GUYS. THIS IS NOT WORKING. The reason this is late is because I have been waiting for a tie to be broken. Well, Kai and Jay are tied. I cannot use both SO...well, I will save it for chapter 31. VOTE. PLEASE. NOW. :D If you already have, then good! As of this message, Kai and Jay have 2, and Zane has one. So, um...on with the show! i guess :3
Firetail: HEY THERE! Well, I have my new cohost...which just means he'll help me with some dares.
Garmadon: yay 0u0
Firetail: Okay! This first LOOOONNGGGG List is from Lya200. Your list is ridiculously long...so, I'll choose my favorites out of the list. Really, some of these gave me a laughing fit.
Garmadon: Yeah, and i had to go through it.
Firetail: Shushaboo grumpy cat!
Garmadon:...
Firetail: So, I chose some, most from the bottom. First is my favorite that you sent... Garmadon has to walk outside say MEEP whenever he sees someone with a mustache .
Garmadon: (goes outside)...I don't see anyone!
Firetail: Dude. Really?
Garmadon: yes.
Firetail:...oh no wait there's a guy...and he's got a-
Garmadon: MEEEPPPPPP!
Firetail: XD
Garmadon: WHERE ARE ALL OF THERE PEOPLE COMING FROM ALL OF THE SUDDEN?
Firetail:...idk...
Garmadon: MEEP. MEEP...MEEPMEEPMEEP...MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEP!
Firetail:...
Garmadon: MEEEEEEPP...(Falls over)
Firetail:...(drags him back inside.)
Garmadon: ugh...meep...
Firetail: Okay, Tard. Get up.
Garmadon: TARD?!
Firetail: That's short for Tatar sauce.
Garmadon:...
Firetail: AKA grumpy cat.
Garmadon: -_-
Firetail: Now...next... Kai has to change his name to Mrs. Snugglewuffins and we have to call him that. I'm going to do this for 1 chapter.
Kai: HAI. I AM MRS. SNUGGLEWUFFINS. MEEEEEEHHHH
Firetail: Hai mrs snugglewuffins.
Kai:...hai.
Firetail: OKAY. one more from the list. Zane has to make Garmadon hit himself and say "WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF?"
Zane: (makes garmy hit himelf) WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF?
Garmadon: (growls)
Zane: (snickers) You can't do anything...i'm guessing...
Firetail:...Tard isn't pleased!
Garmadon: (grabs zane's arm and noms it)
Zane: ow...OW...OWWWWWW! Get him off!
Firetail: Ehehheh!
Garmadon: Nomnomonnomnomomnom
Zane: OWWW! You know his saliva is POISON?
Firetail: yeah...
(later)
Firetail: TARTAR SAUCE! LET GO!
Garmadon: (nomming)
Zane: (squeals)
Garmadon: (still noms)
Firetail: (pulls zane out of Garmy's reach, ripping zane's arm off)
Zane: WHA?!
Firetail: GARMY!
Garmadon: (burps)
Firetail: ...okay zane...(writes down a number and hands it to zane) Here. This is the number for the mechanic.
Zane: can't i got to my dad?
Firetail: No. he;s crazy.
Zane: -_-
Firetail: This next one is from DarkZoeUnderwood. Kai to make 10 perfect swords in a row. And if he messes up on 1, he has to start over. OKAY MRS. SnuggleWuffins!
Kai: -_-
( 30 minutes later)
Kai: ALMOST THERE...(Messes it up) ...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Firetail: heheheh...another from her, Zane has to slap Lloyd and see if garmy or Misako do something about it.
Zane: OKAY...I HAVE A NEW ARM...GOOD...SO... (slaps lloyd and squeaks) Don't kill me...
Garmadon:...(laughing)
Misako: oh dear...
Firetail: Tard enjoys that doesn't he?
Garmadon: I am not grumpy cat!
Firetail: ...No, you are! Next, Is from a guest. Cole has to eat 11 buckets of his duck chowder and see how long glues his mouth shut.
Cole: (eats it all) mhrmhmm...MRPHPHPHPHP!
Firetail: XD I should let you guys know that I am WAY held back on dares. So if NONE of yours appears, just post them again. So, yeah... Now for some dares from GoAheadIDareYa! I will have to choose some from your list, it;s kinda long...sorry!...I'm going to do the ones for LG, Sensei, Zane, and cole...when his mouth isn't glued anymore XD
Cole: mrph...
Firetail: Garmy has to dress up like hello kitty!
Garmadon: (growls)
Firetail: (gasps) TARTAR SAUCE! TARD! GRUMPY CAT!
Garmadon: I. Am. Not. Grumpy. CAT.
Firetail: Don't. Talk. Like. This. It. Makes. You. Sound. Like. You. Have. Asthma.
Garmadon: -_-
Firetail: So, GO TARD!
Garmadon: (goes to change)
Firetail: Sensei, you have to drink tea until you pee! Which rhymes, yes it does.
Sensei: YAY!
Firetail: no. OKAY NEXT...Oh wait... (pours warm water on coles mouth to get his mouth unglued)
Cole: YES I CAN TALK!
Firetail: You must speak in rhymes. Speak in rhymes all the times.
Cole:...I swear...and pigs have hair. (ADVENTURE TIME REFERENCE MUCH?)
Firetail: One chapter.
Cole: Okay...Olay.
Firetail: OLAY? HAIR PRODUCTS MUCH?
Cole:...
Firetail: ahem...next! ZANE. FUNNEH SWITCH NOW.
Zane:...if i must... (flips it)
Firetail:...
Zane: I'M A MOTHER FATHER GENTLE MAN! :D
Firetail:...
Garmadon: (comes back)
Firetail: OMG (hugs)
Garmadon: get off. Get off. GET OFF. GET OFF!
Firetail: Why?
Garmadon: I do not appreciate the death squeeze of yours.
Firetail: No silly! It's a hug!
Garmadon:...hug?
Firetail:...
Zane: STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM NOW THE WHOLE TEAM HERE!
Firetail: DRAKE!
Garmadon: shut...UUUUPPP
Firetail: Oh yeah! Thanks for the reminder, Tard! Or...Hello kitty!
Garmadon: STAHP.
Firetail: Next... (agh i'm so tired XD) Random Ninja Wizard Girl. I'm going to just do one... Lloyd walks on the tight rope.
Lloyd: WHAT?
(blah blah blah he goes there)
Lloyd: Okay...I can do this... (carefully walks along)
Garmadon: (shows up ) YOU DOING WELL SON?!
Lloyd: ahh! (falls off)
Garmadon:...oops.
Lloyd: (plummets)
Garmadon:...
Firetail:...
Everyone: ...
Lloyd: IM OKAY!
Everyone:...
Firetail:That's it!...Good night... I MEAN...BYE!
Garmadon:...
Firetail: STAHP TARD.
Garmadon: ugh.
Firetail: VOTE! KAI OR JAY! BREAK DAT TIE!