JAY WON THE CONTEST! So Jay will be host of this chapter! Thanks for participating guys! 3
Jay: Nononononno! I thought I said MORE caffeine!
Dareth:...Jay...
Jay: WHAT?
Dareth: We're on air.
Jay: OH...eheheh...sorry... *whispers* Put more caffeine in, bub.
Dareth: JAAAAAYYY
Jay: OKAY hey guys...I'm Jay...and this is the DARE SHOW! Ahahaha...
Dareth: -_-
Jay: Shut up i'm smarter than you!
Dareth: I didn't say anything...
Jay: Well...Um...
Dareth: GET ON WITH IT!
Jay: OKKKAAAYYY first dare list is from DarkZoeUnderwood. Kai has to sing that "Drop it low" song from Rio...
Kai:...Get it-get it- get it- girl Take her, take her to the floor. Show her show her how you roll. Then drop it-drop it-drop it low.
Jay: :D lol GO SING IT TO THE FIRST GIRL YOU SEE WHEN YOU GO OUT SIDE
Kai: FINE. (Goes outside and goes up to the first girl...and...it's edna.)
Edna: Hello, dear! aren't you one of Jay's friends?
Kai:...Get it-get it- get it- girl Take her, take her to the floor. Show her show her how you roll. Then drop it-drop it-drop it low.
Edna:...I'm going to leave now...(runs off)
Kai: -.-
( GUYS GUYS GUUUUUYYYSS. ANNOUNCEMENT. I have 2 WHOLE pages of dares to fit in. I'm only using a few for each chapter. I'm SOOOO sorry. Just...try to only send one dare per chapter, and not MILLIONS.)
Jay: next...is a list from a Guest. Kai, watch telletubbies for 10 hours.
Kai: o0o nooooo rlly?
Jay: (shoves him in the room) OOOOKKAAAY! Nya, slap Pythor.
Nya: (slaps pythor)
Pythor: (growls)
Jay: PYTHOR YELL SAFETY TORCH
Pythor: SAFETY TOOOOOOORCH whatever that means...
Jay:...you obviously have never seen tobuscus. NEXT...list from Jacetheaceofchao. I HAVE TO DO THE FUNKY MONKEY. OKAY (Does)
Cole: gosh just stop...
Jay: Okay... UM NEXT...Zane has to kiss Firetail.
Zane and Firetail: ./.
Jay: KISS NAO.
Zane: (kisses her quickly)
Firetail: 0-0...(blushing) Wow. How am I going to say my first kiss was with ZANE? plus i'm only 12...
Zane: (snuggles up to fluttershy) I wuv u babe.
Jay:...that was so awkward i don't even want to say. NEXTTT...Wu, say bow chicka bow wow to Misako. ( I heard a slow song and it was like...bow chicka bow wow whacha gonna say!... Creepy song -.- )
Wu: (gets right in her face) BOW CHICKA BOW WOW
Garmadon: (growls)
Jay:...COLE CALL GARMY "FUZZY KITTY" for 4 chapters. (if i can remember that long...)
Cole: Stop growling, fuzzy kitty!
Firetail: I'm still calling him TARD, TARTAR SAUCE, GRUMPY CAT!
Garmadon: (growls more)
Jay: Next is from Legomaster01 (only using like...about 3 from each list guys.) Cole, you have to throw away ur cake for this chapter.
Cole: (nomming cake) r u serious?
Jay: (nods)
Cole: (throws in away and sobs on the floor)
Jay: Dareth has to tell his student that his trophies aren't real.
Dareth: fine. (then all the student walk in, and Dareth goes up to them) GUYZ. I HAS TO TELLS YOU SUMTHIN'. MAH TWOPHIEZ AWR FAYKE
Kids: o0o fakerrrrrrrrrrr!
Dareth: ( running away) NO STAHP
Jay:...Skales has to give up his leadership to a different Hypnobrai.
Skales:...(gives the staff to Slither...my oc... art/Slither-OC-384788579 )
Slither: OHHHHH what's this? is it a...GIANT CHURRO?
Skales: NO NO NO NO
Slither:...is it...ahm... a candy cane?
Skales: no...!
Slither: Is iiiiiiiiittttt... is it a giant flute?
Skales: It's a STAFF!
Slither:...oh! ahahahah! I love you Skalesy!
Skales: :)
Jay:...Now last on from them, Rainbow Dash most break up with Kai.
Rainbow Dash: WHOOOO YEAHHH BRUH! I'm going to go get SOARIN'
Kai: NOOOOOOOOO
Jay:...Next is from needaprofile ( I like that name X3) Kai, swim in a lake with maneating sharks while covered in ketchup. BIG WHOOPDEE DO THIS CHAPTER IS FULZZZZ OF KAI DARESESSS
Kai: okay...( Smothers himself in ketchup and jumps in the lake) SWIM SWIM...GOTTA SWIIIIIIIIIM
Shark 1: OMG LOOK FRENCH FRY
Shark 2: ...BY GEORGE, YOU'RE RIGHT
Shark 1: MMMMM YES QUITE, QUITE!
Shark 2: LET'S EAT IIIIIITTT
Shark 1: YEP! (both chase after kai)
Kai: (Squeals) NO NOO NOOOOO NO NO NO NO (runs out of the lake)
Jay: next on that list, Zane has to eat 100 pickles...with mayo.
Zane: seems easy enough.
Jay: while he's doing that... NYA SHOVE SKALES'S HEAD IN THE TOILET
Nya: (shoves his head straight in)
Skales: BLURB GLUP BRRRREEEERGH!
Nya: (brings him out and throws him)
Skales: ow!
Jay: Next dare is from Darkzoeunderwood. I have to dress as pikachu, and if anyone says DARE, i have to shock them. Challenge accepted. (goes and changes into a pikachu costume and comes back) OKAYYYY
Nya: oh my .
Jay: Next is ANOTHER from Legomaster01. Firetail must test HIS freezerburn on kai.
Firetail:...his?...HIS?...is that a typo...?
Jay: (gulp) idk...
Firetail: Don't worry I'm not the ragey kind of person! But yeah I'm a female :3
Jay: Yeah...
Firetail: Okay let's test this out. (whips her tail and hits kai)
Kai: Ow ow! It's hot! It burns! but...IT'S COOL AND FREEZING WUT
Firetail: MMHM.
Jay:..Another from the same person...Dareth has to pick his nose...WUT.
Dareth: I DO THAT ALL THE TIME
Firetail:...You aren't my camera man anymore. ZANEEE! YOU'RE MY NEW CAMERA MAN!
Zane: OKAYYYY!...
Dareth: ( doing...well, that...ew.)
Jay: NOW from Lya200. Garmadon has to have a heated argument with a potato.
Garmadon: (gets a potato and stares at it for a second) ...NUH UHHH...WUT. WUT DID U SAY? (starts cussing at it)
Jay:...^.^ AHAH...NEXT...DARETH. WRESTLE A TEDDY BEAR!
Dareth: (gets a teddy bear and stats tumbling around...)
Firetail:...is this some kind of Radioactive reference? Go watch that music video, guys, IT'S CRAY CRAY.
Teddy bear: (pins dareth down)
Dareth: (squeals)
Jay: Lloyd, you have to go to sugar rush and don't eat any candy.
Lloyd: OKAY (goes) HOLLLLYYY...I...NEED...CANDY! OMNOMNOM
Jay: NO (pulls him out)
Lloyd: awwww!
Jay:...wow. that was a lot of dares on it's own.
Zane: (burps) done!
Jay: Yeah I guess we're done! BYE GUYZ!