LISTEN. If you send a dare, here's some rules.
1. If it has a reference, I have to know what that is. I don't like Harry Potter, so if you send something with that in there, I can't use it.
2. I HAVE TO BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND THE DARE. Make sure to use your grammar!
3. I don't like it when you over use a dare. I'm sorry, but i'm tired of the Cole kisses Nya thing. Also, Zane's funny switch is OLD. Just think, he's probably got other switches!
4. Make sure your dare has nothing inappropriate. NO CUSSING. This is a kid friendly dare show.
5. Don't send long lists. Trust me, it takes a LONG time to write those lists with 20 dares in it. I suggest you don't, because i'll only use about 3 of them.
6. This is oddly a bother to me, but I don't like it when you put roleplay in your review. I just don't like it. TT-TT
7. If I don't use your dare, don't get mad at me. This has only happened. ONCE. And it included ROLEPLAY. I like roleplay, but It's confusing me when you use it in your dare.
8. You can only guest star ONCE. THAT'S IT.
9. WE NEED MORE DARES THAT WILL EMBARRASS PEOPLE. YES. " Make them watch this!" Is not a dare.
10. It is OKAY to send dares from other dare stories. AS LONG AS THEY ARE GOOD! ;)
Well, there you go! By the way, I WILL ROLEPLAY WITH YOU! Just send me a message or review that says you want to roleplay.
The characters I often use are- Zane, Evil Garmadon, Firetail, Rin, Slither, and Hebinoshi.
I have drawings of the last four on my Deviant Art.
Never seen Firetail? Here's a drawing of her I made yesterday. Click here - art/Firetail-Anthro-386714010?q=gallery%3Acrystalthepegasus&qo=0
Firetail: (playing Super Smash Brothers Brawl)
Garmadon: (walks in) GURL isn't it time to start?
Firetail: start what...
Garmadon: THE DARE SHOW!
Firetail: Oh...yeah forgot...
Garmadon: What have you been doing? Your so called "followers" are probably worried sick!
Firetail: No they won't, I'm just a fan fiction writer...And yeah I have been on Deviant Art :D
Garmadon: Well you can get here and do the show!
Firetail:...no I have other things to do right now i'll get to that later...
Garmadon: You are making it sound like you don't want to do the show...
Firetail: YES I DO
Garmadon: Well, then go do it!
Firetail: Oh, grumpy cat, i really wanna finish this gaaaaammmmeee!
Garmadon: Stop whining!
Firetail: BUT i'm fighting someone right noooowwww!
Garmadon: You're just playing a game! We've wasted several minutes!
Firetail:...aaaaaaaaand...done! (walks out) Zane were you there the entire time?
Zane:...yes. The camera starts at a certain time.
Firetail: And what, you couldn't record yourself?
Zane: why?
Firetail: You could have been doing something funny.
Zane: like what?
Firetail: Humming.
Zane:...and?
Firetail: Singing.
Zane:...and?
Firetail: Random noises.
Zane:...AND?
Firetail: idk -.-
Zane:...the SHOW? IT'S ON...
Firetail: OH yeah hey guys! UH...btw...If I don't update in a LOOOONGGG...time, remember that the story is STILL going...unless I say so...OKAY on with the dares! From AmberDiamondswords, Kai has to fight the pink bear from the Radioactive music video!
Kai: UGH! I'VE BEEN GETTING SO MANY DARES! TT-TT
Firetail: ahahah...you guys must hate him or something...
Kai: -.-
Firetail: Okay wait one second! (leaves and comes back with the bear in a cage)
Zane: aww it's cute!
Bear: (growling at Kai)
Kai: It's not CUTE! Are you cereal?
Zane:...cereal?
Kai: It means serious /)_-
Zane: ...I bet you're one of those people who use hash tags...
Kai: NO i'm not! #swag #yolo #shutup #hashtag #idontusehashtags
Zane:...
Bear: (breaks out of the cage and shoots lasers at kai)
Kai: OW OW OW! (grabs the bear and throws it)
Bear: (runs back and tackles kai)
Kai: QUIT! STAHP!
Firetail:...Okay someone want to guest star! And her name is Lidy Garmadon!
Lidy: Heyyy :)
Firetail: Yeah we will get to your dares in just a little while. Okay now a dare from Legomaster01. Tard (garmy) has to sing "im a gummy bear" but replace the word "gummy bear" with "grumpy cat."
Garmadon: -.-
Firetail: I used to listen to that song when i was 6 :) Now that I see what the lyrics actually are, I'M LAUGHING. (gives the lyrics to garmy)
Garmadon: (sighs) Gosh you guys hate me 0n0... Are these even WORDS?
Firetail:...maybe.
Garmadon: -.- Oh, I'm a grumpy cat yes
Yeah, I'm a grumpy cat yeah
Oh, I'm a Yummy, tummy, Funny, Lucky grumpy cat.
I'm a Jelly bear, Cuz I'm a grumpy cat,
Oh I'm a movin', groovin', Jammin', Singin' grumpy cat
Oh Yeah!
Boing day ba duty party
Boing day ba duty party
Boing day ba duty party party pop
Oh, I'm a grumpy cat
Yes, I'm a Grumpy cat!
Oh, I'm a Yummy, Chummy, Funny, Lucky grumpy car.
I'm a Jelly bear, Cuz I'm a grumpy cat,
Oh I'm a movin', groovin', Jammin', Singin' grumpy cat
Oh Yeah!
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum
Three times you can bite me
Oh, I'm a grumpy cat
Yes, I'm a grumpy cat!
Oh, I'm a Yummy, Chummy, Funny, Lucky grumpy cat.
I'm a Jelly bear, Cuz I'm a grumpy cat,
Oh I'm a movin', groovin', Jammin', Singin' grumpy cat
Oh Yeah!
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum
Three times you can bite me
Oh, I'm a grumpy cat
Yes, I'm a grumpy cat!
Oh, I'm a Yummy, Chummy, Funny, Lucky grumpy cat.
I'm a Jelly bear, Cuz I'm a grumpy cat,
Oh I'm a movin', groovin', Jammin', Singin' Grumpy cat
Oh Yeah!
Haha Duba duba yum yum
Haha Duba duba yum yum
Haha Duba duba yum yum
Three times you can bite me...ew.
Firetail: ENCORE ENCORE!
Garmadon: (hisses) no!
Lidy:...Dad...that was disturbing.
Garmadon:...
Lidy: It really was.
Garmadon: Forget everything.
Lidy:...I don't think i can.
Firetail: eheh..okay then... now from Lya200. Cole has to be tied up to a chair and watch nya and jay kiss. Wow, are these NOT getting old to you guys? (ties cole to a chair)
Jay and Nya: .3. (kissy kissy!)
Cole:...
Jay and Nya: (KISSSS KISSSS KIIIIIIIISS)
Cole: ew.
Firetail: (unties cole) well, okay then.
Zane: Did I really just get film of two people making out?
Firetail: yes.
Zane: 0n0
Firetail: Now Kai has to have a staring contest with a bear that has HUGE eyes. If her blinks, he has to say "Im an idiot" infront of the camera. (hands a teddy bear to kai)
Teddy Bear: 0u0
Firetail: READY...SET...GO!
Kai:... ouo
Teddy Bear:...0u0
Kai:... ouo
Teddy Bear:... OUO
Kai: -n-
Firetail: KAI BLINKED!
Kai:...#ididntblink
Firetail: -_- yes you did.
Kai: Fine... (goes right up to the camera)
Zane: Don't push yourself into it...
Kai: (backs up a little) I'M AN IDIOT.
Zane:...
Kai: TT-TT
Firetail: Now from a guest... Jay has to watch Nya and Cole kiss.
Cole; what? ew no.
Nya:...what's wrong with me, cole?
Cole: You're dating Jay tho.
Nya: Okay good. But would you if you could?
Cole: no.
Nya: T-T you hate me?
Cole: No no I didn't say that!
Nya: (cries)
Firetail:... kiss!
Cole: No! I can't do this dare!
Jay: YOU HURT NYAAA! ( attacks cole)
Firetail:...Okay next are Lidy's dares!
Lidy: yay!
Firetail: Btw, I only understand 2 of your dares...sorry. Jay has to drive a monster truck around the town for a while then run over samukai, General Kozu, & pythor.
Jay: (gets in and drives around town, and comes back)
Firetail: (puts samukai, general kozu, and pythor in front of the monster truck, tied up)
Jay: (runs over them) YEAHH WHOOHOO.
Firetail: Last one. Wu has to drink 10 redbulls. Um...okay?
Wu: (drinks them all) OMG.
Firetail: wut?
Wu: I GREW WINGS!
Firetail:...Red bull. It gives you wings. Hm.
Wu: WHEEEEE (crashes through the roof)
Firetail:...
Lidy:...
Firetail: That's it...so...BYE GUYZZZ :)
