Firetail: (nomming)
Garmadon: Sup bruh!
Firetail: Oh..heyyy
Garmadon:...what are you eating?
Firetail:...stuff.
Garmadon:...
Firetail: What? .
Garmadon: IT'S TIME.
Firetail: for...?
Garmadon: THE DARE SHOW.
Firetail: Is Zane already recording?
Garmadon: It's on automatic.
Firetail: .0.
Garmadon: :D
Firetail: oh, you card.
Garmadon: pfft yeah.
Firetail: (walks out) hai guys! I am STILL updating, just SLOWLY. ;)
Zane:...
Firetail: Okay, well...I have some...half sad, half good news. I am going to end this dare show soon. VERY soon. Maybe not even chapter 50.
Zane: D:
Firetail: But...THE FINALE WILL BE AMAZING! EPIC! FULL OF RECAPS, AND MAINLY...EMBARRASSMENT!
Zane:...0-0
Firetail: THE LAST CHAPTER WILL BE CHAPTER 35. I WILL NOT ACCEPT DARES FOR THAT CHAPTER. That is because...I AM GIVING MY OWN DARES!
Zane: Oh dear...
Firetail: I am making a new story in which you can submit...CHALLENGES! THE STORY'S OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT WILL BE ON THE LAST CHAPPIE!
Zane:...so...I won't be in this...right?
Firetail: (giggles) Many of you will be in it...
Zane:...aww...
Firetail: So...yes...BUT THE FINALE WILL BE SO AWESOME YO EYEBALLS ARE GOING TO THROW UP!
Zane: ew..
Firetail: AND THEN EXPLODE! ALONG WITH YOUR OTHER BODY PARTS! AND TURN INTO CORNDOGS! AND SHOOT RAINBOWS! AND TH-
Garmadon: ahem...Firetail?
Firetail:...oh...right...That reminds me. I think i've found a fan...
Garmadon: ?
Firetail: Here. Legomaster01 wants to guest star. I'M NOT KIDDING THIS WAS THE BEST REVIEW EVER.
Garmadon: READ THE WHOLE THING
Firetail: Okaaaaay... I always call garmadon grumpy cat or tard or even garmy
I am a robot like Zane
I am a boy
I like dounuts( I even ware one as a hat
When I snap my fingers, pizza falls out of da sky
I have potatoes for shoes
I fart rainbows( it makes me fly)
And I have a pet dragon that is the twin sister of firetail, her name is "Ron Animal In Nobody Banana On Wobble Friend At Robert Tail
To figure out the name, do only the first letter of each word ( I want to test your brain power )
If you let me on the show, I will give you a cookie. If you let me get dared, I give you two cookies _
You can pick
Pls let me get dared and on the show, and you get THREE COOKIESu.…
If I am on the show as a host one time U get 4 cookies
If I stay on the show, U get 50 cookiesO_O. SUGARCRAZEEEEEEYYYYYYY
Forget about the pet dragon, but make it a unicorn
Garmadon:...
Firetail: yup.
Zane:...wha?
Firetail: HUSH.
Zane:...
Firetail: I HAVE A TWIN SIS.
Zane:...
Firetail: Actually i have a sis names frofree...but...
Zane:...
Firetail: Okay, this guy is confusing me XD literally...Then you say you take it back...and submitted 18 or more dares! Only 3 will be used...heck...maybe less than three. I might just take one...and I think i found my favorite...
Garmadon:...Please say it's for Zane...
Zane: ;~; why do you hate meeee?
Firetail: Tardar Sauce, it's for you.
Garmadon: Stop! I'm NOT grumpy cat!
Firetail: But you have soft fur and EVERYTHING.
Garmadon:...
Firetail: Like, it smells like strawberries!
Garmadon:...I think it's the shampoo i use...
Firetail: huhheuuueheuehuehuheuehu
Zane: ahem...firetail?
Firetail: Oh, right...Grumpy cat, you have to wear twinkle toes that light up!
Garmadon:...the what in the what now?
Firetail: You know, those little shoes for five year olds! With the gems at the front and they light up when you-
Garmadon: (eyes sparkle)
Firetail:...
Garmadon: :D tell me more!
Firetail:...that's it.
Garmadon: D:
Firetail:...(throws them at garmy) there :)
Garmadon: HUEUEHHEEUEHUEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEU
Firetail: ...one more for Legomaster01..(who changed his name to Minecraft1346) Rainbow Dash, tell Kai you love him.
RD: but i married Soarin'!
Firetail: .0. really?
RD: yeah.
Firetail: tell him anyway.
RD: I love you Kai.
Kai: OUO
RD:...bye... (leaves)
Firetail: Now for 2 dares from Needaprofile! Kai... JUMP IN A HOLE OF RABID BUNNIES AND T-REX WHILE WEARING A PINK SWIMSUIT!
Kai: WUT?!
Firetail:...insted of rabid bunnies...how about... RABBIDS?
Rabbid: BWAAAAAHHHHHH!
Firetail:...i've been saving those, don't ask why.
Rabbid: (attacks Jay)
Jay: TT0TT nuuuu! ahhhh!
Firetail: (pulls him off) yeah...but it asked for rabid bunnies XD Let's just go with that.
Garmadon:...(backs into the couch a little)
Firetail: wait...don't you have rabies?
Garmadon:...only sometimes... (foams at the mouth a little)
Firetail:...sometimes?! Dude you need to go to the vet.
Garmadon: I went yesterday...
Firetail: aww. (pets him) Could you give those bunnies in that cage over there, rabies for me?
Garmadon:...TTnTT okay... (bites all the bunnies)
Bunnies: RAWRR RAWR RAWR JRGIRJOGJERGJAIOJGOIVREJRIOGFNBWAAHHHWIEFJWF!
Garmadon: (jumps back on the couch and continues to foam at the mouth)
Firetail: KAIIIIII!
Kai: I'm back. Stupid pink swimsuit with the little...frilly things...
Firetail: XD
Kai: -.-
Firetail: DO ETT! my t rex is waiting!
T-Rex: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR ( A tyrannosaurus is my favorite dinosaur. Dinosaurs are the only thing (other than language) I enjoy learning about.)
Kai: (jumps in) OW OW OKAY JSIASAAAAAHAHHHHHHSGGHHEJFMWJIFOWRFJ!
Firetail:...now STAY!...Wait no, DarkZoeUnderwood wants you to triple flip off a diving board into a pool of eels. GUESS WHAT. THE BUNNIES AND THE TREX WILL BE IN THERE TOO
Kai:... ;~; (does)
Firetail: AHAHHAHAH okay another from Needaprofile, Jay has to tell Nya he secretly used to be in a mental hospital.
Zane:...;~;
Firetail: Zane?
Zane: ...I-I-I used to be at a mental hospital! (cries)
Firetail: (hugs) awww...poor baby...
Jay:...Nya, I secretly used to be at a mental hospital.
Nya: WAH (slaps him)
Jay: gosh im kidding...
Nya:...oh.
Zane: TT-TT
Firetail: (cuddles Zane) okay...now from Lya200. I'm doing TWO per person. Misako, explain how candy cannot dance to the mailman for the whole chapter.
Misako: (sits next to the mailman) okay...so...they don't have legs...or feet...
Firetail: Cole must sing "Barbie Girl" to the whole world. Hm, he's on live T.V now, (lol not really, durr.) SO HE KINDA IS.
Cole:...I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world Life in plastic, it's fantastic! You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere Imagination, life is your creation! Come on Barbie, let's go party! I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world Life in plastic, it's fantastic! You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere Imagination, life is your creation I'm a blond bimbo girl, in a fantasy world Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink, Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky... You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours!" (i had to type all of that. I KNOW THAT SONG BY HEART NOW XD I didn't have to copy and paste. I think there is something wrong with me...lol.)
Firetail: AHAH okay... (cuddles zane more)
Zane:...Oh no...IT'S THE VOICES AGAIN! (cries)
Firetail: :( aw..
Zane:...weahhhhhh!
Firetail: Okay. Next on that list... Kai has to lick a cat. (Everyone looks at garmadon)
Garmadon: (stomping his feet on the ground) WHAT SORCERY IS THIS? ARE YOU A WIZARD?...
Everyone:...
Garmadon:...(sits down) I agree that politics and government matter too, carry on.
Firetail: WELL...YOU ARE PART CAT, RIGHT?
Garmadon:...yeah...
Firetail: Hey...KAI LICK GRUMPY CAT!...and then i'll make you lick my cat, Dragonstar. (YEP. THAT'S MY CAT'S NAME. for real. No joke.)
Kai:...(licks garmy's arm)
Garmadon: ewwww what is your problem?
Kai:...you taste like cotton candy.
Garmadon: (scoots away from Kai)...
Firetail: (throws dragonstar at him) Lick her.
Dragonstar: mroow. (squeaks)
Kai: (licks her)
Dragonstar:...
Kai: (throws her)
Firetail:...-.- Okay...next...
Misako:...and...candy is an inanimate object...it can't breathe...
Mailman: UGHHH. ( Am i the only one who DOESN'T hate the mailman? )
Firetail:...I think that's it. Depending on what chapter they were posted on...
Zane:...I remember...that time...when my imaginary friend stole my crayons...and never gave them back...
Firetail:...
Zane: And...that fun, squishy, yellow room...with...the hug myself jacket...
Firetail:...(hugs zane) that's it for now... Here's the deal. SEND ONE DARE FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER. JUST REMEMBER, IT WILL BE YOUR LAST DARE. LAAAAASSSTT. WELP, GOOD BYE!