GUYS! NO MORE DARES! THE NEXT CHAPTER IS THE LAST, AND I'LL BE DARING ON THAT ONE! WHOOOOO!
SOOOO yeah. Get that through yo head XD
Firetail:...(hanging upside down on the couch next to garmy, who is also upside down)
Garmadon: So. This is were the submits end.
Firetail: (nods)
Garmadon: Never thought i'd be early.
Firetail: Meh, you'll be pushed enough in the next show.
Garmadon: What is the next show?
Firetail: I can't tell you until 35!
Garmadon: -.-
Firetail: It'll be funny...and gross...
Garmadon: .0.
Firetail:...we ought to start...
Garmadon: (nods)
Firetail: WELL HELLOOOOOO PEOPLEZ! I'M SO FREAKING NOT IN THE MOOD TO WRITE BUT HEY, LOOK WHAT I'M DOING FOR YOU PEEPS!?
Garmadon:...
Firetail: Oh right...Well, we have the last dares for the show. First, is from needaprofile. kai has to wear a pink speedo and sparkly eye shadow, go to a 1 Direction concert (just saying, im not a 1D fan) and try to convince the girl teenagers there that he is one of the band members. WELL GUESS WHAT? I don't like 1D either! WHOO.
Garmadon: OUO
Firetail: Kai, go ahead.
Kai: (does what is told and goes to the concert) Hey! YO GURL
Girl: yeah?
Kai: I'm a new member of One Direction OUO
Girl: OMG REALLY?
Kai: yis.
Girl: AAHHHHH YOU'RE GORGEOUS
Kai: :D
Girl: GUYS LOOK A NEW MEMBER TO THE BAND
Everyone: AHHH OMG
Kai: NO (leaves)
Firetail: oh...kay...um...AHEM next is from Darkzoeunderwood! The ninja have to watch EVERY episode of MLP dressed as ponies.
(blagh blah they go change and come back :/)
Firetail: Cole is Rarity, Kai is Rainbow Dash, Jay is Pinkie Pie, and Zane is Fluttershy!
Zane: isn't it awkward that I'm dressed like my wife?
Cole:...I'm a magical I unicorn :/
Jay: I'm a pretty pink pony! Wah!
Kai: Yeeeass! Rainbow Dash!
Firetail: SMILE!(holds up a camera and takes a picture)
Jay: -.-
Firetail: next is fro- guys just get out of those costumes.
Ninjas: (change and come back)
Firetail: Next is from A Guest. Everyone must freak out over a little toy spaceship simply because it has a spinner. And I know what movie, but don't know the name...because the only Lego thing I like is Ninjago..dats it :3
Wu: how does dis work?!
Firetail: (throws a toy spaceship with a spinner at wu's head)
Wu: OnO IT HAS A FLUFFING SPINNAAARRR
Everyone: *le gasp*
Wu: ITS UGLYYYY
Everyone: WE KNOOOWWW BUT STILL BEAUTIFUL COMPARED TO YOUR FACE
Wu: ;~;
Garmadon: WAIT WAIT WAIT
Everyone: ?
Garmadon: (eats the spaceship) PROBLEM SOLVED! (Burps)
Everyone: well.
Firetail: Okay, guys...I procrastinated big time on this, so i have over 15 or more dares to fill in.
Garmadon: .
Firetail: yesh.
Zane: why?
Firetail: good gosh...okay...next is from a Guest. Patty Keys must try to get the great devourer to buy a tiny house. and NO DEVOURERING FOR THE DEVOURER!
Garmadon: we'll have to go outside.
Firetail: ZEIN COME WITH US U NEEDZ TO RECORD
Zane: okay...
Firetail: (drags zane outside, following Garmadon)
GD (Great Devourer): RAAAAWWWRRR
Patty:...oh...dear..
Firetail: SELL DAT TINY HOUSE YA HAG!
Patty: .0.
Firetail:...Yeah um...I don't do that kinda stuff in real life...I just want this to be funny...(No seriously, some thing Firetail does ACTUALLY i don't do in real life...like...i'm shy, and i wouldn't hurt anyone.)
Patty:...oh...um...so...i'm on Tv? other than...a commercial?
Firetail: yes.
Patty:...(waves) Hi people! BUY MY HOUSES .
Firetail:...
Patty: okay...i'm done ^.^ (You know those moms that embarrass their kids in public? Yeah, I imagine Patty that way.)
Firetail: Now...you have to get this HUGE SNAKEY to buy a tiny house from you.
Patty: OH...well...uh...
Firetail:...?
Patty: okay...so...um... ... H-h-how are you? W-w-would you care for a tiny house?
GD: no
Patty: ;~; why?
GD: Why would I need one, madame?
Patty: too...have...raw meat in it?
GD: ew.
Patty: to hide your enemies in?
GD: no. That's very rude~
Patty: ttooooooooooooooo...Have a tea party with?
GD: Deal!
Firetail:...that worked..( and because i'm rushing with time *srrsly im in school now* not ALL the rest of the dares will be accepted...I'M SORRY TT-TT FORGIVE MUAH!)
GD: I AM MORE SIRRR THAN U
Firetail: NU THAT'S MUSTACHE ZANE'S LINE!
Zane: ?
Firetail:...a little...thing i made...it's u...with a mustache..
Zane:...
Firetail: OKAY MOVING ON... FROM ANNAJULIAN, EVERYONE EAT A BANANA!
Everyone;...(eats a banana)
Firetail:...THAT TASTED GREAT :3
Cole; mine is rotted..
Firetail: You can't make fooddddd!
Cole: i didn't make this...
Firetail: can't make it, don't deserve it
Cole:...what?
Firetail: I HAVE CONFUSED BOTH MYSELF AND YOU! :D
Cole:...
Firetail:...now...THE ULTIMATEEEE! FROM Random ninja wizard girl..Start a Gangnam Style flash mob (you must all be dressed in your Halloween costumes) in the middle of Ninjago City. When you're finished, wish everyone a happy New Year (Yes, I KNOW it's not New Year's yet, but still!) and throw confetti. Then run the heck outta there!
Zane: I don't think that would be very-
Firetail: (flips a switch on zane, causing him to flash different colors)
Zane: ah- I hate you U.U
Firetail: FUN FACT- I HATE DANCING! :D
Zane: Well...dare says you HAVE TO...
(they go to the middle of the city and do so~)
Peoplez in le city: WHAT THE NUGGETS
Firetail: I DONT ENJOY THIS :3
Garmadon: NO ONE DOES :3
Jay: I DO :3
Darreth: STOP THE KITTY FACES :3
Firetail: NO :3
Kai: TOO MUCH KITTY AAAAAAAAAA
Firetail: NUHUH *shot*
Everyone: HAPPY NEW YEARS~~~~ (run the heck out of there)
Firetail: (turns zane's switch off..) OKAY WELL THAT WAS TERRIBLE :D
Garmadon: YES INDEED :D
Firetail: NEXT..IS FROM HALEYTHERAINBOWTACO! FILL A POOL WITH VANILLA PUDDING AND HAVE A VANILLA PUDDING POOL PARTY
Jay: IM IN
Darreth: ME TOO
Skales: ME TOO
Chokun: ME TO-
Firetail: CHOKUUUUNNN! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE UNTIL THE NEXT SERIES!
Chokun:...oh...but...i want...pudding ;~;
Firetail: (gives him a ham sandwich)
Chokun: EVEN BATTAR
Firetail: ...ROADIIIEEE
Garmadon: (takes chokun out of the room)
Firetail: OKAY...(fills the pool)
Jay: (jumps in first) AAAAAAAAAAAAA :3
Darreth:...(falls in)
Firetail: I'm not getting in that...
Garmadon: (pushes her in)
Firetail: HEY!
Garmadon: ^.^
Firetail: (climbs out) You're my roadie~~ dun hurt meh!
Garmadon: fine...(pushes Zane in)
Firetail:...ugh...Push someone i hate in...like...Wu...or..Kai...SOMEONE
Garmadon:...well they all know that i can push them in...
Firetail:...
Garmadon: (phone rings)
Firetail:...THAT'S YOUR RINGTONE? MILEY CYRUS...?! WE CAN'T STOP!?
Garmadon: . shat ups... (answers his phone) YES WUT?...I DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT!
Firetail: what?
Garmadon:...nothing..
Firetail: -.- Garmy...sing something...make this interesting..
Garmadon:...BUBBLEYUMDUMBUDUMDUMBADUM
Firetail: I love that song X3
Garmadon: :3
Firetail: I've already used like...half zane's battery power today...so you're my radio...
Garmadon:...SHE'S GOT THAT PADONKADONKADONKEY~~
Firetail: :3
Kai:...what the-
Firetail: KEEP SWIMMING IN THAT PUDDING!
Kai:...(swims faster)
Garmadon: TURN LEFT, TURN RIGHT, TURN AROUND YOU CAN TELL WHAT I LIKE~~
Firetail: XD
Garmadon:...I only sing for cookies :U
Firetail: (gives him a cookie)
Garmadon: BUBBLE BUTT, BUBBLE BUBBLE BUBBLE BUTT, TURN AROUND STICK IT OUT, SHOW THE WORLD YOU GOT A-
Firetail: Oh my gahd, we have to start the next dare...
Garmadon: :3
Firetail: from Liddy Garmadon...
Garmadon:...HER LAST NAME IS THE SAAAMEE~
Firetail: You should be ashamed to be related to...THAT...
Garmadon: (derps) AND WE CAAANN'TT STTOOOOPPP AND WE WON'T STOOOPPP~~
Firetail:...mhmh...NOW WE HAVE TO...CARAMELLDANSEN!
Kai: wat ._.
Firetail:...it's a dance -.-
Kai: oh...
Firetail:...GARMADON SING SOMETHING
Garmadon: KISS ME HARD BEFORE YOU GO, SUMMERTIME SADNESS~
Firetail:...
Garmadon: OUO
Firetail:...Okay...I'll use zane...
Garmadon: Offensive...
Firetail: Whatevs.. (starts music and does the dance)
Everyone: that looks so stupid!
Firetail: do you think I like doing this!?
Everyone:...no
Firetail: JJOOOOIIINNN
Everyone: (starts doing it)
Firetail:...so cute ^.^
Everyone: :/
Firetail: WELL NOW A DARE FROM A GUEST...COLE MUST GO TO THE MALL FOUNTAIN AND STAND ON IT, AND YELL "HEY EVERYBODY IM FAT ALBERT"
Cole:...why?
Firetail: DO ET
Cole: (blah goes) HEY EVERYBODY, I'M FAT AAALLBBEEERRTTTTT
Everyone:...(continues shopping)
Cole:...FAT. ALBERT. (jumps up and down)
Everyone:...
Cole: (leaves)
Firetail: X3 next...from wafflestheninja ...i want jay to go to a mall and scream "im a pretty princess and i love to sparkle things and wear pink!" while in a pink princess dress with sparkles on it with a tiara and a princess wand
Jay: :U (Changes and Goes) IM A PRETTY PRINCESS AND I LOVE TO SPARKLE THINGS AND WEAR PINK!"
Firetail: TELL EVERYONE U BEDAZZLED YOUR DOG
Jay: (screaming) I BEDAZZLED MY DOOOOGGG! (leaves)
Firetail: Now from my good friend on DA, SHADOW-HEART130 :3 Garmadon has to stay locked in a closet with Princess Molestia for four hours. And tell everyone what she did to him.
Garmadon: OH GAHD
Molestia:...He's...ugly...
Garmadon: ;~;
Firetail: (shoves garmy in le closet with molestia) uh...yeah...(sets a lot of cakes out)
Cole: ME?! CAKEYYY!?
Firetail:...wait... GARMY SING FOR ME FROM THE CLOSET
Garmadon: (weakly) HAY...GURL...YOU KNOW YOU LOOKING SO DANG FLY...YOU LOOK LIKE YOU FELL FROM THE SKY...
Molestia: SHUT AHP :3
Firetail:...let me add this...ANNNGEEL! :D
Garmadon: (squeals)
Firetail:...well, from pokeninjagon.. (gosh..i love EVERYTHING in your user name..!) YOU HAVE TO SIT HERE. AND STARE AT THEM. AND NOT EAT THEM.
Cole: ;o;
Firetail: :3 AND FROM NINJAGOGIRL01...JAY...YOU ARE THE MAILMAN
Jay: what?!
Firetail: same voice actor...YOU ARE THE MAAAIIL;LLLMANNNNN
Jay: NYUUUUUUU
Firetail: GARMY SING SOMETHIIINGG
Garmadon: BOTTOMS UP~~
Firetail: GOOD ENOUGH
Jay: why do you keep making him sing?
Firetail:...I like it when he sings...
Jay: .
Firetail: KAI JAY...PLAY SLENDER...From amberdiamondswords :3
Jay and Kai: (get pushed into the forest)
Firetail: (i'm literally listening to hardcore dubstep to keep myself awake :D I LOVE IT) NOW LOOK FOR LE PAGESAJZKZKOW
Kai: Hey...I found one!
Jay: WHERE?
Kai: ON JENNIFER :3 (only pewdie fans will understand...)
Jay: U.U
Kai: (gets it) YYAYAAA
Jay:...uh...THERES ONE
Kai: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YAH
Jay: (takes it and derps)
Kai: LETS GU MAR FOUND ONE (grabs it)
Jay: WOW ANOTHER (takes it) wait...
Kai: huh?
Jay: SLLLEEENNNDDDEEERRRR
Kai: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Slender: :3
Jay and Kai: (running)
Firetail: (drags them back in) there... AND 4 HOURS UP
Garmadon: (climbs out of the closet) eh...ehhh..
Molestia: (runs away)
Firetail: what did she do?
Garmadon: (sweating and panting..) she...she...
Firetail: yes? OUO
Garmadon: made me...
Firetail: MH?
Garmadon: MADE ME LISTEN TO BEIBER, GOMEZ, 1D, AND DEMI LAVATOOO!
Firetail: that's terrible!
Garmadon: :(
Firetail: to top it off.. Lya200 wants garmadon to marry a pink sparkly unicorn
Garmadon: :I (marries it)
Firetail: :D
Unicorn: (bleats) baaa!
Garmadon:...(divorces it)
Unicorn: D:
Garmadon: (eats it, followed by a burp)
Firetail:...:(
Garmadon: 'Scuse muah :D
Firetail: Well, That's it for this chappie! BUH BYYYYE!