Time for the next chapter of the "story." Thanks to Haraka97 for being the only person to review the first chapter. If you aren't Haraka97, WHAT ARE Y'ALL WAITING FOR? REVIEW! PLEASE! Well, now that my mini rant is over, the time has come for Chapter Two!

DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING!

"Ouch! Ouch! Excuse me! Sorry foo. Get outta my way bitches!"

Simba ran arrogantly on top of the sleeping forms of the other lionesses, waking many of them up.

"Prince or not, that little bitch is gonna get it someday!"

"Yeah, we gotta teach him a lesson!"

Meanwhile, the young prince scurried over to his father, and began to tug on to his tail. "Come on mofo, wake the hell up! You said you were gonna show me the entire joint today!"

Sarabi growled angrily, and turned towards Mufasa. "Anakin, you have to control Luke."

"IF SOMEBODY GETS THE FANDOM WRONG AGAIN, SOMEBODY IS GOING TO DIE!"

"Anakin, you are his father!"

Mufasa, his eyes gleaming with anger, curled his paws into a fist, and held it in the air. Sarabi stared at him, puzzled. Mufasa then growled to himself. "Damn it! Force Choke does not work in this fandom!"

The king sighed, and stood up. "Come on Luke…I mean Simba. I'll show you the empire…I mean kingdom now."

The cub smiled and followed his father in glee. As the two lions began to leave, Sarabi yelled out behind them. "Anakin, you are becoming something I can't follow! All I want is your love!"

Mufasa ignored her comment as he and his son climbed atop Pride Rock. They looked out as the sun began to rise.

"You see Simba, everything the light touches are our growing fields."

Simba looked out and sure enough, hundreds of lions became visible, all of whom were picking marijuana plants and making heroin.

"Wow! But what about that shadowy place? Man, you said I ain't never be going there!"

"That is beyond our borders, Luke…I mean Simba. That land is ruled by anti-drug hyenas. They've been trying to put our family out of business for decades!"

"That's not good!"

Mufasa chuckled. "You see Simba, every living thing co-exists with each other in a perfect balance called the Force, I mean the Circle of Life. Us, the antelope, the cannabis, and even the hyenas!"

"Whoa! That's like, so radical foo!"

Mufasa chuckled. "It is ain't it? No go rub your privelidge in Uncle Obi-Wan's, I mean your Uncle Scar's face."

"Okay old man, I'll annoy that bitch like hell, man!"

Well, that is all for now! In case you haven't noticed, all of these chapters are going to be very short. Hope y'all don't mind. PLEASE DO NOT FORGET TO LEAVE ME A REVIEW! Well, until next time, take care and drive home safely! Bye!