"Ahhhhh!!" a pain filled scream echoed throughout the dark compound. In a isolated room, laid the Snake Sannin. His arms burning, sweat forming on his pale forehead. He cringed when the next wave a pain racked his body. A scared out-of-his mind, nurse stood next to him, "L-l-lord Orochimaru, take you-your medicine! Quickly!" he pleaded. Golden eyes shone with annoyance and pain glared holes into the man's poor soul. With a strike of his banged arm, the man fell to his death. Blood covered his sheets and arms. Breathing heavily, he tried to regain some air.
"Oh dear," came a sigh, "I only left the room for a couple of moments and the place is already a blood bath!" stated Kabuto Yukashi. Annoyed that he had to clean it up later.
The Sannin growled at the medic, "Enough of your damn complaining! Have you found her?" he asked. He would be ready to kill the boy, if the target was not yet located, even in his weak state.
The medic pushed his glasses farther up the bridge of his nose. "Yes," he began "She is found in Tanzaku Town." he responded.
A dark laughter erupted from the Sannin, "Tanzaku Town, eh?"
"But time has not been good for her, she's turned bitter." Kabuto said, "Hehehe, the best machines are always the bitter." the Snake said huskily.
(Tanzaku Town)
A blonde woman, looking about in her early twenties, sat in front of a gambling machine. Her apprentice standing next to her, praying for three straight sevens.
'Seven!' she hoped for the first reel to come to a stop. It was seven.
'Seven!' she hoped for again. It was seven.
'Seven!!' she prayed to the gods. It was seven!! Three straight sevens!!
"Ah ha! Tsunade-sama! You did it!!" her attendant cheered on.
'Three sevens? That's impossible!' the blonde woman, known as Tsunade, exclaimed to herself. She was the Legendary Sucker for goodness sake!!
She put in another token. And once more her attendant prayed for sevens. And it was so. Tsunade the Legendary Sucker played two games and struck Jac Pot twice!
'This never happens! Well, unless this is an omen...' she pondered to herself. Whenever she struck money, bad luck and misfortune always lurked around the corner. "Ahahaa! You did it Tsunade-sama!!" "Shizune! Be silent!!" her master yelled at her attendant, Shizune. The small pig in Shizune's arms oinked at her master. She too had a feeling that something bad was about to happen.
(Outside Tanzaku)
A couple with a small black haired child walked the path towards Tanzaku Town. One adult had medium long, silver hair with ruby eyes. The other had long, white hair with light blue eyes. The child had pitch, black with white tips on the end of the strains of hair, plus two fox ears. His eyes were two different colors, gold and blue, he was as pale as the moon with a handsome feature on his pale face. Behind him wagged a short, black tail with a white tip. When the by spotted Tanzaku, he shouted excitedly.
"Mama! Look it's Tanzaku!!" he cheered running away from his mother, "Hold on litte guy!!" she yelled after him. The man behind her only chuckled.
"You think it's funny when he disobeys me?" the woman spat at the amused male. He shook his head, "Yes. It's oddly amusing." he said now looking at the now ever so interesting sky.
"Brother, your radiculas!" his sister shouted back. Walking ahead of her he shouted back, "We're gonna beat ya there!!" and he took off towards his nephew.
"Kaito, come back!!" she chased after them. She was mad since she didn't want her newest kimono to get dirty, "My kimono is getting dirty!" she cried.
"Yukiko-neechan, stop being such a drama queen!" Katio taunted her, "I'll get you for this!!" she screamed at him, her kimono getting dusty.
One thought lingered in her mind.
Kaito was sooo dead for this shit!!
(Inside Tanzaku)
"Pervy Sage, where the hell are you?!" a blonde boy with whiskers, shouted. He was having trouble with the second state for the Rasengan. "Stupid balloon..." he muttered looking at the pieces of rubber. It was about mid day. Where on earth could he be?! He said he was searching for a healer woman called Tsunade. Pervy Sage she could heal Kakashi-sensei and Sasuke. He then heard a familiar laughter. 'He better not be where I think he is!!' he yelled in his mind.
He stormed off towards the direction of the laughter. But it put in front of a brothel. 'Bastard!' he growled, covering his half-virgin eyes he wandered into the brothel. And who did he find sitting in the presence of girls? The Pervy Sage himself! "You stupid, perv! I thought you said you were looking for Tsunade!!" the Toad Sage obivously drunk responded, "Well, ya see I kinda got sidetracked..." he hiccuped and paid more attention to the women than his student.
"That's it!!" the blonde boy shouted, making and 'X' with his arms. "Your outta here!!" he drug his drunk sensei away.
"B-but the lovely ladies!! They won't survive without me!!" the Toad Sage proclaimed, he took a fit struggling out his young students grip.
One of the women winked at him, "We'll be okay, promise. We'll miss you!" she blew a kiss at him. "I'll miss you too!!" the Sage cried, attempting to catch the kiss.
One thing went through the student's head.
'Damn pervert...'
(Tanzaku Castle)
The grand castle of Tanzaku no longer stood proudly, but lay shattered in ruins. The cause, Orochimaru and his giant snake. Both Sanin and their apprentices stood glaring at each other.
"Orochimaru, it's been a long time." Tsunade spoke first, "Indeed it has, Tsunade." Orochimaru answered back.
"I've search for you long and hard my dear," he said, "I'm in need of... some help." his wounded arm twitched in pain.
Tsunade had long since noticed his poor condition. But what caused it?
"I quit medicine a long time ago. Ask someone else." Kabuto stepped in, "Please, no one else can heal his arms. Your techniques for medicine are incredible. We're willing to pay."
"First, how did this condition occur?" Tsunade asked, Orochimaru smirked. "Nothing much, just a minor set back when I killed Sarutobi."
Both kunochi's eyes grew wide. He did what?!
"Killed...Sarutobi-sensei...?!" Tsunade chocked out. He chuckled, "No need to scowl Tsunade-hime."
Claiming down, she began to talk again. "And you honestly think that I'm-" she was cut off by a small voice.
"Mama, what happened to the castle?" it was Orochi's voice. He turned to see Tsunade,Orochimaru, Kabuto and Shizune.
"Orochi, don't run ahead of-" Yukiko stopped in her tracks. "Hey, Yukiko did ya find hi-" Kaito also came to a stop.
"Lady Yukiko!" Kabuto was amazed to see her alive.
"Yukiko!" Tsunade said, "Your alive!!" tears were on the brim of her eyes.
"..." Orochimaru seemed to have lost his voice.
"Orochi come on." Yukiko took his pale hand.
"But what about father?" he questioned.
"Never mind him." she said coldly.
Katio just stared at Tsunade, 'Man, she's got huge breasts!' he felt like drooling.
"Kaito!" Yukiko's voice snapped him out of his perverted thoughts.
"Coming!" he ran to catch up.
"Even the kid is alive..." Tsunade muttered. She couldn't believe it.
Kabuto was also astonished until his master ran past him.
"My lord wait!" he called after him, but the Sannin wouldn't listen. He just kept running after her.
(Tanzaku Town)
Night time was beginning to fall and the Sannin and his young pupil was looking for some establishment to find food and some information. "Ah, here we go." the Toad Sage said, standing proud at his find. It was a run down pub. "A bar?! I'm thirteen for Kami's sake!! I can't go in there! Are you trying to be a bad influence on me!?" his pupil screamed at him. "Now now, clam your ass down. You can get good information out of bars." the Sage stated going inside. Once stepping inside he came to a halt. The very person they we were looking for was right in front of them. Getting drunk...
The blonde stopped the white haired man, "Jiraiya?!" "Tsunade!?" Jiraiya jabbed a finger at her. He ran over to her leaving his blonde student behind. 'That's Tsuande?' his eyes wandered to her chest, 'Fifty my ass!'
"Naruto, come over!" Jiraiya waved him over. Obeying, he sat down his stuff and sat down. 'She's sooo not fifty..' his thoughts continued.
(Somewhere in Tanzaku)
Yukiko was being stalked by a Snake ninja. She could hear his breathing, "Come out already." she ordered. The Snake didn't waste any time coming out of the darkness."Where is Orochi?" he asked, "With Katio." she growled. His eyes narrowed, "Who's Katio?" she laughed, "Remember the little, white fox you would kick around?" "Hoshi?" "Yea, Katio is his real name. My father sealed my brother in a fox's body. That's why he disappeared." she said, rubbing her shoulders. He moved up against her, "How about we go inside?" he teleported them inside a hotel room. "You think I'm going just let you do what you want?" she barked at him, he nibbled on her ear. "I don't see why not..." she suppressed her moan.
He gently pushed on the bed and crawled on top of her, "Moan, I want to know you want me." he whispered in her ear before sucking on it. She gasped and took hold of his yukata top. "Oro...chi...maru..." she breathed out, he began to suck at her sensitive spot on her sweet neck. "Keep saying my name..." he growled, bucking into her hips. She groaned and nipped at his neck as well. She began to pull off his top, but seeing the bandages made her stop. "What happened to your arms?" he pulled away from her, panting. "I received a curse for killing Sarutobi." he undid her top too. "Y-you killed Sarutobi?" she stuttered, "Yes..." he licked her breast. "Kami... you still taste so good..." his breathe ragged. She moaned and tried to push him off, but no avail. "S-stop..!" "I don't want to." he muttered continuing his little adventure down her body. "I want you." he stated, undoing the rest of her clothing. She wanted to scream, but she wanted him too. She grabbed hold of his black mane, "Do it. Now." she whimpered, a sinful smirk played upon his pale lips. "As you wish, my Little Kit."
(Back in the bar)
"F-Fifth Hokage?!" Naruto chocked on his fish. Tsunade's amber eyes shone with confusion while Shizune was shocked. "Your the only one who is worthy. At the moment." Jiraiya said, glancing down at his handful of cards. Tsunade clenched her teeth, "I decline!" she spat. "Huh?!" Shizune wasn't in for another shock. "I mean of course an old man is going to die when trying to act young. The Hokage of Konoha died throwing away their lives for the sake of the village. Life made isn't for gambling it away." she winked at Jiraiya, who had a stone, cold glare. "I mean the title of Hokage? What a joke." with a growl Naruto shot up. "I don't care if your a lady! I'll punch those teeth right out of your skull!" he banged his fist together. Tsunade smirked and also stood up to Naruto, "Okay brat, outside!"
A ball of swirling chakra formed in Naruto's hand as he charged at Tsunade. "Rasengan!!" he roared, 'Crap!' with one finger the ground broke in half. Naruto was caught in a small and very tight ditch. "Agh, get me outta here!!" he growled. Tsunade flipped her bangs out of the way, 'The Rasengan? At such a young age...'
"Jiraiya! Did you teach him the Rasengan?!" Jiraiya rubbed the back of his head, "He is my disciple..."
"Hmph, compared to the real thing, that wasn't even the Rasengan. The only users are you and the Fourth Hokage." she scoffed.
With the help of Shizune, Naruto was out of the ditch and dusting himself off. "Stupid old bat..." he muttered, "Hey, kid!"
He turned to see Tsunade throwing his frog wallet up and down in her hand. "Froggie?! How'd you get him?!" he whined, "Like taking candy from a baby."
Tsunade made a bet with Naruto. Within a week if he could master the Rasengan then she'd acknowledge he could be Hokage, give him 'Froggie' back, and give him the First Hokage's necklace.
(Hotel room)
Yukiko had fallen asleep in Orochimaru's arms. Both sleeping soundly. After two and half hours of screwing each other, they finally wore out. His golden eyes opened a bit, he yawned and looked at Yukiko. She looked so peaceful asleep. He got up, being careful not to awake her, and tried to find his boxers. 'Where'd she throw it?' he found his yukata but no luck with his boxers. "Damn it..." he cursed under his breath. Soon after twenty minutes of searching, he couldn't find them. "Great..." he sighed and put on his yukata, his arms being useless, it was hard to tie it. It was awful looking, but it was good enough. He went back over to Yukiko and kissed her on the forehead.
"..." what he muttered was so faint, it was hard to hear. With that he disappeared.
Fox: Wow longer chapter here people! (2,339) Are you surprised about Hoshi? hehehe . I wonder if Yukiko's and Orochimaru's relationship is lust or love? ooooo think about that! ... you probably already have... crap... anywho, thanks for reading and please leave a review.