Okay, this is so random. I was being stupid at the end of my last update when Oro-kun couldn't find his boxers. Now, we'll see what happens.

Yukiko scowled at the missing person for leaving her alone. The missing person was no other than, Orochimaru. Upset, she began to clean up the room from last nights...Uh... Fun... she dressed in a morning kimono, made the bed up, and picked up her dirty clothes. But, one piece of clothing didn't belong to her. It was his boxers! "Hehehe, this is going to be interesting..." she giggled. Putting it on top of the dirty clothes, she ran down the stairs and into the washing room. Throwing the light clothes in, she waited patiently. Then, Kaito came in. He was so out of it he didn't realize Yukiko was even in the same room. While putting in his laundry a certain Snake shinobi also came down. Wonder what he's looking for...

"Yukiko, do you have them?" he asked, embarrassed that he couldn't even find his underwear. Yukiko laughed at his embarrassment, "Why, yes. I do." she smirked.

She pointed in the washing machine. "Oh," he started, "Their in there..." Yukiko nodded. "So, your washing my clothes again?" he asked hopefully. "No." she said plain and simple.

"Damn..." he muttered, looking to the ground. Katio, still half asleep, wandered over. The machine 'dinged' and she took out the dry clothes. Before she could give the Snake back his clothes, Katio snatched them.

"These can't be mine," Katio said, "And why not?" Yukiko asked. "Because, I'm not that small thank you." Katio stated proudly, putting a ashamed Orochimaru in the corner.

Yukiko laughed until Orochi came running down. "Morning mama." he greeted, "Hi, sweetie." she greeted back. Katio sighed and threw the boxers aside. Something else caught his half conscious attention.

It was a dark blue thong.

Kaito must have been dreaming, for what he said next was odd... "Hey, honey, how come I never seen you in this?" Katio asked picking it up.

Orochi was confused at what was, Yukiko was embarrassed her brother was touching her underwear, and Orochimaru was fumming since Katio insulted him plus he was touching Yukiko's underwear. In his book he was the only who could do that.

"Uncle Katio, your touching mama's underwear... I think..." Orochi said. Suddenly snapping out of his dreamland, Katio yelled, "OH DEAR GOD!! THAT'S YUKIKO'S?!" he dropped them and ran back upstairs.

Orochi stood still very puzzled, Yukiko giggling and Orochimaru tired.

Orochi picked up the boxers on the floor, "These aren't mine."

Yukiko fell over laughing.

Orochimaru swiped them away from his son.

"I have something to do. Bye." with that he poofed away.

"Mama, father is alittle weird..."

"I know. That's what makes him so love able."

Katio soon returned. "Sorry about that..." he uttered an apologize. "And about your boyfriend's boxers... were those really his?"

Yukiko grinned widely, "Nope." both boys stood shocked. "Then, where are they?"

Yukiko held out a large wad of cash. "Holy shit! Your rich!!" "Uncle said a bad word.." "Guess who paid me this much for those."

"Kabuto?" "Uh, you?" "Honey, I can't pay myself." "Oh."

Somewhere far away was some wild Orochi fangirls deciding on how to divide the Snake ninja's boxers among themselves. Next day there was a report on a group of killed girls. They were mutilated in the worse way possible.

Cause of death?

An Orochi fangirl fight to the death.

Over his boxers.

The murderer?

Kabuto.

Sorry if this was more stupid then funny. I was bored. You don't have to leave a review. Sorry once again. It was very lame.