Chapter Two: The Land of Oz
Bu-Ling and Cilan found themselves in a strange, yet beautiful land. "Um... I don't think we're in Kansas anymore..." the girl told her pet monkey. "I don't, either..." Cilan signed. Soon, they were greeted by strange, munchkin-like pokemon. "Thank you for saving us!" one of them spoke, causing Cilan to clutch his head. "I'm on an acid trip, aren't I?" he signed. The pokemon then began to bow to the two. "Hail our heroes! Hail the ones that killed the Wicked Witch of the East!" They chanted before doing a celebratory dance... which was cut short by a bitchy, orange-haired witch named Misty. "HOW DARE YOU KILL MY SISTER?! I'LL HAVE MY REVENGE ON YOU!" she bellowed, causing Cilan to hide. The witch began to charge at Bu-Ling... when suddenly, an energy boot kicked her across the face, sending her flying into a tree.
Misty turned to see the one that fired the spell; a purple-haired witch who was much prettier than her. "Well, if it isn't the BITCH of the West..." the purple-haired girl spat. "If anyone's a bitch, it's you!" Misty growled. "At least I've got boobs. Unlike you, Flatty McFlatterson." the other witch retorted. "Grr... I guess I have no choice but to retreat for now..." the orange-haired witch growled as she hopped on her broomstick. "I'll get you yet, my pretty! And your little monkey, too!" she swore before flying off, cackling as she did.
The other witch soon turned to Bu-Ling and Cilan. "Are you alright?" she asked. "Yeah... thanks. Who are you?" Bu-Ling asked. "My name is Iris. I'm the Good Witch of the North. Nice to meet you!" she greeted. Bu-Ling then shook her extended hand. "Now, I've heard about your problem, and I'm here to help." Iris added as she took the sapphire shoes off of the Wicked Witch that was flattened by the house, then put them on Bu-Ling's feet. "You must journey to the Emerald City. There, you will meet the Wizard of Oz. He should be able to help you get home." she explained before noticing a tail protruding from the bushes. "And you must be Cilan. It's nice to meet you!" she told him as he came out from hiding. "Well, come on, Cilan. Let's go!" Bu-Ling told him as she walked forward. Cilan waved to the Good Witch and followed.
So begins their journey home...
Notes:
1: Yeah we went there... Misty and Iris having an insult catfight! PLCE YOUR BETS!
2: Cilan's tail ALWAYS gives him away, so he basicly can't hide anywhere.
3: To keep it a bit Pokemon-ish, we made the munchins any Pokemon (no legendaries) you can think of from Kanto to Unova.
4: Cilan starts out as a bit of a scaredy-monkey, but he gets better later and gets his crowning moments of awesome.
