Ch. 7: The Douchebag of Oz
As Bu-Ling and Co. entered the mega huge throne room, they were greeted by a floating head, surrounded by smoke and flames. Safte to say they were all visbly afraid. A voice soon called out to them and was very ominous; "I AM OZ, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL! WHO ARE YOU?!" This booming voice caused the pet monkey to flinch in fear. Since no steps forward, Bu-Ling decides to speak for first. "I'm Bu-ling and this is my pet monkey, Cilan. Our wish is to retun home to Kansas." Next came Chili; "I'm Chili and I'd like a brain please." he requested a bit timidly. Then Ash; "All I ask for is a heart, your powerful Wizardness." lastly was Brock; "I would be ever greatful if you could give me some courage, please." he says, shaking like a leaf.
The Wizard then approches them as four different things: a head for Bu-Ling, which had her cornfused, a ball of fire for Chili, which had him scared crapless, a very attractive looking woman for Ash, who wished he had the emotions to enjoy this, and a very scary looking beast, that had Brock frozen in fear. Cilan was confused, cause he didn't see what veryone else saw.
The wizard then spoke; "I WILL GRANT YOUR WISHES, BUT ON ONE CONDITION..." "What is it?" Bu-Ling asked. "ONE OF YOU MUST KILL THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST!" he boomed. The monkey was freaking out. 'ARE YOU CRAZY?!' he signed. Ash then noticed. "C'mon Cilan, its the only chance you and Bu-Ling have to to return home." he reminded. The monkey wasn't pleased... AT ALL! 'Fine... but if I die, i'm coming after you in the afterlife...' Cilan signed threateningly. "What a foul tempered monkey..." the Wizard muttered.
Soon, it was decided that they all would go and kill the Wicked B**** of the West. Will they succeed or fail? Stay tuned!