Hat tipped to the side, Ash Ketchum threw out another Pokéball containing Charizard. His last chance. Charizard emerged and roared. Ash's opponent, Gary Oak, cowered in fear. He knew that his level 24 Ivysaur didn't stand a chance. "Charizard, flame thrower, now!" Ash bellowed. The fire dragon did as he was told and burned Ivysaur to a crisp, who promptly fainted.
"Ash wins!" shouted the 65 year old Professor Oak. "Wow, my grandson sucks!" "Gramps!" pleaded Gary, who was extremely embarrassed by the incident. Professor Oak gave Ash a giant trophy for the win. The crowd cheered for Ash and jeered for Gary.
The press surrounded Ash with cameras and microphones, anxious for Ash's words. "I would like to thank Professor Oak and my Pokémon for the win," Ash said. "Oh, and Nike. Because when you need product placement, just do it right!" (I am not sponsored by Nike and do not own them. This was intended for parodical purposes. Now back to our regularly scheduled programming.) The press was so imPRESSed with his speech, they carried him and dumped Gatorade (see last parenthesis) on his head.
Gary cried and curled up in the corner of the stadium, upset by his loss. "It's not fair," he said. "Nobody puts Gary in the corner!" "But you sat there yourself!" Came a response from the janitor, mopping up the Gatorade. "Who are you?" Gary asked. "And why are you here?" "Just another character thrown in this story that will never be explained by the stupid writer," the janitor replied. "Okay," said Gary, still weirded out. "But, I will not rest until I get Ash back for the humility and loss I suffered today!" And thus, revenge started brewing on Gary's mind.