The Normal Life Of A Crazy Girl

Chapter 3: I HATE Flashbacks!

Hi! Alyx here! Here I am just sitting here in a tiny little jail cell. I've been in here for, like, 3 days! This is torture! All I've had remotely similar to food was this green blob...it freaks me out! It bubbles up and I think I saw it move! How did I get here you ask? Well, the best way to answer that is a flashback...I HATE flashbacks!

FLASHBACK:

I wish I never asked, because after that question I had a weird looking knife held against my throat by Big Red. He looks at me coldly and says, "Everyone knows what chakra is, even civilians. What ARE you?" At this time I start to freak out a little bit. "I'm a normal person! I promise!" I hastily reply back. He pulls back the creepy looking knife, and for a moment I swear I saw rage in his eyes. "You will answer all of our questions honestly or I will not hesitate to kill you." I gulped. "G-Got it…" And thus the questioning begins…

"How old are you?"

"19"

"What are your abilities?"

"My what?"

"Your abilities? What skills do you have?"

"Oh…well, I'm very flexible and I'm OK at hand-to-hand fighting. My best skill would be my cooking!"

"Do not make smart remarks."

"I wasn't! I was being serious! I make a killer omelet if I do say so myself…"

"I see…"

"Um. What exactly are you seeing Big Red?"

At this he raises his eyebrow, and Blondie starts to snicker quietly. I realize my mistake in calling him by his nickname. I hastily try to fix my mistake. "Oops! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to call you that Big Red! Ahh! I did it again, didn't I? Sorry uh…Mister um…dude sir guy person! My bad! Heh heh heh…"

"You will rest in the prison cell. Deidara, take her now." Blondie aka Deidara nods and grabs my wrist pulling me out of the door. He's still laughing his butt off, too. It was pretty quiet on the walk there. When we got there Deidara opens the door, and pushes me in. The room is really small, dark, and I have a feeling that they leave their prisoners in here to rot. I know this because in the back of the room in shackles there's a skeleton. At seeing this I had a sudden concern. I turn to Deidara and ask, "Hey, am I going to get food in here, because by the looks of my new cellmate, you don't give food." All Deidara does is nod and gives me a plate of…of…heck I haven't the slightest what that is.

I turn towards Deidara and ask him if it's safe. He replies with a "Yeah. Sure. Whatever." How rude! I don't think I'm going to have fun here…