The Normal Life Of A Crazy Girl

Chapter 5- Interrogation: Alyx Edition

The leader guy keeps on staring at me, waiting for me to ask the first question. I decided that my first question was going to be, "So, what's your name?"

"Pein," he replied blankly.

"Pein, huh? Wow! Even your name sounds scary! Oh! I got another question! How many members are in your club?"

As I said before, it is not a club. It is an evil organization," Pein said sounding frustrated. "As for your question there are nine official members including me."

'Official? So there are unofficial members in his club?' I thought. "So," I said, "How many unofficial members are there?"

"One"

"Can you tell me about the other members?"

"Yes."

"…"

"…"

WILL you tell me about the other members?"

"No."

"…"

"You may ask one last question?"

This is it. This is where I ask the most annoying question in the world. But! Should I do it, though? He could possibly kill me. Oh, what the heck! I'll go for it! "All right! My last question is what is…"

"…"

"Your…" If you look closely at him you can see him tense.

"…"

"Favorite color?"

Pein then relaxes a bit and I think I saw his eye twitch. He should see a doctor about that. We silently stare at each other for about a minute or two. Suddenly, we hear the door open and guess who walks in? It's Fishstick! YAY! I turn my head to smile and wave at him! Surprisingly, he grins back with his pointy shark teeth gleaming. So far, I think he seems pretty chill. We may get along with each other. Anyways, back to business. I turn back towards Pein and say, "You still haven't answered my question, you know." He glares lightly at me and blankly says to me, "You are not bright." 'How rude! I am very bright, if I do say so myself…' I thought. Kisame aka Fishsticks looks from me to Pein and back to me again. Pein looks at Kisame and says, "Introduce our guest here to the other members of the Akatsuki." "Yes Leader-Sama," He replied. 'Woah! Leader-Sama? What up with that!' Kisame walks up to me and tells me to follow him. I wordlessly run over to him and start to walk out the door with him into the endless hallway of doom.

I hate silence so I'm going to strike up some conversation here. "So…Kisame, is there anything I need to know about the other members here?" He looks at me and smirks, "Well, Hidan is an immortal, religious freak; Kakuzu has an obsession with money; Sasori is an impatient living puppet; Deidara loves blowing anything that gets on his nerves up; I'm a giant blue shark; Itachi doesn't talk much and won't hesitate to kill you; Konan's quiet and loves paper; Leader-Sama doesn't take crap from anyone; Zetsu is a plant that talks to himself; And Tobi is the most annoying person you'll ever meet."

"Wow! Sounds like a circus!"

"You won't be saying that when you're lying on the floor in a puddle of blood."

"…"

"All I'm saying is that you're not going to last long here."

The rest of the way, is completely quiet. My head is down hiding that same grin I gave Pein. 'Obviously, they have no clue who they are dealing with. I may not be as strong or as smart as them, but I'm unpredictable, stubborn, and determined! And that trumps ALL!' I thought to myself as we walk into a large living room filled with bickering criminals. Kisame stops and yells, "HEY! We got fresh meat here. Try not to kill her; Pein's orders." All eyes are on me. I blink a couple of times as I try to take in the plant guy, the guy with a scythe, a guy full of stitches, and a dude in an orange mask. I start to smile, "Hi! My name is Alyxandria Greene, but you can call me Alyx! I'm the prisoner Kisame and the guy with red eyes kidnapped!" The guy with the scythe grins like a maniac, "I already know this idiot's not going to make it through the week!"

'What did he call me? Idiot, huh? We'll see who the idiot is when you die before me! At least I don't have gray freaking hair, old man!' "What did you say!" Oops! I didn't mean to say that out loud.