The Normal Life Of A Crazy Girl
Chapter 6- Why Do You Hate Me?
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'What did he call me? Idiot, huh? We'll see who the idiot is when you die before me! At least I don't have gray freaking hair, old man!' "What did you say!" Oops! I didn't mean to say that out loud.
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"Oops! I'm SO sorry. I didn't mean to say that out loud! Seriously!" The Scythe dude glared at me and glared at me and, well, he kept glaring at me. 'Well, I guess he doesn't like me,' I thought to myself. I noticed that everyone was staring at me still. Now, if you knew me well enough you would learn that I hate being the center of attention. Instead of getting nervous like most people, I freeze. Like, no joke, I freeze up and don't talk unless someone talks to me. Yeah, I'm a freak. Suddenly, a voice asks, "Hey, you seem pretty nervous. You weren't like that when me and my man Sasori here were questioning you, hmmm." I started to grin. I knew that voice. It was Deidara.
"Yeah, well, you're easy to talk to." I said. I was about to have a conversation with Deidara when a cold voice cut in, "Girl. Do not treat us like regular people. That is how fools like you die. You do not know when one of us could come behind you and brutally kill you in the slowest way possible." '…Whoa. That was deep and frightening at the same time…wait a minute! Did he just call me a fool!' I thought. I start to twitch but I didn't say anything. Until the weirdo with an orange mask starts to talk to me. "HELLO! Tobi's name is Tobi! Nice to meet you!"
"…Who's Tobi?"
"Tobi is Tobi!"
"You're Tobi..?"
"Yes."
"Um, why the heck are you talking in third person? It kind of freaks me out…"
"…Tobi freaks you out? Tobi is sorry! Tobi will leave you alone now…"
"AHH! No wait! Don't leave me alone here!"
But it was too late; he was already running down the hallway crying. I feel really bad for saying that. I wish he didn't leave, now I'm stuck in a room filled with psychos. I turn towards Kisame and say, "Hey, can I leave? Maybe I could go back to that nice, comfy cell again."
"Sorry kiddo, you're gonna be stuck here. Try not to annoy too many people."
"But Kisame! The guy with the scythe already hates me, the one with red eyes threatened me(I think), and I think I made the guy with the orange mask have a mental breakdown!"
Kisame looked at me surprised, "Wow! You made Tobi sad! No one's ever made him sad even if you try to kill him. Besides, I don't hate you. You're very…amusing."
"…Amusing?"
"Yeah. Even Leader-Sama said so. Anyways, how old are you?"
"I'm 19. Why?"
"No wonder you get along with Deidara so well. He's 23. Where are you from?"
"I'm from the small town of Bunceton, Missouri!"
"What's a town? And I've never heard of Bunceton or Missouri. How did you get here?"
That's when I realized our conversation got the attention of others in the room. They were looking at me expectantly, waiting for an answer. I look back at Kisame and tell him, "Well, there's a funny story about that. You see, I was walking to a store to get food, and when I crossed the street I tripped on my shoelaces and got ran over by a bicycle. When I woke up, I was in the middle of a field. Then I met that little group of people and got threatened by you and that other guy, too." There was a really long silence until Sasori decided to speak, "So, you died and woke up here."
"Yep. Pretty much."
"Weren't you wondering how you got here?"
"Um. No, not really."
"Stupid idiot."
And just like that Sasori walked out of the room muttering about me being an idiot. I look around the room waiting for someone to say something. Surprisingly, it was the man with the scythe, "Heh. You are such a freaking idiot. I wouldn't even sacrifice you to Jashin-Sama." 'Who the heck is Jashin?'
"I think you should tell Leader-Sama about this Greene." Said Kisame.
'Uh Oh. Everyone knows that if you go talk to the leader, you always die. It's in all the movies! I'm too young to die! Why does the world hate me! ?'
To Be Continued…
Just Kidding! The next chapter will be up in a day or two anyways! Hahaha!