The Normal Life Of A Crazy Girl

Chapter 8- Everything's On The Line

You know how in movies, when the main character is about to do something dangerous their friend asks him/her, "Are you sure you want to do this?" and the main character always says yes, and that they have nothing to lose? That's how I'm feeling at this very moment, except I have everything to lose. I know you're probably wondering what I'm about to do, and the answer is escaping. I know it didn't work out too well the first time, but this time my plan is more elaborate. I have included every factor into it, and it's going to be a successful escape.

Here is my plan: First, I'm going to pick the lock again, and sneak past Deidara. He's guarding my cell. That was their first mistake. Their second mistake was not taking out all of my bobby pins. I slowly and silently pick the lock, making sure not to wake Deidara up. The door makes a clicking sound and I slowly open the door. I tiptoed across the hall making sure not to make too much noise. Phase one has been completed. Now here comes the hard part: getting out of here. I silently ran to the living room where I first met all the Akatsuki. I look straight ahead and there's the door! Oh Snap! I think I'm gonna make it!

Right when I was about to open the door to freedom, I hear my worst nightmare: footsteps. I look around for a place to hide. The footsteps get louder. I panic. I hid in the only place I could think of, under their coffee table. Not smart, but I didn't plan for this. I could see two pairs of feet. They walked right by me having a conversation. Guy number one said, "Haha! Did you see how much pain that little twit was in! That was nothing! She should see the pain of one of my rituals!" my eyes start to twitch. 'I know that stupid voice! It's the idiot with the scythe! What a freak!' I thought. Guy number two replied, "Yeah, Yeah. Whatever. I'm just here to make sure you don't kill the prisoner while you're watching her."

"Who cares if I kill her? I'll definitely have a good time doing it! Hahahaha!"

Soon enough, their voices started to fade into the hallway. Now, I knew I had to leave. If they saw that I wasn't in my cell they would kill me for sure! 'I gotta make a run for it. It's now or never!' I ran to the door, opened it, and made a break for it. I ran as fast as I could. It felt like my life was on the line. 'What am I talking about? My life is on the line!' I ran blindly into the woods for hours. I couldn't take it anymore though. I passed out in the middle of the forest, and the last thing that I remember seeing was a boy in an orange jumpsuit yelling at someone…

AT THE AKATSUKI BASE

Kisame and Hidan walked up to Deidara who was still asleep in a chair in front of the cell…You know what? Let's elaborate on that. Kisame and Hidan walked up to Deidara who was still asleep in a chair in front of an opened cell. Yeah, that's better. As soon as they noticed the cell was open they woke up Deidara. He woke up still a bit drowsy, "What's up with you guys?" Kisame looked at Deidara wide eyed, "Where's the prisoner!"

"What do you mean where's the prisoner? She's right there in the-" Deidara cut himself off when he saw the opened cell door. "Oh crap." He added. Hidan, Kisame, and Deidara ran to the leader's office. "Leader," Hidan started, "the prisoner has escaped!" He looked at us sternly before replying, "Find her. Bring her back here alive. She has potential power and she knows too much about us. No matter what, make sure she comes back. We cannot afford to lose such a prized possession."

Everyone searched the base, but they came up with nothing. So they all went outside and split up in order to find her. She has dangerous knowledge that she could give to villages. Unless they wanted to die, they needed to find her. Some people cared and some didn't. For example; Hidan couldn't care less what happened to her, Kisame had a soft spot for her and thought she was entertaining, Deidara liked her as a person, Itachi…well Itachi doesn't like anyone so…, and Kakuzu wishes she would just die.

But hey, this is just The Normal Life Of A Crazy Girl. What else can you expect?