The Normal Life Of A Crazy Girl
Chapter 9- Death Hurts
As I slowly gain consciousness, I think about where I am. There's a possibility that the Akatsuki dudes found me and took me back to their Awesome Hideout Of Evilness (A.H.O.E. for short). Then, I hear a faint beeping sound. Oh no! My Hospital radar is going off the charts! NO! Not the hospital! I hate the hospital! I have a bad memory about that horrid place. Here is a flashback about that horrible day:
A little girl about ten years old sits on the top of a hospital bed. A doctor walks in with a tray full of needles. The little girl cries, "Wah! Don't stick me!" The doctor grabs a needle and is about to stick her until the little girl backs up and falls off the bed. Then-
Actually, I don't remember the rest of that day because I got a concussion. So…That's the end of that flashback. Anyways, I wake up to a very bright light. Déjà vu, huh? So, after I adjust to the light, the first thing I see is a blob of orange that resembles a person. To the right of him is a girl with pink hair. Are you kidding me? PINK HAIR! To the left of the orange guy is a man with sliver hair that defies gravity. How did he get his hair to do that? Then they noticed I woke up and Pinkie starts to bombard me with questions! She was all like, "What's your name? How old are you? How are you feeling? What happened? Why were you in the middle of a forest?"
See, that's what she asked, but all I heard was, "Blah blah blah!" She is so loud! I decided to speak up, "Jeez! Why are you asking me so many questions? You're acting like a doctor!" Everyone looked at me weirdly. Then, the blonde boy replied nervously, "Um…That's because she is a doctor…"
"Are you serious?"
"Believe it."
INSERT AKWARD SILENCE HERE
It was quiet for a while, until the door slammed open, and in comes a blonde woman. She glared at me sternly before saying, "Come to my office. NOW." Was she talking to me? Because I don't know if she notices, but I am tired, dirty, and tired. Did I say that already? That doesn't matter right now, what does matter is this weirdo woman. Who does she think she is? "Um… aren't you going to go with her?" asked the blonde boy. I look at him and answer, "Depends. What's in it for me?" The woman looked at me, "If you come with me, you will not rot in prison."
"…That's kind of harsh, don't you think?"
"I am in charge of this village, so I will do what I think is right for our village. So, if you don't come with me and answer questions, you will die in a cell."
I smirk in triumph, "Ha! Shows what you know! I already died once, so I'm not afraid to die again!"
"OK then. I will get guards to escort you, then."
She starts to leave the room. Then, I freak out, "AAHHH! I was kidding! I am afraid to die! It's scary and it hurts!"
"Glad that you see it my way."
'Maybe I was better off in a rotting cell.' I thought.