Excuse Me Sir

I have been in this village cell for about 2 days. I got bored so I took my phone out and tried to go on the internet. Sadly, I had no bars. So, I walked around the small cell for about three minutes when I finally got a signal in the back left corner. Haha! This can be my little emo corner. I sit down and go on the internet, and start to look random people up.

Until, I suddenly had an epiphany. I went on Google and typed in Akatsuki. The results that came up surprised me. Apparently, the Akatsuki are in some Japanese anime thingy called Narotu or something like that. If I ever come across them again, I will totally use this against them. So, after about an hour of reading about the Akatsuki Club, I had a LOT of dirt on them. I know how to kill the immortal freak, I know red eye's dirty little secret, and lollipop boy's secret, too. I also know how they will all die! Score 1 for Alyx, and score 0 for the rest of the world.

Then, everything came crashing down on me. Some stupid weird guard dude came up to me and said, "Since you refuse to answer any questions, you will be sentenced to death." I bet you're wondering what he's talking about, right? Well, here's the magical thing called a flashback! YAY!

FLASHBACK:

"Come out of your cell, so you can be questioned," said this ugly scar faced dude. "KK!" I said perkily. I merrily skip out of the cell, because the sooner this questioning thing is over, I can leave. I sit down, and the first thing he asks is, "What is your name?"

"Alyxandria Greene. What's yours?"

"What is your relationship with the Akatsuki?"

"I'm a prisoner, how about you? What's YOUR relationship with them?"

"How old are you?"

"I'm 19. And you?"

"How many languages do you speak?"

"Excuse me sir, but while I am merrily answering your questions, you aren't answering mine."

"Where are you from?"

"Until you answer my questions, I won't answer yours," I replied.

"Where are you from?"

"No sir, where are YOU from?"

"Are you resisting my questions?"

"What do you think?"

END FLASHBACK

And that is how I ended up in this particular situation. Anyways, I pocketed my phone and just sat there, until he picked me up and nicely (Violently) dragged me outside. He tells me to stand straight, I do. He tells me to hold my head up high, I do. Then, out of nowhere, comes a sharp, menacing sword. It swings towards me at full speed. Oh God, I'm gonna die here aren't I?

END.

Review please! Sorry it took so long! Lots of homework! Oh, by the way I need a beta reader, and I want to BE a beta reader, sooo yeah. I don't know if you guys know this or not, but I do not own the show Naruto, no joke!