Goofy Goober

"Wait! Hold up and rewind! Your brother! He's in that stupid, little club of people that want to kill me?" I yelled, fearing for the answer.

"Yes, and it's not a club, it's a-"

"Yeah, yeah! I know! They're S-rank criminals that kick puppies, and steal babies from lollipops. Back to the point though, your brother's in the Akatsuki? Please don't tell me that your brother is the one that has the long, black hair, and looks exactly like you," I begged.

Sasuke looked at me as if I was a total retard. You know the look? Yeah, you know! 'Well, now that I think about it, that statement was pretty stupid. Of course his brother is going to look like him!' I think as I mentally insult myself. Sadly though, while I was insulting myself, Sasuke asked me a question. So, I did what any other reasonable person would do.

I said, "Um…yeah, sure."

"Okay. We will initiate the plan tomorrow morning," he said.

Soundlessly, Sasuke walked out of the room and closed the door, leaving me alone with my thoughts. 'Wait a minute…what plan did I just agree to? Oh well! It probably won't even put me in to any danger.'

And with these final thoughts, I drifted to sleep in my new favorite bed.

-The Next Morning-

"Hey, um, Sasuke?" I asked cautiously.

"Yes?" he questioned.

"What exactly is this plan that it requires me to dress up in neon colors?" I asked once again.

Yep! That's right! I am dressed in extremely bright clothes. I had on a very bright red shirt on with a picture of some ramen on it, and bright blue capris on that went down to my knees. The best part of this was my shoes. They were bright yellow ninja shoes! This was hilarious, yet frightening at the same time.

"You are going to walk around the forest, and when one of the Akatsuki members try to get you my team and I will battle them," Sasuke said as if it was the most casual thing in the world.

"Wait…so I'm bait?" I inquired.

"Yes."

"Ahh! I change my mind! I don't want to do this!"

"Then why did you agree with it?" Suigetsu asked.

"Heh, heh! Funny thing about that…" I trailed off.

Suigetsu grinned, "You weren't paying attention when Sasuke asked you to be bait, were you?"

I looked at the ground, and shook my head in shame. 'I need to pay more attention.' I think to myself.

"Can I at least ask one more question that has been bothering me all day?" I ask.

"What?" Sasuke demands.

"Which one of you idiotic ninjas own these clothes! They are so not the kind of clothes ninjas should wear. Talk about a ninja fashion statement!" I stated.

Sheepishly, Suigetsu raised his hand. I gaped at him, and he just shrugged his shoulders. I knew that I couldn't stall anymore so I walked into the forest and started to sing loud and proud:

"I'm a goofy goober, yeah! You're a goofy goober, yeah! We're all goofy goobers, yeah! Goofy, goofy, goofy, goofy goober!"

-Three Hours Later-

"Oh…my…gosh! I can't do this anymore!" I said.

And with those final words I fell on to the soft ground. I suddenly hear rustling in the bushes. Out comes team what-cha-ma-call-it. Karin walks towards me and kick me in the side lightly.

"What are you doing! The Akatsuki could show up anytime now!" she yells.

"As if! I have been singing and walking all over this forest for over three hours! If they haven't come yet, they won't come now!" I scoff.

Suddenly, two figures come out of the bushes. It's Deidara and...Some weird, ugly, short thingy. Nevertheless, they both had on these 'cool' overcoats the Akatsuki wore. 'What the..? Wow! Talk about irony…' I thought to myself.

"We'll be taking the girl, yeah!" said Deidara.

"In your dreams!" said Suigetsu.

Every single one of them got into their battle stances, ready to strike. As for me, well:

"You guys go ahead and fight. If you need me, I'll be here on this warm, soft, green grass."