As I ran into the ominous cave, I felt a sense of dread on my shoulders. I also felt a hint of recognition and foreboding. 'This place seems so familiar,' I thought to myself as I slowly came to a stop. As my eyes adjust to the darkness, I notice that its completely void of any object. 'Well, except for that gigantic stone hand in the center of the cave. What creeper decides to sculpt a hand in a stupid cave?'
"Ya know," I say to myself, "it kinda looks like a crappier version of those loser's, the Akatsuki's, summoning hand thingy."
"That's cause it is, yeah." As I look around for the voice's source, I can see two faint outlines in the distance. I can make out an orange dot and some blonde. 'Who is that?' I ask myself.
"Don't tell me you forgot about me, yeah. I thought we really connected when we first met," says the man mockingly.
"Yeah! Deidara-sempai always talks about you to Leader-Sama! When we sensed you coming to our hideout, Deidara-sempai volunteered to get rid of you!" screamed a child-like voice.
"Shut up Tobi, yeah!" Ohhh. I get it now! That's Blondie and...someone else named Tobi. I feel like I should know that name from somewhere, though. Oh well. Wait a second though...isn't Deidara an artist? With that final thought, I burst out into hysterical laughter.
"What's so funny, yeah?" Deidara says in indignation.
"Hahahaha! I'm sorry! Its just so funny that you just agreed with me when I said that the stone hand looked crappy! I mean, dude, aren't you like an artist or something? You shouldn't be insulting something that you use for club meetings! Hahahaha!" While I was laughing, Deidara decided to finally take action and threw a few kunai at me. Luckily I was laughing so hard that I fell to the ground right when he threw it. When I heard the metal hit rock, my head jerked up in fright. I turned around and saw the kunai embedded in the rock right where my head would have been.
"Dude! You almost killed me! What is wrong with you? What would your mother think of you if she was here? You butt nugget!" I screamed at him. It seemed that my lecture had no effect on him and he threw five more kunai towards me. I screamed and ran towards the exit, but right before I could run through, three small clay birds blocked my path. "Pffft! What are some small, ugly birds gonna do? Peck me to death?" The answer I received as I ran closer to my freedom was one of the birds exploding. 'My life sucks...' As the two other birds flew towards me,I closed my eyes and just prayed. 'Okay God! I hope you're listening because I need some help right now! Nothing too big, just maybe the A-Team or The Avengers. Yeah, that would be nice. Or just pop me back in my world!' Suddenly someone grabs me and takes me away from the danger just as the birds exploded. I hesitantly open my eyes hoping to see Ironman giving me his dazzling smile, but instead see pink hair and emerald green eyes staring back at me.
"Why are you always getting into trouble, moron?" Sakura says to me.
"I can't believe I'm saying this but I'm so happy that you saved me!" As I say this, I see Deidara making hand signs as Tobi cheers him on.
"If you want to save her so badly, then you can die with her too, yeah!"
"What?! No! I don't wanna die with this idiot! I'd rather die alone than with her!" I yell as Sakura stares at me incredulously. Suddenly Deidara's movements stop completely.
"Why are you always so mean to her? This whole situation is such a drag," Shikamaru drawls. I turn to see not only him but also Naruto, Kakashi, and Mika!
"Mika? You're here too?"
"Yeah. Sorry about being such a jerk to you. I hope you can forgive me." She says sheepishly.
"Of course I can forgive you! Mika, you have to be one of the bestest hobos I have ever met!"
"Alyx," she grits, "I'm not a freaking-"
"Shut up with all this sentimental crap, yeah! I'm gonna make sure none of you leave this cave alive, yeah!" Deidara screams at us.
Sakura stands up and stares straight into Deidara's eyes and says, "Don't make promises you can't keep because I'm gonna rip you into pieces!"
'Where's the popcorn when you need it?'
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