Hi I'm back Muhahaha!
Len: Is she crazy? Yes
Ttcf: ZIP IT!
Len: sorry
Ttcf: Right before we start the story back up I must warn you something – this story isn't 100% accurate. You can't expect me to remember EVERY word they say!
Len: You sure?*laughs at her glare*
Ttcf: You are going to die VERY young Len Tao!
Yoh: O...K whilst there arguing I'll introduce the story...On with the fanfiction!

Kayleigh the charmander chapter 1: Who am I?

Ugh. My head is pounding. I look around and see I'm lying on a sandy beach, bathed in the golden glow of the spherical orb known as the sun. There's a Pokémon in front of me, I think it's a Pikachu, but I can't be exactly sure at this point in time. And it looks abnormally large to be a Pikachu. Maybe I'm dreaming. I slap myself lightly on the cheek and learn, the painful way, I am not dreaming. With a groan, I lean forward and prop myself up on incredibly short arms...Hmm, that's funny. My arms were never this short.
"Careful! You don't want to hurt yourself anymore than you already have. My name is Lighting. I have to say, you worried me when I saw you passed out on the beach" I jumped at the cheerful voice that was infront of my. I looked around once more and was drawn to the conclusion that I was hearing things. After all, the only person here was that supposed Pikachu.
"Hello? Are you alright" That voice asks again, only this I know who the owner is.
"HOW CAN I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOUR SAYING?!"I yell. It's not natural for a human to be able to understand what a Pokémon is saying! He frowns at me, as if confused, and then laughs light-heartedly.
"Easily. You're a Pokémon too! What's your name, Charmander?"He asks once more and I believe my mouth had dropped another few inches. The nerve!
"C-CHARMANDER! IM HUMAN!"I stutter, outraged at his lies! What on earth is going on? I stumble over to the cool waves of the ocean and stumble back in surprise; I AM a Charmander!
"What do you mean you're human?"He asks me, obviously confused. I sigh and try to explain but all I can really manage is my name and the fact I'm human. But whilst I remember being human, I have absolutely no memory what so ever of what I did as a human or where I come from . He nods in understanding, surprisingly enough and extends a hand – I mean paw! This is so confusing!
"Hey, why not you hang round with me?"I nod wearily. I might as well go with him after all.

We sit and talk as he tries goads my memories but to no avail. He is really such a kind person, umm Pokémon. He stands up suddenly and I frown, thinking something is wrong. He gets an item from a bag and puts it infront of me. I gasp when I see the pattern, its familiar somehow and yet at the same time I have no recollection of ever seeing it. I suppose I wouldn't: I don't remember anything.
"This is my relic fragment. It's the most precious object I have. I found it one day on this very beach. There's something special about it, I just know it. That's why I want to join Wigglytuff's guild so I can solve the mystery behind it. Um can I ask you something?" I'm taken back by his sudden nervousness but I nod, smiling reassuringly. "Would you form an exploration team with me at the guild? I'm not...very brave and I tried it once but once something scanned my feet I got scared and ran away."I frown at his question. I don't know anything about what a guild is, despite my desire to help. Lightning see's my frown and mistake's it as rejection.
"Y-You don't have to! I mean... I just feel like...I'm sorry" He stammers and I feel a tad guilty.
"It's not that, I just don't know what a guild is. Sorry if I startled you" I explain. He laughs sheepishly and rubs the back of his furry yellow head, probably remembering that I'm not an actual Pokémon.
"The guild is where Pokémon join up in order to solve mysteries, go on adventures and so forth. I've always wanted to join" I'm just about to make my decision when a horrible smell meets my nose. Lighting looks at me and I shake my head. He pales, looks left and right and tries to hide his relic pattern. He's scared.
"Oi! Wimp! What have you got there?!"Lightning is visibly shaking as two Pokémon approach him and snatches his relic pattern. I step up to them and realise that the thief is a zubat. They push past me and run into the cave next to me.
"What's their deal?"I ask, trying to suppress my growing rage. How dare they do that! It doesn't belong to them at all, its lightning's. I look at the cave and the most stupid idea came into my mind.
"Let's get that relic pattern back!"I snarl, forgetting I'm trying not be angry. I look at lightning who is shocked at my sudden outburst. He grins and we push forward into the cave.

It's darker than expected. The walls are lick with water as Pokémon battle us, trying obviously to knock us out. I'm taken back by all of this. I thought we would just go to the back of the cave and be over with it. Buts there's something familiar about doing this, going through things called floors before and for some strange reason I know what to do. We're confronted by angry water type after angry water type and from common knowledge I know that fire does not do well against water and charmanders are fire types. But lightning is fighting hard and so will I! I use a flurry of attacks and we eventually make it to the lat floor were zubat and (I think) koffing are.
"Well if it isn't the wittle baby and his sidekick" The koffing mocks.
"Give me back my relic fragment! NOW!" lightning yells I glare at the laughing poison types as we prepare to attack
"What, this? Why it's not valuable"
"It might not be to you but it is to lighting! Now give it back or we will have to take it by force" I shout at them, blue eyes slipping to dangerous slits as I demand it back. They look genuinely scared now as the once miniscule flame on my tail blazes brighter and brighter, larger and larger until it's at least 10 x as big.

The battle rages on. I attack with scratch and other moves, ducking and dodging the rain of poison type attacks and getting up close. Lightning delivered the blow. The relic fragment was thrown into the air and he caught it.
"I'm glad you got it back lightning."I smile at him and he smiled back.
"Now about the guild thing I asked you about earlier..."
"Yeah I will make a team with you lightning" I grin at him and I'm certain I just heard him go yes! He grips my hand, no I mean paw, and leads me to the 'guild' which sits atop a step hill, looking down on the civilians below. Lightning stands on a grate and panics.
"FOOT PRINT DETECTED! WHO'S FOOT PRINT? WHO'S FOOT PRINT? THE FOOT PRINT IS PIKACHU'S! THE FOOT PRINT IS PIKACHU'S"
A voice boomed from under the grate. No wonder he's panicking! I would to if that happened to me. Oh wait...

I step on the grate and the same thing happened again. Except...
"Who is the footprint diglett?" A louder voice booms. I look to my left at lightning who is paler than a sheet of paper and stare at the floor, slightly irritated.
"I can't understand. I don't recognise the foot print." Ok more than slightly annoyed now. As they start arguing I get very miffed and eventually shout
"OH FOR GOODNESS SAKES! THE FOOTPRINT IS A CHARMANDERS!" There is only so much I can take in one day after all!

Right, I'm sorry! I was retyping this and was bored and wanted to get it uploaded. Like all my other fictions, I will retype this chapter at a later date when it is not so hot I'm sorry for the long updates, I could REALLY use a Beta right now! Oh and I won't start typing the next chapter until I get 5 MORE REVIEWS!THAT'S RIGHT!I'M BEING MEAN!MU HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AHA HA AHA AHA HA AHA HA AH!