Author's Note: This is something new for me because I don't really ship this ship but I had this really good idea for it so hope you like it!

Disclaimer: Alex Hirsch and his crew make good things. (Don't think wrong.)

Requested by: lil ol gravity falls

He was tired of doing the just about the same old thing from singing at the Tent of Telepathy to chasing after Mabel.

Gideon wanted something different in his life. Maybe in his love life.

So the boy decided to take a stroll around Gravity Falls.

Meanwhile, Dipper, Mabel, and Wendy were playing Truth or Dare. Currently, Dipper was wearing a black wig, a skirt, a pair of Wendy's old heels, some make-up and one of Mabel's sweaters.

Of course this was a dare from both Mabel and Wendy to dress up like a girl for the day to mess with him.

"Truth or Dare?" asked Mabel to Dipper.

"Dare I guess."

Wendy whispered something in Mabel's ear and Mabel whispered something back.

"I dare you to... go up to Gideon and ask him out on a date!"

"What?!"

"You heard me. Unless you wanna face the consequences and kiss Waddles in the butt!"

"Fine."

Dipper started walking to Gideon's house. But instead of meeting him there, Gideon had bumped into Dipper.

"Watch where you're go- oh my. I'm very sorry my lady. Someone fine like you shouldn't be walking out on the streets all by yourself. Here, let me walk you around. Are you new around here?"

Dipper said in his girl voice, "Yes. I have heard many wonderful things about you and I was wondering if you could," the boy gulped, "go on a date with me?"

"Of course! You beautiful angel! How's about you meet me at the Tent of Telepathy and then I take you somewhere special?"

"OK. Meet you there."

Gideon skipped away. I've got a date; I ain't gonna be late; She's my soul mate I've got a date, Gideon thought in his head. The jingle continued until he reached his dressing room at the Tent.

"This has to be the best performance. Pretend like its your last," he said to himself.

The makeup artist and the hair stylist came in and started to prepare him for the show. His voice teacher then came in and started doing the warm-ups with him.

Hours later, it was time for the show and Gideon was ready. So was Dipper.

Mabel and Wendy had redone his make-up and put a bow in his wig.

Dipper got in for free because apparently his name was on the list. This also meant he sat in the front. He was given free Gideon merchandise and some food with refreshments.

As he checked his watch, the performance started.

Oh, I can see, what others can't see
It ain't some sideshow trick, its innate ability
Where others are blind, I am futurely inclined
And you too could see, if you was widdle ol' me!
Come on, everybody, rise up! I want y'all to keep it going!

And as expected, everyone stood up.

You wish you'd live on the shore,

A man in tanning lotion and board shorts nodded.

I sense that you've been here before

Sheriff Blubs said as usual, "Oh, what gave it away?"

This ain't part of my duty
But you sure are a beauty

Dipper rolled his eyes and the audience just went in awe.

So welcome all ye... to the Tent of Telepathy
And thanks for visiting... widdle ol' me!

The audience then stood up and applauded. Then they exited.

When Dipper exited, a small arm pulled him in a closet. It was Gideon.

"So how was that, sugar-plum cake?"

"Amazing, um, my little cute pie."

Gideon pulled out a standing stool and leaned into Dipper and gave him a kiss. This was all unexpected of course because Dipper's eyes widened.

At first it was really awkward. Then this sudden spark happened and Dipper got into it.

He soon closed his eyes and started to kiss back. This lasted about three minutes until Gideon ran his hands through Dipper's wig. The wig fell into a bucket and revealed Dipper. Gideon noticed short brown hair and then pulled back.

"Dipper Pines?"

He smiled. "Hi."

"In the name of telepathy..."

Dipper got the wig and opened the door. He then ran off to the Shack.

The first thing he did when he go into the Shack was barge in and run upstairs. Then he barged into the attic and sat on the bed.

"Hey Dipping Sauce! How did your date go?"

"I don't wanna talk about it."

Dipper took his normal clothes ran to the bathroom to change. He washed his face with cold water hoping that he would forget about that kiss.

But he couldn't. Whenever he would remember the kiss, he would like Gideon even more.

Then there was a banging on the door.

"Dipper! Someone is here to meet you!" Grunkle Stan then went back to the couch to watch some TV.

The twelve-year-old went downstairs to see a man in a coat and hid his face with a large hat. Something about this man seemed familiar. The man pulled Dipper outside and shoved him in a blue car.

Dipper fought his way out until he found out that this man was Gideon on stilts.

"Gideon?"

"Dipper. Look. I did some thinking and, uh," Gideon couldn't exactly find the correct words for what he wanted to talk about.

The brown-haired boy was starting to apologize and explain until Gideon out his finger on Dipper's lips to shut him up.

"You don't need to apologize. I wanna talk to you about the kiss."

"Yeah me too."

"I was into it."

"So was I."

"And I liked it."

"Not as much as I did."

"No you don't understand. It was kinda like love at first sight."

Dipper held Gideon's hand and gave him a quick kiss on the lips. "We can be together if you want."

"That's exactly what I want."

And they kissed.

Author's Note: What do you guys think? Oh and CatherineHarris, it would absolutely be DipperXPacifica. Don't forget to leave some reviews!