Hey guys whats up? The floor! Don't understand what I mean? Lol I'm being an emo loner in the basement growing mushrooms because my best friend isn't here with me. Sadface. Oh well onto the next chapter! Lol I just got a text from her (shes reading my stories :D) and she said:

InuYashaCrazyFanGirl: Yay! And I don't remember many people so I forget who is Breda?

Me: ~Thinks~ She wont know who it is if I just say the red-haired/orange-haired dude hmm. The fat dude

InuYashaCrazyFanGirl: Ah okay.

Me: *I knew it!*

Lol sorry Breda! Oh and Kaiden if you will ;)

Kai: -sigh- why does it always have to be me?

Me: Because they love you.

Kai: REALLY?

Me: Yeah Yeah Yeah get on with it.

Kai: FMAnimeFreakFanGirl does not own Fullmetal Alchemist or InuYasha...

Me: Uh Kai...wrong Fic

Kai: Oh riiiiight FMAnimeFreakFanGirl does not own FMA

Me: There ya go! Oh and thank you to Ed' .Kitten for reviewing again and of course InuYashaCrazyFanGirl because I was planning just to keep talking to ***** ****** all this week...she's cool but I'm not telling her name cause idk if she wants me to...anyways onto the story! (wow that was a long authors note)

Previously on Vampiric Love

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A FLEA SO SMALL THAT OTHER FLEAS NEED A MICROSCOPE TO SEE HIM!"

"Brother stop it!"

No way. I opened the door and there he was. The guy from the cafe and my dreams. He stopped struggling against the armor that I'm guessing was his brother and stared at me then at the same time me and 'The Fullmetal Alchemist' said while pointing…

"ITS YOU!" Mustang raised an eyebrow.

"You two know each other?

"Well this is quite a surprise I didn't expect you to know each other" Mustang said with an amused smirk.

"Well Colonel Smirky, while I was at that stupid kitten cafe I was waiting tables and he just happened to be there!" Fullmetal started laughing at what I think was the fact that I just called the Colonel, Smirky. Then he stopped laughing and glared at his armored brother.

"Kitten Cafe, Al? Really?"

"Well I expected you to know what Gatito meant since you speak a lot of languages, so I just thought you were being nice." his glared strengthened.

"You weren't planning on asking if you could have a kitten were you?" the armor, called Al, shook his head nervously. Wait why is he nervous he's the one in the armor unless...

"Hey Fullmetal." Fullmetal looked at Mustang and noticed that the whole office was staring at him. "Can we please talk in my office. Kaiden your coming too. Alphonse would you like to come?" Alphonse shook his head vigorously.

"Al! You cant abandon me here with this girl and the Colonel Bastard!" Alphonse just ran away. "Why that little..." Fullmetal muttered trailing off saying something along the lines of cat lover. Oh no! Me and this guy in a room alone with each other, and Mustang of course, this wont be good! His scent started waving through my nose and mouth and my fangs grew. I was trying to cover them up using a duck face. I probably looked stupid by the looks of what the others were giving me but oh well. Mustang rose an eyebrow at me.

"Kaiden are you okay?" I nodded not answering him. He narrowed his eyes at me. Then his eyes widened a bit realizing why I had a duck face on my lips. "Well lets go." Me and Fullmetal followed him into the office. "Fullmetal." Fullmetal, I wonder what his real name is, looked up at Mustang and then at me.

"Whats the deal Colonel?" he asked completely oblivious to my duck face. Mustang smirked at his obliviousness. Whats the deal with this kid can he not see the girl is making that...face.

"This is Kaiden Shade and she will be accompanying you with your travels, understand?"

"What? Why she would only get in our way!" I let my duck face fall and glared at him though he didnt seem to be paying attention to me. Mustang nodded at me that basically said 'you can tell him' I know he didnt mean the vampire part but the assassin and bodyguard part.

"Well Major Oblivious!" Mustang smirked holding in a laugh, "I would hope that you know that I'm a highly trained assassin that can murder anyone without anyone knowing and if Colonel Smirky over here wasn't such a bastard I could even help him become Fuhrer! The only reason I'm going with you is to track down someone and kill them." I glared at Fullmetal and he raised an eyebrow at me. Wow. He's not scared by my glare. That's a first even Mustang is afraid of me.

"Hmph well as long as you don't get in our way then that's fine by me." He turned his head away from me obviously furious that I just called him what I did. But his anger made the scent even more powerful which made my fangs grow again (my speech was distracting me from the scent) and I put back on my duck face.

"Well I hear that you're going to your hometown to get your arm fixed. I guess that means you and Kaiden are going with each other there." Fullmetal visibly paled. Is there something bad in this hometown of this that makes him scared? Huh, I wonder what it is.

"Alright I'm going to go find Al, and then I'll get us some train tickets. See ya later!" and with that he left. Mustang cleared his throat and I released my duck face reluctantly.

"You know what I really want you to do right?" I nodded my head he wanted me to be a bodyguard for those two.

"So are you gonna give me any details about these brothers?" he shook his head. Man, I need to know what I'm protecting these guys from.

"No. I will only tell you Fullmetal's name because I don't want you calling him Fullmetal while you're there otherwise the people that he lives with wont let you into their house if they knew you were with the military. They don't appreciate us very much and they didnt even like him joining. He joined the military when he was twelve as you probably already heard and he can take care of himself. His name is Edward Elric and I hope you guys will get along. Besides," he smirked. Oh god, "he's got the same short temper as you so you might as well get along." I pulled out one of my knives that Hughes gave me for a birthday gift and threw it past his head. He didnt even flinch. I guess that would be Hawkeye's fault.

"I'm only doing this because I owe you." I said in a dangerous voice.

"I know" he smirked.

"Well Colonel Smirky I best be off to find the shrimp. I'll call you when I get there."

"Alright, you're dismissed." I saluted and walked out. Where could those boys be? Maybe at the train station? Well there's only one way to find out.

"Hey Miss Shade?" Fuery, one of the more quiet officers.

"What is it Fue-Kain? And please call me Kaiden and no Jean I'm not flirting with him I'm practicing." Havoc was smirking but he lost it. I had to practice not calling them by their last names. Fuery nodded his head understanding.

"Kaiden, will you be leaving HQ for awhile?"

"Yes..." I stopped myself from telling him what mission I was going on. These guys didn't know I was actually in the military or any of my secrets.

"Okay well when are you coming back?" Why?

"I'm not sure but I will call HQ when I am back and I think I might be gone for a long while." he frowned. He was always my favorite. So quiet and nice. Then he smiled, probably because I said I would call when I would be back. He sighed.

"The office is so boring when neither of you two are around." Havoc said. I smiled at that.

"Well I'll see you guys when I get back!" they all nodded and waved me good bye. Now off to the train station. I wonder where their hometown is. I just hope I can sustain my blood lust for Edwards...blood. Why is it only him though?

Muhahaha! I ended it! But not to fear my fellow readers! (yes I noticed that there is a viewers column and some of you are not reviewing! At least review as a guest?) Lol this writer thing wanted to correct my evil laugh to Muhammad...isn't that a person he sounds familiar-anyways I wanted to end this chapter because well...I name my chapters and I like cliffhangers. I will be updating again today because I think it would be awesome for Kaiden to find out what the Elric brothers did on her own. So yeah. And going to Risembool...I'm on a role! Most people update once a week...sadface...but not me! Well see you next chapter.

Kai: why did you stop it now?

Me: because I like cliffhangers.

Kai: why?

Me: because they build up suspense!

Kai: so?

Me: so what?

Kai: I'm still a rock star! I got my rock moves, so so what!

Me: …

Kai: I like that song...

Me: me too

XD Review and you'll save a stray baby kitten that Alphonse will get to keep! Why? Because Kaiden has a knack for cute things and the cutest puppy face ;)

Kai: I hate you.