"I don't even know why you dragged me into this." I told J as I helped her set up her party.
"Because if some pervert comes by and tries to rape us, you can scare him off." She told me, but I'm sure she's joking.
"I doubt Kenny will want to rape us." That got her laughing. I hope this party doesn't last too long, I wanna get on my laptop and play Skyrim….Or Oblivion….Or any Elder scrolls game. Yeah, I'm an Elder Scrolls fan, so what!? Sue me! …No really, I have getting sued for being an Elder Scrolls fan on my bucket list for some weird reason so….. Yeah…. Well, even by my standards, I gotta admit this pond is pretty nice. Amy used to love this kind of thing…..The thought of Amy got tears brimming, but I blinked them away. I didn't want J to see me like this. Kenny actually did come by to help, but only because J offered him Smiledip. The cheer squad and football team also came by at one point, perfect timing, cause Kenny was already mumbling some crazy shit. Soon after we got the party set up, kids started arriving, from both West and South Park.
"How did she get all this done in an hour?" Stan asked out loud.
"My cheer squad and football team helped." J said, apparently teleporting right next to them with a drink in hand. Once again not even gonna mention me are you J? She took a sip from her cup. "Glad you guys could make it." I'm pretty sure that was directed at Stan and Kyle, not fatass. "Your friend Kenny also was here about thirty minutes ago to help set up." He also ate my McDonald's when I wasn't looking.
"Wait, why did Kenny come early?" Kyle asked. Cause he's a drug addict apparently.
"I told him I would have Smiledip." J answered, proving my point. I just walked around the pond while J went on about how that show Gravity Falls helped bring her Social Studies grade up. Kenny's mumbling some shit about a dolphin. Now all I need is some creepy man offering candy. My uncle always told me that if a creepy person offers something, take it. Then again, my uncle is a convicted pedophile, why should I do what he says? I just decided to sit near a tree while kids either got high or drunk.
"I'm bored!" Sophie whined. I just sighed and pulled out my laptop, ready to just play some Elder Scrolls. Speaking of Elder Scrolls… WHY HASN'T ANYONE SUED ME YET!?
TWEEK'S POV.
Oh Jesus! I have to do this now!? Why me!? If I don't do this the author is going to put gnomes in my room! GAH! NOW I'M BREAKING THE FORTH WALL! Okay! Okay! Me and my Friends are at this party, that this girl J set up! I wonder if she has any coffee! I NEED MORE COFFEE!
"Tweek." Craig begins. "Are you trying to narrate? Cause if so that's gonna take a while."
"THE AUTHOR IS FORCING ME TO DO THIS!" I screamed as I ran off. SOMEONE HELP ME!