Some girl decided to punch a tree in the forest J and I lived in. Doesn't sound like much huh? How about this, that girl had a fire rock in her hand. Result, forest fire. Well, now I'm living in a cave and I don't know where the fuck J is. To be honest this cave is actually pretty cozy. There's a flat rock formation that I made my bed on, and it shields me from snow storms. It's kinda cold on the inside too. Good thing I know how to make a fire. Well now my phone's ringing. The fact that it's playing the Skyrim theme tells me it's J. Without even getting up from my makeshift bed I grabbed the phone and answered.
"Pizza Hut can I take your order?" I joke.
"Very funny Katy." J answered. "Were are you?"
"In the center of a volcano." I say sarcastically.
"No seriously where are you?"
"In a cave I found, you?"
"Stan's parents took me in." Oh, so now she has like a bed or a couch to sleep on? What the fuck ever!
"Alright." I say slowly. "I'm probably going to take a walk around town."
"Alright, but can I ask you something first?"
"What?"
"Why are you narrating your life in your mind?"
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"You and Gaz are doing the same thing J."
"You can't prove that!"
"Go hang out with the boyfriend you're now living with."
"Stan's not my-." She tried to say only for me to hang up.
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South Park is kinda packed during the day, you know? I saw a few kids I know, like Gaz. Of course he kept stuttering. I also saw a girl bullying Karen, only for the bully to be 'mysteriously' picked up by a thorny vine and thrown into a tree. The kid is making good use of the rock I gave her. I saw Wendy with that Token kid, made sure to throw a firecracker their way. And then I saw Tweek, who was mumbling about the bears.
"I-I just won't mention them!" Tweek stuttered. "Y-yeah! I won't-GAH!- Mention the author- OH JESUS NOT AGAIN! I WON'T GO BACK TO THE BEARS!" He yelled as he ran off, getting some kid's attention. He didn't make it far before a dragon swooped down from nowhere and grabbed him before carrying him off. "NNNOOOOO!" Well, he's going back to the bears.