Well, J's given a lot of kids magic rocks. This might end badly. Good thing she didn't give one to fatass. Well, giving kids rocks that could be used to destroy half of the town is not as bad as when J taught me that toy soldier song. I had it stuck in my head for several days and almost shot myself in the head just to get it out of my mind. Kenny found out about Karen's earth rock when she made a garden outside of their house. I think the garden actually made the place look nice. So, I had Karen come out to my cave and make some flowers around the entrance… I think this town is starting to soften me! Bad! Bad Katy! Anyway, now I'm sitting in class. The teachers Beaching and moaning about ancient Greece or something like that which I don't care about. J's doing something. She's sitting right next to me, but I feel too lazy to turn and see what she's doing.
Hey Katy? J's voice rings in my head. Speak of the devil. I used my rock to place a note on my desk while she sent me messages telepathically.
What?
I need to talk to you about something.
Does it involve Miraak?
I don't want to talk about Skyrim! There's something else!
What is it?
Remember when I dressed up as a superhero?
That reminds me, do the voice again. It's funny!
There's this group of kids who dress up as superheroes to fight crime. Do you want to join it?
Why would I?
To fight crime! Since you have that dark energy rock, you can help with it!
Does anyone else have a rock?
Everyone who's in it, except Token and fatass.
Did they even face any real villains?
Kenny told me they fought a dark god once.
…..Okay…
We continued communicating like this for several minutes while the teacher bitched on and on endlessly.
Do you think anyone notices anything? J eventually asked.
Nah, at least the teacher's clueless, anyone else doesn't give a fuck.
Just tell me when you have an answer. I'll always be somewhere. Yep, J's always somewhere.
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Well, after school I went back to my cave. I decided to take J up on her offer. Heroes get to beat the crap out of people and get away with it. My kind of job. I opened my backpack and pulled out a metal bird mask I had for some reason. Then I used my rock to make a set of robes with a hood attached. But I think it was still missing something. I looked up and saw some crows. Bingo!
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Those crows were pretty easy to kill. I used their feathers to make some wings. There was a lot of crows. Well, now I was lurking around town, my costume in my backpack. I saw this friend of Gaz's. A Russian kid named Yuri. I gotta admit, he's kinda cute….. Uh….. Please pretend I didn't say that. Anyway, I say Kenny go into Fatass' house. J told me that they held their meetings in his basement. Well, time for some good old breaking and entering. I snuck into the bushes and changed into my costume, then I snuck up to the house and crawled in through the basement window. It was dark, but then a few minutes later, the lights came on revealing a makeshift lair. Kenny came down dressed as some question mark guy. I hid in the shadows for a few minutes while he did something. It was only when he turned around that he noticed me.
"Who are you?" Kenny asked, making his voice deep.
"I want to join your group." I said, disguising my voice as well. He narrowed his eyes at me.
"We aren't accepting anymore applications."
"…"
"…"
"I'll give you 50 bucks."
"Welcome to Coon and Friends please take your seat."