I know this took a while, but that's because my computer was deciding to be an asshole to me. But it's better now. Now, while you read this, I'll get back to throwing glass stuff. (Don't ask. I won't bother explaining.)
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Let me get you all up to speed, Yesterday, I was walking by Kyle's house when he and Stan just randomly burst out singing. Dafuq with that!? I have a feeling J was behind it, sure enough, she sung the line of a song, Stan and Kyle then sung the same line! Well, while I have you here, I should tell you my goals. In the short window we have before heading back to West Park, I want to do two things, piss J off, and get my first kiss…. Please don't tell J's creator about the kissing thing! I just know she'll use it against me! Uhh….. Right. During lunch I found out that Kenny and Gaz's sister are immortal! …. I blame Tweek. He decided to blurt out how they're making the lunch periods shorter every chapter. Alduin, the final boss in Skyrim, came down a grabbed him a minute later. That was one of the few times I had a fan girl moment. Well, school's over, and I think J's gonna throw another party.
BURNED DOWN FOREST:
"Hey dog girl." I said, walking up to J who is obviously drunk.
"GOD DAMMIT MY NAME IS NOT DOG GIRL!" J screeched. Well, I succeeded in pissing her off. And she's set a new record, she actually got drunk BEFORE a party! What has the world come too!? Anyway, people start arriving, so I wandered around a bit. A few minutes later, I saw Stan trying hard to keep J standing. How come she has someone like Stan when I don't even know if the boy I like is interested in me!? Even Kenny has Tina! And Karen's told me about how perverted he's been! Well… There's alcohol on the table, why not? And if I drink myself to death, would anyone even care? They're about as drunk as J at the moment.
YURI'S POV, 10 MINUTES LATER:
I haven't really even been in South Park as long as Gaz, but I've gotten about as close to the West Park kids as he did, especially Katy. Some people might not realize it, but deep down Katy's a very sweet girl, even if she was recording a video of Emily chasing J around all day yesterday…. Uhhh…. Hey! There she is now! Aw crap I think she's wasted. She's holding a bottle of liquor in her hand, and looks like she might fall any second. Wait.. Why is she pointing a gun at her face!? SHIT! I lunged over and grabbed her wrist just as she pulled the trigger, sending the bullet somewhere.
"Oh my god! You killed Kenny!"
"You bastards!" I really doubt Stan and Kyle actually know who killed Kenny, but I'm just focused on Katy at the moment! I managed to get the gun away from her.
"Wh-what?" She asked through her drunken daze. I helped her to her feet and started to lead her away from the party. "What's goin' on?"
"I'm taking you home Katy."
"Who?"
"Me, Yuri." Damn, she is seriously drunk as hell! How has she not gotten alcohol poisoning? I led her back to her cave, where I lay her against the wall.
"What happened?" She slurred.
"Katy, you tried to kill yourself!"
"Well, no one would care!" She slurred, not really focusing. "No one would care if I died!"
"That's not true Katy. Karen would be crushed if you died. You're her only real friend. And J would be sad too when she sobers up. And… I'd be hurt to lose you."
"Why would anyone care about me! My parents never really cared for me! Always forcing me to dress up in girly clothes and act like someone I'm not!"
"Your parents don't deserve to have a daughter as special as you Katy." A few minutes later, Katy's head drooped and her eyes began too close. Soon enough, I could here her snoring softly.
I think I'll stay here with Katy tonight. Someone needs to be by her side.