Well, I woke up with Yuri laying next to me today. If we both still weren't wearing clothes I would've screamed in shock. I considered laying down and enjoying being this close a little longer, but then fucking Kenny had to go and text me saying that there was a Coon and Friends meeting! I'm going to beat his skull in someday. Turns out Kenny's now inducted Yuri in as a superhero. That's good because for some reason, nobody knows where Stan and J are. Gaz and Butters went to some drug dealer's warehouse, apparently, the drug dealer is Gaz's sister. They got captured. Smart move McCormick. Send the one boy who's related to the drug dealer. Now we're back in Cartman's crappy basement figuring out what to do. Apparently, Kenny now wants us to meet a new member. I swear, if it's someone I hate, I'll snap Kenny's neck. A curtain opened, and right there I nearly jumped.
"D-Douchebag?" Kyle stuttered.
Douchebag didn't talk, like most of the time. He just stared. I already know what he is! I'm an Elder Scrolls fan anyway! He wore a black, two horned helmet, a black vest with a white shirt, brown belt, black pants, shoes, and fingerless gloves. Reminds me of the Dragonborn.
"Meet the Dragonborn." Kenny introduced. "Now, we need to discuss the plan to free Gaz and Butters before Tina kills me because I let her brother die at the hands of a drug lord." I raised my hand. "No Katy, we have no time for your Elder Scrolls nonsense!" It took all my strength not to strangle him with my rock when Yuri spoke.
"If Katy has a plan then let's hear it, unless you want me to tell Tina where Gaz is." Kenny's eyes narrowed. I was secretly glad to be wearing my mask, cause it was hiding my blushing.
"Fine, what's your plan Katy?"
ABOUT AN HOUR OR TWO LATER:
I can't believe my plan's actually working! Plus I got to see one of Douchebag's farting tricks combined with the fire rock Yuri and I gave him. We're raiding the bitch's warehouse now. Yuri called the government agents and now they're helping us bring this bitch down. One of her men made the mistake of pointing a rifle at me. Now, the last thing that ever crossed his mind was most likely "Why am I being strangled to death by dark energy!?" We fought our way to one of the back rooms, where we found Kenny, Gaz, who looked like he just went to hell and back 80 times, an agent, and Gaz's unconscious sister. Well, okay then. Think I'll focus on the guards coming up behind us. After a few minutes of fighting, Kenny and Gaz finally came out. Took them long enough. "Hey kid." A wounded government agent said to Gaz. "Look, if you can help me, I'll help you too." Gaz offered to help the guy, only for the dick to pull out a knife and plant it in Gaz's stomach! SHIT!
"GAZ!" Kenny and Butters screamed.
"Listen kid! Jessica wants you dead, and you and your friends are gonna die soon! No one survived from Jessica's chief assassin!" He raised the knife, ready to end it.
"NOOOO!" Next thing I know, my rock jerked in my hand hard enough to nearly knock me off balance. I black shape formed in the air, shaping itself to look like a girl with a pony tail. Sophie!? She grabbed the man and slammed him into the wall with force.
"GAH! WHAT THE HELL!? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!?"
"Don't you ever touch him!" Sophie screamed, then began tearing the man apart, literally! She was ripping his limbs, organs, EVERYTHING apart. Remind me never to get on Sophie's bad side. Some blood and stuff ended up coating everyone else.
"Yuck! This is disgusting!" Yuri complained.
"Hey kid! Behind you!" I turned only to see Gaz collapse. SHIT! Some asshole shot Gaz! Could this day get any more fucked up!?
"AH! The werewolf! It escaped!" I spoke too soon. A large black wolf burst out into the room and started tearing the guards apart. Again, literally. A few minutes later I decided to check my Facebook. The wolf is handling this at the moment. Oh hey, new post from Clyde.
"Watching a wolf killing many of the drug lord's guards."
Kenny and 5 others like this.
Butters: I think it's more like a horror show for me…
Cartman: What? How could I miss all the shit?! You guys suck!
Me and Yuri liked the post then turned attention to the wolf. This might take a few minutes, so just skip to the next day please.
THE NEXT DAY:
Now most of the kids in Coon and Friends think I'm a crazy girl who talks to her magic rock. Eh, Sophie will grow on them. Now, I'm just sitting on a plate of dark energy, high above the center of Stark's pond. Don't judge me! I need my peace! Anyway, I heard Gaz's parents kicked him out. They're major dicks. Still don't know where Stan and J are. Well, when I was walking home last night, I came across Karen, and a bunch of older girls were playing keep away with her rock. I got the rock back from them and showed them what I'm capable of with my dark energy rock. I don't think they're gonna screw with Karen anymore after that. Well, after the girls ran away, I gave her back her rock and helped her get back home. I heard a noise and looked over the edge of my dark energy plate. I could see Kenny showing Tina how to use his rock. Not my concern, well, until Tina accidentally fires a blast of light energy, which ends up striking my dark energy plate, causing it to dissipate immediately and send me falling towards Stark's pond! My rock flew out of my hand too. GOD DAMMIT TINA! When I fall into the water, I'm not able to get to the shore. Guess this is a horrible time to mention that I can't swim. If I get out of here alive, I swear to god I'm gonna maim Tina! Wait, e- everything's getting darker. I can't…..
AN UNKNOWN AMOUNT OF TIME LATER:
I felt as though everything just came flooding back. I was on the ground, sopping wet and coughing up water. It didn't help that it was below zero out here! Wait, how did I get out of the pond? When my vision clears, I can see Yuri above, also sopping wet.
"Are you okay?" He asked me.
"I-I'm F-fine." I managed, I was shivering so much I could be part Chihuahua. Yuri pulled out a blanket and wrapped it tightly around me, then he pulled me closer to him. At least I was warmer.
"Kenny and Tina said they saw you fall into Stark's pond. Also, Tina says she's deeply sorry for almost killing you.
"I'm still gonna beat the shit out of her." Yuri nodded.
"She said she was expecting you to do that no matter how much she apologizes."
"A-aren't you cold Yuri?"
"I guess I'm just more used to it." He helped me up. "Are you sure you're okay?"
"It's not the first time I almost died so, yeah."
"Well, in that case, want to go get some pizza or something?" He asked with a smile. I think my face is too cold for me to blush right now.
"Yeah, that sounds nice."
"Let's get you into some dry clothes first." I couldn't help but laugh. Yuri laughed too as he walked me too my cave to dry off.
I really love this town.
IMPORTANT AUTHOR'S NOTE.
Well, I guess that's it. Next chapter will be the Epilogue, then after that an Author's note, then a sneak peek of the sequel to this story I probably shouldn't tell you about yet. Aw crap.
See you in the Epilogue!