Katy's POV. 5th GRADE:
Fifth grade is as boring as forth! Our teacher even sucks as much. Well, anyway, during the summer the kids of South Park played some kind of role-playing game, and I got to see that Kenny's interested in cross-dressing. Some of us West Park kids played too. I was a thief for the elf king. I just didn't tell him that I took Karen in as an apprentice. Gaz keeps acting like he's gonna die any day. Did J give him smile dip? Speaking of J, She hasn't really changed much. She's good friends with that Bebe girl too. I went fishing with Yuri in Stark's pond. I caught a fish, and when I gutted it, wouldn't you know it, my rock came out. I thought I lost it when Tina nearly killed me! Though Sophie was complaining about how the inside of a fish smells. Well, at least I got my rock and Sophie back.
SEVENTH GRADE:
Okay, we have this teacher named Ms. Gunny, who's a complete definition of a bitch. I think that women wants me dead or something. The bitch got on my nerves so much, I lit the school on fire again. Unfortunately, some asshole called the fire department and the fire got put out before any real damage was done. I got mad, so I framed Ms. Gunny as a child molester. It was pretty easy. I just got on the phone, pretended to cry, and lied to the police that she molested me. I even paid some other kids to back up my lie.
NINTH GRADE:
Ms. Gunny came back briefly, then she was fired, so J threw a party to celebrate. She stopped making smile dip though. I tried it once. It was…. Just fucked up. The party was fun though. We still dress up as superheroes though. Gaz and Wendy are still dating, Kenny and Tina are boyfriend and girlfriend. And… At graduation, something happened. Right after I got we all got our diplomas, Yuri walked up to me with flowers and asked me to be his girlfriend. Well, that stunned everyone into silence. I didn't say anything. I just grabbed him and kissed him. He knew that I wanted to be his girlfriend.
TWELVE GRADE:
I had this weird dream the other day. I was talking to this little girl in my cave. No, it wasn't Sophie. She kinda looked like she might be related to me. She even had black hair and red eyes. Weird. Anyway, Yuri and I are still together. He's the only boy for me. You probably want to know what I look like. I dyed the tips of my hair blood red, and I switched out my coat for a blood red sweater Yuri gave me for Christmas. I have black pants and some snow boots. Also, a wolf came into my cave once looking for a meal. Result, I got wolf teeth for earrings! It's pretty cool. Also, I decided to make myself a ring using my rock, and I attached the rock to the center of it. J, at one point taught me how to make gunpowder out of plants. Now I just spread it all over West Park High and I'm holding a match in hand. You know where this is going right? I lit the match, dropped it, and got the hell out of there! Now, the school's in ruins. I texted a picture of it to J. Looks like we're going to South Park High this year…. SWEET!