I'm back :D I don't know if I drove any of you guys crazy yesterday because I was hopping from story to story and updating so much. It drove me crazy o3o But I think Band Camp is going to kill me! I have practice from 8am-2:30pm and then I have 6pm-9pm T.T Well onto the story. I don't own FMA!

PaperHandy453: It was a nice day! The clouds were out and it was sunny and-lol jk yeah I swear I fed one of the big ducks and then three more come along and stare at me! It was like O_O and I was like o.o and then the others were lik O_O and I was like D: DON'T KILL ME! And I threw the bread at them. After I gave them all the bread…they were still staring at me! And I think you'll like this chapter…anyways thanks for reviewing ^-^

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Previously on Vampiric Love

I sighed. I would've tried to get a weapon out of my belt but they also had Al. I wonder if they knew how to erase his blood seal. I really hope not because I'm going to bust us out of here.

I slid my hands up to my belt secretly and was about to flip out a weaponwhen the door busted open and an angry Ed, no not angry, pissed; Ed came through the door. He looked at Al chained to the wall and then at me. His eyes looked at my hand that was slithering up to my belt. His eye twitched.

"It never appeared to me that you could get kidnapped, Al" Ed wondered.

"Why do you guys keep saying that!" Al waved his arms, defeated. Ed quirked an eyebrow. He shook his head and glared at the homunculus. Did he know?

"Ed this guys a homunculus!" I yelled at him. He frowned at me but smirked and rose his left hand.

"An Ouroboro's Tattoo." Ed stated.

"Aren't you observant? I thought that I'd only have to deal with the vamp and little armored giant." Ed looked at me curiously when the homunculus said vamp. I shrugged.

"Why don't you just ask your partners what you wanna know?" Ed must be talking about the Homunculi that were in the 5th Laboratory.

"Partners?" the Homunculus questioned.

"Yeah," Ed answered and continued. "The Ouroboros gang from the 5th lab they had a couple of armored bonded souls as well."

"You don't say?" I noticed from the Homunculus' shifting that he widened his eyes in curiosity. So this guy did know the other Homunculus? He smirked. "Well its kind of a long story but we don't talk much anymore." The Homunculus shifted his weight. "I've got a little proposal for you. You guys seem pretty desperate to get your bodies back right?" I narrowed my eyes. How did this Homunculus know that they wanted their bodies back? "Because I can tell you how to fabricate your own Homunculus in no time at all." he continued. "And all I ask in return is that you or the vamp girl teach me how to transmute a soul, classic Equivalent Exchange." Al shifted uncomfortably. Well that's just great, Al knew I was a vampire now I swear when I get my hands on this guy I'm going to-"But I really don't understand why you would want your old body back" The Homunculus smirked and turned back to look at Al. Ed flinched. He just hit a soft spot. "You seem to have a perfect one already."

"No I don't!" Al yelled at him.

"You're joking right? You don't need to eat, you don't need to sleep, you don't even need to use the toilet! Sounds great to me." Ed winced each time he stated what Al couldn't do. Poor Ed, I knew he put all the blame on him.

"That's enough." Ed muttered, glaring viciously at the Homunculus. "Shut your damn mouth!"

"Hmm?" The Homunculus looked back at Edward.

"Sounds great to you, it seems perfect?!" Ed could raise his voice pretty loud when he wanted to. I closed my ears but could still hear him. The other chimera's just looked at him. "You don't know anything about the hell he's been through-" by now I ignored the rest. This was pretty personal. Not to mention I was trying to focus on quieting his voice in my head. Even Al's body was vibrating, I felt it through the ground! Greed, as I found out recalling events prior to when Ed busted through the door and I was trying to escape, started clapping silently. I giggled. I saw Greed smirk. Dorochet readied in battle position.

"I guess we're doing this by force again." Dog-breath started walking over to Ed. I grabbed a dagger and stabbed the chains, no one heard. I heard Al gasp but that was it.

"Don't kill him, alright?" Greed ordered.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah." Dog-breath said casually. He took his sword out and slashed at Ed but Edward jumped in the air.

"You're a lot shorter than a prisoner I used to know!" He said and kicked Dog-breath in the face. I wonder what prisoner he was talking about. I laughed and Greed's eyes widened when he saw I was out of my chains. "Next?" Ed dragged Greed's attention back to him.

"Roa grab the armored kid out of here, guess we'll dismantle him." Ed's eye widened in horror as Al struggled.

"Drop him!" Ed yelled angrily. And tried to stab the man, only to stab a metal hand. Well I guess the fights on huh? I ran at Greed only to have a crocodile chimera get in my way. I tried kicking the man in the gut but he grabbed my leg. I heard Ed and Greed's clinks in the background. I smirked at the man. I jumped up and twisted around and heard the guys wrist crack. The man yelled in pain. I looked over to see Ed break the guys neck and blood squirt out. Blood. My eye twitched.

"Guard your head next time!" only to be slashed at again.

"Oh that hurt. That move would've hospitalized most people."

"But your not like most people, huh?"

"Well, my body is. The difference is my Ultimate Shield and healing powers." Red sparks appeared and his neck and wounds were healed." He kept going on when I noticed that Ed was holding his side. The croc had long since left. I smelled blood. Edward's blood. My eye started twitching nervously and Greed saw me in the corner of his eye and smirked. I saw Ed yelling back but the words were deafening me. That was until I heard Greed laugh.

"I only don't like to use this form because it covers my handsome face." I saw Greed transform into some metal man. Ed gasped. "I wasn't kidding kid, try all you like but you're not gonna beat me. I stood up. Oh hell. How in the hell are we going to kill this guy. Ed and I both lunged at Greed at the same time. He kicked Ed into the gut and he flew across the room. He slashed his diamond sharp claws at me. I tried to dodge but he got my shoulder.

"Damnit." I gasped and back up. I hope Ed can kill this dude. I don't think I can take him, my shoulder was popped out of place. Not to mention my eyes were getting blurry. I tried to keep my lids up but they were winning. I blacked out. I faintly heard Ed calling out for me.

I opened my eyes slowly. How long was I out? I looked around for Ed and when I saw him my eyes widened considerably. Oh man if he doesn't die here than Winry's gonna kill him. I heard shaky breaths coming from him. There was blood all over the wall. I got up and rushed over to him.

"Oh Ed! I'm so sorry I should've protected you!"

"You dead yet?" I heard Greed say as he walked over to Ed. I stood between him and Ed. "Tsk tsk tsk. I don't fight woman." I tried punching him and he didn't move. I felt my knuckles break. I winced. He grabbed my right shoulder, the one he slashed, and I yelped in pain. I got away from his grip, only to lose more blood.

"Humph." I muttered as I backed up. I giggled and he was confused for a minute. I heard Ed chuckle a little and I noticed he opened his eyes. I saw his eyes widen a bit. Probably from my shoulder. I ran as fast as an injured vampire could at him. I spread my arms out and he didn't move. He seem to be very confused. I slammed into him and tackled him to the ground. I saw Ed stand up. I jumped off of him as Ed came running over.

"What the hell?" I heard Greed ask. Greed had just stood up when Ed tried to uppercut him. The only thing he accomplished was getting his automail broken even more. The man grabbed Ed by the face. I winced when I heard a small crack, of course that could always be his automail.

"-but you just cant quit!" I only heard the last part due to shock. I grabbed my retractable weapon and it didn't turn into a sword, but another scythe. I looked at Ed worriedly. Greed grabbed Ed by his collar. "So, you ready to tell me your secret now?" I heard a painful chuckle from Ed.

"Thanks for toying with me," Has Ed lost too much blood?

"Huh, what?" Greed confusingly asked.

"You gave me just enough time to cool off and start thinking clearly." I didn't charge at Greed first, afraid I might've hit Ed. "Is my mechanic amazing or what? Even after all this, its still working." I would've said he's gone insane but he did have a point. I couldn't believe it was still working. Ed clapped his hands and grabbed Greed's. A blue light erupted as Greed threw Ed away.

"How long you want to drag this out, kid. It'd be so much easier if you just stayed down!" I heard him yell as he tried punching Ed. They didn't seem to notice me much. Ed clapped his hands and punched his fist with Greed's. Greed's hand bled and I came over and cut it off with my scythe.

"Ugh!" he retracted his hand away and it healed back. He crushed some spikes Ed must've made earlier ago. "Well, that was bazaar. Good as new." Ed gestured Greed to fight him. Greed rushed at him with full force. I waited for Edward to do that thingy again before I would try attacking greed. Ed clapped his hands and put them on Greed's gut. This better work. I rushed over and sliced his abs and blood spat from the wound. I heard Ed clap again and moved out of the way. "Not this trick again, try a new one!" But he yelled in pain as the spikes hit him. "What the hell did you do to my shield?" Greed said in pain as blood came out of his wound."

"Its actually pretty simple once you think about it. You may be a Homunculus but you really shouldn't have told me that your body is human, considering that means a third of it is made of Carbon. The hardness of Carbon varies on how the atoms are arranged, so its obvious what your shield is made of. After I got that all figured out, the rest is simple Alchemy." Ed wiped the tempting blood away from his mouth and smiled victoriously.

"I'm glad to hear it, its no fun if its not a challenge!" He yelled as he once again tried to punch Ed." I think Ed's got it from here.

"And there's one other important this I noticed." Ed announced and elbowed Greed across the room. "you cant harden your shield at the same time!" Greed gasped and held his side, healing again.

"I think its safe to say that I underestimated you." he stood up. "but how much longer can you keep this up in your condition? Not to mention the vamp is pretty well beat up too." I glanced at Ed, who looked like he would pass out. I frowned. He was breathing shakily. The Homunculus did have a-CRASH.

I saw Ed's eyes widened and mine did as well when the door was busted down. Smoke was everywhere, making it hard to see the owner of the busting. Ed turned around to look.

"Sorry to barge in like this." a familiar female voice apologized. The smoke cleared up and Izumi was through the smoke. I saw the croc dude that had ran away from me earlier, unconscious in Izumi's hand.

"Teacher?!" Ed said, shockingly.

"You damn imbecile!" Izumi threw the unconscious dude into Ed who flew back at the wall. I sweat-dropped. "You think its funny not to put the broom away? I asked you a question!" Greed looked from Ed to the woman.

"No! I'm so sorry" I chuckled at the two the way they were behaving in front of an enemy. Izumi looked at Greed.

"Thanks for your hospitality, he definitely needed the exercise." I blinked at her. Oh….well then.

"Teacher careful, he's a-" Ed tried warning her but Izumi interrupted him.

"Yes I know I could hear the two of you all the way down the hall!" Izumi scolded. Greed sighed.

"Oh great, don't tell me you're going to start anything lady, its no fun fighting a woman." I already heard the flapping of Izumi's sandals. She clapped and grabbed his head, then she kicked him to the other side of the room. Greed started laughing manically.

"Well now, just what the hell are you?" Izumi's steps echoed off the walls as she stepped forward.

"You ask what I am?" She glared at him. "A HOUSWIFE!"

I actually had to watch some parts of the show and didn't notice that this was when their teacher had suspended them…I was like…oh well she was sleeping through the whole thing! XD I'm glad I finished this early. Now I have about ~looks at time~ an hour and 24 minutes until band practice…yay! Please R.E.V.I.E.W!