Author's Note: *more virtual hugs and stuff*

Disclaimer: ALEX HIRSCH. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU THIS? xD

Requested by: Bonito88

The Corduroy household was freezing cold. Winter in Gravity Falls was always brutal with the hard snow and the unexpected blizzards. Then there were the snow ins which meant that everyone had to stay indoors. All of Gravity Falls either had a heater or a fireplace to keep them warm. Even the Mystery Shack had a fireplace. The only household with no heat was the Corduroy's. Wendy and her brothers sat one the couch with layers and layers of blankets. Their dad was outside at the forest looking for some firewood. That was when the cold got to him and he passed out. Some creäture found him and took him into his care.

That creäture warmed him near their fire and he then woke up.

"Wha- Where am I?" asked Manly Dan.

The creäture looked down at the now woken up human. "You're in the man cave!" All of the Manotaurs yelled and hit their chests.

I like it here, thought Manly Dan.

The Manotaur continued talking. "My name is Chutzpar! I am a Manotaur! I found laying cold and dead and," he paused. "You were, manly. I took you into our care and warmed you!"

Manly Dan stood up and started exploring the cave. Wow. This place is very... manly. It's like I would wanna stay here forever!

He was just about to walk into another part of the cave when the ground rattled. All the Manotaurs went in lines. Chutzpar pulled Manly Dan in front of him. That was when Leaderaur walked out and spoke.

"Manotaurs! We must go out and find the Multi Bear! We must slay him for he has questioned our manliness! But he knows the Manotaurs! We need another species. Someone or something manly enough to kill him!"

Manly Dan thought for a while and finally made a decision. He yelled at the top of his lungs and said, "I will go and slay the Multi Bear!"

All the Manotaus including Leaderaur looked at Manly Dan. He started to regret this decision. Finally, Leaderaur gave his the spear and Manly Dan was on his way out.

He found the Mutli Bear's cave and slayed the beast! Dan picked up one of the heads and brought it back to the Man Cave.

The cave went in an uproar. They lifted him on their shoulders. He was in manly paradise.

Out of the blue, something clicked in his mind and he jumped off of their shoulders and went outside.

After punching some trees and getting some wood, he returned home to see his kids sleeping together on the couch with lots of blankets. Kissing their foreheads, he put the wood in the fireplace and lit it.

That was when Manly Dan noticed that the most manliest thing he did, was become a dad.

Author's Note: How was this? Manly Dan has a soft side! :) *more virtual hugs* Thanks guys for being patient and nice through everything. :)