-Brown eyes peek from under a rock as she slowly lifts it up. The boulder is destroyed into pieces from Kaiden Shade.- Phew! Hey guys! No, I was not living under a rock this whole time! -dusts self off- I just had a brick wall that is most commonly named 'Writer's Block' stuck in my head which was destroyed by the melody: Let It All Out! -claps- yay!

Kai: Was I dead this whole time or did you really not wanna see me?!

Vira: One, you are dead and two, no! I love you and your addiction to shiny things! I love shiny things too!

Kai: -eye twitches-

-A luminous blonde figure appears and knocks the two of us over the head with a wrench-

K&V: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!

Mel: One, you idiot! Going off to battle without me! -points to Kai- and you! OH DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON YOU! -points to Vira-

Vira: I'M SO SORRY! -pouts in a corner- I'll allow you to take the stage.

Mel: Ahem! As you can tell, Vira has been a stupid, worthless, idiotic, insane, foolish, dopey, dumb, dense, slow, absurd girl that doesn't know how to keep writing her stories! -every word crashes on Vira's head, making her feel worse than ever- She apologizes deeply for not updating for her Fabulous readers-

Vira: It's not called being gay, it's called being FABULOUS-gets hit over the head- I'll shut up-hit's again- I had to! (been watchin too much PewDiePie) -cuddles with a corner- you're my only friend! -tries and fails to hug said corner-

Mel: -sigh- yes, we all know she's a fail at life. Now, let's get on to what you've all been waiting for! -grins widely and reveals curtain to show scene-

Vira: -cries- I...don't...own...F...M...A...FML!

The first thing I wondered about was whether to jump down there right away and kill the guy. But that started to get me thinking. If Edward saw me murder someone in cold blood, he would probably, definitely, kill me. Wait...why am I really caring what Edward thinks about me? I only met him like a month ago! Or maybe a few weeks? Why do I already care for them so much? Not only Ed, but Al too. I sighed. This is pretty difficult to deal with. I watched as Edward and Alphonse broke out in a fight between Scar. Maybe I should just jump in when things get serious? What the hell am I talking about?! Things are serious! Jeez...this is so hard! What should I do? I came here to help Ed and now I don't wanna jump in because that would give me away! Whether Ed liked it or not, I'd probably fight alongside of him. He's got me too hooked up and emotional now. Gah, I hate you Ed! I stood there, pondering over what I should do. If I didn't jump in quick, shit was gonna get real. Ugh, what should I do! I FEEL LIKE A CLUELESS IDIOT! I watched blue sparks fly and alchemy sputtered around the blue lit alley.

"Alchemy is so beautiful.~" I swooned at the creative art. I wish I could perform Alchemy. Man, that'd be the best thing in the world. The blue lightning just felt so strong and powerful! I watched as Ed dodged a threatening fist. I could practically read his mind. That was way too close. I started making panicking gestures up on the roof. "Eeek, what should I do? I don't want Scar to blow Ed's mind!" I paused for a minute, giggling at that more-than-one-meaning sentence.

"Attention, this is sector 3 patrol, we're under attack from Scar. Request immediate back up-what? NO! NOOOOAGGGH!" I blinked in confusion and looked over to a passing guard who was carrying a phone and sweat dropped. Having a bit too much fun there, Smirky? "This is sector 17..." I sighed and face palmed.

"Pretty smart choice, you guys." I looked towards the Central building and saw soldiers running around in panic and laughed. "Well, your plan sure is working." I focused my attention back on Ed, getting the sweet smell of blood in my nostrils. It seemed a rock had just fallen on Edward's head, causing him to bleed. I swore if my heart was beating, it would've dropped at the sight of Ed clapping and putting his automail arm against Scar's tattooed arm. There was a big flash of blue and Edward's arm was steaming...literally. "Daaamn."

"KAI YOU IDIOT!" I heard an all too familiar scream.

"Uh...oh..." It felt like a tidal wave had just pushed me off a rock. I lost balance and fell from the building, screaming the whole way down. I managed to catch a window pane but unfortunately...I wasn't wearing my gloves so, I slipped. I continued screaming and landed right on top of the very person that was trying to kill Ed. Realizing who I just crushed, I hurriedly scurried behind Ed. "Oops...I think I pissed him off...MEL ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?! I COULD'VE DIED!"

"YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD, YOU RECKLESS IDIOT!" She jumped down from the building, using the same skills I would to get down.

"Hmm, you're improving." she hit me on the head and Akima poked her head out of the blue bag that was around Melonie's shoulder. "OUCH! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!?"

"Duck!" I ducked and Scar's arm went straight above my head. We both ran in the opposite direction.

"Now look, you pissed him off!"

"I pissed him off?! You were the one that landed on him!"

"You're the one that pushed me!"

"Would you guys quit bickering!? We've got bigger problems to deal with!" I laughed mockingly.

"Bigger problems? Oh puh-lease, I could kill this weakling in a minute!" I gestured to Scar and he seemed even angrier. I giggled. "Oh no, did I strike a chord. Big Bad Scar's going to hurt me!" I mocked in a girly voice. "Hmph." I placed a hand on my waist and held a finger out. "Come at me, bro." and that was the ticket. I'd never seen anyone so pissed, not even when I stole Hawkeye's gun for April Fools. I inwardly shuddered. That was the scariest day of my life! I swear I'd be scarred for life by her. Never steal Riza Hawkeye's gun. You will certainly be murdered!

"Kaiden! Go help Ling!" I looked to Ed in disbelief.

"Wha? Are you serious?!"

"Go have fun catching a Homunculus! We can deal with this!" I looked at Mel and she nodded.

"But-"

"No buts! You already disobeyed me and I'm angry at you right now, just go!" My eye twitched.

"What are you my mother? You don't-" I was cut off by Mel yanking me up a building.

"Let's just go."

"Che, fine." I grumbled and we hopped from building to building. I sensed Ling's presence, only by sniffing out Lan Fan's blood, and crashed through a window.

"But your flash bomb didn't blind this eye." I looked to my left at King Bradley and blinked.

"Well hot damn, you're a Homunculus! I knew it!"

"Eeeeeh!? The Fuhrer's a Homunculus?!" I slapped Melonie on the forehead.

"Can't you tell by his eye?"

"Oh..." I looked to my weapon belt that had somehow fallen off in the crash through the window.

"Kaiden? What are you doing here?" I looked over to Ling, who was hoisting Lan Fan over her shoulder.

"Psst. Mel." Melonie looked over and I looked at the belt and then her and then the belt again. She nodded and quickly reached for it and threw it at me. I quickly pulled out a grenade and pulled out the stick with my mouth. "RUN LING!" Mel's eyes were as wide as dinner plates as I threw it in the direction of King Bradley. Ling jumped out the window and we followed close behind.

"ARE YOU CRAZY! YOU COULD'VE KILLED HIM!" I waved it off.

"Psh, he's a Homunculus, he'll live."

"YOU CAN'T JUST WAVE IT OFF LIKE THAT!" I shrugged and followed Ling. There was a cut on his face and I tried to ingnore the Cinnamon smell that wavered under my nose.

"Mel, go with them, I'll hold this guy off." I readied a kunai.

"What?! You're asking me-"

"Just go! Don't worry, I'll be there in a few! It's not like I'm going to kill him." Melonie grumbled.

"I'll see you in five." It was all but a request. I looked down at my watch.

"Got it." I heard her footsteps fade away and was charged by a ridiculously fat Homunculus. "Ugh, where's the other one..." I searched around as I held a kunai in Gluttony's head. I spotted him following Lan Fan's blood trail. "Crap..." I kicked Gluttony into a building and charged stupidly at Bradley. He drew a sword and blocked my kunai. He brought out another and I just barely avoided the slash to my abdomen.

"You were a very important asset to the military, Miss Shade. Maybe you're taking the wrong side."

"I don't want to hear about wrong sides from a Homunculus."

"But, are we really that different?" I growled.

"I'm more human than you, and that's saying something. I know Homunculi don't age, but yet you do. They must've injected a Philosopher's Stone into your blood."

"You're a very smart girl."

"Well, you tend to pick things up when you've worked with a corrupted military for ten years." he narrowed his eyes at me.

"However, it looks as if you're no longer able to keep up with your promise with the military." It was my turn to narrow my eyes. What does he mean by no longer able to keep up? I felt a sharp pain in my stomach and looked down. My eyes felt as if they were bulging out of my skull. Looks like he didn't miss after all...

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