Tiger- Hello everyone! And welcome back to warrior cats book jumper!
Star- *smiles at audience crazily* I got a CHOCOLATE MILK today! YAY
Longtail- OMG! I LOVE CHOCOLATE MILK! IT'S SOOOOO GOOD!
Star- I KNOW RIGHT? *high five each other*
Dustpelt- can we get on with the show?
Tiger- yes Mr Wannbe :3
Star- *slurps chocolate milk noisily*
Everyone- *glares at star who turns red*
Star- sorry!
Tiger- So today we are taking the warrior cats to the CAPITOL! In case you don't know where that t is, it's the Hunger games!
Star- YEP! And a special thanks to Moonflower-of-Thunderclan for their submission on what the place should be.
Foxleap- YOU ROCK!
Audience- where is KoolKat? *throw popcorn at screen*
Tiger- Koolkat will be with us shortly. *smiles evilly*
Star- let's continue now.
Thistleclaw- I want to meet Katniss! She is like, soooo hot!
Star- well, you gonna meet her, than DIE brother! *smiles evilly at Tiger*
Warrior cats- *confused*
Mousewhisker – what do you mean?
Tiger- okay, we were going to tell you before we went live, but we thought it would be more interesting for the audience to see your faces when you here that you are going to compete in the hunger game-
Warrior cats- WHAT!?
Tiger- whoops! Did I say it to soon?
Star- well now they know so… we will pick 4 from each clan to compete. I will pick 2 from each and Tiger will pick from each
Tiger- YEAH! So from Shadowclan I pick *looks at the crowd* TOADSTEP!
Toadstep- but! I gave you my sandwich on the bus here!
Tiger- but you were SUCH a jerk on the journey to find why the water stopped! *turns to audience* read book 1 omen of the stars.
Star- I pick from Shadowclan… Brokenstar, because you're the closest to a career we're going to get!
Tiger- OH! That was my next choice! *glares at Star*
Star-*looks scared*
Tiger- instead, I pick… TAWNYPELT! Because I think this will be funny.
Bramblestar- Bye sis!
Tawnypelt- * glares at Bramblestar
Tiger- Ok so let's speed this up. I pick Whitestrom, Rainflower, Pinestar, Onestar, Heathertail and Minnowtail!
Star- and I choose and Tigerheart, Sandstorm, Lionheart, Crookedstar, Hawkfrost, Tallstar and Crowfeather
Cats chosen-* Look scared*
Heathertail- but, I was Lionblazes best friend and I am too hot to die!
Breezepelt- You got that right!
Nightcloud- SHUT UP!
Tigerheart- Why is I stuck with Toadstep again?
Tiger, okay now we need a president cat for President Snow so…. CLOUDTAIL! YOU ARE THE PRESIDENT!
Cloudtail- Thank you! Thank you! Now, I would like to say thank you to Brindleface for being a kind loving mother who was better than my real one,
Brindleface- *sniffs* that's my boy!
Princess- *sniffs* I am not the favourite
Cloudtail- and thank you Brightheart for being the most beautiful, most nice, most kind and most to tidy she cat in the world!
Brightheart- I'm gonna ignore the last part *sniffs
Firestar- you gonna thank me for brining you into the clan yet?
Cloudtail- NOPE! I am soooo happy that I get to work with snow! I love how he is evil! OMG! We could be bffs!
Star- you will not be working with the actual president snow. You shall be working with-
*SCREAMS OFF STAGE*
Tiger- is it a ghost?
Star- is it a monster?
Goosefeather- is it a vole? *smiles at the thought
Star- no, it's, it's…
Tiger and Star- KOOLKAT?
Koolkat- *walks in looking like a snowman* sorry I am late, but I had to go to Antarctica to get some snow!
*crowd laughs, cheers and throws chocolate and roses at her*
Koolkat-thank you everyone, I know! I know! I am awesome! Now please, carry on with the show
Cloudtail- NOOOOO! *smashes forehead on camera*
*lights go out*
Tiger- nobody panic! I'm ok! Now, bob, is the camera still working? Ok. Well, we are going to go now. This chapter shall be put into 2 separate parts.
Star and Koolkat- BYE!
