S.O.C. Kitty
Sisters & Stakeouts
It has been several days, since Kitty quit TUFF. She was enjoying her time off, as she didn't have to worry about, fighting any villians & Dudley getting all of the credit of her work.
Anyways, she was sitting in her apartment & lying on her couch. She was wearing a white T-shirt, dark blue jeans, & white socks.
Her hair was also in a sexy ponytail.
She was watching Maury on her tv. She was also talking on her cell phone.
"Today, on Maury." Maury said on the tv, with self-satisfied smirk on his face. "One man, Twenty women, & fifty babies."
It shows; the man, the women and the babies.
"Yo, Maury." the man said. "I am not the father of those babies! Those bitches just want some money from me, because I'm a rapper!"
The Maury audience boos at the man.
"Shut the f(bleep)k up, Tyrone!" shouted the twenty women, as the brainless sheep Maury audience cheered for the women.
Maury took out the Paternity results.
"I've got the Paternity results of all fifty babies!" he shouted, as he held the results.
The mindless Maury audience applaudes, for some stupid reason.
Maury looks at the results.
"For the fifty babies, (inserts ghetto names), Tyrone. You are; THE FATHER!" he shouted.
Then the women ran up to the man & started beating the hell out of him, as the brainless Maury audience cheers for them.
Maury just laughs his ass off, before he was knocked unconscious by a chair.
The intelligent S.O.C. Kitty audience laughs & applaudes to this.
"Ha!" Kitty laughed.
"What's so funny?" the person on the phone asked.
"Maury, got a chair throwned at him." Kitty laughs. "It was so fuckin' funny."
"Dammit!" sniffed the other person on the phone. "I was, I could've seen it, but I'm on duty with SWAT, right now."
"Don't worry about that, Roz." Kitty said. "It's gonna be on youtube, later."
"That's good." Roz said. "So, Kitty. How are you enjoying your job, at TUFF?"
"Oh." Kitty said. "I quit that fuckin' place."
"What?" Roz asks. "Why you quit?"
"Because, the Chief treated me, like a fuckin' secretary." Kitty started. "And my partner takes all of the credit of my work. So, I quit and I'm gonna start up my very own crime-fighting company."
"That's good, sis." Roz said.
"But there's a problem." Kitty said.
"What is it, sis?" Roz asks. "Lack of funds?"
"No." Kitty said. "I've got the money, to run it. It's just, I need a partner, to start off the company with me."
"Oh." Roz said. "Well, I can always be your partner."
"For real?" Kitty asks.
"Yeah." Roz said. "I'm getting sick & tired of being a SWAT team member. I wanna go up in the world."
"Okay, Roz." Kitty said. "So, when can you get here?"
"I can get there, as soon as possible." Roz said. "I'm in the next city over."
"Oh yeah." Kitty said. "I forgot."
Roz & the audience laughs.
"Well, I gotta get my resignation papers ready, sis." Roz said. "I'll see you later."
"Okay." Kitty said. "Bye."
Then she hangs up the phone.
Then there was a knock on the door.
Kitty gets up & answers it.
She opens up the door, to see Dudley.
"Hey, Dudley." Kitty said.
"Hey, Kitty!" Dudley shouted, as he pounces onto her.
The audience laughs at this.
"I've missed you so much!" he exclaims.
"Dudley." Kitty said, as she pushes Dudley off of him. "It's been about several days, since you saw me."
"I know, that." Dudley said. "But in dog years, that's about 50 years."
Kitty laughs a bit at what Dudley said, as the audience laughs.
"Whatever." she said.
Dudley sits on the couch.
"So, you're watchin' Maury, huh?" he asks.
"Yeah." Kitty said, as she sat down on the couch next to him. "So, how are those assholes going on, without me?"
"Well, the Chief is still pissed from you knocking him into his coffee mug & spilling it all over him." Dudley said.
"That's fuckin' good!" Kitty sniffed. "It serves his ass right!"
"And he's getting behind in his work." Dudley said.
"Good!" Kitty sniffs, as she takes a drink of her lemon ice tea.
"So, how are you been, Kitty?" Dudley asked.
"I've been fine, Dudley." Kitty said, as she sets down her glass.
"So, how's your crime-fighting company's going?" Dudley asked, as the audience laughs.
"I have most of the money, to buy the building." Kitty said. "And when, I get enough money, then I'll open it."
"That's good." Dudley said, as he sighs.
Kitty turns to him.
"What's wrong, Dudley?" she asks.
"It's just, that I miss seeing you at TUFF." Dudley said. "It's not the same."
"Well, Dudley." Kitty started. "That's something, that you gotta get used to."
"Yeah." Dudley said sadly.
"So, what do you wanna do now, Dudley?" Kitty asked.
Dudley's stomach rumbles.
The audience laughs at his ass.
Kitty smiles.
"Looks like, a certain someone's hungry." she said in a teasing voice, as the audience laughs.
"Yeah." Dudley said.
"So, do you wanna go out & get something to eat?" Kitty asks.
"Hell, yeah!" Dudley exclaims, as the audience laughs.
"Okay." Kitty said. "Just let me, get my shoes, jacket, & keys."
Then she goes to her room, to get the items.
A minute later, she comes wearing a green jacket and all black Nikes, with white laces & pink striping.
"Okay, Dudley." she said, as she grabs the keys to the T.U.F.F. mobile. "I'm ready to go."
"So, where are we gonna go to, Kitty?" Dudley asks.
"There's this place called; 'Homey's Fish & More'." Kitty said. "I've heard that, they have delicious fish there."
"But I don't like fish, Kitty." Dudley whined, as the audience laughs at his retardedness.
Kitty smiles.
"They have other items besides fish, Dudley." Kitty said, as she turned off the tv.
"They do?" Dudley asks.
"Yeah." Kitty said. "Let's go."
Then they leave for Homey's Fish & More.
It cutsaway to several days later now.
Kitty was relaxing on her couch again, as she was watching Maury again.
"Today, on Maury." said Maury. "Cheating husbands, abuses wives, & Lie detectors!"
"Boo! Men!" the brainless Maury audience sheep booed.
Kitty rolls her eyes.
"Assholes!" she said, as the audience laughs.
Then her doorbell rings.
"Coming!" Kitty shouted, as she puts on her robe.
She goes to the door & opens it.
There standing there; was a tan cat with red fiery hair, black eyes, a cute triangle-shaped nose, medium to large breasts, hourglass figure, sexy legs and thighs & a big sexy booty.
She was also wearing a dark blue T-shirt, a black baseball cap, which was backwards. Black pants which stops halfway on her thighs, white sock with red & black trim on top & all black Nikes with red trim & white laces.
She looked exactly like Kitty.
"Hey, Kitty." the cat said. "I'm here."
"That's good, Roz." Kitty said. "Come on in."
Then Roz walks in.
"Love the place, sis." Roz said, as she sat down on the couch.
"Thank you, Roz." Kitty said, as she sat down next to her.
"Well, I've got my shit packed up, in my old apartment." Roz said. "Do you think, that I can get an apartment here?"
"I dunno, Roz." Kitty said. "Probably."
"So, you are gonna start your own crime fighting company?" Roz asks.
"Yeah." Kitty responded.
"That's good." Roz said. "So, when are we gonna start it?"
"Well." Kitty said. "We can start now."
Then she takes out some binoculars.
"Do you have your police scanner with you?"
"Hell yeah." Roz said, as she takes out her black SWAT bag.
She takes out a police scanner.
"I've also got some bulletproof vests & some guns." she said. "I'll never leave home without those fuckas."
The audience laughs.
"That's great, sis." Kitty said. "Now, I've got to get changed."
Then she goes to her room.
Minutes later, Kitty comes out of her room.
She was wearing a black T-shirt, black jeans, white socks, & all black Nikes with red laces.
Her hair was still in a ponytail.
The audience whoos at her appearance.
"Okay, Roz." Kitty said, as she grabs her black baseball cap. "Let's go."
"Alright, sis." Roz said, as she turns off the tv & stands up.
Then both Katswell sisters leave Kitty's apartment.
Meanwhile, at TUFF.
The Chief was reading one of his romantic novels, when he got an intel.
"Oh shit!" he exclaims, as he throws away his book, as the audience laughs. "An intel!"
He gets the intel & looks at it.
"Oh shit!" he exclaims. "I better, get my best agent in here!"
Then he presses the button on his intercom.
"AGENT PUPPY! COME INTO MY OFFICE!" he shouted.
Dudley kicks in the Chief's door.
"What is it, Chief?" Dudley asked.
"The Chameleon is robbing Mario's & Luigi's Italian Eatery." the Chief started. "My favorite Italian eatery. I want you & Agent Katswell to stop him."
"Uh, Kitty doesn't work here anymore." Dudley said. "Remember?"
"Oh, yeah. I forgot." the Chief said stupidly.
The audience laughs at his retardedness.
"Anyways, Dudley." the Chief continues. "Go stop his ass!"
"Right, Chief!" Dudley saluted.
Then he runs out of the Chief's office & hops down to the TUFF motorcycle & speeds out of the TUFF garage.
Roz & Kitty was putting stuff into Roz's black SUV, when Roz's police scanner goes off.
"Robbery being committed at Mario's & Luigi's Italian Eatery!" the scanner squawked. "By the Chameleon."
"Oh shit!" Kitty exclaims, as she gets into the passenger seat of the SUV. "Our first criminal! And a lame one at that!"
"Yeah!" Roz exclaims, as she gets into the SUV. "Now, where is it?"
"It's just a couple of blocks down." Kitty said.
"Alright, let's go!" Roz exclaims, as she starts up the SUV & speeds towards Mario's & Luigi's Italian Eatery.
At Mario's & Luigi's Italian Eatery.
Roz stops her SUV, across the Eatery.
"Alright, Kitty." Roz said, as she takes off her shirt, as the audience whoos at her lacey blue bra. "Put on your bulletproof vest."
Kitty takes off her black shirt.
The audience whoos at her sexy lacey black bra.
"Okay." she said, as she put on the bulletproof vest.
Soon the Katswell sisters had their bulletproof vests & their shirts on.
Roz takes out some semi-automatic pistols & some loaded 10mm sub-machine guns.
"Here." she said, as she gave Kitty a semi-automatic pistol & 10mm sub-machine gun.
"Now, that's what I'm talking about!" Kitty exclaims, as she puts the semi-automatic into her holster.
"Are you ready, older sis?" Roz asks, as she put some handcuffs on her pants & sunglasses.
"Yes, Roz!" Kitty said, as she puts on a SWAT team helmet with a visor. "Let's get to it, before that lame-ass TUFF gets here."
"Okay." Roz said, as she puts on a black SWAT team helmet with a visor.
Then both sisters get out of the SUV & runs over to the entrance of Mario's & Luigi's Italian Eatery.
They both knelt down & look inside to see The Chameleon, holding a weapon at one of the owner's head.
"So, are you gonna give me, those free pizzas, with any topping, that I want?" the Chameleon asks angrily, as the audience laughs at his retarded reason for the robbery.
"No-a." said the manager. "You-a only get-a three-a-toppings!"
"Well," the Chameleon started. "Looks like, I'm gonna shoot you dead then."
Then he takes out a blaster & aims it at the owner.
"HOLD IT!" shouted a voice.
"Who dare, say that to me. The Chameleon?" the Chameleon asks.
Then Kitty & Roz jumps in & aims their guns at him.
"HANDS UP IN THE AIR!" Roz shouted.
"Or you die!" Kitty shouted.
The Chameleon turns to them.
"What two SWAT team members?" he asked. "Do you two think, that you can stop me?"
"Yeah!" Kitty & Roz said in unison. "Now, drop your fuckin' weapon!"
The Chameleon turns his weapon at them.
"No. Now you die." he said.
Kitty shoots him in the knee.
The Chameleon drops his weapon.
"OWWWWWW! MY KNEE!" he hollers, as the audience laughs.
"SHUT UP!" Kitty hollers, as she turns to Roz. "Shoot him in the other knee!"
"Okay." Roz said.
Then she shoots the Chameleon in his other knee.
"OWWWWWW! MY OTHER KNEE!" the Chameleon bitched, as the audience laughs.
"SHUT UP!" Kitty shouted.
Then she put the handcuffs on his wrists.
"Your ass is going to the jail!" Kitty said.
"Jail?" the Chameleon repeated like a fucking retard. "Can you take me to the hospital first?"
"NO!" Kitty & Roz shouted at him, as the audience laughs.
Just then, Dudley pulls up in front of the Italian Eatery on the TUFF motorcycle.
He jumps in with his blaster.
"Stop where you are, Chameleon!" he said.
Then he sees, Kitty & Roz.
"Too late, TUFF agent Puppy." Kitty said. "We've stopped the Chameleon."
"Yeah." Roz said.
Kitty turns to the owner.
"Tell everyone, there's a new crime-fighting company in town." she said.
Then she & Roz take the Chameleon to the SUV & throw him into the back of it.
Kitty walks up to the owner of the Italian Eatery.
"Here." she said, as she gives the owner a card. "When there's trouble. Just call us."
Then she leaves & gets into the SUV.
Then Roz drives off to the Petropolis Jail.
The Italian Eatery owner looks at the card.
"Surveillance Over Criminals." he read. "We'll be there before TUFF. I gotta tell the news outlets about this!"
Dudley walks out of the eatery with his head down.
"Damn! Those two cats stopped the Chameleon, before I did." he mutters sadly. "Well, might as well tell the Chief."
Then he gets back on the TUFF motorcycle & goes back to TUFF.
Back at TUFF HQ.
Dudley goes to the Chief's office.
The Chief was reading one of his romantic novels, when Dudley walks in.
"Hey, Chief." Dudley said.
The Chief, scrambles quickly & takes out a book about killing.
The audience laughs at this.
"So, Agent Puppy." he started. "Did you stop the Chameleon & send him off to jail?"
"No, sir." Dudley said.
The Chief turns angrily to Dudley, when he said that.
"WHAT! Why the fuck didn't you!" he asks.
"Because, two cat girls in SWAT team gear stop him & arrested him." Dudley said. "I've got one of their business cards."
He gives the Chief a business card.
The Chief reads it.
"'Surveillance Over Criminals. We'll be there before TUFF.' Oh. Looks like, we're gonna have some competition, son." the Chief said.
"Uh oh." Dudley said. "I'm worried."
The Chief laughs.
"Don't worry, son." he laughs. "By the way this business card is made, this company won't last very long."
Dudley releases a sigh of relief.
"Whoo!" Dudley said. "I thought, I had something to worry about."
"Don't worry about that, Agent Puppy." the Chief said. "Our jobs are safe. You are dismissed for the day."
"ALRIGHT!" Dudley exclaims, as the audience laughs.
Then he runs out of the Chief's office.
"Yep." the Chief said. "We got nothing to worry about."
Then he picks up his romantic novel & start reading it again.
Hours later.
Kitty & Roz was in the black SUV, which was parked in a small alley.
They were staking out a building across the street.
"So, what are we doing here, sis?" Roz asks, as she turns off the SUV.
"We're staking out Murder Inc., Roz." Kitty said, as she took out some binoculars, her notepad & pen.
"Murder Inc.?" Roz asks.
"Yeah." Kitty said. "They're the most notorious drug & street gang in Petropolis."
"Ah." Roz said.
"Yeah." Kitty said.
"So, did you try to stop them, while you were at TUFF?" Roz asks.
"No." Kitty said. "I suggest that to the Chief, but he refused the idea a thousand times & he kept making us, go arrest the same old lame villians over & over again."
"Oh." Roz said. "What a fuckin' loser, eh?"
"Yeah." Kitty said, as the audience laughs.
Then Roz takes out her black bag.
"I've got the proper surveillance equipment, Kitty." she said, as she took out the spy equipment. "Now, we can hear what they're saying."
"That's great, Roz." Kitty said, as she put on the surveillance equipment.
"Thanks." Roz said, as she opens a box of free pizza from Mario's & Luigi's Italian Eatery.
(A/N: Yes. They went back & got some free pizzas from Mario's & Luigi's.)
"At least, we got something to eat & drink." Roz said.
"Yeah." Kitty said. "Now, we don't have to leave & get something to eat or drink."
Then a tan cat girl, with red & black hair, wearing a black shirt, black pants, black Nikes, black vest, & a black baseball cap, which was on backwards; gets out of a black car & goes into the building, that Murder Inc. was.
Kitty & Roz sees her.
"Ah, ha!" Roz said. "There's goes a person now."
"She's one of them." Kitty said. "Do you see the Murder Inc. logo?"
Roz looks at the logo, that was on the cat girl.
"Oh yeah. I see it now." she said.
Then the cat girl gets to the door now.
Kitty was listening carefully.
The slot on the door opens.
A pair of eyes was looking out.
"What's the password?" a voice was heard.
The cat girl clears her throat.
"Dcigscomedy is funny." said the cat girl.
The slot on the door closes.
The whole door opens & the cat girl gangster walks in.
The door slams quickly.
Kitty writes something down on her notepad.
"1600 hours & 30 minutes. One member of Murder Inc. arrives at headquarters." she said, as she writes.
"So, how many members is there, Kitty?" Roz asks.
"There are ten members, Roz." Kitty said. "Ten members."
"Ten." Roz said. "That's pretty normal sized gang there."
"And they're armed with guns & shit." Kitty said.
"Oh." Roz said. "Well, at least we got plenty of weapons to combat them though."
"Yeah." Kitty said.
Then a black Dodge pickup pulls up in front of the building.
A white dog, wearing a black shirt, black vest, black pants, black dew rag, & black cap walks up to the door.
He knocks on it.
The slot on the door opens.
"What's the password?" said the guy behind the door.
"Dcigscomedy is funny." said the male dog.
The slot on the door closes & the door opens.
The dog gangster walks in.
The door slams behind him.
"1600 hours. 30 minutes & 15 seconds." Kitty said, as she writes down the information. "Another member of Murder Inc. arrives at headquarters."
Hours later.
It was almost 10:00.
There was a lot more cars at the hideout now.
Kitty had her notepad full of information.
"Well, I have a lot of information about Murder Inc." she said, as she closes up her notepad.
Roz was asleep.
The audience laughs at her.
"Roz!" Kitty said.
Roz wakes up.
"Huh? What? Where?" she asked, as the audience laughs at her.
"I said, that I have plenty of information about Murder Inc." Kitty said.
"Oh, that's good, sis." Roz said.
Then she sees the gang walks out of the headquarters.
"Oh shit!" she said. "They're leaving."
"Well, I've got plenty of information about them." Kitty said. "That's enough for the day."
Then the gang members get into their rides & started leaving.
"Looks like, they're done for the night." Roz said.
Then her police scanner goes off.
"Attempted robbery at Damon's Supermarket." the scanner said.
"Alright. Another call!" Kitty said, as she turns to Roz. "Step on it, Roz!"
"RIGHT!" Roz said.
Then she turns on the SUV & puts the pedal to the medal and speeds the hell out of the dark alley.
At Damon's Supermarket on the North side, minutes later.
There, standing there was some thugs with guns.
They had just stolen cash & food from the store.
"Ha!Ha!Ha!" laughed the thugs. "This is the best robbery, that we ever had!"
"Yeah." said another thug. "Nobody, didn't stop us!"
Just then, Roz's SUV pulls up.
Kitty & Roz jumps out of the SUV & aims their 10mm machine guns at them.
"Not so fast, assholes!" Kitty shouted. "You are under arrest!"
"Yo!" said a thug. "We ain't gonna be ordered, by some broad. Especially, two broads, who are cats!"
Roz turns to Kitty, as the audience ooohs at this.
"You heard that, Kitty?" Roz asks. "He called us, a bunch of broads."
"Yes, Roz." Kitty said. "I heard."
"What do you think, we should do?" Roz asks.
"This, my dear sister." Kitty said, as the audience laughs.
She takes out her semi-automatic pistol & shoots the head thug's knees.
"OWWWWWWWWWW!" the thug cried, as he gets on the ground.
The audience laughs at him.
The rest of the thugs aim their guns at them.
Roz aims her 10mm machine gun.
"Don't you think about it!" she shouted. "Now get on the motherfuckin' ground now!"
The thugs let down their guard & get down on the ground.
"Throw your weapons away!" Kitty shouted.
The thugs kept a hold of their weapons.
"JUST DO IT!" shouted Roz.
The thugs drop their weapons & get onto the ground.
Then Kitty starts arresting the thugs, as the audience applaudes.
Just then, some news report vans pulls up.
Some news reporters run up to them.
Wolf Spitzer was one of them.
"I'm Wolf Spitzer, and I'm here at Damon's Supermarket, where two cops stop a robbery." he said.
Then he goes up to Kitty.
"So, tell me, Miss. How did you do it?"
"Well," Kitty started. "I don't like to brag."
Spitzer droops down a bit.
"But I'll do it anyways!" Kitty said in a happier tone, as the audience laughs.
Spitzer perks up, as the audience laughs.
"Well, we drove up." Kitty started. "And the assholes."
Then she stops.
"Should I say that?" she asks.
"Yes, sure." Spitzer said. "Foul language is American!"
The audience laughs.
"So, anyways." Kitty started. "The assholes were running out of the supermarket."
"Yeah. We got put our gear on." Roz said. "And we jumped out of our ride."
"Then I shot the head thug in the knee." Kitty said. "Making them weak & defenseless."
"Then I yelled at the rest of the bastards & aim my gun at them." Roz said. "And they gave up, like little pussies."
"Wow." Wolf Spitzer said. "That's some bravery. You did it, by yourselves? You didn't need TUFF's help?"
"TUFF?" Kitty asked.
"Yeah. TUFF." Spitzer said. "You've heard of them, haven't you?"
"Of course." Kitty said. "We didn't need TUFF's help. This job is too advanced for them."
"And we use real guns, too!" Roz added.
"Interesting." said another reporter.
"So, who are you brave people?" Spitzer asks.
"We're SOC. The newer, better, & sexier protector of Petropolis." Kitty & Roz said.
"Alrighty then." Spitzer said with a smile, as he turns to the camera. "So, there you have it, Petropolis. Watch out, TUFF. There's a brand new crime fighting company in town."
Then he turns back to Kitty & Roz.
"What are your names?" he asks.
Roz turns to Kitty.
"Should we sis?" she asks.
Kitty nodded.
"Yeah." Kitty started. "I want those assholes at TUFF, to see it's me doing their jobs!"
The audience laughs as Kitty turns to Spitzer.
"My name is; Kitty Katswell." she said.
"Okay." Spitzer said, as he turns to Roz. "And you?"
"I'm Roz Katswell." Roz replies.
"Okay." Spitzer said, as he turns back to the camera. "There you have it, Petropolis. Kitty & Roz Katswell. The SOC team. Protecting Your City. I'm Wolf Spitzer and this is KPET news."
Then a photographer walks up with a camera.
"Would you like to pose for a picture?" he asks. "I work for the newspaper company."
"Hell, yeah!" the Katswell sisters exclaims happily, as the audience laughs.
"Okay." the photographer said. "On the count of 3. You pose. Okay?"
"Yeah." Kitty & Roz said.
"Alright." the photographer said. "1. 2. 3!"
The Katswell sisters do a sexy pose, as the photographer takes the photo.
The audience applaudes to this.
Well. Looks like this has been an interesting chapter. Kitty's sister; Roz Katswell joins her along with fighting assholes & starting SOC. The Chameleon gets arrested, as SOC's first arrest. Kitty & Roz stakeout Murder Inc. & they stopped thugs, that robbed at supermarket & get news media attention.
Will SOC continue it's success? Will they get Murder Inc? Will they more media attention? Will TUFF find out? Will Dudley work harder or will he remain lazy? Will Tyrone take care of his 50 babies? Will Maury get more ratings for his shitty show? Tune in next chapter! Read & review!