SOC Kitty
Moving on Up
It has been several days since, Kitty & Roz Katswell, aka SOC made the local news & newspapers. This has been the biggest & the most popular discussed topic among everyone in Petropolis. From Social media, to word-of-mouth. SOC was discussed.
It shows, Kitty's apartment now.
Kitty & Roz was watching tv.
The audience whoos, cheers, whistles, & applauds for them.
The Katswell sisters were watching; 'The Steve Wilkos Show'.
It shows the tv.
There was a man sitting on stage.
Steve Wilkos was shouting.
The man's name was; Robert.
"Steve. Please help me." the man pleaded. "My wife, keeps beatin' my ass everyday, for no reason."
Steve looks at him.
"First of all, Robert." he said, as he puts an emphasis on the name Robert, as the Steve Wilkos audience laughs. "You're sitting on my stage. To tell your story, I want you to stand up."
So the man rolls his eyes & he stands up.
"Now, tell me your story." Wilkos said, as he sat down on a chair on the stage.
"STEVE!" the brainless Steve Wilkos chanted.
"My wife, keeps beating the hell out of me, everyday Steve." Robert said. "I get home from work & my wife beats me up."
Wilkos laughs.
"Ha! What a f(bleep)king pussy!" he laughs.
The Wilkos Show audience laughs.
"But I'm not a pussy." the man cried. "I am one of those guys, who believe that hitting women is wrong."
"Oh." Wilkos said. "Why didn't you leave?"
"I did." the man said. "But she dragged my ass back into the house."
Then the wife runs out on stage.
"How dare you?" she shouted. "I didn't do no such thing!"
She slaps him, as the Wilkos audience cheers like mindless sheep.
"Yeah, you did, Shanakia." Robert cried. "How did I get this bruise on my arm then?"
"You fell down da f(bleep)in' stairs at home!" Shanakia shouted.
Wilkos steps up to the man.
"Did you hit her!" he shouted in the man's face.
"Steve!" the man started. "I told you, that I don't hit women!"
"Yeah." Shanakia said. "He hits me."
"NO, I DON'T!" the man shouted.
Steve starts getting even more pissed now.
"I'M TIRED OF YOU!" he shouted. "NOW, GET OFF MY STAGE!"
The mindless sheep audience applauds to this.
"STEVE!" they chanted.
"But Steve." Robert said. "I didn't do it!"
Then Steve, a bouncer, & Steve's ugly-ass wife runs up to him.
"YES, YOU DID!" Steve shouted. "PUNKS LIKE YOU, MAKE ME SICK! NOW, GET OUT OF MY CITY!"
The man, having enough, punches Steve in the face & started beating up everyone on stage which includes, his ghetto wife, all of the Wilkos Show security, & Wilkos' ugly wife.
The mindless sheep audience chants Steve's name, while some of them started chanting Robert's name.
"STEVE! ROBERT!" the mindless sheeple said, as the SOC Kitty audience laughs.
It shows, Roz again.
"Ha!" Roz said. "Now, that was funny!"
"That show is so fuckin' fake." Kitty started. "Why do everyone, keep going on there for paternity tests & lie-detector test and shit like that?"
"I think, the show is trying to become the next Maury, sis." Roz said, as the audience laughs.
"Yeah." Kitty said, as she picks up the newspaper. "Have you seen the news or the newspaper from the last several days, Roz?"
"Yeah." Roz said. "They said, that we're the hot shit."
"I know, that's right." Kitty said.
"So, are we going to get Murder Inc. today, sis?" Roz asks, as she drinks some of her orange juice.
"Probably, Roz." Kitty said, as she takes out her notepad from hammerspace. "I've got plenty of information about Murder Inc. and their plans."
"That's good." Roz said.
"I wonder, if those assholes at TUFF miss me?" Kitty asks. "I bet the news of SOC, got that good-for-nothing old drunk is pretty pissed."
At TUFF.
The Chief was reading the newspaper.
He was angry because, of SOC's getting notice by the media.
"Grrrrrrr!" he growled. "The bitch!"
Then he presses his intercom.
"Tammy!" he started. "Can you get all of the TUFF Agents for me, please?"
"Sorry, Mr. Dumbrowski." Tammy said from the intercom. "It's my break time."
"What!" the Chief asks. "You can't take a break now!"
"Yes, I can, Mr. Dumbrowski." Tammy said snootily. "It's in my contract. See ya."
"Tammy! TAMMY!" the Chief shouted. "That god damn rabbit! I should fire her lame ass!"
The audience laughs.
The Chief presses a button on his PA system.
"ALL TUFF AGENTS, REPORT TO MY OFFICE, FOR AN IMPORTANT MEETING!" he shouted.
Then all of the TUFF agents appear.
"What is it, Chief?" Dudley asks. "Have someone, been eating Keswick's lunch again?"
Then he burps up a paper bag that said; Keswick.
The audience laughs at his retardedness & gluttony.
"God da-da-dammit, Agent Puppy!" Keswick sniffs. "You ate my la-la-lunch! Again! Why I outta..."
"Don't you dare!" the Chief shouted at Keswick. "Don't you hurt, my best agent!"
Keswick rolls his eyes, as the audience laughs.
"Anyways." the Chief said. "Did any of you, watched the news or read the newspaper over the last several days?"
"No." all of the TUFF agents said. "The news sucks dick."
The audience laughs.
"Well, have any one of you got a; 'Headpage' account or some shit like that?" the Chief asks.
Dudley raises his hand.
"I do, Chief!" he said.
"That's good, son." the Chief said. "Do you know, who or what SOC is?"
"Yeah." Dudley said. "I do know, what SOC is."
"That's great." the Chief said. "I'm glad, that one of my agents got knowledge of social media."
"Hey!" Keswick sniffs. "I've got a Ha-Ha-Headbook account!"
The Chief turns to him.
"Like anyone cares, Mr. Scientist!" he said, as the audience laughs.
"Did you just use a Sa-Sa-South Park reference?" Keswick asks.
"Yeah, I did. Mr. Scientist." the Chief said again.
Keswick rolls his eyes, as the audience laughs.
The Chief turns back to Dudley.
"Anyways, Agent Puppy." the Chief continued. "What do you know about SOC?"
"Well, Chief." Dudley started. "SOC is Kitty's new crime-fighting company."
"So, it is." the Chief said, as he turns to the other background TUFF agents. "Looks like, we actually got competition now."
All of the agents gasped, as the audience laughs.
"I wonder, if she ha-ha-haves health benefits?" Keswick wonders.
The Chief turns to him.
"Keep interrupting and you'll soon find out, asshole!" the Chief sniffs.
Then he turns his attention back to all the other TUFF agents.
"Anyways. Not to worry." the Chief reassured them. "We can be one step ahead of SOC. Just listen for any intels, that might come up."
"Okay, chief!" all of the TUFF agents said, as they saluted.
"And be on your toes too!" the Chief said.
"Yes sir!" the TUFF agents said.
"Now, you all are dismissed." the Chief said.
Then all of the TUFF agents leave the Chief's office.
Keswick was about to leave, when the Chief stops him.
"Where are you going, Mr. Scientist?" the Chief asks him.
"Ba-Ba-Back to work, Chief." Keswick said.
"I don't think so." the Chief barked. "I want you, to go & make me some coffee."
"Wha-Wha-What?" Keswick asks, astounded. "Why would a person of my..."
"SHUT UP & DO IT!" the Chief hollers in Keswick's face, as the audience laughs.
"Dammit!" Keswick mutters under his breath, as the audience laughs at his situation. "Fa-Fa-Fuckin' drunken flea!"
He returns with the Chief's coffee five minutes later.
"Here's your ga-ga-goddamn coffee!" Keswick sniffs.
"Good." the Chief said. "Now, set it down and I'll get it."
Then he gets an Intel.
"Get that Intel for me, Scientist." the Chief ordered.
"Yes, sir." Keswick said, as he got the Intel. "Ha-Ha-Here!"
The Chief reads it.
"Oh, shit! This is bad!" he exclaims, as he presses the button on his intercom. "Agent Puppy. Come to my office!"
Then Dudley kicks in the Chief's door.
"What is it, Chief?" Dudley asks. "Did someone, steal your lunch again?"
Then he burps up a lunchbox, that had Cosmo & Wanda from the Fairly Oddparents on it.
The audience laughs at his retarded ass.
"No." the Chief continues, ignoring the fact that Dudley ate all of his lunch. "My favorite restaurant; Moore's ribs & wings, is being held by the Cape Cod. Please go stop his ass."
"Right, Chief!" Dudley exclaims.
Then he holds onto his groin, as his stomach rumbles loudly.
"Right after, I use the little dogs' room." he said, as the audience laughs.
Then he goes to the bathroom.
"He's such as good agent." the Chief said.
"Wha-Wha-Whatever." Keswick said, as he rolls his eyes.
The Chief turns to Keswick.
"You may go now, Keswick." he said. "I'll call you, when it's time for lunch. So, I can tell you to buy me some lunch."
Keswick, still pissed walks out of the Chief's office, cussing under his breath.
"I'll sha-sha-show him! I sha-sha-show his ass!" he sniffs, as the audience laughs.
Then he gets an evil idea.
He smirks evilly, as the audience laughs.
"I just know, how to get his ass!" he said.
Then he takes out his cell phone & goes into his laboratory.
Back at Kitty's apartment.
"Probably." Kitty said.
Then her cell phone rings.
She answers it.
"Surveillance Over Criminals. Chief Kitty Katswell speaking." she said.
"There's a robbery at Moore's ribs & wings." said a deep voice on the phone.
"Okay, sir." Kitty said. "Who's holding up the place?"
"The Cape Cod." the deep voice man said.
"Okay, sir." Kitty said. "We'll be there."
She turns off her phone & turns to Roz.
"Well, Roz. Looks like, we got a robbery in progress." she said.
"Good." Roz said, as she stood up. "Where at?"
"At Moore's ribs & wings." Kitty said. "Grab a tennis ball."
"Why, sis?" Roz asks, as she picks up a tennis ball.
"It's something, to distract TUFF agent Dudley Puppy with, when he shows up." Kitty said, as she throws the tennis ball into her pocket and the audience laughs.
"I get it." Roz said, as she grabs her gun & police scanner. "Okay, sis. Let's go!"
"To the SOC SUV!" Kitty said.
Then they run out of Kitty's apartment.
At Moore's ribs & wings.
Kitty & Roz pulls up in front of the restaurant.
"So, who are we fighting against, sis?" Roz asks, as she gets her gun.
"The Cape Cod." Kitty said.
"What? We're gonna fight a fish?" Roz asks.
Then she starts laughing her ass off.
"Yeah." Kitty said.
"Really?" Roz asks, as she keeps laughing. "What's the point of bringing my gun, if we're gonna fight a little fishy? Ha!Ha!Ha!"
"Well, this fishy can blow your ass up." Kitty said. "So, I advise you to bring your gun & a cooler."
"Okay." Roz said, as she grabs her gun and cooler.
Then they stood outside of the restaurant.
Inside of Moore's Ribs & wings.
The Cape Cod was bitching & holding the place up.
"Alright, Mr. worker of this place." Cape Cod started. "Tell me, why you kill & cook fish here?"
"Because, we can sir." the worker said.
"Gimme the manager!" Cape Cod demanded.
"And what if I don't?" the worker said. "What are you gonna do to me? Die on me? I outta just pick you up & fry your ass now!"
Then the worker was about to grab the Cape Cod, when he takes out his blaster & shoots the worker in the knee.
"OW! MY FUCKIN' KNEE!" the worker cried, as he held his knee & got onto the floor.
"Now, you will be taking me seriously now." the Cape Cod said. "Now, are you going to take fish off your menu now?"
"Go to hell!" the worker said.
"Well, you must perish then!" Cape Cod shouted, as he aims one of his small missiles at him.
"Hold it right there, Cape Cod!" Kitty shouted.
Then she & Roz jumps in.
They aim their guns at the Cape Cod.
"You're not perishing anybody on my watch!" Kitty said.
The stupid fish turns to them.
"Well. Well. Well. What do we got here?" he said. "Two land felines with guns. Do you think, you two can stop me?"
"Hell, yeah." Roz said, as she puts a finger on the trigger. "Now, let the worker go & no one will get hurt."
"Fat chance, land feline!" Cape Cod said. "This fish killer will die..."
Then he started changing a bunch of colors.
"I can't breathe!" he cries, as the audience laugh at his pain.
Then he falls onto the floor & hops back to his fish bowl.
"Ahhhhhhh!" he said.
Kitty picks up the fish bowl & pours the contents into the cooler and Roz locks it up.
The audience applauds to this.
"Damn! That was easy." Roz said.
"Yep." Kitty said.
Then Dudley shows up on the TUFF motorcycle & the KPET news van did also.
Wolf Spitzer was interviewing Kitty & Roz again.
"Looks like, SOC did it again!" Spitzer said with a smile on his face. "They stopped some lame villain called; the Cape Cod from committing a murder at Moore's ribs & wings."
"Yep. We sure did." Kitty said as she opens up the cooler & takes out the Cape Cod. "He is lame."
"Hey! I am not lame!" Cape Cod shouted. "I will rule this world!"
"He's a nazi!" Spitzer shouted, as the audience laughs.
"What!" Cape Cod exclaims. "I'm not nazi! I'm..."
"Shut the fuck up!" Kitty shouted, as she throws the Cape Cod back into the cooler.
"So, tell me how you captured him?" Spitzer asked.
"Well, he just kept talking, until he needed air." Roz said.
"Yeah." Kitty said. "And he started gasping for water. Then he jumped into his fish bowl."
"And we poured him into the cooler." Roz said. "Had TUFF done it, they probably would fuck it up."
"Yeah." Kitty added, as the audience laughs.
"Wow!" Spitzer said. "Amazing! This is Wolf Spitzer of KPET news at Moore's ribs & wings, reporting."
Dudley held his head down.
"Looks like, SOC beat me to it again." he said sadly.
Then Kitty & Roz walks past him, with the news cameramen following them & a small crowd of followers.
"Excuse us!" Roz said. "SOC coming through."
Then Kitty throws the locked cooler in the back of Roz's suv. They get into the suv & speeds off towards the Petropolis Prison.
The audience applauds to them.
Dudley turns on his communicator.
"Chief. This is Dudley." he said.
"Did you stop the robbery, Agent Puppy?" the Chief asks.
"No." Dudley said. "Kitty's company got to it, before I did."
"Dammit!" the Chief sniffs. "Well, come on back, son."
"Yes, Chief." Dudley said & turns off his communicator. "Kitty's getting us good."
Then he gets on the TUFF motorcycle & goes back to TUFF.
Several days later.
It's been several days, since Kitty & Roz stopped the Cape Cod.
This latest arrest, got everyone in the city buzzing over SOC & TUFF.
Anyways. There was a knock on Kitty's door.
"I'll get it, Roz." she said, as she answers the door.
There standing there was the mailman.
"Kitty Katswell?" he asks.
"Yeah?" she asks.
"Here's your mail." the mailman said & gives her mail.
"Thanks." she said & closes the door.
She looks through the mail.
"Hey, guess what Roz?" Kitty asks.
"What?" Roz asks.
"We got several checks from our fans out there." Kitty said.
"How much?" Roz asks.
Kitty takes out the checks.
"One check says; $1,000." she read one. "Another one says; $200,000,000 dollars. Another one says; $500,000,000. dollars."
"Whoa!" Roz said. "That's enough to buy a building for SOC!"
"Yeah!" Kitty said. "We're moving on up!"
Then she & Roz starts dancing.
The audience whoos, cheers, laughs, & applauds to this.
"I wonder, what those assholes at TUFF are doing?" Kitty asks.
At TUFF.
All the TUFF agents were sleeping, reading comic books, on their Headbook pages on their laptops & shit like that.
The Chief was being massaged by Tammy.
"Ahhhhhh! That feels good, Tammy!" he said.
Tammy rolls her eyes.
"I don't get paid enough for this!" she sighs, as the audience laughs.
"Less talky. More massagy!" the Chief orders as the audience laughs.
Tammy sighs.
"You should be glad, Ta-Ta-Tammy." Keswick started. "Be glad, that you don't have to massage Agent Pa-Puppy."
"KESWICK!" Dudley shouted. "Massage my feet!
"For the love of god!" Keswick shouted. "I not a fa-fa-fuckin' secretary!"
"Do it!" the Chief shouted, as he throws a book at Keswick.
The audience laughs.
"Whatever!" Keswick sniffs.
Then he goes over & starts massaging Dudley's nasty-ass feet.
"Yuck!" Keswick cries. "This sha-sha-shit's disgusting!"
"Oh yeah!" Dudley said. "That feels good, Keswick!"
Then the Chief gets an Intel.
He notices it.
"Mr. Scientist! Gimme that Intel!" he orders.
"Whatever." Keswick said, as he got the Intel.
He gives it to the Chief.
"Good." the Chief said. "Now, go get Agent Puppy some snacks!"
"Yeah!" Dudley shouted with a full mouth, as the audience laughs. "I want some more sandwiches!"
"Right a-away." Keswick said angrily, as he leaves the Chief's office.
The Chief looks at the Intel.
"There's a robbery at Petropolis' First National Bank!" he exclaims. "Agent Puppy. I want you to go there, before Katswell's company stops it!"
Dudley sits up & puts his shirt back on.
"Right, Chief!" he said, as he swallows the last of his sandwich.
Then he goes to the TUFF motorcycle & goes to Petropolis' First National Bank.
"Can I go?" Tammy asks.
"Fuck no!" the Chief shouted. "Now you gotta give me a happy ending!"
Tammy sighs angrily, as she starts massaging the horny old flea's groin.
"I shouldn't have dropped out of law school." she said, as the audience laughs at her pain.
Back at Kitty's apartment.
"They're probably doing something stupid & retarded." Roz said.
Then Kitty's cell phone rings.
"Surveillance Over Criminals. Chief Kitty Katswell speaking." she said.
"There's a robbery at Petropolis' First National Bank!" shouted the deep voiced person again. They're armed!"
"Okay." Kitty said. "We'll be there!"
Then she turns off her phone & turns to Roz.
"Come on, Roz. We can cash those checks later." she said, as she puts on her SWAT team helmet. "We got a armed robbery at the Petropolis' First National Bank."
"Alright!" Roz said, as she puts on her bulletproof vest and grabs her gun. "Let's go & kick some ass!"
Then they leave for the bank.
At Petropolis' First National Bank.
The robbers were heavily armed.
There was two of them.
"GIVE US THE GODDAMN MONEY!" shouted one of them, as they shot into the ceiling.
The bank tellers give them the bags of money.
One of the robbers look into the bag & took out a dye bag.
"Hey! There's a dye bag in here!" said the second robber.
The first robber turns to the bank tellers.
"Alright! Which one of you, put a dye bag in here!" the head robber shouted. "HUH!"
The banker raised his hand.
"I did." he said meekly.
The head robber shoots him in the knee.
"OW! MY KNEE!" shouted the banker, as he gets on the floor and holds his knee in pain.
"That's what you get, for putting a dye bag into our fuckin' loot!" shouted the head robber.
Then Dudley arrives at the bank first.
"Ha! I've made it!" he exclaims happily. "Now to stop the robbers!"
Then he goes inside of the bank & points his blaster at the robbers.
"In the name of the Turbo Undercover Fighting Force, you assholes, are under arrest!" Dudley shouted.
"Oh yeah?" the robbers said, as they aimed their M-16's at him. "That's what you think!"
Then they started shooting at Dudley.
He gets hit in the shoulder & in his left arm.
"OWWWW!" he cries, as he ducks behind a turned over table. "I've been hit!"
Then he gets on his communicator.
"Chief! This is Dudley!" he said.
"Did you stop the bank robbery, son?" the Chief asks.
"No." Dudley cried. "I've been hit!"
"Oh shit!" the Chief exclaims. "I'll send some more agents down there!"
"Hurry!" Dudley cries. "I'm bleeding here!"
Then Roz's SUV pulls up behind the TUFF motorcycle.
"I see, that Dudley's here." Kitty said. "Something tells me, that he's probably in there, trying to stop the robbery by himself."
"And probably, with a blaster too, right?" Roz asks.
"Yeah." Kitty said.
Roz looks over a black dodge pickup across the street.
"Oh shit!" she exclaims.
"What?" Kitty asks.
"That's the Murder Inc. pickup." Roz said. "So, they're behind all of this shit!"
"Well, it's a good thing, that we got AR-15's, AK-47's, M16's, semi-automatics, 10mm sub machine guns, M4 Carbines with the burst modes, & a shitload of ammunition." Kitty said. "We can take them down."
"Yeah." Roz said. "As I studied from those stakeouts of them. They used AK-47's, M-16's & drum magazines. And some of them are probably modified illegally right?"
"Yeah." Kitty said, as she puts her body armor on. "Are you ready, Roz?"
Roz puts on her body armor.
"Yeah." she said.
"Let's go!" Kitty said, as she got out of the SUV.
They were about to go into the bank, when a cop stops them.
"Where do you think, you two are going?" he asks in a annoying tone.
"We're SOC." Kitty said, as she gives him her card. "I'm Chief Kitty Katswell. We're here to stop the robbery & the possible hostage situation."
The cop reads the card.
"Okay. You can pass." the cop said. "It's not like, we can stop them."
"Good." Kitty said, as she & Roz goes by the cop.
They rush in & aim their weapons at them.
"Alright, Murder Inc." Kitty shouted. "In the name of the Surveillance Over Criminals, you are under arrest!"
The two Murder Inc. members starts shooting at Kitty & Roz.
The Katswell sisters duck behind another turn over table & return fire.
"Whew! That was close!" Kitty said.
"I've been in this kind of shit before, sis." Roz said, as she picks up her AK & shoots at the two Murder Inc. members.
The shot lands into one of the Murder Inc. member's hand & knee.
"MY KNEE!" the second robber shouted.
"Ha! Got one!" Roz shouted.
"OHHHH! YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN, BITCH!" shouted the first bank robber & leader.
Then he starts shooting his weapon at Roz.
Roz ducks back behind the table.
"Only, one to go!" she said.
"I'll handle it, Roz!" Kitty said, as she stands up.
The lone Murder Inc. bank robber shoots his gun at her.
"DIE, BITCH!" he shouted.
Kitty swerves out of the way of the bullets.
"No. You die!" she retorted, as she takes out her M16 & starts shooting at the Murder Inc. member.
The bullets hits his chest.
"Ha!" he laughed. "I got a bulletproof vest. You can't gun me down, but I can gun your ass down!"
Then he aims his AK at Kitty & starts shooting.
Kitty sees this & ducks back behind the table.
She grabs her M4 & aims at the Murder Inc.'s member, groin area.
"You may be armored on your chest." Kitty said, as she puts a finger on the trigger. "But there's a certain area on your body, that you don't have armor at!"
Then she pulls on the trigger.
The bullet hits the guy's groin, making him drop his gun.
"OWWW! MY FUCKIN' BALLS!" the Murder Inc. member cries, as the audience laughs at his pain.
Then Kitty goes over to him & kicks away his gun.
Roz goes over to him & starts taking away his other guns.
"That should be the least of your worries, stubby." Roz said, as she put handcuffs on him. "Your worries should be about that inmate, that's gonna fuck your ass in the jail cell!"
The audience laughs at Roz's joke.
"That was a good one, Roz." Kitty said.
"Thanks, sis." Roz said. "I come up with a good one, every now & then."
"So, do I." said the Murder Inc. member, as he turns to the second Murder Inc. member, who was wounded. "Semi! Shoot the bitches!"
"Right, Diesel!" Semi said, as he picks up his AK-47 with the drum magazine & aims it at Roz. "See you in hell, cat!"
He shoots off the AK.
The bullet hits Roz in the chest.
Roz smiles evilly at him.
"I have body armor on, fucktard." she said, as she takes out her semi-automatic pistol & aims it at Semi's head. "Now, put down the weapon, or the next thing you're gonna see is, the fuckin' devil himself!"
Semi puts down his gun.
"Now, throw it away." Roz orders.
Semi tosses his gun towards Roz.
"Now, lay flat on the floor." she ordered.
Semi doesn't do it.
"DO IT!" Roz shouted. "LAY FLAT ON THE FUCKIN' FLOOR!"
Semi lays flat onto the floor.
Then Roz goes over to him & put handcuffs on his wrists, as the audience applauds.
Kitty then walks up to the middle of the bank.
"Everyone!" she shouted in a loud voice. "This is Kitty Katswell. The Chief of SOC. The robbers have been subdued. You can leave the bank now!"
Then all of the patrons of the bank, started leaving the bank now.
"Well, that's everyone." Roz said.
Then Kitty then sniffs.
"No, I don't think so, Roz." she said. "I smell, someone. Someone, who's bleeding."
She turns to another turned over table.
"Over there, Roz!" she said.
Then Roz goes over to the turned over table & sees Dudley, still bleeding.
"Uh, we got a situation over here." Roz said outloud. "We got a bleeder."
Kitty runs over to Roz & sees Dudley bleeding.
"Dudley?" she asks.
Dudley looks up at her.
"Kitty?" he asks. "Help me. I'm bleeding, like a fuckin' fish here!"
"Don't worry, Dudley." Kitty said. "Even though, I don't work for TUFF anymore, I'll help you."
"Thanks, Kitty." Dudley said, as he smiles weakly.
Soon.
The news media was there, covering the bank robbery & the arrest of the two Murder Inc. gang members, and SOC stopping the robbery. They were also interviewing the hostages & the bank president, as well as Kitty & Roz.
"So, tell everyone in the Petropolis Metro area, what happened." A news reporter said to Kitty.
"Well. It happened like this." Kitty started. "We crash into the bank & the robbers started shooting at us."
"Yeah. And we was like; 'Oh shit!" Roz said.
"And we ducked behind a turned over table & start shooting at their asses." Kitty said. "And I shot the second gunman, right in the knee. And he falls down."
"Then I stood up & shot at the first gunman." Roz said. "Then he started coming towards us."
"And I picked up my gun & shot him in the groin." Kitty added. "Then I arrested his ass."
"Then the second gunman pulls his gun on me." Roz started. "And he shoots at me."
"Oh my god!" Spitzer said. "He did?"
"Yes." Roz said. "But luckily, I had my gun on me & I threatened to blow his fuckin' brains out."
"And he gave up." Kitty finished.
"Wow! Amazing." Spitzer said, as he turns to Dudley. "And you sir. Work for TUFF, right?"
"Yeah." Dudley said.
"You got shot, huh?" Spitzer said.
"Yep." Dudley said.
Just then, the bank president runs up to Kitty & Roz.
"I have some news!" he said. "Since SOC saved my bank & everyone in it; I would like to reward them a check for $91.5 million dollars!"
Then he gives them a big check.
Everyone applauds, as Kitty & Roz holds the check with pride.
The audience applauds to this.
"Wow!" Kitty said. "This is enough, for us to buy a building for SOC!"
"And several cars & weapons!" Roz added.
"Hell." Kitty said. "We can hire more people now, to ease the work on us!"
"YEAH!" Roz exclaims, as the audience laughs.
"That's good news!" Spitzer said. "There you have it, folks. SOC have arrested two members of the notorious gang; Murder Inc., and they got the money, to buy them a brand new headquarters."
Then news photographers.
"Wanna pose for a picture?" they asked.
"Sure." said the Katswell twins in unison.
"Alright." said the photographer, as he readies his camera. "Say, cheese."
"How about we just smile instead?" Kitty suggested.
"Okay." the photographer said. "Smile."
Then Kitty & Roz smiled, while holding the check.
The picture was taken.
"Alright." the photographer said. "Thanks, girls."
Kitty turns to the bank president.
"We wanna cash this check in, sir." she said.
"Okay, Ms. Katswell!" the bank president said. "Follow me."
Then Kitty & Roz follows the bank president & go into the bank.
At the bank president's office.
The Katswell sisters were sitting at his desk, as the bank president was getting all of the money.
"Damn! Things must be looking up for us, sis!" Roz exclaims.
"Yep." Kitty said. "They sure are, Rozzie."
The bank president comes out, wheeling two carts full of money.
The audience whoos at the money.
"Here's your money, girls." the bank president said. "Do you need help with that?"
"Yes." Kitty said. "We need a escort out to the SUV, please?"
"Okay." the bank president said, as he pressed a button on his intercom. "Send in two bank guards please?"
Then two bank guards walk in.
"Yes?" they asked.
"I want you to escort all SOC & all this money to Ms. Katswell's apartment." the bank president said.
"Alright." the bank president said, as they push the two carts out of the bank president's office, with Kitty & Roz following.
"Thanks." Kitty called out to the bank president.
Next day.
Kitty & Roz was sitting at a real estate agent's office now.
They were looking for the perfect building for SOC.
"How about this one, sis?" Roz asks, as she gives Kitty a photo of five story building.
"No." Kitty said. "I want a building, that's taller than TUFF's lame-ass building."
Then the real estate agent walks in.
"Mrs. Katswell?" he asks.
"Both of us." said the Katswell sisters.
"And who's in charge of SOC?" the real estate agent asks.
"I am." Kitty said. "I'm the Chief."
"Okay." the real estate agent started. "So, what type of building, are you looking into buying?"
"We're looking for a building, that's taller than that TUFF building." Kitty started.
"And maybe further down the street from it too." Roz said.
"Ah ha!" the real estate agent said. "Looks like, I found you the right building, girls. Follow me."
Then they leave for the new building.
Soon.
They arrive at a 30 story building.
"Here we go, girls." the real estate agent said. "Here's the building."
"That's the new building, that they built two months ago." Kitty said. "I've read about this building in the newspaper."
"And no one, haven't moved in yet." Roz said. "Damn economy!"
The audience laughs.
"So, what's inside?" Kitty asked the real estate agent. "Is it clean? Is it neat?"
"Of course it is, Ms. Katswell." the real estate agent said. "No one's been in it, since it was builted. The floors are carpeted. There's a training area/gym. A employee's lounge. A break room. Bathrooms, and a underground garage."
"That sounds good." Kitty said.
"Yeah." Roz said.
"We'll take it!" Kitty exclaims happily, as the audience laughs.
"That's great." the real estate agent said, as he took out a contract. "Here read all of it, Ms. Katswell."
So, Kitty reads the contract.
"Okay." she said. "I'll sign it."
Then she signs it.
"There." she said, as she gave the contract back to the real estate agent. "The contract's all signed."
"Perfect." the real estate agent said. "So, when are you moving in?"
"Tomorrow." Roz said.
"Hell, we can move in today, if we wanted to." Kitty said.
"But we don't have anything yet." Roz said.
"Oh yeah." Kitty said, as the audience laughs. "I forgot."
"Well." the real estate agent said. "Here's the key & the security code."
He gives Kitty the key & the security code.
"I hope, you'll love your new location." the real estate agent said & he walks away.
Roz turns to Kitty.
"So, now what, sis?" she asks.
"We, go shopping for supplies, Roz." Kitty said. "Office supplies. We need a logo, a copier, a car, some more guns."
"Okay, sis." Roz said.
"I wonder, what does assholes at TUFF are doing?" Kitty wonders. "The horny old flea is probably mad as fire."
At TUFF.
The Chief was extremely pissed.
"Dammit!" he sniffs. "She did it to us again!"
Dudley had his arm in a sling.
"I'm sorry, Chief." he said. "I really tried, but I got shot in the shoulder & arm, by the bank robbers."
The Chief turns to him.
"That's okay, son." he said. "You did your best."
Keswick was standing outside of the Chief's office.
He was laughing his ass off.
"Tha-Tha-That'll teach them, for making me their secretary." he laughs, as the audience laughs.
"We must stop Kitty's company!" the Chief said. "She's making TUFF a bad name."
"But how?" Dudley asked.
"I don't have the slightest idea, son." the Chief said.
The audience laughs.
"Maybe some beer will help me." the Chief said, as he gets on his communicator. "Keswick! Get me a beer!"
"Da-Da-Dammit!" Keswick sniffs from in the hall. "Fine!"
He goes & get a beer.
The audience laughs at his pain.
He soon returns with the Chief's beer.
"Here's your ga-ga-goddamn beer!" he sniffs.
"Uh, uh." the Chief said. "Language."
Keswick gives the Chief his beer.
"Thank you, Keswick." the Chief started. "Now, because of the shitty attitude. I'm gonna take away some of your pay."
"Wha-Wha-What?" Keswick asks. "You wa-wa-wouldn't dare?"
"Yes I would, Mr. Scientist." the Chief said, as the audience laughs. "Now, pour the beer down my mouth."
"FINE!" Keswick said, as he opens up the beer & pours it down the Chief's throat.
The audience laughs.
"There!" he said. "Ha-Ha-Happy!"
"Yes, hic! I am." the Chief said. "You can go."
"Fuckin', stupid ass drunk!" Keswick mutters to himself, as the audience laughs.
"So, what's the plan, to stop Kitty's company, Chief?" Dudley asks.
"I-I hic! Don't know, son." the Chief admitted. "I just love workin' the hell out of that nerd thing."
The audience laughs.
"Oh. I see." Dudley said.
"Now." the Chief started. "Let's go out & get some hookers!"
"Hookers?" Dudley asked.
"Hell yeah." the Chief said.
"YEAH!" Dudley hollers happily, as the audience laughs.
"Okay then." the Chief said. "Let's go!"
Then the two perverts leaves the Chief's office to find some bitches.
"They probably doing something retarded." Roz said, as the audience laughs.
"Yeah." Kitty said. "So, let's go shopping for the office!"
"Yeah!" Roz exclaims.
So Kitty enters the security code & then locks up the new headquarters for SOC.
Then she & Roz gets into the suv & drives towards the office supply store, as the audience applauds.
That's it for chapter 3 of SOC Kitty. A lot of shit happened in this chapter. SOC arrests two members of Murder Inc & they got a shipload of money & they got a brand new headquarters. TUFF is suffering day after day. Dudley is injured a bit. The Chief is getting angry, that Kitty's company is doing so well.
Tune in to the next chapter to see what happens next!