SOC Kitty
Crime & new members
Special thanks go out to; DarkMageDragon for giving me the idea for this chapter. In this chapter; without their two leaders, Murder Inc. is a little disoriented & they are out doing crimes. Will Kitty & Roz aka SOC stop them? Tune in & see. So please relax, read, & review!
It was a peaceful morning in Petropolis. The sun was rising to the sky. The birds were singing, & citizens of Petropolis were either going to work or to school.
It shows the new SOC building.
Some singers were heard.
"Surveillance Over Criminals, Incorporated!" they sang.
It shows, Kitty & Roz moving into their new office.
The audience cheers, & applauds for them.
"Whew!" Kitty said, as she puts her feet on her desk. "Moving in, sure is hard as hell."
"Yeah." Roz said, as she sits at her desk.
Kitty turns to the large window that was behind her & looks out of it.
"Just look at this view, sis!" she said.
Roz walks up next to her.
"Yep. It sure is, sis." Roz said. "Did you get such a view like this at TUFF?"
"No." Kitty said. "The only view, I ever got was Agent Nutz, jerking off to some gay porn."
The audience ewws & laughs at this.
"I see." Roz said. "I bet, Murder Inc. is gonna go haywire, since their two leaders are in jail."
"Yep." Kitty said. "Maybe."
"Just like, TUFF huh?" Roz asks.
"Yeah." Kitty said, as the audience laughs. "Speaking of which. I wonder, what they're doing right now?"
At TUFF HQ.
All of the lazy ass TUFF agents were fast asleep.
It shows the Chief in his office, fast asleep.
Dudley was sitting at his desk, reading a comic book.
"Ha!Ha!" he laughs, as he turns a page in his comic.
The audience laughs.
Keswick was in his laboratory.
He was making the Chief's & Dudley's lunch.
"Fa-Fa-Fuckin' assholes!" he sniffs, as he puts some Miracle Whip on their turkey, bacon & swiss sandwiches, as the audience laughs. "Sla-Sla-Sleeping' on the motherfuckin' job!"
Soon, their sandwiches were made.
"Now, to give them their ga-ga-goddamn sandwiches!" Keswick sniffs, as he picks up the plate to the Chief's office.
When he gets to the Chief's office, he sees the Chief fast asleep. And Dudley fast asleep now too.
"Da-Da-Dammit!" Keswick sniffs. "These fuckin' assholes are fast asleep! I made these sandwiches for no ra-ra-reason! All this time, I wasted on making their sandwiches, I ca-ca-could've been working on my experiments!"
Then he sees an Intel.
"Hmmmm?" Keswick mutters. "'Two Murder Inc. gang members are robbing Robert's Auto pa-pa-parts store', huh?"
Then Keswick starts thinking.
"Maybe, I should give this Intel to SOC?" he said to himself. "It's not l-like, the Chief or anyone else here, really gives a damn anyway."
So Keswick gets on his cell phone & goes into his laboratory.
"They're probably sleep or some shit, sis." Roz said, as the audience laughs.
"Probably." Kitty said, as she makes herself some coffee. "Lazy bastards."
Then her cell phone rings.
"Surveillance Over Criminals. Chief Kitty Katswell speaking." she said.
The deep-voiced person was on the phone.
"Two Ma-Ma-Murder Inc. gang members are robbing Robert's Auto Pa-Pa-Parts Store." the deep voice person said, as the audience laughs.
"Okay sir," Kitty started, before she starts thinking. "Uh, sir. Where are you?"
"Uh," the deep voice person said.
"Keswick is that you?" Kitty asks.
It shows Keswick in his laboratory, wearing some kind of neck device.
He was still talking in his deep voice.
"Uh, no it's not, former Agent Ka-Ka-Katswell." he said, as the audience laughs.
"Yes it is." Kitty said. "So, that was you, who give us that information about those robberies."
Keswick turns off the neck device.
"Yes, Ka-Ka-Kitty." he started in his normal voice. "That was me. I gave you those intels that were meant for TUFF to you."
"Oh." Kitty said. "How about, you would like to work for SOC? You can be our mechanical consultant."
"Okay." Keswick said. "This'll give me the chance, to sha-sha-show, what I really can do."
"That's good, SOC's mechanical consultant." Kitty said. "Thanks for the Intel."
"Anytime, new ba-ba-boss." Keswick said, as he hangs up his cell phone.
Kitty closes her cell phone and turns to Roz.
"Roz. There's two Murder Inc. members, robbing Robert's Auto parts store." she said, as she grabs her gun.
"Alright!" Roz exclaims, as she grabs her gun. "Let's go!"
At Robert's Auto Parts.
Two members of Murder Inc. were in the middle of the robbery.
Both of them were two cat girls, who were tan.
One of them had black hair & black eyes.
The other one had black & red hair & black eyes.
They had their AK's aimed at the owner; Robert's face.
"GIVE US ALL OF YOUR CAR PARTS!" the first female shouted.
"OR WE'LL FILL YOU SO FULL OF HOLES, THAT FUCKIN' SELLOUT SNOOP DOGG WILL BE JEALOUS!" shouted the second female.
The first female cat turned to the second one.
"What the fuck, does that got to do with anything, Maya?" she asked Maya.
"It doesn't, Madison." Maya said. "I just wanted to say that."
Madison rolls her eyes, as the audience laughs.
"This isn't the time, to be fuckin' around, Maya." Madison said.
"Right." Maya said. "Let's get back to our business."
Then she aims her AK back into Robert's face.
"So, are you gonna give us all of your car parts, or do we have to shoot yo' ass?"
"No! You can't have all of my car parts!" Robert shouted.
"Well, looks like, we're gonna have to shoot yo' ass then." Madison said, as she was about to pull on the trigger.
Just then, Kitty & Roz jumps in and aimed their M-16's at them.
"Hold it right there, Murder Inc.!" Kitty shouted. "You're not robbing this auto parts store!"
"Now, put down your weapons!" Roz shouted. "NOW!"
Maya & Madison looks at them.
Then they put their weapons down.
"Now, get on the floor." Kitty ordered.
Maya & Madison get on the floor.
Kitty & Roz arrests them.
"Damn!" Kitty said, as she stands up Madison. "You two made this pretty easy for us."
"Yeah." Roz said, as she stands up Maya. "Usually, we have to shoot someone, for them to give up."
The audience laughs at this.
"So, what's up?" Kitty asked. "Why you give up so easily?"
"Is this some part of a plan?" Roz asks.
"No." Madison said.
"Well, why in the fuck are you robbing this place then?" Kitty asked.
"Because, we're lost alright!" shouted Maya.
"What?" Kitty asked.
"We're fuckin' lost!" Madison said.
"What do you mean?" Roz asks.
Madison & Maya lower their heads.
"Since, our two leaders are in jail, we don't know what to do." Madison started.
"Yeah." Maya said.
But before they can continue, Kitty's cell phone goes off.
She answers it.
"Surveillance Over Criminals. Chief Kitty Katswell speaking." she said.
"There's two Murder Inc. gang members, stealing items from Hartman's mart!" shouted the person on the phone.
"Don't worry." Kitty said. "We'll soon be there."
"That must be, Crystal & Jasmine." Madison said to Maya.
"Well, whatever they are. They're gonna get their asses arrested." Roz said.
"Let's go!" Kitty said.
Then they put Madison & Maya in the back of the suv, then they get into the suv and speeds off towards Hartman's mart.
Back at TUFF HQ.
The Chief was waking up.
"God! What a sexy dream!" he said, as he stretched.
Dudley wakes up in a jolt.
"I smell bacon!" he shouted, as he sniffs.
The audience laughs.
Then he sees his sandwich, that Keswick made for him.
"Oh boy!" he shouted. "Turkey, bacon & swiss sandwich! With Miracle Whip my favorite!"
Then he grabs the sandwich & starts eating.
"Mmmmm! Not bad!" he said.
The Chief grabs his sandwich, as he sees a Intel.
"Mr. Scientist!" he shouted.
Keswick walks through the door.
"Yes. What is it!" Keswick asked, pissed.
"Gimme that Intel!" the Chief ordered. "And watch your tone boy."
Keswick, still cussing under his breath, gets the Intel.
The audience laughs at his torture.
"Here's your ga-ga-goddamn Intel!" he shouted, as he throws the Intel in the Chief's face.
The audience laughs.
The Chief takes off the Intel.
"Hey! Watch it!" he sniffed. "You almost knocked my sandwich, off the table."
"Whatever." Keswick sniffs, as he rolls his eyes, as the audience laughs.
The Chief reads the Intel.
"Agent Puppy." he shouted.
Dudley turns to him.
"Yes, Chief?" he asks.
"There's a robbery at Hartman's Mart." the Chief said. "My favorite store to shop. There's two assholes doing the robbery. I want you to stop them."
"Right, Chief!" Dudley said, as he saluted.
Then his stomach rumbles loudly.
He farted.
The audience laughs.
"Right after, I take a shit!" Dudley said, as he blushed a bit.
Then he goes to the bathroom.
The audience laughs.
The Chief turns to Keswick.
"Keswick!" he barked. "I want you, to give me a massage."
"What!" Keswick asks. "I am not giving you a ma-ma-massage!"
The Chief throws his plate at a wall & it broke.
The audience laughs.
"I said, do it!" he shouted.
Keswick sighs.
"Fine!" he said, as he starts rubbing the Chief's back. "I'll be glad to get the hell out of ha-ha-here!"
"Less talky. More massagy!" the Chief said, as the audience laughs.
"KESWICK!" Dudley shouted from the men's room. "GIMME A MAGAZINE! THIS MIGHT TAKE A WHILE!"
"Well, you heard him, Mr. Scientist." the Chief said. "Go in there & give him a magazine."
"Fine!" Keswick sighs.
Then he grabs a magazine called; 'Bitches & Ho's'.
"Now, go take it to him." the Chief said.
Then Keswick goes to the men's room & gives Dudley his magazine.
Keswick runs out of there.
"PU!" he sniffs. "It sma-sma-smells like, Obama's breath in there!"
"Shut the fuck up & massage my dick!" the Chief ordered.
Keswick sighs & massages the Chief's dick.
The audience ewws & laughs.
At Hartman's Mart.
The two Murder Inc. girls were robbing it.
"Thanks for letting us, rob this joint." said a tan cat with aqua colored hair.
"It was a pleasure." said a red tabby with magenta hair.
Then Kitty & Roz jumps in & aimed their M-16's at them.
"Get on the ground, Murder Inc.!" she shouted. "You're under arrest!"
"We've already got two of your homeys in the car with us!" Roz shouted.
"Now, get on the motherfuckin' ground!" Kitty shouted.
So the two Murder Inc. girls do, as they are told and get onto the floor.
Roz arrests them.
"Now, you two will join your friends!" she said, as she takes them to the suv.
Kitty turns to the owner.
"Your store is safe." she said, as she gives him her business card. "Here's our business card. In case of any trouble."
Then she leaves.
"Thanks, Ms." the owner called out to her.
Kitty gets into the suv.
"Whoo!" she said, as she gets into the passenger seat. "We got most of the Murder Inc. in custody."
"Wow. This has been quite a day, so far." Roz said.
"Yep." Kitty said, as her cell phone rings. "Surveillance Over Criminals. Chief Kitty Katswell here."
"There's a Murder Inc. gang member in here; eating up all of the food & he's not paying!" shouted the person on the phone.
"That must be Bonez." Jasmine said.
"Where at?" Kitty asked.
"At Homey's Tacos & junk!" shouted the person.
"We're on our way!" Kitty shouted, as she turns to Roz. "Put the pedal to the medal, Roz! To Homey's Tacos & junk!"
"Right!" Roz said, as she starts up the suv.
She slams the gas pedal & speeds off towards Homey's Tacos & junk.
The audience whoos & applauds to this.
A few seconds later, Dudley arrives on the TUFF motorcycle.
He jumps off the motorcycle, holding his blaster.
"Let's do this!" he shouted, as he runs into Hartman's Mart.
He jumps in & rolls onto the floor.
"Now, where are you assholes!" he asks.
The store owner turns to him.
"You're too late, dog." he said. "SOC already arrested them."
"Oh." Dudley said, as his ears drooped down.
The audience laughs at him.
Then he sees the free samples.
"Can I have some free samples?" Dudley asked.
"Sure." the store owner said.
"ALRIGHT!" Dudley exclaims, as he goes over to the free samples lane.
He starts downing the free food, as the audience laughs.
At Homey's Tacos & Junk.
The SOC crew; Kitty & Roz jumps out of the suv, with their M-16's.
"Now, where is he?" Kitty asked.
Roz looks inside & sees a white dog, with a black goatee beard, & mustache & tattoos. He was wearing a black muscle shirt, black jeans, and a black dew rag.
"I think, I see him, sis." Roz said.
"Okay, Let's get him!" Kitty said.
Then the Katswell twins runs into Homey's Tacos.
The dog was eating up all of the tacos.
"Mmmmmmm! This shit is the fuckin' bomb!" he shouted, as he takes another bite from the taco he was holding.
The audience laughs at this.
"It's a good thing, that our two leaders, got arrested by SOC." he started. "We were getting tired of being in that gang anyways!"
Then he goes back to eating his tacos.
"Mmmmmmmm!" he said.
Then Kitty & Roz walks up to him & taps him on the shoulder.
Bonez looks at them.
"Yes?" he asks.
"Are you Bonez?" Kitty asked.
"Yeah." Bonez replies.
"And did you come in here, started eating & didn't pay?" Roz asks.
"Yeah." Bonez said, as he takes another bite from the taco. "I sure did."
"And you're part of Murder Inc. gang?" Kitty asks.
"Yep." Bonez said. "I sure am!"
Then Roz takes out some handcuffs.
"You know, what this means, right?" she asks.
Bonez turns to them.
"You must be SOC?" he asks, as he swallows some of the taco, that was in his mouth.
"Yep." Kitty & Roz said in unison, as the audience laughs.
"You're gonna arrest me now, aren't ya?" Bonez asks.
"Yep." the Katswell sisters said in unison, as the audience laughs.
So, they arrested him.
"Come on." Kitty said, as she stands him up. "Let's go to the manager."
Then they all walked up to the manager.
"Is there something, that you gotta say?" Kitty asks.
Bonez holds his head down.
"I'm sorry, for coming in here & started eating up all of the tacos, Mr. Homey." he said. "I was really hungry that's all."
"Well." the owner started. "Anyway it goes, you still gonna have to pay me."
"How much is it?" Bonez asks.
The owner takes out a calculator & started pressing buttons.
"That'll be $135.88" he said, as the audience laughs.
Bonez turns to Roz.
"Can you kindly take my wallet from my jeans pocket & pay the man, please?" he asks.
"Sure." Roz said.
Then she reaches into Bonez's pocket & takes out a black wallet with the photo of Phineas & Ferb on it.
She takes out the money & gives it to the owner.
"Here you go." she said, as she puts the wallet back into Bonez's pocket. "That outta cover it."
"Thanks, SOC officers." said the owner/manager. "For now on, all SOC officers eat here for free."
"Really?" Roz asks.
"Yeah." the owner/manager said.
"Thanks, Mr. Homey." Kitty said, as Roz starts taking Bonez away. "We're glad, that we can be part of service."
"Thanks for being kick-ass, sexy girls." the owner/manager said, as the audience whoos & laughs.
Kitty blushes.
"Thanks again, Mr. Homey." she said. "See ya."
Then she gets into the suv with everyone.
"Ahhhhh!" she said, as she sat in the passenger seat. "This is pretty easy."
"Yep." Roz said.
Then Kitty's cell phone rings again.
"Surveillance Over Criminals. Chief Kitty Katswell speaking." she said.
"There's a robbery at Da-Da-Delisle's Jewelry store." Keswick said on the phone.
"Who's doing it?" Kitty asks.
"Two Murder Inc. ma-ma-members." Keswick said.
"We're hitting there now." Kitty said, as she hung up the phone.
"To Delisle's Jewelry Store?" Roz asks.
"Yes." Kitty said.
Then Roz speeds off towards Delisle's Jewelry Store.
Shortly, Dudley pulls up to Homey's Tacos.
He jumps off the bike & runs inside.
He takes out his blaster.
"Now, where are you bad guys?" he asks.
The owner walks up to him.
"You just missed him." he said. "SOC took him away."
"Dammit!" Dudley sniffs, as the audience laughs. "Well, since I'm here. Can I have 150 tacos?"
"Sure." the owner said. "What do you want on them?"
"I want seasoned ground beef." Dudley said.
"What else?" the owner asked.
"Lot's of cheese sauce!" Dudley drooled, as the audience laughs.
"Okay." the owner said. "Whatelse?"
"Plenty of spicy taco sauce!" Dudley exclaims.
"Which one?" the owner asks.
"What do you got?" Dudley asks.
"I've got original spicy sauce, hot, hot-as-hell spicy taco sauce." the owner started. "I've got the dangerous spicy taco sauce, but that's for the ones, that really enjoy spicy taco sauce on their tacos."
"I'll take it!" Dudley shouted, as the audience laughs.
"Okay." the owner said. "But don't come crying to me, when your mouth's on fire."
"I'M IN!" Dudley shouted.
So, the owner makes the 150 tacos, while Dudley gets a table.
Within five minutes, the owner walks up to the table, with the so tacos.
"Here's your 150 tacos, sir." the owner said. "That'll be $225.99 dollars, please?"
Dudley takes out a credit card, that had TUFF's logo on it.
"Here. Charge it on the TUFF account." he said, as he gives the owner the card.
"Alright." the owner said, as he went to scan the card.
"Alright, tacos!" Dudley said.
Then he started eating the tacos.
"Mmmmmmm!" he said, as the audience laughs.
The owner soon returns.
"Here's your card, sir." he said.
"Thanks." Dudley said, as he took his card back.
Then steam started coming out of his ears.
And fire started shooting out of his mouth.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Dudley shouted, as the audience laughs. "WATER! WATER! I NEED WATER!"
The owner gives him a glass of milk.
"Here, drink this." the owner said.
Dudley grabs the glass & starts downing it.
The audience laughs.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Dudley sighs.
"See?" the owner said. "I told you, that it was too tough for you."
"Whatever." Dudley said. "I want the rest of these to go."
The owner takes the plate of tacos back to the kitchen, to put in take home containers.
He soon returns.
"Here's your food, sir." he said, as he gives Dudley the bag with the food in it.
"Alright!" Dudley said, as he takes the bag & stands up. "See ya."
Then he runs back to the TUFF motorcycle & goes back to TUFF.
At Delisle's Jewelry Store.
Kitty & Roz had their AK's & M-16's drawned.
"There's the two Murder Inc. members." Kitty said.
"Yeah." Roz said, as she cocks her gun. "Are you ready?"
"Yeah." Kitty said.
"Let's go!" Roz shouted.
Then she & Kitty rushes into Delisle's Jewelry Store.
"Hold it right there, Murder Inc.!" Kitty shouted.
The two Murder Inc. members, who were two cat girls.
One had black hair, which was in a ponytail. She was tan & had a black tip on her tail and she had black eyes.
The second cat girl had orange fur with black stripes on her tail. She also had blonde hair, which was in a ponytail.
The first girl turns to SOC.
"Oh shit!" she exclaims. "It's SOC!"
The second girl grabs for her gun, but Kitty & Roz aim their guns at her.
"Don't you think about it." the Katswell sisters said. "Now, lay on the fuckin' floor, now!"
"We might as well do it, Rachel." said the first cat, as she lays on the floor.
Rachel sighs.
"Okay, Karen." she said.
Then she lays on the floor.
"Now, spread out your legs." Kitty ordered.
Karen & Rachel does, as they're told.
"And throw away, your weapons!" Roz shouted.
The two Murder Inc. girls throw away their weapons & Roz corrects the weapons.
Then Kitty arrests the two Murder Inc. girls & the audience applauds for the Katswell twins.
"Well. Looks like, we got all of the Murder Inc. gang." Roz said, as she puts Rachel into the back of the suv.
"Yep." Kitty said, as she puts Karen in the back.
Then her cell phone rings.
"Surveillance Over Criminals. Chief Kitty Katswell speaking." she said.
"There's four Murder Inc. members, assaulting a Ta-Ta-TUFF agent, on the corner of Cruz & Harrison Streets." Keswick said.
"We're on our way, Keswick." Kitty said.
"So, what's happening now?" Roz asks, as she got into the suv.
"Four Murder Inc. members are assaulting a TUFF agent on the corner of Cruz & Harrison streets, Roz." Kitty said, as she got into the suv.
"Oh shit!" Karen exclaims. "That's Ice Pick, Slash, Blade, & Poison!"
"Well, whoever they are." Kitty said. "They're going down!" Step on it, Roz!"
"Right!" Roz said, as she slammed on the gas.
The suv drives off to the corners of Cruz & Harrison.
At the street corner, minutes later.
Kitty & Roz, wearing their combat gear now.
"They're probably armed." Kitty said, as she grabs her M4 carbine.
"They are." Karen said. "Out of the six of us here, they're the most violent."
"That's good to know." Roz said, as she got out of the suv.
"Yeah." Kitty said, as she also got out of the suv.
The Katswells layed behind a bush.
"I wonder, who's the TUFF agent, they're assaulting?" Kitty asks.
"Let's see, sis." Roz said.
Then they look to see Dudley getting beat.
"OWWWW!" he cries, as the audience laughs at his pain. "Don't do that!"
"SHUT UP!" Slash shouted. "This what you get, for looking at us fuckin' funny!"
"I'M SORRY!" Dudley cries.
"Oh shit!" Kitty exclaims. "That's Dudley."
"So, do you wanna help him?" Roz asks.
"Of course." Kitty said. "I have to help him. He's my friend after all."
"Okay." Roz said.
"Let's go!" Kitty said.
Then they go out & aim their weapons at them.
"Hold it right there, Murder Inc.!" Kitty shouted.
"In the name of the Surveillance Over Criminals." Roz started. "You are under arrest!"
"Oh yeah!" shouted Blade, as he points his sub machine gun at the Katswell sisters.
He pulls the trigger & starts shooting.
The bullets hits the Katswells' chests.
The bullets bounce off.
"Ha!" Kitty laughs. "We got bulletproof vests, assholes."
Then Roz takes out her AK47 & starts blasting holes into the four Murder Inc. members.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" the four gang members shouted.
Kitty then takes out a flash grenade.
"Watch out, Dudley!" she shouted.
Dudley then limps out of the way, as Kitty threw the flash grenade at the four Murder Inc. members.
The Flash grenade explodes, as Roz continues shooting the Murder Inc. members.
The four Murder Inc. members were weakening.
"Ahhhhhhhh!" shouted Blade. "I can't take this shit no more!"
Then he passes out.
Poison takes out his gun.
"You bitches!" he shouted. "Now, you must pay!"
Kitty then shoots Poison on the knee.
"OW! MY FUCKIN' KNEE!" Poison shouted, as the audience laughs at his pain.
"SHUT UP!" Kitty hollers, as she arrests him.
Ice Pick & Slash looks at Kitty & Roz.
Roz points her AK-47 at them.
"Get on the fuckin' ground." she said. "NOW!"
The two Murder Inc. members get on the ground.
Kitty then arrests them.
The audience applauds to this.
Roz goes over to Dudley, who had bruises & was beaten badly.
"You okay?" she asks him.
Dudley staggers up.
"Yeah." he said. "Just a little bruised. That's all."
Then he falls to the ground.
The audience laughs at his ass.
Soon.
All of the news vans, were interviewing SOC again.
Wolf Spitzer appears.
"I am at the street corners of Cruz & Harrison, where SOC have arrested the notorious murderous killer street gang; Murder Inc. gang." he started, as he turns to Kitty & Roz. "So, tell me how you do it?"
Kitty & Roz just only laughs.
"It was pretty easy." Kitty started. "The first two, we captured were robbing a Auto Parts store."
"Yeah." Roz said. "And then, we found the other two at Hartman's Mart."
"Then we found a guy at Homey's Tacos & Shit." Kitty said.
"Yeah. He was eating tacos!" Roz said.
"And he was eating tacos." Kitty said. "We found two more at Delisle's Jewelry Store."
"Then we came here & rescued T.U.F.F. Agent Puppy from these four main Murder Inc. leaders." Kitty said.
Spitzer goes over to Dudley.
"So, sir." he started. "Tell me, how it feels to be rescued by SOC?"
Dudley looks at the camera.
"It kinda feels embarrassing." he started. "I was suppose to stop them, because the Chief is pissed, that SOC keeps taking our jobs."
Spitzer smiles.
"So, he's pissed huh?" he asks, as the audience laughs.
"Yeah." Dudley said.
Then a cop walks up to the four Murder Inc. members.
"Alright. Looks like, we got the four main leaders of Murder Inc." said the cop, as he turns to Kitty. "Thanks SOC officers."
"You're welcome." Kitty & Roz said.
The cop turns to the four main leaders of Murder Inc.
"You four are going to jail, for your fuckin' crimes!" he shouted. "You four are gonna have cramped quarters. You all gonna work from 5 in the morning to 11 at night ! You are gonna have bread & water for your three main meals!"
Ice Pick, Slash, Blade, & Poison sighs deeply.
The cop turns to the six cat girls & Bonez.
"As for you seven." he started. "You are gonna get the worst treatment. You seven are gonna get the death penalty."
"What!" the seven members exclaims. "We didn't do any serious crimes, like the four main leaders did. We didn't assault anyone! Please? Don't give us the Death Penalty. We were about to leave the gang."
"WHAT!" Ice Blade shouted. "YOU BACKSTABBIN' BASTARDS! I'M GONNA KILL YOUR ASSES!"
Then he goes for them, but the other cops tackles him & tasers him.
Kitty then look at the seven Murder Inc. members & starts thinking.
Roz starts thinking too.
Kitty turns to her.
"Are you thinking, what I'm thinking Roz?" she asks.
"Yes, sis." Roz said.
Kitty turns to the cops.
"Excuse me, sirs." she started. "But we would like to have the seven Murder Inc. members."
The cop look at her with a confused look.
"Why?" he asks.
"We're gonna make them into SOC officers." Roz said.
The officers laughs.
"Are you sure, that you wanna do that?" they laughs. "You'll become as bad as TUFF."
Kitty looks at the officer.
"Don't worry, about them." Kitty said. "Since, no one else is willing to give them a chance. I am gonna give them a fresh start, as new SOC officers."
Then she turns to Karen.
"Is that okay, with you seven?"
"Yes!" the seven former Murder Inc. members said in unison, as the audience laughs. "We want to be good! We're sick of being on the wrong side of the fuckin' law!"
Kitty turns back to the officer.
"See?" she said.
"Hmmmm?" the cop said. "Alright. Go ahead & take them."
Then the cops takes the four main Murder Inc. leaders to jail.
Spitzer turns to the camera.
"There you have it, folks." he started. "SOC finally defeated Petropolis' most nortious, blood thirsty gang; Murder Inc. A TUFF Agent have been saved from blood thirsty thugs. And seven former Murder Inc. members, are gonna be reformed into good citizens, by joining SOC. This is Wolf Spitzer, reporting."
Kitty turns to the seven Murder Inc. members.
"So, you guys wanna get out of the gang business, huh?" she asks.
"Yeah!" the seven Murder Inc. members exclaimed. "We wanna do well & good!"
"Okay, then." Kitty said. "Let's go."
Then SOC leave with the seven former Murder Inc., as the police takes away the four main Murder Inc. members.
The audience applauds to them.
Dudley then slowly goes back to the TUFF motorcycle.
"Well. Looks like, SOC won again." he said, as he got onto the motorcycle. "I hope, the Chief doesn't find out about this."
Then he goes back to TUFF.
Back at TUFF.
Dudley walks in slowly to the Chief's office.
The Chief turns to him.
"So, Agent Puppy." he started. "Did you stop those robberies of Murder Inc., before SOC?"
"No." Dudley said. "SOC stopped them, before I did."
"DAMMIT!" the Chief shouted, as he threw one of his romance novels at Tammy, which hits her in the head.
The audience laughs.
"Ahhhhh!" Tammy cries, as she falls to the floor.
The blow, knocks her unconscious.
"Uh, Tammy?" the Chief asks.
"She's knocked out cold, Chief." Dudley said.
"FUCK!" the Chief shouted. "I've lost my secretary! SOC is beating our asses! How can things get any worse?"
Just then, a guy wearing a Homey Holla hat & shirt and black pants walks in.
"Are you Chief, Herbert Dumbrowski?" the Homey Holla guy asks.
"Yes." the Chief said. "What do you want Homey Holla Delivery Guy?"
"I've came here to take back the Homey Holla vending machine." the Homey Holla Delivery Guy said.
"What!" the Chief asks. "But why?"
"Because, there's a new & more better crime fighting company in town." the Homey Holla Delivery Guy said. "And you haven't paided your bill to us in months."
"Hey. It's not my fault, that we haven't payed you guys in months." the Chief shouted. "Well, actually it is."
The audience laughs.
"Oh. And why is this?" the Homey Holla delivery guy asks.
"Because, I needed the money to pay my employees." the Chief said.
Then Keswick peeks his head in.
"Oh, Chief." he started. "Your prostitute called you & she needs you to pay her for the afternoon session."
"Thank you, Keswick!" the Chief said, as he puts emphasis on Keswick's name, as the Homey Holla delivery guy frowns at him & the audience laughs.
"You're wa-wa-welcome, sir." Keswick said.
The Homey Holla delivery guy pushes the cart to the snack room.
"That's it. You've just lost your Homey Holla privileges!" the Homey Holla Delivery guy shouted, as he unplugs the Homey Holla vending machine.
"No! Not our Homey Holla!" the Chief shouted, as the audience laughs. "What are my employees gonna drink now?"
The Homey Holla delivery guy turns to the drunken flea.
"Well. They can drink that shit called; Toilet Cola!" he shouted in the Chief's face, as the audience laughs.
"What? Toilet Cola?" the Chief asks. "That tastes like piss & shit!"
"Well, that's what you get for not paying your bill, you fuckin' drunk." the Homey Holla delivery guy said, as he walks away with the Homey Holla vending machine.
"Dammit!" the Chief sniffs.
Then several more vendors arrives.
"Oh, come on!" the Chief exclaims, as the audience laughs.
"We're cutting off your service." they shouted. "You've haven't paided your bill to us."
"What!" the Chief shouted. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Then all of the vendors took out their machines.
"So, what me & my employees gonna eat for lunch now?" the Chief asks.
One of the vendors turned to him.
"Why don't you eat in that cafeteria, that you don't eat in?" the vendor suggested, as the audience laughs.
"But that food sucks!" the Chief shouted.
"Well, who's fault is that?" the vendor asks, as the rest of the vendors leave with the vending machines.
"D'oh!" the Chief shouted, as the audience laughs.
"What are we gonna do now, Chief?" Dudley asks.
The Chief turns to him.
"I don't know, son." he said in a grave-like voice. "I don't know. Looks like, we're gonna have to cut back on some things."
Then he presses the button on his intercom.
"Keswick. Get your ass in here!" he shouted.
Keswick walks in.
"Yes?" he asks.
"We're gonna have to cut back, to make it through." the Chief started. "So, I'm gonna have to fire some people."
"Well, may I sa-sa-suggest, firing Agent Pa-Pa-Puppy." Keswick said. "He barely does anything."
The Chief then thinks about it.
"Hmmmm, no." he said. "I think, I'm gonna fire you. You're fired, Mr. Scientist!"
Keswick was unfazed by this.
"Fa-Fa-Fine." he said. "I've got a job at Kitty's new company anyways. So, you're not hurting anyone."
Then he goes back to his laboratory, to pack his things.
He soon returns.
"I've got my sha-sha-shit." Keswick said. "Now, here's something to ra-ra-remember me by."
"And what's that, Mr. Scientist?" the Chief asks.
Keswick takes off his badge & throws it to the Chief.
The badge knocks him into a mug of coffee.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" the Chief hollers in pain, as the audience laughs at his torture.
"I ha-ha-hope, that serves you right!" Keswick sniffs.
Then he grabs his box & leaves TUFF for the last time.
Dudley helps the Chief out of the coffee cup.
"Well, there goes another employee, Chief." he said.
The Chief growls.
"That damn cat!" he shouted. "I should rip her to shreds!"
Then Dudley's watch starts beeping.
He answers it.
"Looks like it's time, for our appointment with the sexy bitches." he said.
"YEAH!" The Chief exclaims, as the audience laughs. "Fuck Kitty's company! Let's go fuck the bitches!"
"Yeah!" Dudley exclaims, as the audience laughs.
Then they leave, to go fuck some prostitutes.
Back at SOC HQ.
Kitty were talking to the former Murder Inc. members.
"Alright." she started. "First off. You will be called; 'The New SOC Seven', until you get done with your training."
"Okay." the New SOC Seven said in unison.
"And." Roz started. "You will call her; Chief Katswell or Commissioner Katswell."
"Right." the New SOC Seven said. "What do we call you?"
"You can call me Lieutenant Katswell." Roz said.
"Okay, Lieutenant Katswell!" the New SOC seven said.
"Alright; SOC seven." Kitty started. "I want you all to read this tonight."
Then she takes out seven dark emerald green books, that said; 'SOC rulebook'.
"It's the rulebook for SOC." she said, as she passed out the rulebooks to the New SOC seven. "I want you to study this from cover to cover."
"Alright, Chief Katswell!" the New SOC seven said.
"Good." Roz said. "You seven are dismissed for the day."
"Thank you, Lieutenant Katswell." the SOC seven said.
Then they leave, as the audience applauds to them.
"Well, this has been a easy day, sis." Roz said to Kitty.
"Yeah, it was." Kitty said. "We're getting stronger everyday. And we got new seven officers, that's willing to work."
"Yeah." Roz said. "And we're just getting started. The new cars will be here tomorrow."
"That's great." Kitty said, as she punches out. "Let's go. It's quitting time."
"Okay." Roz said.
Then Roz punches out.
Kitty then turns off the lights & presses in the security code for the SOC headquarters.
Then she locks the door to the headquarters.
Then she & Roz gets into Roz's black SUV & drives off, as the audience applauds to them.
Well, this has been some chapter. SOC captured & defeated Murder Inc. and made the seven former Murder Inc. members new officers for SOC. TUFF, just lost their vending machine privileges, and Keswick quits TUFF & joins SOC. Tune in next chapter to see, if SOC will keeping handing TUFF's ass to them. And will TUFF get worst.