Arceus took a deep breath, taking one step towards a glowing green light which resembled the emeralds on his golden frame. He gazed into the light, unfazed by the blinding light, and stamped his golden hoof. The echo from the impact activated the green light, which gleamed even brighter before disappearing. In its place lots of tiny bubbles clumped together floated in mid-air. One-by-one they expanded and popped, revealing a Pokemon. Arceus watched each of his creations' birth, proud for himself and his second successful act. (The first was creating his home, the Hall of Origins, which floated in a pool of black nothingness.)

"Welcome, Mew, Dialga, Palkia, Giratina, Rayquazza..." His greetings carried on non-stop until he reached his last, "...And Deoxys!"

Arceus looked at his young Legendaries staring up at him. They weren't babies, so he knew he could order them about with little problem. He stamped his hoof, and a giant cake covered in green icing appeared behind him, as well as as many plates as there was Legendaries in the room, apart from himself, "Now, everyone can have a slice of cake," he began, but the noise of everyone else's cheers cut him off. He stamped his hoof with tremendous force, silencing his audience, "When you're quiet, I will let you one-by-one take a slice of cake and place it on your plate, but you are NOT allowed to eat until I say so,"

Unfortunately, cake is cake, even back in the old days, and it was at that moment that the chaos began,

"CHARGE!" screamed Mew, before forming a stampede with her fellow Legendaries heading straight for the mouth-watering cake.

One of the Legendaries, however, didn't follow. Little Kyogre, who had no legs, found it next to impossible to get around. A red Pokemon looked back and saw her, before stopping and turning towards her. She looked up at him hopefully, but he only sniggered,

"Ha-ha! See ya around loser!" he mocked, before carrying on his wild march towards the cake. Kyogre, with tears forming in her eyes, leered at him. Her normally blue face turned red with anger, and she beat her flippers furiously. Arceus walked up to her,

"You appear to be immobilised," he said before stamping his hoof. Before she knew it, the little section of golden floor under Kyogre collapsed, and she found herself falling into a pool of water. Instinct overtook her, and she ended up swimming gracefully around.

Arceus cleared his throat. Kyogre immediately swam back up to the surface in reply. "Now I have bestowed water upon you, you may go wherever you please within our home, the Hall of Origins." and with that, he made his way to the crowd of squabbling Pokemon. Kyogre dived into the waters, ignoring the fact that the floor above her had fixed itself, and made her way to find a good position near the cake...

Chaos seemed like an understatement. Lots of Pokemon had paired up into their own little fights. Dialga was bonking Palkia on the head with her body armour. Tornados and Thunderous were punching each other furiously with their little fists. Mew was zipping round and round the cake excitedly. Kyogre burst out of the water and broke through the floor right next to Groudon, making him jump in surprise. Then the duo ended up fighting as well. Giratina helped herself to a little bit of cake. It was madness.

Arceus stamped his hoof. Once again the room was hushed. Everyone stared at Arceus with eyes wide, unsure of what to do or say. "Get into a line!" Arceus commanded, and everyone did so, apart from Giratina. She just stayed put and looked up at Arceus with a blank stare. "Even Renegade Pokemon have to do as I say," Arceus added. Giratina didn't budge. Arceus sighed. Why did he have to create anti-matter!? He used Psychic, and Giratina was finally moved to the back of the cue.

Once Arceus had finally managed to get everyone a slice of cake, he felt like just scrapping this plan and turning them all into adults so he could get the real business done. Nevertheless, he focused on his next task, "Now, I'm going to teach you one of the most important lessons in life. Counterparts," he then called out a list of names and grouped them together, telling them that they could eat their cake. The little group consisted of Mew, Celebi, Jirachi, Deoxys, Manaphy, Heatran, Shaymin, Victini, Meloetta, Zygarde and Yurem. (For those who don't know, Yurem was the dragon before humans interfered, thus creating the Tao Trio)

Then Arceus turned to the other, larger, group of Pokemon. He then started separating them into even smaller groups of twos, threes and one group of four (Legendary Golems). "You are the Bird Trio, Articuno, Zapdos and Moltres," he announced, "Articuno, give your cake to Zapdos, Zapdos, give yours to Moltres, and Moltres, do the same to Articuno," he commanded. The trio did so, and Arceus added, "This is a sign of your shatterproof bond!"

Arceus did exactly the same thing with the Tower Duo, Legendary Golems, Eon Duo, Weather Trio, Lake Guardians, Creation Trio, Lunar Duo, Swords of Justice, Forces of Nature and the Mortality Duo. He then let everyone eat their cake, and called it a day.