"Just look Patty! Your stance is off again! The two of you aren't in a line!"~Death the Kid
"Symmetry is what makes the world beautiful." ~Death the Kid
"ITS ASYMMETRICAL!"~Death the Kid
"Symmetry is key. Everything must be aesthetically pleasing. That's why I use the two of you as twin pistols in order to preserve symmetry. When I hold you both I'm completely balanced on the right and left. It isn't perfect because your human forms are so different from each other, though. Your hair styles and height for example. Even your boobs are different sizes!"~Death the Kid
"You're right, I'm an abomination! I'm filthy and dirty! And unbalanced! Why is there only one set of stripes?! I'm garbage! Asymmetrical garbage! I deserve to die!"~Death the Kid
"I'm worrying about it! I'm worrying about it! Worry! Worry! Worry!"~Death the Kid
"You're disgustingly hideous! What the hell kind of thing are you? I've never seen anything more messed up in my life! Do you know nothing about symmetry? Whoever made you should be dug up from his grave, shot, and reburied! You make me violently ill."~Death the Kid
"Dammit, Patty!"~Death the Kid
"I'm a pig, a louse, a useless cow! I destroyed Anubis! Such utter garbage cannot be allowed to live! I deserve to die!"~Death the Kid
"No I can't go on like this! I should die! How could this happen? Did I really forget to fold the tip of the toilet paper into a triangle?"~Death the Kid
"What If I didn't fold the toilet paper? Something like that could ruin my life forever. I can't be defeated by toilet paper. If I turn my back on this, I shouldn't be allowed to live anymore."~Death the Kid
"No, it can't be seven! Say eight, dammit! Eight is better! It's physically impossible to cut the number seven in half and make it symmetrical! It has to be eight instead! Eight cut vertically or horizontally stays perfectly symmetrical! Take it back, I beg of you! Please say eight! Please!"~Death the Kid
"Hey, can I shoot them now?" ~Death the Kid
"Oops. Sorry. My fingers slipped."~Death the Kid
"Black Star, I can't come down. There's water. Carry me."~Death the Kid
"I'll ward off the water from above. Can you can handle the water on the ground okay? We'll work together, it's a good thing there are two of us here. This way would be impassable alone. Quite an obstacle."~Death the Kid
"We're hunting after a legendary sword. Finding a fairy or two shouldn't be surprising."~Death the Kid
"Damn, it's awful. Just awful! No matter what I do I can't get the K right! I'm useless garbage! I'm a horrible disgusting person who doesn't deserve to live another day!"~Death the Kid
"If you want to do damage to the other ship, you have to ram them in the middle! Now do it again!"~Death the Kid
"I partnered with these two specifically so something like this wouldn't happen. I need symmetry! Maybe I should have listened to my father. He tried to pick out a good weapon for me, but I refused to listen to him! Stubborn! All I cared about, all I wanted was symmetry! Two symmetrical weapons! Was that so much to ask for?! And now all my efforts have been completely and utterly wasted! Damn it!"~Death the Kid
"I do not deny evil, nor do I believe that any human is completely free of malice. Everything must be in balance. As long as evil and good maintain an equilibrium in this world there is no problem. Perfect balance is the key to everything."~Death the Kid
"I'm going to keep fighting until this world is the way it should be. Until the world is balanced."~Death the Kid
"You disgust me. I am a Grim Reaper. I refuse to grant anyone the freedom to kill!"~Death the Kid
"Just look at it Liz, Patty, just look at how the clouds are! Flowing right toward the sun! It's so beautiful, even the sky is symmetrical!"~Death the Kid
"Excuse me for being smaller than my little sister! What right do you have to talk about symmetry, anyway? Three stripes on the left side of your hair and none on the right?! That doesn't look symmetrical to me!" ~Liz Thompson
"Now, now, Kid. You can't forget that you're a grim reaper. Compared to that, what do three little lines matter?"~Liz Thompson
"Not the sharpest tool in the shed, is he? These little rich kids are always so gullible."~Liz Thompson
"A sound soul dwells within sound skin and sound doesn't sound right!"~Liz Thompson
"I can see through you,Your lying, you want to gobble up my hot body!"~Liz Thompson
"We were born as weapons and we loved the power that came with it. Nothing could scare us. We walked around town like we owned the place, taking whatever we wanted whenever we wanted it. No one ever thought to ask what our lives were really like."~Liz Thompson
"Yeah, Kid! You're not garbage. If you were garbage you would smell a lot worse, so why don't we just get up and try again, okay?" ~Patty Thompson
"Garbage is ew, and you're not!" ~Patty Thompson
""Hey, sis? I've been wondering something. How come everyone always closes their eyes when they sneeze? Is it to keep their eyes from popping out of their heads?" ~Patty Thompson
"You broke the Pharaoh! "You broke the Pharaoh! "You broke the Pharaoh!" ~Patty Thompson
"Yeah, it's going to be freaking awesome!" ~Patty Thompson
"Giraffe! Giraffe! I love Giraffes!" ~Patty Thompson
"You better watch out! I can break your neck!" ~Patty Thompson
"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream." ~Patty Thompson
"Get your ass moving now, damn you." ~Patty Thompson
"A sound soul dwells within a sound mind, and a sound body."~Maka Albarn
"Maka Chop!" ~Maka Albarn
"Your soul is mine to take!"~Maka Albarn
"Watch it, or I'll take your soul!"~Maka Albarn
"42-42-564, whenever you want to, knock on Death's door."~Maka Albarn
"Humph. Don't waste your breath on me. There's no way I'll ever consider you my father."~Maka Albarn (Is it bad I don't feel bad for him?)
"That's your answer for everything! We have to work together here! And don't you want to become a death scythe? You have to take this seriously, Soul! This is a witch we're going up against! Let's just follow my-"~Maka Albarn
"He just ate your soul, you damn cat! What are you still doing up there?!"~Maka Albarn
"You men. All of you, you're horrible. Cheating on every woman. But you, you I actually decided to trust. I put my faith in you. I can't believe this. I wish that all of you would just die!"~Maka Albarn (Agreed)
"People need fear to survive. We experience it so we can grow stronger."~Maka Albarn
"Stop looking at my soul, you creep!"~Maka Albarn
"They need professional help."~Maka Albarn
"I was wondering. Do souls taste good? You seem to like 'em."~Maka Albarn
"I screwed up..."~Maka Albarn
"The 118th rule in the Death Weapon Meister Academy handbook states, 'In the event of an emergency students are allow to enter the Death Room without first obtaining permission'."~Maka Albarn
"We have to find a way to face this scar."~Maka Albarn
"It's not that you don't know how to deal with people, it's just no one ever took the time to deal with you."~Maka Albarn
"I refuse to let my fear control me anymore."~Maka Albarn
"We might be scared but that's what makes us stronger!"~Maka Albarn
"If you do continue to fight me, then I'll take your soul. You got it?"~Maka Albarn
"I'm going to become stronger!"~Maka Albarn
"It doesn't hurt! It's not hot! I'm not scared! I will not be beaten!"~Maka Albarn
"Papa was only 18 years old when I was born. He used to read a lot of books to me back then."~Maka Albarn
"What could that creep possibly be thinking sending sexy underwear to his own daughter."~Maka Albarn
"What kind of fun does he mean? Just what kind of girl does he think I am!?"~Maka Albarn
"Not Cool Maka!" ~Soul Eater
"YOU IDIOT, Of course we're still friends!"~Soul Eater
"Back away! I won't let you touch my Meister!"~Soul Eater
"The fear of interacting with people...even I understand that one."~Soul Eater
"As a cool guy, I'm used to seeing naked women."~Soul Eater
"Black Star, it's over between us I'm done being your yaoi boy"~Soul Eater
"You're stubborn and reckless, all you like to do for fun is read, so you're boring, and you have fat ankles."~Soul Eater
"Anybody want to take the sexy kitty home? She's free."~Soul Eater (...)
"If you forget your fear you become reckless."~Soul Eater
"What is this place? Where am I? Wherever it is, it's completely dark. I can't even see my own body. It hurts... Which way is up? Which way is down? Where am I supposed to go? Someone help me."~Soul Eater
"I am your weapon partner Maka! That means I'm always prepared to die for my Meister!"~Soul Eater
"I'm hungry! can we just get his damn zombie soul already?"~Soul Eater
"Come out! Nap times over zombie!"~Soul Eater
"I hope it's a cool morning. That's how cool days always start out. And a cool guy like me deserves the coolest morning possible."~Soul Eater
"How can women say completely illogical stuff with such confidence?!"~Soul Eater
"In the end the shape and form don't matter at all, it's only the soul that matters right? Nothing else."~Soul Eater
"After all cool men don't cheat on their partners, do they?"~Soul Eater
"Damn that witch. How am I supposed to be cool when she is all hot and naked like that huh?"~Soul Eater (...a-alright then...)
"It's okay, cool guys see naked women all the time, I'm totally used to it."~Soul Eater (Then explain the nosebleed soul)
"What are you smoking? Don't you see how cool I am? You think I'm going to settle for a flat chested girl like her?"~Soul Eater
"Huh?! You kidding me?! How's it all my fault?! What're you stupid?! You went braindead didn't you! Die!"~Soul Eater
"Good idea. Maybe we can throw in some shit as well!"~Soul Eater
"This isn't cool!"~Soul Eater
"YAAAAAAHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"~Black Star
"Assassin's rule number one - silence: dissolve in the darkness and erase your breath. Wait for an opening to attack your target." ~Black Star
"Assassin's rule number two - transpositional thinking: Analyze the target in order to predict his thoughts and movements."~Black Star
"Assassin's rule number three - speed: take out the target before the target notices your presence."~Black Star
"I am the great assassin Black Star! And I've come here to assassinate you all!"~Black Star
"Sometimes I'm such a big star I can't handle it."~Black Star
"It was awesome! I was the biggest star in the whole room yesterday!"~Black Star
"Dying now. My breath will be erased, okay?"~Black Star
"My name is Black Star. I'll surpass the power of the gods."~Black Star
"Compared to a man as big as me, you realize how small you are don't you? I understand how you feel. Even I can be frightened by my own greatness. So I find it difficult to stand in front of mirrors."~Black Star
"You can look high or low but you wont find a bigger guy than me!"~Black Star
"Finishing Strike! Black Star Big Wave!"~Black Star
"It could be real difficult to hide when you're as big a star as I am."~Black Star
"You wont be laughing once you taste our power of friendship!"~Black Star
"Soul! Soul! Are you okay?! It's going to be alright! Black Star is here for you now! Open your eyes! One look at my big handsome face and you'll be cured for sure!"~Black Star
"Stars. Don't. Clean."~Black Star (Hannah's don't clean either)
"YAHOO! Black Star on stage front and center YEAH! A big star is here to perform in your tiny village come on out everybody!"~Black Star
"Speed Star!"~Black Star
"I'm just a dude who's way ahead of his time you know? Does that mean I was born too early because time can't keep up with me?"~Black Star
"YAAAAAHOOOO! Fellow students remember this well! I am Black Star the worlds greatest assassin! The big man! I will transcend death! Try not to feel too bad about living in my shadow! It isn't your fault that I'm the biggest star ever! Sooner or later you will all cower before me! Let me hear you now! Scream the name of Black Star!"~Black Star
"Hey Tsubaki come out of there already. You haven't lost to him have you? You can put on a better show than that come back out on stage. Encore, encore. Tsubaki encore, give us an encore!"~Black Star (ITS SO SAD! )
"Alright then! Come here! Come over here Black Stars giving you a big hug!"~Black Star
"What the point of worrying about the past? A real star keeps moving forward."~Black Star
"My soul wave length just got taken away. I'm gunna miss it."~Black Star
"I'm Black Star. I'm on a whole different level than you. I'm a big man! I beat death! Who else can say that?!"~Black Star
"I'm not going to let myself get beat by a jar!"~Black Star
"Who cares about snow? Snow can't touch me, I could be naked out here and it wouldn't bother me at all."~Black Star
"It's me with a capital M! I'm the only one big enough to capitalize me!"~Black Star
"I'll never show you my tears. These are the tears of those who died with regrets. If there's a way to take away these regrets, I'll make sure I'll find it."~Black Star
"If it's fear that you speak of, then I'll stand and face it. I'll never give up. The only time I lose is when I die!"~Black Star
"As long as I don't admit defeat, then it'll never be a loss!"~Black Star
"Hey Soul, let's piss on Sid's grave!"~Black Star
"'Path of the Warrior'? Mifune, let's get something straight. The path I choose isn't of the Warrior or the Demon. You don't know this path! You've never seen it before, Samurai! My path! and nobody else's, YOU GOT ME!"~Black Star
"Excuse me! I'm not a microphone, I'm a chain scythe! A weapon! You don't understand assassination, do you?" ~Tsubaki Nakatsukasa
"Silence means approaching... quietly! If you're trying to be an assassin, you have to learn how to shut the fuck up!"~Tsubaki Nakatsukasa
"The Camellia Blossom, also known as Tsubaki, is a flower without fragrance. It proclaims nothing, blooming in silence. When the blossom's petals scatter, it's quiet and tragic. I am Tsubaki. A silent flower without fragrance."~Tsubaki Nakatsukasa
"I am Tsubaki, a flower without fragrance. When I fall it will be silent and tragic."~Tsubaki Nakatsukasa
"I have a friend who has helped me realize something. He's helped me see that a Camellia does have a fragrance!"~Tsubaki Nakatsukasa
"Yay, London!"~Tsubaki Nakatsukasa
"You guys are a team, you have to work together if you want to do anything! One person can't make a decision without the other, you decide together and you fight together!"~Tsubaki Nakatsukasa
"I'll admit Black Star makes some dumb calls from time to time, but the important thing is I'm here to back him up no matter how big a fool he is. If we're fools we're fools together, that's the kind of team we are." ~Tsubaki Nakatsukasa
"Our souls, together with you till the end!"~Tsubaki Nakatsukasa
"The doors here only open one way. They open inward."~Crona
"This much I know: my blood is black."~Crona
"I'm not very good at talking with girls. They make me nervous."~Crona
"Ragnarok, Screaming Resonance."~Crona
"I don't like it, the dark circles under my eyes will come back and I don't know how to deal with the dark circles!"~Crona
"I've never seen a man with a screw sticking out of his head before. I don't know how I'm supposed to deal with a guy like that!"~Crona
"No, thumbtacks in my shoes would stick into my feet whenever I tried to walk. It would hurt. I don't think I could deal with that really." ~Crona
"There are stars and planets floating around me. I don't think I can handle astronomy right now."~Crona
"Hey. My blood is black, you know."~Crona
"I'm scared. Of everyone. I need to learn to deal with people better."~Crona
"Do you want to know where the real hell is hiding? It's inside your head."~Crona
"I hate, hate, hate everyone. But that's okay I can use my screams to blow them all away. I bet dead people are a lot easier to get along with."~Crona
"I can't lose weight! I don't know how to deal with being any skinnier than I already am!"~Crona
"That's gross, and I don't get the comparison!"~Crona
"Ewww...I don't want to hang out with someone disgusting as poop!"~Crona
"I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH THAT."~Crona
"Trusting someone not to hurt you... how idiotic is that?"~Crona
"I don't want to lose my only friend."~Crona
"If you let him hit you with that technique again, I'm gonna stick thumbtacks in your shoes, got it?"~ Ragnarok
"Screw yaself! You won't live that long!"~ Ragnarok
"Time to die, screwhead!"~ Ragnarok
"Astronomy is a lot easier to deal with than death, you moron."~ Ragnarok
"Oi, Crona. If the grim reaper catches up to us you're not having any dinner tonight."~ Ragnarok
"Don't be an idiot, girl. You're not gonna manage anything. Don't you remember how this went last time? You and your weapon didn't manage so well. I don't even know why I bother with you anyway. A puny little soul like yours is hardly even worth eating. That Star brat from earlier looked a lot tastier than you. You're an unappetising useless little girl. I don't even need to fight you. I could probably bully you to death from here!"~ Ragnarok
"Shut up."~ Ragnarok
"You idiot! Take this! And this! And this and this!"~ Ragnarok
"I'm gonna punch you until I can't punch anymore Crona!"~ Ragnarok
"Dammit Crona you complete idiot!"~ Ragnarok
"Screw you guys!"~ Ragnarok
"You and CRONA? FRIENDS? You gotta be kidding me! Who'd wanna be friends with a pathetic thing like him!? He isn't even any fun! Wait. I got it! You wanna keep him around as a punching bag! Bullying him is an excellent way to reduce stress! That's what you want him for..."~ Ragnarok
"Well too bad. I'm the only one who gets to beat up Crona! He's mine, you can't have him!"~ Ragnarok
: "How could you punch me Crona!? I don't believe it! You have no idea how it feels to be hit by you!"~ Ragnarok
"Well, I'll tell you! It's like when you haven't crapped in 3 days and 3 nights, and then you get a toilet water splash back bonus when you unload it all!"~ Ragnarok
"What'd you do to me you ugly cow!?"~ Ragnarok
"There is Crona's screech alpha you know. Heh, just thought I'd mention that. Don't know why though. We're onlookers. No way we're gonna help you... Not even for 3 pieces of candy..."~ Ragnarok
"Heh, it was just a figure of speech. I don't actually want any candy. I'm not a baby, you idiot."~ Ragnarok
"It's not a matter of number!"~ Ragnarok
"REALLY? Maka Albarn, you know how to strike a good bargain. It pays to negociate, don't 'cha think?"~ Ragnarok
"Don't underestimate my black blood!"~ Ragnarok
"Quit your worrying. Dumbass."~ Ragnarok
"Go after her Crona! Kill the witch! We're on fire now!"~ Ragnarok
"What? Are you trying to study right now? You're a strange girl."~ Ragnarok
"If you're his friend, then feed me!"~ Ragnarok
"Hmh, the food was good at least."~ Ragnarok
"Hey, Crona! You should try and find a partner who can cook, like that Tsubaki girl!"~ Ragnarok
"Goopi-pi! Things are getting interesting."~ Ragnarok
"Looks like the hallway's off limits from here. Goo pi pi! Which means it might be a good place to look for the vault."~ Ragnarok
"It's not my problem if you get yourself caught."~ Ragnarok
"Thanks a lot. We couldn't have done it without you."~ Ragnarok
"Looks like you have added your own girly touch here and there."~ Ragnarok
"What are you waiting for you moron?"~ Ragnarok
"It was easy! Whilst she was out of the room, we just added a little drop to her tea." ~ Ragnarok
"Reaper Chop!"~Lord Death
"Yeah, yeah. Hello, hello." ~Lord Death
: "This last collection, the witch's soul, is very important. If you slip up, all of the ninety-nine Kishin souls the two of you have collected so far will be confiscated." ~Lord Death
"If you don't shut up, I'm going to use my Reaper Chop to split your head open!"~Lord Death
"Well hello, son! What's up? It's good to see you! I've forgotten how cute those stripes on your hair are."~Lord Death
"People and Gods alike possess weaknesses. In order to bury those failings, they seek strength and power. Fear and desire are two sides of the same coin."~Lord Death
"Yo! Hey! Hiya! Thanks for comin', great to see you! Okay well that's about all I have to say. Have a great time tonight"~Lord Death
"WASSUP, WASSUP, WASSUUPPPPP?!"~Lord Death
"I'd really hate to say this to you, especially since you just woke up...but it's time for you to die again."~Lord Death
"You filthy unforgivable swine! That's it, I'M GOING TO SKIN YOU ALIVE AGAIN!"~Lord Death
"Yeah sorry, it won't happen again. This time you will be GOOD AND DEAD." ~Lord Death
"Special attack... COFFEE TABLE FLIP!"~Lord Death
"I'll remove your threat ONCE AND FOR ALL! I am the guardian of this world, it is my job to make sure you do no further damage to it!"~Lord Death
"I have a simpler motive. Experimentation and observation that's all a true scientist cares about. And I am a scientist. Everything in the world is an experimental test subject, of course that includes myself as well."~ Stein
"All the more reason to dissect one, before the whole species dies off."~ Stein
"I think I'd like to dissect you now!"~ Stein
"Are you helping because you're a doctor? Or is it because you're a Witch?"~ Stein
"Ha ha ha ha! Promise me something if you're gunna sue go after Spirit first okay?"~ Stein
"This is fear. That's good then, I had forgotten what it felt like."~ Stein
"Are you ready to fight against fear itself? Will you cross beyond that door? Let your souls make the decision for you."~ Stein
"Made you look."~ Stein
"Hey, Soul Eater. If you even think of touching my Maka, if you lay a hand on her, as a death scythe... no. As her father, I will freaking kill you. You got me, you little octopus head?"~Death Scythe
"What did you just say?! Are you trying to tell me that my Maka's not attractive?! Why haven't you made a move on her?! You're a man, aren't you!?"~Death Scythe
"Maka, your dad loves you."~Death Scythe
"It's more effective if you warn before you chop!"~Death Scythe
"Maka! Please don't hate me, Maka! I love you and mama! I promise, Maka! It's true! It's true! I love you! I love you!"~Death Scythe
"Good times at Chupacabras!"~Death Scythe
"How was that, Maka? Isn't your old man cool?"~Death Scythe
"Your Papa has arrived. That's right, Maka. Take a good look at how brave and selfless is... She's not even looking at me!"~Death Scythe
"He's using every drop of his blood as a weapon."~Death Scythe
"Oh my darling. My dear white coated angel. Please heal me! My heart is in need of your sweet, sweet medical lovin only you can cure!"~Death Scythe
"Hahaha, look at that Maka! You see how ridiculous the sun looks trying to fight off sleep! Pretty funny!"~Death Scythe
"Hang in there! Millions of men everywhere are on your side!"~Death Scythe
"I bet Maka's enjoying her present right about now."~Death Scythe
"It will be alright, have faith in yourself. Crona, you will be a Kishin."~Medusa Gorgon
"Um well Miss Maka? Can you do me a favor and help me out with your father? I can't get him off my leg."~Medusa Gorgon
"You don't feel as good on my foot now, change yourself back into a frog."~Medusa Gorgon
"You're horrible! Commenting on my appearance like that! I don't have to listen to this from you! It's sexual harassment!"~Medusa Gorgon
"The Kishin's power surpasses human understanding. It is evolution itself. Lord Death and his little academy have protected the world by acting as a check against power. The DWMA seeks only to maintain the status quo, that's its mission. But still... time continues to march forward. It's only natural for the rest of the world to progress with it, don't you agree? That's how nature works. And yet Professor Stein, this academy has made a point to keep that from happening. Do you really want to live in a world of stasis? Where nothing changes, you're a scientist like me. Surely you must understand."~Medusa Gorgon
"You think that you can punish me? How arrogant. You're the one who betrayed the Grim Reaper. Tell me, what do you think that your sentence will be? What gives you the right to be the one to punish me?"~Medusa Gorgon
" I'm a witch. It's our job to blaspheme against God."~Medusa Gorgon
" I love you, Crona."~Medusa Gorgon
"All we can do is imagine. Life becomes an unsolvable mystery with any number of twists and turns awaiting us. And that's enough to fill any soul with terror." ~Asura
"It's not necessarily the uncertainty that makes us fearful. It's more than that. The answers that we imagine are what really frighten us."~Asura
"Imagination is where all our fear originates, it is the mother of terror and mankind's greatest weakness."~Asura
"What you offer is order and authority, which gives humans the illusion of security and peace, but what truly lies under the thin layer of rationality you attempt to impose on the world?"~Asura
"Pain in the present can be dealt with. It's imagining future pain that hurts us the most. It terrifies us."~Asura
"Pain and death aren't so frightening really, unless you let your imagination run away with you..."~Asura
"Don't you see how empty and meaningless the authority you impose is? That's not how the truth is found. You make your followers feel safe by offering them white lies and comforting words... Don't you know that it only harms them more?"~Asura
"Have you been listening to a word I've said, old man!? What's wrong with surrendering to madness? That's where the true peace is."~Asura
"We were friends once, so allow me to offer you one small piece of advice. You should be careful about hiding behind authority and blinding yourself to the realities of the world. It might cost you your life someday. Or somebody else's."~Asura
"The root of all fear is imagination"~Asura
"So you got rid of corporal terror by discarding the flesh, intellectual dread by using Brew! And you overcame the mental fear by trusting others and depending on it?! But such feeble support will break easily! It will be all over when it breaks and the madness will take over again."~Asura
" There's nothing unusual here…The appropriate one stands in the appropriate place after the inappropriate ones have collapsed to the ground, defeated. There is nothing unexpected or odd about it. That is harsh reality. Nothing uncertain exists here. Not even fear."~Asura
"What is Bravery?" ~Asura
" Everybody has it huh...then it's just like madness." ~Asura
"Wouldn't it be nice to have a strong mind, one that can get rid of the fear you feel?" ~Little Demon
"Seek out the power you need. Find a rule to break, it will make you stronger. Stronger perhaps then you thought possible." ~Little Demon
"Come with me. Overwhelming madness and power await." ~Little Demon
"How could he do such an awful thing to my beloved Kim? Hiro, you're a dead man!"~Ox Ford
"What are you gonna do now Ox? You can't get expelled from the academy."~Harvar D.Éclair
"YOU DIRTY PERVERTS!" ~Kim
Kim: "I'd be more impressed if you were rich and handsome."~Kim
Kim: "Okay. Make sure I'm covered. You ready Jackie?"~Kim
"Welcome. Welcome to my cave young ones. Please forgive the belated salutations. I am the holy sword Excalibur!"~Excalibur
"My legend dates back to the 12th Century thank you very much."~Excalibur
"Young ones! Do you want to hear the legend of me? Do you want to hear a heroic tale?"~Excalibur
"My mornings begin with a cup of coffee with cream at the cafe. My afternoon begins with hot tea with two lumps of sugar. And my evenings... In the evening I change into my pajamas."~Excalibur
"The taller the chefs hat the greater the chef... FOOLS ... Who said I was a chef?!"~Excalibur
"No autographs you Litttle shit"~Excalibur
"Before becoming my Meister there is a list of 1,000 provisions you must persue. Be sure to look through all of them, they're important. I greatly look forward to your participation in number 452: The five hour story telling party."~Excalibur
:"No. 022: On a refreshing morning, start out with a refreshing greeting".
: "Number 058 of the 1,000 provisions I would like you to observe, never talk to me while I'm humming to myself. This is an important provision do you understand?"
: "No. 075: Celebrate Excalibur's birthday in grand-style."
: "No. 172: Seek harmony. Seek it, thus. First! A haircut!"
: "Number 202. Only the grandest of toilets is acceptable!"
:"This brings us to number 278 of the 1,000 provisions you must observe. I hate carrots. Never even think about putting them in my food, you get it?"
"SILENCE! This is number 349 of the 1,000 provisions you must observe. Meisters should eat everything regardless of personal likes and dislikes. Never say anything as selfish as "I don't like carrots." again."
: "No. 452: Attendance at the five hour story-telling party is absolutely mandatory."
:"Have you forgotten provision No. 573? Always walk 3 steps behind me."
: "No. 578: The hero must never tell a lie."
: "No. 602: Food must be prepared with the freshest ingredients."
: "No. 667: You must praise Excalibur at all times."
: "To sum up that is what led to number 679 of the 1,000 provisions you must observe. Always place a dehumidifier in your room."
"Hey! Hold on, come back! I'll tell you what! I can lower those 1,000 provisions down to 800, just as long as you take part in the five hour story telling party."~Excalibur
"You want to hear my legend, don't you? FOOL... FOOL... FOOL... Ugh... Fool."~Excalibur
"My legend dates back to the 12th Century you see. My legend is quite old. The 12th Century was a long time ago."~Excalibur
"Nothing beats a cup of herbal tea in the morning."~Excalibur
"Of course they are my family. Isn't it obvious? And a wonderful family they were. It happened long ago when I was still in the flower of my youth. The cities began to grow wild, people lost hope for the future. They became lazy, idol time wasters. And to my everlasting shame I was no exception. Thus, I began to watch the 7 O'Clock news religiously every night!"~Excalibur
"Thus I found myself carrying the entire weight of the troop as I preformed my dance before a capacity crowd at the opera house."~Excalibur
"It's quite basic actually, perhaps the simplest of tricks there is. True it may not seem so simple from an ordinary persons point of view, some people may even consider it a baffling, utterly perplexing problem. Things will often appear complicated on the outside while in truth they are simplicity itself. Of course how one sees these things depends on the person, many people find there is a fine line separating the complex to the very simple."~Excalibur
"I was all dried up. Yes, nothing could satisfy me anymore. I was but a shell of a man. An unspeakable emptiness grew deep within my heart. I became frustrated, sad, hollow. The gaping hole inside of me was growing larger everyday. Slowly consuming me from the inside out. At least until that day came."~Excalibur
"Thus at long last the fighting between the rival gangs had ended! To sum up this leads us to number 778 of the 1,000 provisions you must observe. Never mail a letter without the return address or the proper postage. And don't call collect."~Excalibur
"FOOL! As someone who is unaware of the vital role that singing has played in the cultural history of mankind you are in no position to question me. Remember that the next time you stop to consider your place in this world. You do not possess the power to deny a singer his song. Do you understand what I'm telling you?"~Excalibur
" Excalibur! Excalibur! From United Kingdom! I'm looking for heaven! I'm going to California! "~Excalibur
"Attention, Meisters around the country. I have a great opportunity to announce. You want to be a warrior don't you? So why not test yourself by mastering me? Only one person can have this honour, so act quickly! Observe my exquisite form. Notice my unparalleled sharpness. Act now and you'll receive four free hours at my five hour story telling party! Enter yourself for my special drawing. I will be teaming up with the winning Meister. Don't let this chance pass you by. Send entries to the address below. May victory and glory be yours!"~Excalibur
"This academy is nothing special. My legend is far more impressive than anything that has ever happened at this school. All students and Meisters must hear it."~Excalibur
"Fool. My legend dates back to the twelfth century you see. It began on a midsummers day with the sun blazing overhead. No, wait. It was a blustery Autumn day. I was the unsavoury fellow back when it all started. Which was in the winter as I recall. I remember the tough crowd, all the hot babes fought over me that summer. Yes. Yes that's right, it was summer. A scorching midsummer day. I was a dangerous man at the time. And yet, refined somehow. Everyone thought so. They still think so to this day. Although, maybe they didn't think so as much back then. But they definitely said I was dangerous, I'm sure of it...And I know I've always been refined so they must have been thinking it. Yes. Yes indeed. Everyone thought and said and talked about how amazing I was. I'm still amazing of course, but no longer the bad boy that I was back then. On that chilled, frozen winter day. I will continue the re-telling of my legend; But first, there will be a five minute break. Stand still and await my return."~Excalibur
"You can't wait five minutes? Fool."~Excalibur
"Now that you mention it, my legend began on the same day as today. A Tuesday or a Wednesday. Or a Saturday perhaps. No, it was on Monday. No. I suppose it could have been a Tuesday or Wednesday. Thursday's a distinct possibility or Friday even. Although Monday does sound right. And Saturday is a lovely day to begin a legend with. Perhaps it was a Thursday? Or Tuesday. Maybe Wednesday or Friday? There's always Monday too. And Saturday, we can't forget Saturday. No, no. It was almost certainly on a-"
"We fight then?"~Excalibur
" Sushi, sushi sushi roll-roll! Sushi, sushi sushi roll-roll! California-roll, California-roll - Wanna fight?"~Excalibur
"Now let us begin another great day, shall we?"~Excalibur
"Your twenties will be the great transitional period of your life. It is a time of crossroads. Of immense change of incredible uncertainty. Indeed my 20's were such a period for me. That was when I evolved from a no good troublemaker to the legendary sword you see before you today. Many men envy my hairstyle you see and they were inspired... and formed a fringe group, a sort of cult if you will - Dedicated to the adoration of my daring hairstyle. They met every week. Or was it everyday? As you may have noticed, humans are very young from the time they are born until some years later. I however was born old and wise and would often discuss abstract..."~Excalibur
"This man is the culprit! That's right! This man is the brother of the girl who went missing 10 years ago and the Author of this terribly tragic tale of revenge and murder." ~Excalibur
"I want some red king crab."~Excalibur
"Well done! You have met the 1000 provisions. As a reward, I'll sing you a song. Listen carefully."~Excalibur
"Now, on our way. A-choo! A-choo! A-choo! A-choo! Only a sneezing fit, let's go. A-choo! A-choo! Nh-hee! Nh-hee!"~Excalibur
"Welcome to the story telling party! We will begin with my personal history! I shall recount my legend from it's historic beginning!"~Excalibur
"Fool. You shouldn't make assumptions... Fool. You may not be able to understand the subtle genius of my character but I assure you there are others who do. Worry not everyone. I shall return. See you later!"~Excalibur
"Fool. Why wouldn't I be here?"~Excalibur
"Huh. What kind of greeting is that?"~Excalibur
"It was not idol curiosity that let to Eibon's immortality research. Indeed, the true reason... is much more tragic... His wife lay dying. Eibon's obsession with immortality was born because he desperately sought to save his beloved. But no matter how great the inventor, or how noble the cause... Transcending death is an impossible feet. Not even Eibon could hope to succeed in such an endeavour. But when all seemed lost, someone appeared by his side. Offering help and comforting words. That someone was... The Witch, Arachne."~Excalibur
"HA! That's just a bonus. My reason goes a great deal deeper than that... FOOL. That isn't it... I've come to observe."~Excalibur
"FOOLS. What do you use your eyes for? Decoration?"~Excalibur
"FOOLS. Nothing has been decided yet. The battle's still going on... FOOL! Of course I am... FOOL! SILENCE! I require a cup of tea before I deign to answer that."~Excalibur
"Fool! I said tea... and I mean tea..."~Excalibur
"Pum, Pum, Pum, Pum. I always get what I want, so just give it to me. Pum, Pum, Pum, Pum. I'm a beauty, beautiful pretty lady. But you know, you know I've got a secret yes I do. Pumpkins, Pum, Pum, Pumpkins. Pum, Pum, Pumpkins because that's my magic spell. Pum, Pum, Pumpkins, Pum, Pum, Pumpkins yeah!"~Blair
"Oh! My little scythey boy!"~Blair
"Pum, Pumpkin, Smashing Pumpkin!"~Blair
"I never said I was a witch, did I? You just made that assumption all on your own. I'm really just a cat with a ridiculous amount of magical power."~Blair
-this!...-
Maka Albarn: Listen up, Soul. This time, I wrote a detailed plan on this piece of paper.
Soul Eater: And that's supposed to give us an edge this time? We're not exactly going grocery shopping here. A piece of paper isn't gonna help us beat a witch.
Maka Albarn: Fine! Then, you tell me how to beat Blair!
Soul Eater: Who knows? I vote for brute force.
Maka Albarn: That's your answer for everything! We have to work together! Don't you wanna become a death sythe!
Soul Eater: Yeah, I get it, Maka. Shut up now.
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Franken Stein: Now for this exercise, you will face each other and point out each other's flaws.
Maka Albarn: You mean we have to insult each other?
Franken Stein: Yes, you could say that.
Soul Eater: [to Maka] You're stubborn and reckless, all you like to do for fun is read so you're boring, and you have fat ankles.
Maka Albarn: [smacks Soul with her book]
Soul Eater: That's another one! You always hit me! That's a flaw all right!
Maka Albarn: [hits Soul again]
Soul Eater: Professor... what beating me up part of the lesson?
Franken Stein: No more beating up on Soul, Maka.