"I am Sailor Moon, the champion of justice. In the name of the moon, I will right wrong and triumph over evil... and that means you!" ~Sailor Moon
"No deals with double crossing, bad bleach job negacreeps like you. Get ready, the negaverse is dust!" ~ Sailor Moon
"I'm alright, but the big ugly thing isn't."~Sailor Moon
"Surrender while you can, and make it quick,okay,because I haven't got anytime."~SailorMoon
"Darien, she may have your mind, but your heart belongs to me." ~Sailor Moon
"I don't wanna play this game anymore! I WANNA GO HOME!" ~ Sailor Moon
"I am Sailor Moon! I stand for love. And I also stand for justice. And in the name of the Moon, I will punish you! "~Sailor Moon
"I never renounce my feelings. True Love can not be taken away by anyone."~ Sailor Moon
"Hey stinkweed, how dare you use your floral beauty in such an evil way! Who knows what compost heap you come from, but your not welcome here, and believe me, we get to the root of every problem,and that means you!" ~ Sailor Moon
"Ow! That hurt! I don't want to do this anymore! "~ Sailor Moon
"I won't let you take her... do you hear me? Nobody takes her without facing me first... YOU'RE DUSTED BUSTER!"~ Sailor Moon
"How will I ever explain to my friends why I have tire tracks down my back?"~ Sailor Moon
"I love tuna fish and field mouse pudding." ~Luna
"Try babysitting a bunch of wanna-be scouts who do nothing but gossip." ~ Luna
"Serena, are you really going to start your homework without anybody telling you to?" ~Luna
"You know, she may just be able to pull this off. *Serena trips over* Spoke too soon." ~Luna
"Serena is taking this Tuxedo Mask disappearing thing pretty hard." ~ Luna
"Serena. Beautiful... but a shopaholic. "~Melvin Marshall
"No! It's aliens that have come to destroy us because of how we've polluted our beautiful planet." ~Melvin
" That's so sweet I'm getting cavities! "~Beryl
"I know this place where they take tons of pictures. You fit in really well there. It's called the zoo! "~Sammy
"But I'm the one with the most talent here!"~ Lita
"He looks just like my old boyfriend..." ~ Lita
"You should stop reading so many romance novels."~Lita
"Nope! Not until I get what I want, and believe me, I always do!" ~Lita
"Bullying little kids, how far you go, pal? Are you just a schoolyard bully?" ~Tuxedo Mask
"You use you power only for evil, Jedite. Big mistake."~Tuxedo Mask
" You're cruisin' for a bruisin'! "~Serena
"A talking cat! Oh man, I have been studying too hard!"~ Serena
"I can protect the Earth all by myself. Don't you believe me? Look, look, big Serena, little Earth. Relax guys, I got it covered." ~ Serena
"Cranky old Darien my dream hunk, this could take some adjusting to." ~ Serena
"She paints too. Darien would get along great with her. She's perfect. I better make sure they never meet." ~ Serena
"Hey, bookworm! Today you're going to do nothing but play!"~ Serena
"You know, too many chores can be bad for you!"~Serena
"Psst, hey Rei, major question. You didn't forget to kiss Chad goodbye did you?" ~ Serena
"Now my boyfriend has found himself a new girlfriend I'm just gonna eat away my sorrows." ~Serena
"Hello? Planet earth to player b." ~Serena
"Give it back! Give it back to Raye right now! You'll pay for your rotten ways! "~Serena
"Once upon a time long ago, Darien, Prince of the Earth, fell in love with the beautiful, wonderful, smart, totally baked-out, major irresistible princess of the Moon who just happened to be named Serena. But they were attacked by nasty Queen Beryl and her evil forces from the Negaverse. So Darien dressed up as the superhero Tuxedo Mask and saved Princess Serena from the evil Queen."~Serena
"Why are you always yelling at me Raye?! Your so mean!" ~Serena
"You've got guts, Jupiter. But it takes more than guts to beat the Negaverse. Give up now, you'll never win."~ Darien
"Are you stupid, or just incredibly lazy?" ~ Darien
"Meatball head, don't go in there alone! You'd probably get lost in your own closet!" ~ Darien
"I've had it with this itchy costume! We were supposed to be dwarves, remember? Not animals! I feel like some little five-year old back in kindergarten!"~Raye
"Hey, Meatball head, that's a good name for her!" ~Raye
"What you got noodles inside that head of yours to go with the meatballs?! We're the Sailor Scouts, we'll figure out some way to get in there!"~ Raye
"That Serena is not a sailor scout! She's a failure scout!"~ Raye
"I think there's a special connection between Amara and me, like were soulmates or something."~Mina
" Don't worry... I won't hurt you if you do what I say... "~Avery
"You know, Darien. Even in a dream, you're just too good to be true."~ Super Sailor Moon
"Pegasus, I thought love was supposed to be all googly eyes and smooches."~ Rini
"Didn't anyone ever tell you to be careful what you wish for?" ~ Rini
"Stop Raye, don't mention exams! I'm so far behind I'm probably going to get an A minus!" ~Amy
"Don't dream that your all grown-up: big dreams are best just for kids." ~ Amazon Quartet
"Think of me as your worst nightmare, in pink!"~Sailor Mini Moon
"Stop with the chit-chat, I'm feeling neglected!"~Wicked Lady
"Maybe she'll have a klutz attack and trip Queen Beryl." ~Artemis
"Don't tell me you forgot a handsome cat like me".~Artemis
"You're thinking I'm just a pretty blonde. In my case what you see is definitely not what you get. Sailor V is for victory. I'm Sailor Venus." ~Sailor Venus
"You want trouble pal, you're lookin' at it!"~Sailor Jupiter
"Our princess is such a crybaby." ~Sailor Uranus
"You've met my friends, Mars and Jupiter. Some people say that I'm a bookworm, but my most lethal weapon is my mind. Beware, because I am, Sailor Mercury!" ~ Sailor Mercury
"Never doubt the power of innocent dreamers, never doubt the dreams of innocent children, never doubt your worst nightmare." ~Zerconia
"The Stars rule everything!" ~ Nephlite
"Look at her trying to act like Sailor V."~Unknown School Girls
"In cases like these people like to be left alone, but Serena's not one of them." ~ Mina
"Look who's talking! You think the paperboy likes just because he rides by you front door every morning!" ~Mina
"I've been defeated by this delicious thing those humans call cake!" ~Emerald
Lita:"Raye allergic to pollen, Serena and Mina are allergic to studying, and I'm allergic to wasting my time."
Raye:""I bet they're following some cute guy they saw at the game arcade."
Lita:"No way, they aren't that big of dorks."
"Yes they are." They all groan.
Molly:"Ya know, Melvin, anyone would have gotten a stomachache if they drank 15 large milkshakes."
*Melvins groans*
Molly:"Here, I brought you a present."
*Molly pulls a large milkshake out of her bag.*
Melvin:"NOOOO!"
Sailor Mercury:"We are Sailor Scouts, the champions of justice!"
Sailor Mars:"We will right wrongs and triumph over evil like you!"
Sailor Mercury &Sailor Mars:"On behalf of..."
Sailor Mars:"...Mars..."
Sailor Mercury:"...and Mercury..."
Sailor Mercury &Sailor Mars:"...we will punish you!"
Sailor Moon:"Hey! You guys are STEALING ALL OF MY LINES!"
Amara:"Bye, little miss Beethoven."
Serena:"I'm going to look that word up and if it means
something mean, I'm going to be mad!"
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Serena:I guess Darien is kind of a hunk. But hey! What a mindless zero personality! I don't know why Raye likes him! She must be brain dead! Oh! Cosmic!
Darien:"Got a problem?"
Serena:"Quiet! I'm posing!"
Darien:She is quite a looker. When she's not falling down."
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Serena:"Yeah, well don't worry about me buddy!"
Darien:"I'm not: I know your gonna fail. You're never on time, you're always cramming junk food into your mouth, and you can't walk one block without falling down and taking at least three other people with you."
Andrew:"Cheer up Serena what does your brother know anyway? If you want to go into modeling you gotta just go for it."
Serena:"Do you really think so, Andrew? You think I got what it takes?"
Darien:"Yeah, absolutely... I can just see you stumbling right off the stage... brain like a donkey it's Serena the hyena!"
Serena:"Just stay outta this, ok Darien! Who asked you?!"
Darien:"I'm just tryin' to help you Serena, modeling is tough work. You gotta get up early and do exactly what your told, you gotta be on time, and you really got to watch what you eat! You can't eat any junk!"
Serena:"Creep! How would you know?"
Darien:"Well, actually, when I first got outta high school, I did some modeling to pay my tuition."
Serena:"You did modeling? No way!"
Darien:"Yeah... it's not all glamour believe me." Darien
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Alien Alan:"No way! Serena can't be Sailor Moon!"
Alien Ann: "That little blond air head?! No wonder she's such a klutz!"
Sailor Moon:"So, you think I'm a klutz? Well, this klutz will teach you a lesson! I stand behind my friends and furballs!"
Artemis and Luna: "Meow!" (groaning)