Chapter 2 of my latest story. thank you very much to all my reviewers :) and here we go :D
"Neji, you wouldn't believe me even if I told you, even if I showed you!" She whispered out
"TenTe-" She heard before her eyes began to droop. She knees shook beneath her and her body became limp.
"Neji..." She whispered out before she hit the ground.
"TenTen!" she heard a feminine voice call out. She stirred gently at first her eyes slowly blinking open to find herself on a battlefield. She sat up quickly finding the men they were sent after attacking her teammates.
"TenTen!" the woman's voice called out again. She spun around to find a man running towards her with several kunai in his hands. She moved quickly spinning on her hands to kick the man away before jumping to her feet. She assumed her fighting position whipping her scrolls out to blast her opponents away with her rainstorm of various weaponry.
"Jūken!" The feminine voice called out. TenTen's eyebrows furrowed. When did a female Hyuuga arrive? She had no time to investigate as the men came from any and all directions weapons and explosives out and ready to bring her harm.
Fierce taijutsu and weaponry battles broke out TenTen feeling a bit clumsy with her movements. It was as if she had grown in her sleep and was unaccustomed to her new body. She cursed under her breath dodging as two more men came flailing weapons her way.
A few hours passed and the men were successfully beaten, tied and ready to be reported to Tsunade.
TenTen sighed in relief. "What the hell was that TenTen!" She heard the woman from earlier say.
"That's right! who are you?" She asked turning to face the woman. She was beautiful, long brown hair tied at the bottom, cream colored robes sitting snugly on her curvaceous body and ample breasts and topped off with angry pale white eyes and peered deep inside of her.
"eh...Neji?" She asked cautiously. The woman sighed crossing her arms over her chest.
"Exactly. I want to know what you did." She responded.
"Ehhh? Me? Why do I automatically have something to do with it?" She yelled out. She calmed instantly and clutched at her throat.
"Is that me speaking..." She said softly. Her voice was deep and rather masculine. She sped over to the nearest reflective surface and found a boy staring back at her, long brown hair tied back into one pony tail, bright brown eyes, a blue Chinese shirt with black baggy Chinese pants.
"AHHHHH! What the hell is going on!" She screamed out touching her face and body finding something extra hanging between her legs. She blushed at the feel of it. She could only scream again.
Neji sighed in irritation. "Yes you're a man, and I am a woman. Now what exactly did you do to cause this predicament. I trust the fact that neither Gai nor Lee have suffered any changes, and your strange behavior before the start of this mission makes for enough evidence to put you as the prime source of this mayhem." Neji said quietly sitting before TenTen.
"What did you do TenTen." He asked again impatience evident, when she said nothing.
"You wouldn't believe me!" TenTen whispered out. Neji sighed again.
"TenTen I woke up this morning a man, now I am anatomically a woman. I don't believe there is much I will not believe at the moment." He said sighing again.
"I picked this flower from 'Adams' flower garden. It was supposed to show me the bond between my fated partner in one way or another. Shit." She said tears starting to leak into her eyes.
"Don't cry it isn't very manly." Neji said sighing in surrender. "Once we return to the village we can discuss this occurrence with the Hokage who may have a cure of some sort." Neji said.
"For now, let's gather these men and return them to the village for their interrogation." Neji finished standing again and picking two of the men up and pushing them to walk.
TenTen, Gai, and Lee did the same.
Tsunade sat in her office glaring daggers at the paperwork that piled up on her desk. Her sake bottle was empty and her patience was gone.
"I cannot do anymore paperwork!" She cried out flipping the table so all of the papers scattered about the room in messy piles.
"Shizune! I quit! I can't take it anymore! I need some sake!" Tsunade bellowed out throwing a sad tantrum by the desk. Tsunade's door slammed open and Hinata ran inside screaming.
"Tsunade-baa-chan! Something really weird is happening!" She cried out. Naruto stepped in quietly after her.
"N-naruto-kun c-calm down!" he told Hintata. Shizune and Tsunade could only stare at the offset shinobi. They continued their fits of panic as both tried to speak at the same time.
"Sit down." Tsunade said interrupting the now noisy Hinata and quite red faced Naruto.
"Tsunade-baa-chan! I went to shower this morning and I woke up with boobs, really really big boobs! And my little buddy was gone! I woke up as Hinata!" Hinata cried out noisily.
"B-Bath?! B-Bo-Boo...b..s" Naruto squeaked out. "O-Oh no...he saw me, he saw everything!" he muttered wearily. Tsunade only looked over to Shizune who shrugged. Tsunade turned back to the two to speak but was interrupted when a knock on the door was heard.
"Urgh. Enter!" She bellowed. In walked the two green beasts and a very beautiful young man and woman.
Tsunade sighed at the strangers' entrance.
"Tsunade-sama. The intruders have been captured and bound for interrogation. However something strange occurred just before we caught them. The two of us had our genders reversed." The woman spoke quickly and formally. Tsunade sighed letting her eyes close and her eye brows furrow.
"Just what the hell is going on today?" Tsunade bellowed. "Lee! Gai! Take the men to the torture and interrogation room." She looked to the four troubled shinobi.
"You four, I don't know what it is you did, or how, but i do not have any way to treat whatever it is that is wrong with you. You will be taken off mission availability until this problem has been solved." She sighed out in exasperation.
"Dismissed." She said turning to Shizune. "Now I need four bottles of Sake and some damn Genin to pick this mess up!" She cried out storming from the room. Shizune furrowed her eye brows in worry and hustled off behind Tsunade. Sakura who'd just arrived walked into the office nearly falling to the ground at the mess.
TenTen and Neji walked the streets of the village alongside Hinata who walked with her hands resting behind her head and Naruto who walked his hands held in front of him, a constant blush on his face. The group got plenty of odd stares and quite a few confused people asking questions.
"What has to be done TenTen. What did this man tell you?" Neji said.
"Eh? I told you that somehow this is supposed to show me the way to my soul mate." She said, she pulled out her flower to show him. He took the flower from her to analyze it closely.
"This is just a flower TenTen. There isn't any way this flower will solve our problems." He said. "Perhaps this means I am the catalyst for you and this soul mate meeting." Neji thought aloud.
TenTen moved to take the rose back and their finger tips connected. The rose closed its petals and disappeared in a bright flash of light. The rose was gone, but their pinky fingers were now tied together by string.
"What is this?!" Neji cried out in his new feminine voice.
"I-I don't know!" TenTen said just about ready to run away in surrender. Neji growled out whipping out a Kunai knife and quickly slicing at the thread. The knife passed right through it and still connected them.
"What are you doing Neji? Cutting air?" Hinata's body asked stupidly.
"No, you idiot. This string, I was trying to cut it." He said. Hinata's body looked between them and shook her head.
"What string aint nothing there!" He laughed out. Hinata's eyes widened at the disappearance of the rose. She took her own out and turned to her body.
"Na-Naruto-kun. W-Would you hold this flower?" She asked him. He eyed it and raised an eyebrow at her.
"A flower? Why?" He asked holding his hand out to grab it. His fingers touched hers and their flower vanished as well replaced by the pinky connecting threat.
"What the fuc-" Hinata tried to exclaim but was bonked on the head by Neji.
"Language like that does not leave Lady Hinata's mouth!" He yelled.
Both Naruto and Hinata's bodies flinched in pain at the blow.
"Th-That hurt N-neji-nii-san." Naruto's body rubbed its head in time with Hinata's.
"Oh god, Hinata-sama, you feel his pain now too?!" Neji yelled out. TenTen pulled him back from hitting either.
"Maa...Neji calm down. Violence won't solve anything." She said. She looked at him curiously. She looked at herself and pinched her arm harshly. Neji jumped.
"What are you hurting yourself for TenTen?" He yelled at her. She laughed sheepishly.
"Calm down Neji-kun, I was simply testing it out!" She said pushing her hands out in surrender. He fumed but remained silent.
"What the hell are we supposed to do now? I may be able to get away with going home if I keep constant use of a henge, but it seems you two have switched bodies completely." Neji said thinking aloud.
"Ne...Hinata-chan could just stay with me for a while!" Hinata's body said. "She might as well since we're stuck like these and feel the same pain and all that." He said.
"Absolutely not!" Neji said as Hinata nearly popped from the heat in her face.
"L-L-ive? W-With N-Naruto-kun?" She said blushing from head to toe. Neji shook his head again.
"Absolutely not! The clan would not allow Hinata-sama to be missed from the estate for so long." He bellowed. TenTen pinched herself again.
"Ite..TenTen please cease this pinching!" He cried out in exhaustion.
"Then it's settled Neji will stay with me and Naruto and Hinata-chan will stay together. We simply have a reconnaissance mission with an undefined time frame. I'm sure a henge can make it through that at least." TenTen suggested. Hinata blushed Naruto nodded happily and Neji continued to shake his head.
The four completed a henge and made their way to the Hyuuga compound to explain such to Hiashi.