Phil the Family Man

Ihope you enjoyed Chapter1. Chapter 2 isfocusing on Phil and Keely learning and adjusting to thelife as parents.

Chapter 2

Phil'sPOV

"It's your turn," Keely said half asleep.

"Fine, but you are changing them," I told Keely.

Me and Keely takes turn each morning; one changes the twins while the other gets their bottles ready. And, depending on the time, one stays up with them. I can't believe that they are already 9 months old.

I turned down the baby monitor. It was 4:30 in the morning. I walked into the kitchen andI opened up the fridge.

"Good morning, Master Phil. I see that the twins are up extra early today. I can tell you will be in for a treat," said our smart house, Jeff.

Keely was surprised that we had one of only fifty smart houses in the world. When her mom found out that we are from the future she made us a savings account. Then when she got remarried, she made it so all Teslow-Hackett(yes, it is Vice-Principal Hackett. Yes, he knows to that my family is from the future. When he found out all the gadgets we had he was sorry for trying to report us to the alien hot line number.) family could add to it. Before she died the first smart house was made, so she changed the saving account to go to a smart house. We did not know about it until we got our marriage license signed by Mayor Teslow-Hackett. It was the mayor who told us about it.

"I sure hope not," I told Jeff. "Can you look up what the time travel traffic is like for today? Keels's mom has not stop bugging us to come and visit. She said pictures are not the same as the real thing. Oh, and another thing, go ahead and turn on the moving floor, but turn on the weight limit."

"Yes, Sir."

I love being a dad. It's the greatest thing. I just wish I was not in highschool still. I am still scared I will do something wrong, but not as much as I was before they were born. I think we are doing at great job without any parenting classes. Me and Keely decided that we couldn't afford it. But my parents agreed to help us- man that was fun, not.

** *Flashback* * *

"Ok. Phil, Keely? Pay close attention on how to change a diaper. Step 1. Lay the baby down. Step 2. Take off the pants Step 3. Remove the stripes for the diaper. Step 4 If it'spoppy you need to use wipes and throw it away. Step 5 Put on a new diaper and apply baby powder too," said my mom.

"Now each of you will take turns putting a diaper on the twins," said my dad.

I was doing what they told me when my mom yelled, "You did not throw away the diaper. Phil, you lose a point."

"I AM NOT GOING TO THROW AWAY A PERFECTLY GOOD DIAPER. THIS WHOLE CLASS IS STUPID! WE ALREADY KNOW HOW TO CHANGE A DIAPER. WE ASKED HOW TO BE GOOD PARENTS - NOT HOW TO CHANGE A DIAPER! YEAH, WE'RE YOUNG BUT WE ARE NOT STUPID. WE WANTED TIPS - NOT STEPS ON STUFF WE ALREADY KNOW HOW TO DO!" I yelled at my mom and dad. I didn't mean to explode like that, but I was tired. I hadn'tI slept for four days. Luckily my parents understood, so they let us go home and sleep while they watched the twins for a few days.

** * end of flashback * * *

Just asI finished feeding the twins their bottles, Jeff told me that there was not going to be any time travel traffic today. I told Keely that we were going to visit everyone. She screamed so loud it set off Jeff's panic mode, so we got stuck in lock down mode for three hours.

In locked down, the twins got into the cereal, the macaroni, Keely's makeup, my virtual video games, and they tore up mine and Keely's homework. They also got a hold of the watergunanator and soaked the both of us. They are smart, evil, nine-month babies and we had to change them 15 times.

''… well, they should sleep the whole way through.''

Keely said, ''I think I may sleep, too. Wake me up, Philly.''

Right as we got into the time hole, my mom called.

''Phil, it's Mom. I know you are time traveling, but I don't think this can wait ... I AM PREGNANT WITH TRIPLETS.''

End of Chapter 2