A.N.: I am changing names of the twins the new name are DJ and AJ. Yeah, this chapter's almost as short as Phil's pinky toe, but a necessary one. Enjoy.

Chapter 5 - Keely's Honey-Do List

Phil's POV:

It has been three years since Pim and Aimee got back from being banished

and they haven't been caught pulling a prank on anyone, not even lame wowless pranks like our great, great grandfather used to concoct. Everyone keeps telling us that they've changed, but come on - we are talking about Pim and Aimee here, the diabolical duo. The same Pim and Aimee that showed the whole world me going the bathroom in the toilet for the first time and I also fell in the toilet. I was the laughing stock for a whole year with everyone pointing, laughing and calling me "Johnny Boy," "Commode Commando," and "Flush Diffy." Thankfully, we went on our vacation and everyone forgot about it. Future folks, don't you know, have even shorter memories than those way back in Pickford.

"Finally, it is finished."

"What dat, Daddy?" AJ (Willy) asked.

"That for us, Daddy?", DJ (Billy) joined in, his hands outstretched to make a claim.

I pulled it out of their reach, "Sorry, Buds, but this is not a toy. This is the handy dandy Mind Reader 600. I modified it so I can see what your Auntie Pim is up to. I can also make it tell someone's deepest darkest secret."

"Phil, you know you're not suppose to show them gadgets. Don't you know they won't stop bugging us 'til they get it? Oh, speaking of … can you go to the mall and get the twins' meds?" Keely asked and ordered simultaneously.

"Yes, my love. Wait - what meds? Are the kids sick HAS PIM -"

"No, no, Phil. Relax. It's just vitamins and their monthly diaper rash cream."

"Oh, sure. I knew that," I fibbed.

Almost deadpan, my wife agreed most unconvincingly, "Ok, sure. Um, and you need to take them over to the park. Phil, We also need to backtime it home. Tia is getting married t-

"What Why do I - can't you take the... Wait a second. Did you see where I put down the Mind Reader … and where are the boys

End of Chapter 5