Phil the Family Man
Ch 6 - Back Sliding
Aimee's POV:
Ok, a lot has happened since mine and Pim's banishment:
1. We have been prank free for almost 3 years,
2. An award from the mayor for going from bad to good just from one punishment,
3. We both have nightmares about our last night there.
I want to tell Phil what happened, but every time it's brought up he says, "I know you guys are still evil and you are not rubbing off that evilness on my sons."
I know Pim likes being good. I do, too, but I want to pull a small prank every now and then. Nothing big, just the old-fashioned 21st Century pranks like water balloons, silly string in the lockers, and maybe one little time warp portal in the boys' bathroom. The time warp I haven't done yet. I want Pim to help me on that one. I think she will.
"Hey Aims, what's up?" said Pim walking down the hall.
"Hey. Listen. I know we made a promise, but…"
"You want to pull a prank don't you?"
"How did you know?"
"Cause I want to pull one too. Curtis will understand. I know he is proud that we have gone this long without pulling one, so why not?"
"O-M-G! I have the best one and since people are taking our place pranking, it's one not at our level, but an amateur's level. We set a time warp in the boys' bathroom for the first person who walks in. He gets sent to the 1800s for one hour."
"I love it, but we need to make sure Phil doesn't enter the bathroom."
"Totally."
Keely's POV:
Since Pim has gotten back, Phil has been trying to bust her for still being evil. Yeah, at first I believed him. But it's been three years since that and the boys don't even know their real daddy. They just know the "you-can't-go-anywhere-your-Auntie-Pim-She-might-rub-her-evilness-on-you" father. He sometime says, "You two are already evil enough." Last night, we had a fight.
***flash back***
"Phil you just did not call our sons evil, did you?" I questioned using my mother voice.
"Yes, yes I did."
I still stayed calm, counting to three before asking, "Why?"
"Cause it's true."
"NO, IT'S NOT! THEY ARE TWO! IT'S NOT CALLED THE TERRIBLE TWOS FOR NOTHING! YEAH, IT MAY SEEM LIKE IT 'CAUSE THERE IS TWO OF THEM, BUT THEY ARE NOT EVIL!"
"I JUST DON'T WANT PIM…"
"ENOUGH WITH THE WHOLE PIM THING! SHE IS NOT EVIL ANYMORE! I AM DONE! FIND SOMEWHERE TO SLEEP BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT SLEEPING WITH ME!"
"FINE! DON'T BE SURPRISED IF I COME BACK!"
He left in the time machine and he was gone for three days.
***END OF FLASHBACK***
Me and Pim have actually became great friends without Phil knowing about it. She told me everything that happened when they got banished - even about Curtis. I promised I would not tell anyone. Pim feels bad when me and her fight; she said it all her fault. If she had never been so mean to Phil we wouldn't be fighting. We fight almost every night. I just hope I get him back soon.
End of Chapter 6