I don't own Total Drama or Cartoon Network. If I did, this would happen in real life.

"Last time, the contestants meet each other. May admitted that she loved Double D. Marie got really mad. Everybody ran for their lives from a giant monster made by Dexter and Mandark, two of our new interns. The captains were Mandy, Jake and Double D. Ezekiel was sent home. Will anybody miss the guy? Probably not. Who will be sent home next? Will Dexter and Mandark live to the end of the season? Will Marie kill May? Find out right now on Total Drama Cartoon Network" Chris said.

(Insert theme song. Send in a theme song, you get one of your OC's to host the aftermath)

Confessionals

Katie and Sadie are sitting next to each other. "I can't believe that there are two vampires here! I hope that their more like the ones from twilight!" Katie said.

"I know! I love twilight vampires! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Sadie said.

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"Katie and Sadie squealed.

"I do not understand, what does the time of night have to do with vampires?" Starfire asked.

The 93 contestants were sitting down eating the gruel, Chef called food. Okay only Chowder and Owen were eating but still. Blainley entered the room.

"Who the hell are you?" Mandy asked.

"I'm Blainley Stacey Andrews O'Halloran." Blainley replied.

"Blainley, you do know that you are the co-host." Chris said walking in, "Today's challenge is an obstacle course. When you are finished, you will wait for the rest of your team. The last person to cross will be sent home. Their team will also have to have a second person sent home by the audience. Any questions?"

Everybody raised their hands (or paw in four cases) except for Chris, Blainley, Chef, Chowder and Owen.

"No questions okay! Chef can you get those two finished!" Chris said pointing to Owen and Chowder who were still eating.

Confessionals

"Finally, a challenge that is actually interesting!" Buttercup said.

"Jinkies! Can't somebody get hurt?" Velma asked.

"Jeepers! Can't somebody get hurt?" Daphne asked.

"Zoinks! Can't somebody get hurt?" Shaggy asked.

"Fred Fredburger! Fred Fredburger! Fred Fredburger!" Fred Fredburger sang.

"May is so dead when I get my hands on her fat little neck!" Marie screamed,
"Do you hear me, May!"

"If the challenge doesn't kill me, Marie will." May said scared.

"What is wrong with the Kankers sisters? Instead of betting other people up, they are killing each other? I want front row seats!" Eddy said.

"Look at my opponents," Mandy said, "four dogs, a bag of bones, a sockhead, a stalker girl, the wonder twins, two bitchs, the fattest man alive, a flirty 500 year old, a fat rabbit, its admirer, two redheads sisters, a dumb blond, a flaming headed weirdo, a pudgy dork, the eight super zeros, a beggar, a wannabe vampire, a blue blob, a purple blob, six loser scouts," The camera then shuts off.

"Chris, fix the confessional! How are the readers supposed to know what I am thinking!" Mandy screamed as she walked across the finish line. Then followed Double D, Eddy, Ed, May, Marie, and Lee in that order. Ed was carrying Double D and Eddy while thinking May was after him. May was running from Marie. Lee was trying to get Marie from killing May.

Confessionals

"May is not good for Ed!" Ed screamed.

"You might be wondering why I am co-host? It was either this or the after math with whoever wrote the theme song's OC." Blainley said.

"Why do I have to keep May alive!" Lee asked.

"I'm thinking about telling Lazlo my true feelings for him. " Patsy said.

"Patsy told me and Gretchen to act as wingmen." Nina said, "Or too get rid of Raj and Clam"

The three bean scouts were running suddenly a frying pan came out of a wall and knocked Raj out. Nina, Gretchen, and Patsy ran over. Nina said picking up the unconscious elephant scout and ran off saying, "I'll take him to the finish line then the infirmary."

"Hey Clam, I think I twisted my ankle. Can you help me out?" Gretchen asked falling over.

"Okay!" Clam said picking up Gretchen.

"Looks like we're alone." Patsy said to Lazlo. Suddenly, May flew ontop of him. "Great, now I have to carry both of them!"

Confessionals

"CHRIS!" Patsy screamed.

"It wasn't me, Marie did it." Chris said to the camera.

"May so disserved that for being a home wrecking bitch!" Marie screamed.

"If there was a badge for acting, I would have already eneared it." Gretchen said smiling, "It wasn't so bad having Clam carry me. I kinda liked it."

"I like Patsy, I just don't know if she likes me back. What if she laughs at me? What if her friends laugh at me? What if her friends' friends laugh at me." Lazlo asked.

Izzy then appear out of the roof and says, ""You do know that is the least likely answer. Just tell her! What is the worst that could happen?"

"The entire planet will end?" Lazlo said.

"Again, go ask her! Bonsai!" Izzy said. She then pulled out a grenade and through it at the floor.

"You can just use the door, right?" Lazlo asked.

Coco, Wilt, Eduardo, Mac, Bloo and Goo running avoiding flying arrows. Then suddenly, Grim, Courtney and Irwin then fell onto the group. "Coco, Wilt, Eduardo! They are not even on the same team! Move!"

The three responded by saying, "Yes Courtney."

Confessionals

"Cocococococococococo!" Coco screamed.

"She is such a Meany!" Eduardo said crying.

"I'm sorry but she has to leave soon. Was that too mean, is it okay?" Wilt asked.

Chris is standing at the finish line with the Eds, Mandy, Marie and Lee. "Will anybody else get across the finish line conscious?" He asked, "Will Blainley try t get me fired? And will my teeth get any brighter? Find out after the break on Total…. Drama…."

Suddenly Princess Bubblegum ran followed by Owen, Chowder, Flapjack, and Knuckles. "Augggghhhh! Stop trying to eat my hair!" The Princess screamed.

TEAMS~ Italics mean crossed the finish line

Team Mandy: Mandy, Grim, Marceline, Johnny, Cyborg, Raven, Beast Boy, Marie, Lee, Izzy, Duncan, Heather, Courtney, Alejandro, Eva, Susan, Mary, Bling Bling Boy, Dukey, Coco, Wilt, Eduardo, Jonesy, Jen, Nikki, Buttercup, Numbuh 4, Numbuh 86, Eustace, Iwrin, Harold

Team Gravy: Double D, Ed, Eddy, May, Courage, Muriel, Numbuh 1, Numbuh 2, Numbuh 5, Numbuh 362, Starfire, Robin, Blossom, Bubbles, DJ, Lindsay, Tyler, Trent, Gwen, LaShawna, Noah, Cody, Sierra, Mung, Panini, Princess Jillian, Gil, Mac, Wyatt, Catilin, Velma

Team Lady Rainicorn is Super Super Super Pretty: Jake, , Finn, LSP, PB,Owen, Chowder, Katie, Sadie, Geoff, Bridgette, Justin, Beth, Bloo, Goo, Billy, Fred Fredburger, Fred, Daphne, Shaggy, Scooby, Numbuh 3, Jude, Flapjack, Knuckles, Lazlo, Raj, Clam, Patsy, Grethcen, Nina, Jude