"So what's the problem here?" I asked the couple sitting on my bed while I sat at my desk. Johnny and kitty were arguing when they came over suddenly asking for advice. I had asked them why and Kitty just said that Ember told them about how I helped her and Skulker fix out their problems.
But at least Ember and Skulker was easier to help. All I had to do for them was to explain the meaning behind Ember's song to Skulker so that he would understand why Ember hated that Skulker paid no attention to her and explain to Ember that Skulker couldn't be with her all the time and that deep down he really did try to be there for her.
I guess reading Fanfiction about the meaning to Ember's song (which everyone knew) and Skulker's reason behind his hunting obsession can come in handy sometimes. I blinked and realized that I was spacing out but it didn't really matter since Johnny and Kitty were still arguing. "Quiet!" I shouted loud enough for them to hear over their arguing. "Look, if you want me to help you, you have to speak without arguing" I pressed my fingers to my temples. Honestly, I hate that I actually knew how to deal with these problems.
"Now you each have to tell me why you were arguing in the first place. Kitty you start" I gestured to the green haired ghost. "Johnny won't stop flirting with other girls and he loves his bike more than me!" I cringed slightly when she screamed the last word. I looked over to her boyfriend and he just shrugged and said "if you don't want us to argue better not." I nodded and thought about it. "Johnny do you really flirt with them?" he shrugged, "yeah but I can't help it." I could see Kitty glare at him.
"Kitty, you know boys have hormones, ghost or not, and Johnny probably has a problem controlling his flirting, I mean look at Tucker, he flirts with every girl he sees, it's a boy thing," I turned to Johnny, "and you need to control your hormones, if you find other girls while your with Kitty don't look at them directly, look at Kitty, you have to understand that flirting with other girls will hurt her feelings, even if you're in a middle of a fight. Both of you need to understand that when you're in the middle of a fight you shouldn't try to do something that would result badly. Talk it out, try to understand each other's situation."
They looked down before Johnny finally made a move. "You know, the café is having a special couple's night tonight" Kitty lightened up and smiled and I gestured for them to make a move. "Thanks" they said happily at the same time and left my room. I leaned back in my chair. "Finally" I smiled a little though.