From now on I am going to call all KND operatives by their first name. Disclaimer: I still own nothing!
"Welcome back to Total Drama Aftermath. We have tallied up the votes. The winner is Ice King! And here he is." Jo said.
"Hi guys! It great to be here." Ice King said as he walked from behind the curtain. A giant hammer hit Ezekiel in the face.
"Did we mention that if you lie, you will be hit in the face with a giant hammer?" James said.
"I'm mad because I have a bunch of princesses in my castle." The Ice King said.
Meanwhile in the Ice Kingdom, Gunther was letting Slime Princess, Hot Dog Princess, Ghost Princess, Wildberry Princess, Dr. Princess, Emerald Princess, Engagement Ring Princess, and Turtle Princess out of the Ice King's jail.
"Wait, since when have you been gay?" Jessica asked.
"What are you talking about?" The Ice King asked.
"You said you have a bunch of princes in your castle."
"I said princesses."
"Forget her, she is just stupid" Jo said.
"Anyway tell us you opinion on Finn, Jake, Princess Bubblegum, Marceline and Lumpy Space Princess" James said.
"I don't know who this Marceline girl is but I think that Princess Bubblegum is smoking hot. Finn and Jake are just plain annoying."
"What about Lumpy Space Princess?" Jessica asked.
"She's really ugly. I only stalk her is because she is a princess." Ice King said.
"That is just plain creepy!" Jo said, "and you're a sexist pig! Just because she isn't humanoid means that she is hideous! Women have rights you know that you old freak!"
"Ahhhhhhhh!" The Ice King screamed as he ran away.
"No wonder why she doesn't like me eh!" Ezekiel said to himself, "Can I explain something, eh?"
"Shut up you sexist pig!" Jo screamed as she chased the Ice King.
"I never even meet a girl who isn't my mother until Total Drama Island!" Ezekiel screamed at Jo.
"Anyway, let's bring out Muriel." Jessica said.
"But I wanted to mention that I'm going to help in the next challenge!" The Ice King said.
"Get out of her!" Jo said chasing the Ice King with a chainsaw in her hands.
"Muriel, can you please come out?" James asked.
"Why do you guys need me for?" Muriel asked.
"We have a couple of questions," Jessica said, "If you had to rescue either Courage or Eustace from certain death, which of them would you rescue?"
"I guess that I would rescue Courage because somehow the next day Eustace is alright again." Muriel said.
"Have you ever noticed all the monsters that keep attacking your house?" Jessica asked.
"This is just in! Apparently, we have live coverage that five contestants are being brought out of the competition." James said, "Just look up!"
Scooby, Shaggy, Fred, Velma and Daphne are being brought into the Boat Of Losers along with Sheriff. "But why do we need to go home now?" Fred asked.
"The entire town keeps getting destroyed by people in monster costumes." Sheriff said to the five teen and one dog, "Your father wants all of you back."
"Rokay!"
"Drat!"
"Jinkeys!"
"Zoinks!"
"Jeepers!"
"Looks like we have five opening in the game. Warning only two girls and three boys can join here are your options: Jake Spidermonkey, Adam Lyon, Slips Python, Windsor Gorilla, Lupe Toucan, Ingrid Giraffe, Ben Tennyson's, Gwen Tennyson, Kevin Levin, Julie Yamamoto, Dexter, Deedee, Mandark, Mordecai, Rigby, Truffles, Sissy, Jeff the Spider, Nergal Jr, Juniper Lee, Numbuh 60, Cree, and The Delightful Children From Down The Lane." James continued, "If the Delightful Children get sent in, when they get sent home the other four people will take their place. Vote on the authors profile so one of your favorite five can get in the game."
"Anyway, Mung get your butt out there!" Jo screamed as she chased Ice King into the green room, "Die you old freak pervert!"
The Ice King froze her and Mung said, "I'll chip Mung while you guys continue to ask the old bag questions!"
"Anyway, I don't know what monster you are talking about. All I remember is that somebody nice offers something, I end up in danger and Courage saves me." Muriel said.
"Hi guys! Apparently, some guy in a black suit thingy was around backstage. " Mung said, "He promised I could get out free if I taught some lady called Grandma Stuffum cooking lessons for his children."
"You think that I need to be taught how to cook! I'll kill you Mr. Blue Nosed Man!" Grandma Stuffum screamed as she chased Mung.
"This is all for this aftermath!" James said as he watched Ice King, Grandma Stuffum, Mung, Jo and Jessica run around in a circle around him Muriel and Ezekiel.
"If this is just the aftermath, I hate to be in the season still!" Ezekiel said.
"Wee! This is fun!" Jessica said.
"Just remeber to vote on the author's profile!" James screamed.