Disclaimer: All I do own is the current aftermath hosts and the second video caller.
"Welcome to Total Drama Cartoon Network aftermath." James said sitting down with his sisters.
"We really need money for the show. Do you remember from the latest episode? Izzy completely taken on the strongest interns ate Candy Wife and completely ruined the camp? Well Peppermint Larry is suing; the show needs to pay for the interns care until their better and the camp needs repairs. " Jo said.
"Why would they give Izzy a Pikachu? That's like giving a bunch of firewood a spark of flames." Jessica said playing with her hair.
"That is the smartest thing I've ever heard Jessica say." Jo said, shocked. "We have those who no longer are in this season, Muriel, Mung and Ezekiel."
Muriel, Mung and Ezekiel waved to the camera. "They will along with Rigby, the Xiolain monks, Adam's friends, Lupe, Ingrid, Jake, Slips, and Windsor will be taking your donations." James said, "Our goal today is seventy-five thousand dollar."
"Did we mention our guests for today are Eugent, Airva, Kacackle, and Justin Beiber!" Jessica said
"And by that she means Eugene, Eva, Knuckles and Justin. Not Beiber." James said correcting her sister.
"If we raise one thousand dollars, we'll bring out our first guest, Eugene." Jo said. Suddenly Rigby, Jake, Kimiko, Muriel, Mung, Ingrid, Lupe, Slips and Windsor pick up their phone and begin to talk. Ezekiel and Omi take out a book titled 'Normal Teenage Lingo for Dummies'
"I'm surprised a fat overweigh buck-toothed 13 years old stalker has so many fans." Jessica said.
"Actually" Jo said, "Muriel is telling a friend about her secret ingredient, Kimiko is talking to friends, Rigby is just yelling at Benson, Mung is talking to Truffles, Ingrid and Lupe are talking to each other, and Slips is looking up movie times."
"Did you guys know that Attack of the Living Ed is at the next theater at seven o'clock?" Slips said hanging up.
"Anyway, we have a Stick Egg, Egg and Egg." Jessica said pointing to the money holder.
"That means one thousand dollars. She doesn't understand numbers that much" Jo said.
"Truffles gave us nine hundred if Mung would stop flirting with every girl he saw." James said.
"That's not true. I don't flirt with the ugly one." Mung said.
"Wanna bet?" James said pushing a button as 50 pictures of Mung appeared.
"Pick a female on the show." Computress said from the screen.
Mung approach Marceline "You can suck my blood anything, Bella." Mung flirted.
"ARE YOU MAKING A TWILIGHT REFERNCE?" Marceline asked mad. She then pushed Mung into lake.
Mung approached Sierra "You can do much better than a missing tooth geek." Mung said.
Suddenly Sierra grabbed Mung and said in a loud voice, "DON'T EVER TALK SMACK ABOUT CODYKINS!"
The next 48 clips show Mung flirting with every female contestant. He is seen being hit by everything from mostly girl's punches and kicks, (from Eva, Fanny, Courtney and Buttercup) and those from jealous lovers (from Wally, Tyler, Robin and Eugene).
"Point taken" Mung said.
"Let's see what the new losers are doing." James said as Eugene is seen staring at a picture of Mary, K'nuckles is eating an entire bowl of candy; Eva is injecting steroids (how else could she pull a school bus with her teeth.) Justin was staring at his favorite person, himself.
"Um, Eugent!" Jessica said.
"I'll get him." Jo said walking to the green room. "GET OUT THERE, FATTY!" She yelled at Eugene.
Eugene came out and asked, "Is it time for me to be interviewed?"
"NO DUH, FATTY!" Jo screamed from backstage.
"Just answer the question truthfully cause we'll be playing, Truth or Dare!" Jessica said.
"Don't you mean, Truth Or Hammer?" James asked.
"That too." Jessica said.
"Okay, if you have a question for Eugene call now." James said.
Three phones began to ring. Clay, Omi, and Ezekiel picked them up.
"Caller one, you're on phone out loud playing device," Omi said.
"Do you mean I'm on speaker phone?" Susan asked on the phone.
"That too." Omi said.
"First, how much are you donating?" James asked.
"I'll give the show five hundred dollars only if EUGENE STOPS STALKING ME!" Susan yelled into the phone.
"SUSAN!" Jo yelled, "HANG UP AND WE'RE KEEPING THE DONATIONS!"
"Whatever just tell Eugene to go stalk some another girl." Susan said.
"Oh I have Susan Test. She's unlike you! She's smart, nice and beautiful!" Eugene yelled, "Its Mary."
"WHAT!" Susan yelled over the phone, "This could actually be a good thing. I can use this to my advantage. I'm so glad I record every single one of my conversations"
"We are going to daggle down." Omi said hanging up.
"Do you mean hang up?" Jessica asked.
"That too." Omi said.
"Caller two, you're on Total Drama Cartoon Network Aftermath." James said.
"Can you turn on the screen?" The caller asked.
"I guess. She is donating $125" Jo said, "Computress!"
"Turning on" Computress said as Eugene mother appeared.
"Mom!" Eugene asked.
"Why were you so stupid to vote yourself off?" Eugene's mother asked.
"Susan Test offered to kiss me!" Eugene yelled.
"She doesn't even like you as a friend!"
"I know love Mary Test!" Eugene said, "Quick I'll give 1263 dollars is you shut her off now!"
"The total is now half a snowman, a snowman, a snowman and a snowman." Jessica said reading the total of $3888.
"Caller three you're on the aftermath! STATE YOUR QUESTION AND HANG UP!" Jo said.
"Okay, Can I go on the video chat? I want Eugene to see me! I'll give 500 to my original amount which is 500." The caller asked.
The video uploaded. A girl with her brown hair like Deedee or Bubbles and glasses like Dexter stood in the middle of the screen. There were plushes of Mojo Jojo, Bubbles, Mac, Ed, Clam, Patsy, Jake S, Lazlo, Eduardo, Bloo, Monkey, Jake, Cheese, Double D, and Courage. She is wearing a T-shirt with the letter CN on it. "OMG! It's Muriel! And Mung! And Ezekiel! And Omi! And Kimiko! And Rigby! And Eugene! And Ingrid! And…."
"GET ON WITH IT!" Jo screamed.
"Okay, I want to know if Eugene will go out with me? I'll donate 10000 dollars. My dad is super rich!" The fan said.
"Sure!" James said.
"But I love Mary" Eugene said.
"That one of my favorite cannon couples!" The fan said, "Along with Noah/Cody, Marceline/Finn, Ingrid/ Adam, Powerpuffs/ Rowdyruffs, Kankers/ Eds, Kimiko/ Raumondo, Chowder/Panini, Lazlo/Patsy and…"
"GET ON WITH IT!" Jo screamed.
"Okay, I also wanted to know why did Eugene originally like Susan." The fangirl asked.
"I just though she was pretty!" Eugene yelled.
"I'll be over in my private jet soon." The fangirl said.
"Okay, let's go to our next contestants." James said. The screen showed the green room. K'nuckles was head first into a candy barrel. Eva was lifting the couch with Justin and the barrel of candy on it. Justin was reading a book filled with pictures of him.
"Eva can you please come out here?" Jessica asked. "Did I mention the total is stick, sailboat and three snowmen."
"FINE!" Eva said dropping the couch. Candy fell all over the room. Justin and K'nuckles screamed.
Eva stormed onto the stage. "WHAT DO YOU WANT!" She screamed.
"Today's challenge is a random fight between one of our losers fight a random guest. Eva, since you're the toughest one of the losers, you get to fight an Extremeasaurus." James said.
"Call in of you want to see Eva fight an Extremeaurus. " Jo said, "Or I'll throw the Extremeaurus into your house! When we get 50,000 dollars"
All of the phone began to ring as everybody picked them up. "We have over 50,000." James said, "Release the Extremeaurus!"
He, along with everybody else left the room. "Wait, I forgot my wallet." James said as he saw Eva already on top of an unconscious Extremeaurus. "You guys can come out know!"
"Well, we have to get the Extremeaurus out of here so we'll be back after the break with K'nuckles and Justin." Jo said.
James said, "Mystery guest cannot be done this time because the only CN characters that are available were them. Come back after the break."
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