"Oh, we are back! How was everyone's day today?" Nia asked. She looked over and saw Elphaba and Fiyero kissing. "Well, I guess that answers that question," Nia said, looking at the audience and pointing at Elphaba and Fiyero. "Hey, love birds!" Nia called them. They pulled apart quickly.
"We're ready," Elphaba said, smoothing out her black dress.
"Now, our first review is from Elphaba'sGirl, who says, HERE I AM NIA! I have more to say this time. First; I think Yero should give Elphie a hug now. Idk why. Second; let's burn Morrible's wig! Third; Boq, you didn't answer my question last chapter, really. So... How tall are you exactly? (I get that that was mean. You didn't answer my question!) Fourth; Elphaba, am I invited to your wedding? Fifth; Glinda if you could choose to wear a ball gown or pink for the rest of your life, which would you choose? Sixth; Melena, it was cute that you sang to Fabala last chapter. FYI. Seventh; Elphaba which nickname is your favorite (Elphie, Fae, Fabala, and I'm throwing "Dearie" in there just to see yours and Morrible's reactions...)"
Nia looked over and saw that Fiyero was already hugging and kissing (again) Elphaba. Nia shook her head and smiled.
"It's not a wig!" Morrible shouted.
"People just don't like you, do they?' Boq asked.
"Shut up! Nobody likes you either!" Morrible spat at him.
"Actually, we have some Boq supporters out there! There are literally no Morrible supporters. And that's the truth!"
"The truth is what everyone agrees on," the Wizard pointed out.
"You're right, Wizard. And everyone agrees that Morrible is a heartless fish," Nia stated.
"I'm about 5'4," Boq answered. "That's a little taller than average for a Munchkin."
Elphaba pulled out of Fiyero's kiss to answer her question. "Of course you can come. Nia moved the date to next week so more people can come on such a short notice. All of my fans are welcome to come to the wedding!" The crowd cheered.
"Can it be a pink ball gown?" Glinda asked in a hopeful tone.
"One or the other Glinda!" Elphaba said, looking into Fiyero's eyes.
"Well, I guess since I'm older now, I would go with the ball gown. Pink was sort of my thing when I was younger."
"Thank you! I've always loved to sing," Melena said, blushing.
"Well, Fae is special to me because Fiyero gave it to me. Elphie is also special to me because Glinda gave it to me. Fabala is a family nickname and Dearie is just… weird," Elphaba said, scrunching up her face. Morrible looked away.
"That was great, guys. Nice and clean. Now we have Broadwaylover56, who says, The Phantom of the Opera is awesome. Questions: Fiyero are you and Elphie planning on having children? Nessa. Would you like to be an aunt? I want Morrible, Wizard and Dorothy to jump off a cliff and YES I am forcing you to do it!"
"I thought that I was liked now that I had a sentimental moment with Elphaba?" The Wizard asked, standing up.
"Is that the only reason you did it?" Elphaba said, suddenly becoming very angry.
"Elphaba, no! I…"
"Where's that cliff?" Elphaba roared. Nia jumped back, but the cliff still appeared.
"Let's just get this over with!" Dorothy said as she helped Morrible to her feet and she, Morrible and the Wizard walked out. You could hear them scream as the jumped off the cliff together. They returned a few minutes later, covered in scratches and cuts.
"Are you okay?" Boq asked, and then realized how stupid his question was.
"Boq, they just jumped off of a cliff. Do you think they're okay?" Nia asked, tending to their wounds with her first aid kit.
"We're not married yet," Elphaba said, looking sadly at Fiyero. "Nia had to change the date."
"I'm sorry. The video's not ready yet."
"Did Dorothy give it you?" Glinda asked.
"Of course I did!" Dorothy shouted as Nia gave her a Band-Aid for her cheek.
"She did, I'm just not finished editing it yet," Nia said as she put the first aid kit away.
Everyone groaned. "Well, you try typing an interview and editing a video at the same time. Come back to me when you are done and tell me how hard it was!"
"To answer your question, Broadwaylover56, I would like to be Aunt Nessa," Nessa confessed.
"Now we have Fae Tiggular, Yay! My reviews made it onto the show, and this time I come with questions :) A hello you each and every one of you, including the Fish and young Dorothy (I'm really trying to not hate you, but it's hard to stay true to the Wicked fandom at the same time. Maybe since Elphaba can forgive you, I can to :)
Umm, Fiyero, if you knew how in love with you I am you'd be terrified. In fact, that alone should've scared you. But honestly, I have yet to find a more perfect person. Anywhere. You're just *fangirling* sorry, I don't even have words. You guys are the perfect couple and I'm so happy to see y'all get married.
Oh! Quick note, you need to see POTO ASAP. Like seriously, I love Wicked more, but Phantom was the first musical I ever saw so it has this little spot in my heart.
First of all, what do my favorite people (Elphie and Yero, sorry everyone else, I just can't help my Fiyeraba feels) feel about my penname? I feel so proud of my self that I have a creative penname that relates to my fandom.
2. I didn't see Fiyero's favorite color answered; I guess its common sense that his favorite color is green because that's Elphie's signature color, oh so cute. I am correct yes?
3. I need for Elphaba and Glinda to sing. Now. What Is This Feeling or For Good, whichever you prefer. One makes me laugh, one makes me cry, and I got to perform both on stage with my bestest friend in the world when I was cast as Elphaba. (BEST TIME OF MY LIFE ELPHIE YOU'RE SO FREAKING FUN TO BE. THE ADMIRATION I HAVE FOR YOU JUST IS WOW. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH)
4. I've a question for the Fish. Yes, you no longer have a name in my eyes, the horrors I've seen you perform have lost you the privilege of having a name. What is your first name? If it's respectable, I may just think of you as a person type thingy again, because currently in my mind, you are a horrindible hybrid of a fish and a demonic being. I hate you. Everyone hates you. Sorry but it's true. Man, it felt good to get that out on someone besides my pillow or walls. Oh! Same goes for that thing we had hauled away permanently, that minister/governor something or other, you're the disgrace. You only hated Elphaba because (as I've seen in many a fanfiction) Elphaba's better than you. Better than you and Munchkinland and being a servant all her days. Luckily you're not here anymore because I would've taken that knife and killed you myself. No joke. AWAY WITH MY VIOLENT SIDE MY APOLOGIES.
I'm not even really asking questions anymore, these are more my comments to the cast lol.
I can't think of anything right now, so I will review the next chap with my newest thoughts.
Congratulations Elphie and Yero, may your lives together be long and fruitful, and if you were to name one of your kids after me, well that'd just be great.
One last thing! Elphie *puppy dog eyes and a puckered lip* may PWEASE PWEASE PWEASE have a witch hat and broomstick? I'll find someway to love you more if it's possible.
CINNAMON SOPAPILLAS TO ALL EXCEPT FOR FISH BECAUSE THE ONLY THING SHE DESERVES IS A NICE LONG STAY IN PRISON OH YEAH I SAID IT.
I didn't mention Nessa or Boq at all did I? Nope I don't think I did, Nessarose, it took a while, but I don't think you're a spoiled brat; you're actually a decent girl. Boq, I quite like you Boq, watching you so head over heels what you thought was in love with Galinda was just the cutest. It was all good until you grabbed an ax and tried to kill my idol. But I'm a forgiving 14 year old, so it's ok. Thank you so much! See you next chapter! :D"
Nia sighed. "Answers please," she said in a happy voice.
"What was the first question again?" Elphaba asked.
"What you think of the pen name?" Nia repeated.
"I think it's cute," Fiyero said.
"Um…" was all Elphaba could force out of her mouth.
"What? That is going to be your name next week. Unless, Nia changes the date again," Fiyero said, glaring at Nia.
"Fiyero, you go and type of an interview and see if you have time to edit a wedding video. I'M WORKING ON IT! BE PATIENT!" she hollered.
Fiyero leaned back in his seat. Nia took a deep breath and calmed down.
"Elphaba won't let my favorite color be green," Fiyero confessed looking sad.
"Why not? I think it's sweet," Nia said, allowing little red hearts to float around her head.
Elphaba sighed. "Okay," Nia said. "Assuming that Elphaba wasn't green, even though we wouldn't have a story if she wasn't, what would you're favorite color be?"
"Green!" Fiyero answered.
"And that's how you know he's telling the truth," Nia said to Elphaba.
"We have to sing?" Glinda asked.
"Why does everyone want me to sing?" Elphaba asked, standing up.
"Because you have such a beautiful voice," Nia said, setting up the microphones.
"Oh…okay!" Elphaba said, feeling slightly better.
"Can we sing For Good? I like that song better than What is This Feeling?" Glinda asked as she and Elphaba stepped closer to the mics.
"Sure!" Elphaba said as she adjusted her microphone.
"I've heard it said
That people come into our lives for a reason
Bringing something we must learn
And we are led
To those who help us most to grow
If we let them
And we help them in return
Well, I don't know if I believe that's true
But I know I'm who I am today
Because I knew you...
Like a comet pulled from orbit
As it passes a sun
Like a stream that meets a boulder
Halfway through the wood
Who can say if I've been changed for the better?
But because I knew you
I have been changed for good
It well may be
That we will never meet again
In this lifetime
So let me say before we part
So much of me
Is made from what I learned from you
You'll be with me
Like a handprint on my heart
And now whatever way our stories end
I know you have re-written mine
By being my friend...
Like a ship blown from its mooring
By a wind off the sea
Like a seed dropped by a skybird
In a distant wood
Who can say if I've been changed for the better?
But because I knew you
Because I knew you
I have been changed for good
And just to clear the air
I ask forgiveness
For the things I've done you blame me for
But then, I guess we know
There's blame to share
And none of it seems to matter anymore
Like a comet pulled from orbit (Like a ship blown from its mooring)
As it passes a sun (By a wind off the sea)
Like a stream that meets a boulder (Like a seed dropped by a bird)
Halfway through the wood (in the wood)
Who can say if I've been
Changed for the better?
I do believe I have been
Changed for the better
And because I knew you...
Because I knew you...
Because I knew you...
I have been changed for good"
The audience roared with applause and Elphaba and Glinda did their 'For Good' hug.
"Tissues are under the chairs!" Nia announced and she sobbed uncontrollably.
"Nia, what's wrong?" Melena asked, wrapping her arms around the crying 14-year-old girl.
"Its just… THAT WAS SO… AMAZING!" Nia said as another wave of sobs came over her.
"Well, my real first name is actually Revina," Morrible said, crossing her arms.
"And, actually, I don't have another hat and broom," Elphaba said sadly. The audience sounded disappointed. "Glinda gave me the hat, and the broom came from the Wizard's attic."
"So that where you got that broom from. I was wondering why one of the maids said that they were missing a broom from up there," the Wizard said, making the connection. This caused Nia to chuckle a little. "Don't worry, we will try to find you another hat, but I can take care of the broom," Nia said as she ran backstage. She returned with a simple broomstick and a dark green sharpie. She gave Elphaba the broom and the sharpie, as if she expected her to know what to do with it. Elphaba took the broom and the sharpie, but didn't make the connection between the two items. "I think she wants you to sign the broom, Elphie," Glinda said gently. Nia nodded in agreement.
"Why?" Elphaba asked.
"It's a nice gift to one of my most frequent reviewers," Nia said, still waiting for Elphaba to sign the broomstick. Defy Gravity! Love, Elphaba Thropp, Elphaba signed and she gave the broom back to Nia. Nia shoved it back into Elphaba's hands. "You're not finished with this yet."
"What do you mean? I signed it!" Elphaba said, trying again to give it back to Nia.
"Yes, but could you enchant it to make it fly?' Nia asked politely. Elphaba gave her a twisted look. "Please?" Nia asked again, giving Elphaba her cutest puppy dog eyes. "You're just as bad as Glinda," Elphaba said before chanting the levitation spell, which she had memorized. She broom slowly began to lift off of the ground and Nia grabbed it. "Miss Fae Tiggular, you may now come up here and receive your flying broomstick now!" Nia said, like she knew that she was in the audience. A girl in the second row screamed and ran on the stage. She was wearing an 'I Heart Elphaba' t-shirt and jeans. She grabbed the broom from Nia and hugged her. She then turned to Elphaba and tackled her to the floor. "Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! I can't believe it! This is so amazing! You are the best Wicked Witch of the West in the world!" she said, hugging the air out of Elphaba. She said everything so fast, that it sounded like one big word. Elphaba let out a small laugh.
"I'm glad you like it!" Elphaba smiled as the girl flew back to her seat in the audience.
"Elphaba will be signing and enchanting more broomsticks for the next episode. But, you must be here to claim your brooms. I'm still working on the hats. Please stand by!"
"I'll be doing this again? For more fangirls?" Elphaba asked, horrified.
"Of course. Don't worry, I'll help you with the fangirls!" Nia said, tossing her hair over her shoulder.
"Aren't you a fan girl yourself?" Glinda asked.
"Of course I am! Have you seen my blog on Fanfiction? It's pure Wicked! Some people would call it over obsessing, I call it fangirling!" Nia said, crossing her arms with a smug look on her face.
"Alright," Elphaba gave in.
"Great! Thank you! And now we have the cinnamon sopapillas. Those sound delicious!" Nia said a plate appeared in front of everyone. Morrible reached for one and her fingers were zapped away from the plate. "Ow! What gives?"
"Sorry, the reviewer specifically told me to not let you have one," Nia said as she took two.
Morrible looked offended. "So I have to jump off cliffs, eat disgusting sandwiches, still sit on the floor, and I can't have a snack?"
"I thought that you liked the sandwiches?' Nessa asked, her mouth filled with sophphillas.
"I did, but they were still disgusting!" Morrible said crossing her arms.
"You can have another sandwich," Nia said as it appeared in her lap. Morrible took it and threw it backstage, and to everyone's amazement, it landed in the garbage.
"That's scary!" Nia exclaimed, her eyes wide. "Moving on, now we have theHAPPYobsessedwickedfan3611, another faithful reviewer! Welcome back! She says, *is sitting in the front row of the audience, falls out of chair rolls around on the floor laughing* BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA HATHIS HAS GOT TO BE THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER READ! Ahem *stands up* Sorry about that, anyways... OH MY OZ A FIYERABA WEDDING! FIYERABA SHIPPERS UNITE! I think Elphie's...errr...I mean Elphaba's wedding dress should have a mini purple diamonds on her dress that start at the neckline and slowly fade away the nearer it gets to the bottom, because you look so pretty in purple Elphaba. Second of all I want Boq turned back to human, see I ACTUALLY like Boq...now Nessa on the other hand, I LOVED you when you were at Shiz, but to be honest you did sort of turn in to a bitter b-witch In Act II. Sorry...but you seem happier and happier now so YAY! Nia...GIVE BOQ A FREAKING CHAIR! Okay so maybe Boq DID try to kill Elphaba, but that we because NESSA told HIM that she was the one who turned him to tin, he didn't know at the time Elphaba was saving his life. Besides I like Boq...if I had to choose one of the guys from Wicked to be my boyfriend, first I'd choose Fiyero, but Elphaba and Glinda probably would've run me through with knives...but Boq is kinda cute...*blushes* WHAT!? HE IS! *Glares back at Nessa who is probably at the moment sending me a death glare* Morrible, I really dislike you, but I'm starting to feel sorry for you, and you seem super horrendibly-nice in this interview, so I think you should be given a lifetime supply of free peanut butter fish cheese off avocado and pickles sandwiches. I still have no idea why in Oz you like those, but you're kind of weird. Wizard, I've read stories where you're a BAD man, AND I've read stories where you're the nicest man in Oz battling evil Frex (Ex. He's a She) Frex, I've read stories where you're an abusive awful excuse of a dad, AND I've read stories where you're actually a very sweet and caring man and you really care for Elphaba (Ex. Shadows) Fiyero, You're usually portrayed as the sweet caring hunky winky prince, but I've also read stories where you're a winy, spoiled, bast****, too. (Ex. Bro'mance) Glinda, EVERYONE loves you, same to you to Elphie so we're good on that. Dorothy, I do understand that you were thrown in to the middle of all this and I don't blame you for everything, it wasn't your fault a twister picked up your house, it was Morribles. *glares at Morrible* Melena I've read stories where you're the loving mother that Elphaba never had even though you died when she was very young, and I've read stories where you're portrayed as a drunk, slut. But I love you and I believe you ARE a caring mother. Okay now on to the questions!" She said as she walked up onto the stage. A chair appeared next to Nia and she sat down.
"FINALLY, YOU TOOK FOREVER!" the Wicked characters shouted at her.
"SHUT UP! I HAVE A RIGHT TO RANT! AND OMG ELPHABA'S WEDDING IS TOMORROW! OMO YOU'RE SO AMAZING! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW AMAZING YOU ARE! Anyways, questions." She said as she sucked in a deep breath. She ran over to Elphaba and gave her a hug. She proceeded to sit on her lap. She stayed like that while she asked her questions.
"Nessa, "Why'd you get so mad at Elphaba during Wicked Witch of the East!? Because she abandoned you...THATS THE STUPIDIST EXCUSE I'VE EVER HEARD! SO I REPEAT WHY'D YOU YELL AT HER SO MUCH DURING WWOTE!?"
"I told everyone already! I was confused and upset. Boq was about to leave me! Our father was dead. It was a lot!" Nessa said to the girl sitting on her sister's lap.
"Elphaba, one of the bestest *winks a Glinda* muck-ups I've ever heard of was when, as you were exiting during Wicked Witch of the East, Rachel Tucker turned around and said to Nessa, "Clearly sister I don't give a dam!" Would you have said that to Nessa?"
"Well, even though I was about to let my magic get the best of me, I would never say that to Nessa, no matter how mad she may make me sometimes," Elphaba answer as the fangirl rested her head on Elphaba's shoulder.
"Fiyero, why did you like those tight white pants so much? *Whispers to Boq* they're actually tan."
"They look white!" Boq said.
"They're confortable," Fiyero said, his face turning red.
"Boq, as I've stated before I REALLY like you, so by the power invested in me by being a reviewing for a Wicked interview, I hereby give you permission to kiss Galinda. She may not love you but you're a good guy, and I think you at least deserve a kiss. *Speaking louder* RIGHT GLINDA!?"
"You're going to make Glinda kiss me?" Boq asked, delighted.
"You're going to make me kiss Boq?' Glinda asked, horrified.
"I just think that he deserves that," Obsessed said (I hope you don't mind me calling you Obsessed. It's just shorter). "We've put him through a lot lately. Glinda, just do it, please?" Glinda groaned as he walked towards Boq. Boq was waiting for her with his lips puckered out. Glinda looked like she was going to faint as she gave Boq a quick peck on the lips.
"Longer!" Nia and Obsessed said together. Glinda stuck out her tongue at the two girls and kissed Boq again. That kiss lasted for a full five seconds. Glinda pulled away and wiped her mouth. A glass of water appeared in her hands and she drank it all in one gulp.
"Fiyero, ever heard of the ship Fiyorrible? That's for people who ship Fiyero and Morrible, what do you think of that."
"That's gross!" Morrible said.
"She's like, 5,000 years older than me! Who would do such a cruel thing?" Fiyero asked, pulling Elphaba closer to him, which was hard, considering that Elphaba had a 14-year-old sitting on her tap.
"I don't know. I haven't read any stories like that yet. But, after seeing your reaction, I really want to read one!" Nia said, trying to contain her laughter.
"Elphaba, since our interviewer is obviously a Fiyeraba shipper I think I know what you're answer will be but, which ship to do prefer Gelphie? Or Fiyeraba?"
"Well, Glinda is my best friend, and I love her, but I don't think that I could be in love with her," Elphaba said, really thinking about her answer.
"The same goes for me too," Glinda agreed.
"Boq, would you have rather been turned in to a scarecrow or a tin man?"
"I'd rather be heartless than brainless," Boq answered. This earned him a kick from Fiyero.
"Elphaba, what is your opinion on the ship Fiyernessa (Fiyero and Nessa)?"
Both Elphaba and Nessa's mouths dropped open. "Me in love with Fiyero?" asked Nessa.
"Nessa in love with Fiyero?" Elphaba asked, staring wide eyed at the teenager sitting on her lap.
"Just a question," Obsessed said, looking around innocently.
"He's mine!" Elphaba whispered into Obsessed's ear.
"He's Elphaba's. Well, maybe if we started out together," Nessa said in a dreamy tone.
"Nessa…" Elphaba warned.
"And then you two were together by the end, I guess that would be fine with me," Nessa said, noticing that her sister was frowning at her.
"Glinda, HOW IN OZ ARE YOU ABLE TO WALK IN 5 INCH HEALS WITHOUT FALLING ON YOUR FACE!? It's like...sooo...hard... believe me I tried."
"It's so easy!" Glinda said standing up. "All you have to do it… AHHH!" Glinda said as she tripped and fell on her face. Nia and Obsessed ran up to help her. "Okay, maybe it's not that easy." Elphaba couldn't contain her laughter. Glinda scowled as she straightened her tiara and went back to her seat. Nia went back to her chair and Obsessed went back to Elphaba's lap.
"Elphaba; What is your range? (Singing wise) Can you give me some exact notes?"
"I'm a mezzo-soprano/belter. It's from the G below Middle C to a High B or High C." Elphaba said, demonstrating a riff of most of the notes. Everyone applauded for her.
"Glinda, Why do you think so many people right OC's for you to marry? Do you like the OC's?"
"I guess they're okay," Glinda answered. "I find it very creative that some of the writers can make up people that have Ozian sounding names."
"Now for the dares!" Obsessed said as she pulls a paper out of her pocket and begins to read from it.
"Morrible: I dare you to jump around like Galinda, and sing popular."
Morrible grumbled something under her breath that no one understood, but got up and began to sing.
"Popular!
You're gonna be popular!
I'll teach you the proper ploys When you talk to boys Little ways to flirt and flounce (Ooh!)
I'll show you what shoes to wear
How to fix your hair
Everything that really counts
To be popular I'll help you be popular!
You'll hang with the right cohorts
You'll be good at sports
Know the slang you've got to know
So let's start 'cause you've got an awfully long way to go," Morrible sang as she jumped around the stage like a teenager on a sugar rush.
"That was beautiful!" Nia said, her voice full of sarcasm as Morrible sat back down on the floor.
"Elphaba: I dare you to try and sing Glinda's optional high note in Thank Goodness."
"That's really high," Elphaba said, a worried look coming across her face.
"You can do it!" Nia encouraged.
Elphaba took a deep breath. She closed her eyes and tried to sing the note. It was perfectly in tune. She held it for a few seconds.
"You did it, Elphie!" Glinda said as she wrapped her arms around her best friend. Elphaba looked like she was going to faint. Nia handed her a glass of water and Elphaba took it gratefully.
"Fiyero: *evil smirk* I dare you to where your tight white pants to the Wedding."
"I… well… I wasn't planning on it," Fiyero said. "I already picked out my suit and everything."
"Oh," Obsessed said, looking very disappointed.
"How about this. I'll wear them to the after-party!" Fiyero exclaimed. Obsessed's face perked up.
"Fiyero, it called a reception," Elphaba corrected him. The audience laughed.
"Same thing!" Fiyero said, crossing his legs and looking very proud of himself.
"Wizard: You try flying on Elphaba's broom and see how easy it is!? Glinda can take her bubble incase you fall."
The Wizard slowly got up. Elphaba handed him her broom gingerly. "Be careful with it!" she warned him. "It takes practice!"
The Wizard mounted the broom and it immediately took off. The Wizard flew over the audience, screaming like a little girl. He handed back on the stage with a thud. Elphaba took her broom back and Melena helped the Wizard to his feet.
"Nessa: I dare you to eat one WHOLE peanut butter fish cheese off avocado and pickles sandwich."
"What? That sandwich is nasty!" Nessa shouted as a plate with the sandwich on it appeared on her lap. Obsessed giggled and Nia got out her video camera again. Nessa took one bite and swallowed. "Get this taste out of my mouth!" she said as she swallowed the sandwich. A glass of orange soda appeared next to her and she drank all of it in less than three seconds and finished the rest of the sandwich.
"I WANT FREX BACK! Elphaba, when Frex is back I Hereby give you free rein to abuse him as much as he's abused you. *Runs up on stage and starts to beat the bleepity bleep out of Frex!"
"NO!" Elphaba shouted in Obsessed's ear. "He is not to come back here ever again!"
"But, Elphaba…" Obsessed started.
"NO!" she shouted again. But Frex was back in the studio again.
"Oh my Oz, it's Frex!" Obsessed shouted, pointing behind Elphaba.
"Nia…" Elphaba said in a warning tone. She pushed the teenager off of her lap and ran away from Frex, but Fiyero grabbed her hand as soon as he saw her leave.
"Elphaba…" Nia said in an apologetic tone.
"You promised me that he would never come back!" Elphaba shouted at her. Nia looked down at her desk, refusing to meet Elphaba's gaze.
"Elphie…" Glinda said, placing a hand on Elphaba's quivering shoulder.
"I don't want to be here, either!" Frex shouted.
Tears began to stream down Elphaba's face. "Get him out!" she whispered. "NOW!" she added when no one moved. She anger caused her to release magic that made the studio shake. Nia grabbed onto her desk and Obsessed clung to Nessa's leg. When the shaking stopped, Nia looked up at Elphaba. She was a complete wreck. She was on the floor, sobbing in Fiyero's arms.
"I swear Frex, if you even think about trying to hurt Elphaba again, so help me…!" Obsessed said as approached the crying green witch.
"I'm not going to hurt her," Frex said. Everyone stared at him.
"What?" Nia asked in confusion.
"I'm not going to hurt Elphaba. Or think about hurting her," Frex said. He came closer to Elphaba and placed his hand on her shoulder. Elphaba shuddered. "Get away from me!" she shouted at him.
"Elphaba, please I…"
"NO! I don't want to hear anything! Everything is your fault! I hate you!" Elphaba spat. She returned to crying on Fiyero's shoulder. Frex looked shocked and upset. He looked to Nia for an explanation.
"Well, I can't say that I wasn't expecting that!" Nia said as if she though it would make Frex feel better. He sat on the floor next to Morrible.
"So, does this mean that he's staying?" Dr. Dillamond asked.
"I think it does," Nia said. Elphaba shot her a wicked glare and Nia ducked under her desk again. But there wasn't an explosion this time. Instead, Elphaba began to cry even louder.
"IM GOOD AT BAKING I'LL COOK YOUR CAKE ELPHIE! As pretty as magic cakes are, nothing is nicer than a homemade cake :D"
"Right?" Obsessed added with a smile. She gently enveloped Elphaba into a hug. Elphaba looked up at her and smiled. "Thank you," Elphaba said with a watery smile. She sat back down in her chair and Obsessed sat on her lap again.
"I'll end my review/rant here, because I don't want to all of your ears to fall off. Tata for now, I'll be back for...THE WEDDING! *starts singing* Good Newwwwws! *stops singing and erupts into a fangirl squeal* THERE'S A FIYERABA WEDDING TOMORROW! *starts singing again* THANK GOODNESS! SHE SAID YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! THANK GOODNESS FOR TODAY! YAYAYAYAYYAYAAYYAYY! Before I go, can I ride on your broomstick Elphaba? Please?"
"I have a better idea," Elphaba said. She whispered something into Nia's ear. Nia smiled and a bucket of brooms appeared next to her. Elphaba took one and Nia handed her the dark green sharpie. Elphaba signed the broom and chanted the levitation spell. "Here you go!" Elphaba said as she handed the flying broom to Obsessed. Obsessed squealed and took the broom from Elphaba. "This. Is. So. Amazing! Thank you so much! I have go and fangirl! I have to go and tell everyone that I know, and even some people that I don't know! Thank you!" she said, hugging the air out of Elphaba again. Nia laughed as Obsessed went back into the audience. "Don't forget to come to the wedding!" Nia called after her.
"I won't!" Obsessed called back.
"Okay, now that that's taken care of, we can move on. Now, we have Eriphabottackson, who says Well... that was awkward. Sorry, I didn't know you didn't see Phantom of the Opera. Please just watch it on YouTube. Actually... *has better idea* put in on for the characters! Or not. Whatever is good for you. Question for Fiyero: What did it feel like getting transformed? Oh, and can we actually give the Wizard sorcery powers? That would be cool!"
"I don't think that we have time to put it on, but I can watch it online. Thank you!" Nia said to the reviewer.
"It felt weird. I felt myself slipping away. I was literally dead for a minute or so, and then I wake up like I was sleeping and find myself a scarecrow. Getting turned back into a human was quick, since all Nia had to do was snap her fingers," Fiyero said.
"Don't give the Wizard any powers. Do you know what that could do to all of Oz?" Elphaba asked rubbing her legs because a teenager was sitting on them for the past two hours.
"Good to know! Now we have MyVisionIsDying, who says Dorothy, we all think your dog's name is Dodo even if it is Toto. Deal with it! Ahem. Elphaba, Nessa and probably Glinda. On a scale from one to ten how annoying is Dorothy? Opinions from everyone else are welcome as well."
"At first it was a 10. Now, I'm down to about a 4," Elphaba answered, which earned her a hug from Dorothy.
"8," Nessa said, who was still upset that Dorothy's house crushed her.
"10!" Boq and Fiyero said together. Dorothy glared at them.
"We don't really know her, so we don't have an opinion," Morrible said. The Wizard, Dr. Dillamond, Chistery, Melena and Frex nodded in agreement.
"Great! Now we have ExoticPeachBlossom, who says, You gotta see Phantom of the Opera! Seriously! It's sooooooooooo good! You feel bad for Elphaba's skin condition, just wait! Lol. I've got a couple of dares *and Elphie, no hurting me, remember, I hold your fate in my hands! Lol! My first dare is for Elphaba to waltz with Morrible and the Wizard! And I mean waltz, like her resting her head on Morrible and the Wizard's shoulder! Lol. And my second can either Elphaba, or the Phantom sing Music of the Night? Though it would be funny with the Phantom singing it to Elphaba! Lol. You can find a video of that song on youtube! Thank you Nia! I love ya and your amazing stories!"
"Waltz?" Elphaba, Morrible, and the Wizard asked at the same time.
Nia nodded as she started the music. "Morrible, you're up first."
Morrible and Elphaba got up. Elphaba placed a hand on Morrible's shoulder. "And don't step on Elphaba's feet!" Nia warned Morrible as they began to dance.
"Switch!" Nia said as she paused the music after about four minutes. Morrible ran back to her seat on the floor and the Wizard stood up. Elphaba seemed to be a bit more relaxed dancing with the Wizard.
"I think she's beginning to like him," Nia said with a smile.
"I think she is," Glinda said, wiping a happy tear from her eye.
Elphaba and the Wizard seemed to be gliding across the stage. When the music was ending, Elphaba leaned her head against his chest and whispered, "Daddy!"
"My heart just melted!" Dorothy said as she reached for the tissues on Nia's desk.
"That was beautiful!" Nia said, blinking away her tears. Elphaba wrapped her hands around the Wizard as they walked back to their seats.
"I'm so glad to see that Elphaba is happy," the Wizard, gently trying to pry Elphaba off of him. She wouldn't let go. A few tears appeared in her eyes, but she didn't let them fall. "Stay with me!" she begged him, hugging him tighter.
The Wizard looked at Nia. "She needs her daddy!" Nia said as she made a couch appear. The Wizard slowly walked towards the couch and sat down, with Elphaba still hugging him.
"This was wonderful. 14 Word pages long, but wonderful. Now, Elphaba has to sing," Nia said, yawning.
"What?" Elphaba asked, not hearing what Nia had said. Nia gave Elphaba some sheet music. "Music of the Night?" she asked.
"It's from Phantom of the Opera. Once you sing it, we can end this episode."
"I have brought you,
To the seat of sweet music's throne.
To this kingdom where all must pay homage to music,
Music.
You have come here.
For one purpose and one alone.
Since the moment I first heard you sing,
I have needed you with me to serve me, to sing,
For my music.
My music"
"Wow, Elphaba, you really have an amazing voice! Well, that's all the time we have for today. Please keep reading and reviewing. Just a recap, Fiyero and Boq are human. Boq and the Wizard have chairs, Dorothy has a stool with three legs, and Morrible is still sitting on the floor with Frex. Frex, Melena, Chistery and Dr. Dillamond are here to stay. And please, no more cliffs. I ran out of virtual IPhones, so from now on, I will be giving away broomsticks that are signed and enchanted by Elphaba. See you all later!"
Special thanks to Elphaba'sGirl, Broadwaylover56, Fae Tiggular, theHAPPYobsessedwickedfan3611, Eriphabottackson, MyVisionIsDying, and ExoticPeachBlossom. You all shall receive your flying signed brooms.