"Wow, everyone! The last episode was a great success! Let's try to repeat it!" Nia announced as the audience cheered.
"How long are we going to be here?" Fiyero asked.
"Fiyero, you asked me that question already, and the answer is the same, when I feel like ending the questionnaire, which will probably not be any time soon."
"I actually like being here!" Glinda admitted.
"I'm glad. We love having you, Glinda. And the rest of you, except Frex that is."
"Won't you at least give me a chance to explain myself?" Frex asked, horrified.
"No," Nia said in a casual tone.
"There's nothing to explain," Elphaba spat at him.
"Elphaba…" Frex started.
"You abused me as a child! I did nothing wrong! I said that I said that I hated you and I still do!" Elphaba yelled. Fiyero wrapped his arms around Elphaba and kissed the top of her head. "Shhh!" Fiyero comforted as he rubbed the back of his crying fiancée.
"Fabala, I…"
"DON'T CALL ME THAT! SHUT UP!" Elphaba sobbed.
"Well, Elphaba, if it makes you feel any better, he's not your father," Nia said, hoping that it would make Elphaba feel a little bit better. It didn't. Elphaba gave her a death glare as the tears continued to stream down her face.
"Okay… let's just get on with the interview," Nia said, avoiding Elphaba's gaze. "First we have EmeraldElphaba, who…"
"Doesn't she review, like, every chapter?" Dorothy asked.
"Yes, she does. And I'm glad. She's one of the most frequent reviewers. Now, she says, Since Morrible and Dorothy jumped off a cliff last chapter, can Frex jump off a cliff into a pit of slime?
Elphaba: If you had to choose between being degreenified and saving every
Animal in Oz, which would you pick?
Glinda: How does flying in a bubble work (how do you control it)?
Fiyero: Kick Frex. After all, he hurt Elphaba.
Nessa: At the end of Wicked Witch of the East, why did you blame your actions on Elphaba?
Boq: No, I don't hate you. If Nessa hadn't blamed Elphaba for turning you to tin when she actually saved your life, would you have done things differently?
Morrible: I DO hate you! Would you rather be stuck in a room, tied to a pole, and beat up by Elphaba, or tied to a stick and thrown to the bottom of a lake?
Dr. Dillamond and Chistery: How do you feel that Elphaba worked to save
Animals like you, but nobody recognized her for it?
Melena: Do you have any memories of baby Nessa from just before you died?"
"Yes! Frex can jump off a cliff into a pit of slime! How fun!" Nia said as the cliff reappeared outside.
"What?" Frex asked. Nia slapped her fingers at him and pointed outside. Frex got up and left.
"This should be fun!" Melena said as a bowl of popcorn appeared next to her. Everyone saw Frex standing at the edge of the cliff. He jumped off the cliff, screaming like a little girl all the way down. When he returned into the studio, he was covered in green slime from head to toe. The audience laughed at him. A towel appeared over his head.
"Here, dry off! I can't have you tracking slime in here. It will stain the carpets!" Nia said as Frex grabbed the towel off of his head and started to dry off.
"Well, I've gotten used to the green," Elphaba said as she wiped the tears from her eyes. "And the Animals mean a lot to me. I've dealt with the green for this long, so I guess that I would save all of the animals." This earned her a hug from Dr. Dillamond.
"Well, I don't really know how the flying bubble works. I just wave my wand and it appears. I control it just by thinking. If I want it to go up, it goes up. If I want it to go forward, it goes forward, and so on." Glinda answered, polishing her wand.
"YES!" Fiyero said as he got up and kicked Frex hard in the stomach. Frex grunted in pain.
"Why do people keep asking me that? I said that I was sorry!" Nessa said.
"She did. We won't ask you to explain it again, Nessa," Nia said. Nessa looked pleased.
"Of course. I was mad and confused. I forgot what a great friend Elphaba had been to me. I was so upset that I was unable to leave Munchkinland. I didn't know that Elphaba was trying to save my life," Boq said, giving Elphaba an apologetic look.
"Aw, that's so sweet, Boq!" Nia cooed.
"It… I… what?" Morrible asked, horrified.
"Tied to a pole or bottom of the lake," Nia reiterated.
"Pole, I guess," Morrible said, unsure of her answer.
"I believe that Miss Elphaba should be recognized for her actions to help Animals," Dr. Dillamond said. Chistery nodded in agreement and flew into Elphaba's lap.
"Well, I do remember one thing. I remember that she turned her head to me while the midwives were cleaning her off. I saw her little features, and then everything went black," Melena answered, recalling the memory. Nessa ran to her mother and sat in her lap.
"The laps are very popular, aren't they?" Nia said amused. Everyone laughed in agreement. "Now we have hopeforthefandoms, It seems as if there is no worse place to sit than the floor… so make Frex sit in a pit in the floor *evil grin* the pit is now the worst thing. Muahahaha!"
The floor opened and Frex fell through the floor. He landed on the ground in a dark pit.
"Why does everyone hate me?" Frex yelled from the pit.
"You really had to ask that?" Nia called back. "Everything was you're fault!"
"My fault?!"
"Yes, you're fault! You were a horrible husband to Melena and an even worse father to Elphaba. And on top of that, well… I can't think of anything else at the moment, but I will," Nia promised him.
Frex huffed and Nia continued. "We shall now welcome back Elphaba'sGirl, who says Hihi again, Nia! Yes, I get a flying signed broom! I have some more questions now... So... I'm walking onto the stage now. Can I have a hug Elphaba? Nessa, I know this is musical verse, but if you had to choose would you be in a wheelchair or have no arms? Fiyero, have you ever just wanted to go visit Frex (DO NOT BRING HIM BACK) and stab him repeatedly with a knife, organize a team of Frex hunters, set his toupee on fire, and tie him to a chair? I have. Boq, it's not that I don't like you. I mean, I don't, but I like you more than, say, Morrible or Frex. But I just have to ask... Would you rather be murdered by Nessa for breaking up with her, by Elphaba for hurting her sister, or by Glinda (death by stiletto heels) for asking her out eight times a minute? Uh mmm, that's all I got... Bye-bye (and YAY. I'm invited to a Fiyeraba wedding! Lalalalalalalalalalllllllllaaaaa! Lalala! La. Everyone, channel your inner Glinda and dance!)"
Elphaba'sGirl came running onto the stage and before Elphaba could protest, she ran up to her and hugged her. She let go so Elphaba could breathe and answer her questions.
"I chose the hideous chair with wheels," Nessa answered quickly.
"Alright, Frex hunters unite!" Fiyero shouted as a pitchfork appeared in his hands.
"Slow down, cowboy!" Nia said, grabbing the pitchfork from Fiyero. "We can't have any killing on this interview. Liability issues and all."
"Well, to answer you're question," Fiyero said, slumping back down into his chair, "I have wanted to ever since I learned how he treated Elphaba."
"How did you know?" Elphaba asked him with wide eyes.
"Fae, you talk in your sleep," Fiyero said as-a-matter-of-factually.
"I do?" Fiyero nodded. "Yero…"
"It's okay," Fiyero comforted.
"Why do I have to be murdered?" Boq asked.
"It's just a rhetorical question, Boq. Nobody is killing anyone!" Nia said, looking directly at Nessa.
"Well, I'm afraid of what Nessa and Elphaba would do to me, to I chose death by stiletto heels."
Glinda smiled to herself.
"Let's dance!" Elphaba'sGirl said as she jumped off of Elphaba lap and started dancing! Dr. Dillamond did a jig, Elphaba and Fiyero waltzed with each other and Glinda and Nia did the dance she did with Elphaba at the Ozdust.
"That was fun!" Elphaba'sGirl said as she went back to her seat.
"That was fun!" Nia agreed. "Now we have Mad-Idina-Fan98, I am so sorry for not reviewing its not my fault honestly my parents took my family on a holiday over the weekend and we had no Internet. Some of the stuff I write about may not be from this chapter but I don't want to review twice so it all going in here. Ok good I'm glad you don't mind how long my reviews are. OMO Glin and Elphie singing for good I seriously needed those tissues. OMO Elphaba's wedding sounds amazing I can't wait. I get to come right? Sorry but I laughed a little at Elphie dancing with the wizard and resting her head on him because I'm a huge OBC fan if you couldn't tell by my username, so I could only see Idina and Joel Grey and coz he's a little bit on the small side it was funny. But you have once again melted my heart with one word. Daddy. I really like Melena. I have read fan fics that portray her in a really bad light but I personally like her. OMO the fish ate one of her family. Because I purposely put fish in that sandwich. Wow you people really liked that sandwich, didn't you? Anyway can I please hug Elphie and Glin? Good answer Dr. D and Chistery. Elphie and Yero are just the most perfect couple ever *Galinda squeal* this interview makes me fangirl so hard. Elphie you have one of the most amazing voices ever that why we all ask you to sing. Seriously fish you scare me like not ahh she a monster horror film scare although you could pull that off but more of I'm concerned for you mental health scare. You don't like ice cream but you can eat my disgusting creation EW. EW Fiyorrible still gives me nightmares. Still it's as bad as Grex (Glinda and Frex) sorry Glin and I'm sad to say I came up with that one when me and my friends were discussing weird disturbing creepy ships. Ok questions. Elphie: if you could come to Australia what would you do? Yero: what are your kids names gonna be? One of my personal favs is Glinda Rose. Glin: can you please take me for a ride in your bubble? Nessa: I forgive you for everything that happened in the musical although one of my current fics I'm reading your pretty much hated by me and everyone else reading. Boq: I'm sorry for being harsh. I'm glad your human again. Wizard: I don't hate you and I would never ask you to jump off a cliff well at least not until I read a fan fic and your completely evil and I hate your guts again. Melena: Do you love the Wizard or that thing that we call the governor of Munchkinland? Fish: your weird and I dare you to eat 1000 off strawberry palates muahahahahaha. Oh can I have a signed flying broom too please? Ok I think that's long enough. Can't wait for your answers and the wedding *another Galinda squeal*"
"Of course you can come! Everyone is invited to the wedding!" Nia announced to the audience.
"What is with all the hugging?" Elphaba asked. It was obvious that she still wasn't used to all the love.
"Elphaba, people love you!" Fiyero said as he planted a kiss on Elphaba's cheek.
"Fine! But I'm not giving out anymore hugs until the wedding!"
"Sounds fair. But, I guess I should warn you that you might not be able to do anything else except get married and give out hugs. You will have a lot of hugs to give out," Nia said.
"Fine with me!" Elphaba said.
"Great!" Nia said.
"Grex?" Glinda asked, horrified. "Why would people ship me with that horrible excuse for a man?"
"Sorry, Glinda. Weird things can happen on Fanfiction," Nia said, shaking her head.
"Ew! No! No! No!" Glinda screamed. Frex remained silent.
"What is Australia?" Elphaba asked, confused.
"Elphie, everyone known who Australia is!" Glinda said, like she knew.
"Not who, Glinda, what! Australia is a country/continent on the other side of the world (To me)."
"Oh," Elphaba said.
"They have koalas there!" Nia said, pulling up a picture of a koala on her IPhone.
"It's looks so cute!" Fiyero said, pinching its cheeks in his head.
"They are also very vicious," Nia pointed out.
"I guess that I would go sightseeing!" Elphaba said, visualizing herself in Australia.
"Whatever Elphaba wants to name out kids is fine with me," Fiyero answered.
"Fiyero, we're not even married yet," Elphaba said, giving Fiyero a look that Nia couldn't identify.
"When the time comes, what ever you want to name our children will be perfectly.
"Everyone can ride in the bubble at the wedding!" Glinda said, who accidently created a mini bubble storm and was trying to pop the bubbles with her wand.
"Well… um… actually, I don't know," Melena said, looking down.
"It's okay, Melena," Nia said.
"But if I had to chose one, it would probably be the Wizard." The Wizard stood up and did a little jig.
"What?" Frex asked from his pit.
"You were never there for me! You always left me alone! You abused my daughter!" Melena yelled.
"Okay. Now we have MyVisionIsDying, who says, Ha! Fiyero and Boq both saying 10, and at the same time too! XD Coming from the Scarecrow and the Tin Man, Dorothy expected much different of them. High five guys? *Goes up to high five Fiyero and Boq*"
"You really thought that I was that annoying?" Dorothy asked, tears entering her eyes. Boq and Fiyero just stared at her. And then the sobs came.
"Great! Just great! I really thought that I was going to be able to get the episode without Dorothy crying. Boy, was I wrong!" Nia said, handing Dorothy the tissues. "Now we have theHAPPYobsessedwickedfan3611, who is reviewing as a guest."
"Why is she reviewing as a guest?" Elphaba asked, remembering the girl from the last episode.
"She told me that she forgot to log in. Now, she says, ITS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SO IF YOU CARE TO FIND ME LOOK TO THE WESTERN SKY! *Grabs broom, jumps on it and flies all around the studio* THIS IS SOOOOOOOOO MUCH FUUUUUUUUUUN! *Lands broom on stage* WHAT!? DID YOU HONESTLY THINK THAT I WAS GOING TO STAY IN THE AUDIENCE FOR THE WHOLE INTERVIEW!?" *proceeds to tackle Elphie, Glinda, and Yero to the ground in a huge hug* Now down to business...*snaps fingers a chair appears next to Nia's, sits down. * Actually if its okay with you Elphie, I'll just sit in your lap again."
The teenager in question walked straight up to Elphaba and jumped onto her lap, producing a soft grunt from the green witch, whose legs were still sore from the last episode.
"My first order of business is that The Wizard, Boq, and Morrible all be given chairs. Because lets face it we've all been REALLY unfair to them, and they've proven that they deserve chairs. Now Frex on the other hand. *Shoots Frex a Death Glare*...prove you deserve a chair and I'll ask Nia to give you one, but you've got to EARN it."
"That will never happen!" Nia said. Obsessed gave her a confused look.
"It won't?" she asked her.
"After what happened, probably not."
"Oh… okay," Obsessed sighed, moving on to her next questions. "Second of all, Morrible holy cow, I had no idea you could throw like that...you ought to enter the Olympics I'm sure you could earn a gold medal...actually *snaps fingers, transports all of us to the Ozlympics*
Announcer: Next up Is Reveina Morrible in our throwing competition
*An hour later*
Announcer: AND OUR GOLD MEDAL WINNER FOR THE THROWING SANDWHICHES EVEN IS...REVINA MORRIBLE CONGRADULATIONS!
*Snaps fingers, we return to the studio, Morrible is still wearing her gold medal*
Third order of business, Morrible AND ONLY MORRIBLE should get a double fudge cupcake with Butter crème frosting, because I think it was super unfair that she didn't get that cinnamon thingy. Oh My Oz… I'm actually starting to feel bad for Morrible...WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TOO?!"
The dessert appeared on Morrible's lap. She gladly took it and began to stuff her face. "Thank you!" she said, but it sounded muffled because he mouth was filled with double fudge cupcakes with butter crème frosting.
"Fourth, ELPHIE I FINISHED YOUR CAKE! *Runs offstage, comes back carrying a HUGE 7 teared cake* each Tier, is everyone's favorite flavor, chocolate, vanilla, strawberry, coffee, and peach, and an extra tier for Morrible and Frex, since you two didn't say your favorite flavors. The Top Tier is white and each shade becomes darker until it fades in to a dark purple, with lavender in the middle. (Because I know Elphie would've killed me if I'd made the cake green)! I have little figurines of Elphaba and Fiyero at the top, and Elphie's veil trails down ALL 7 tiers of the cake in a drape like manner. Then I have while roses on all tiers of the cake. *Whispers to Yero* and I've hidden a small compartment in there so the two wedding rings pop out during the ceremony. Then when she says yes confetti will pop out of the cake."
"Wow!" Elphaba said, admiring the cake.
"This is amazing! Especially the part about the –"
"Don't say it out loud!" Obsessed warned him, covering his mouth with her hand. Fiyero tried to say something, but there was a hand over his mouth.
"Sorry," he muttered when Obsessed removed her hand from his face.
"*Turns to Morrible* and I'm ASSUMING that Miss Morrible is going to make it nice and sunny on Elphie and Yero's wedding or a certain reviewer may request that a certain Wicked Character's chair be taken away..."
"Not to mention any names or anything," Obsessed said, glaring Morrible dead in the eyes.
"Fine. It will be sunny!" Morrible gave in.
"And warm," Obsessed added.
"Don't push it!"
Nia glared at Morrible. "I can still take your chair away!"
"How warm are we talking?"
"About 75 – 80 degrees."
Morrible looked shocked. "What?" Nia asked. "My dress is a summer dress! I want it to be warm!"
"Fine. Sunny and warm! Anything else?"
Obsessed's eyes lit up. She ran to Morrible and whispered something in her ear. Morrible got a sick look on her face, but a punch in the arm from Obsessed turned it into a fake smile.
"Sure!" she said slyly, glancing back at her former students.
"Great!" Obsessed said as she went back to her seat on Elphaba's lap, sitting down more gently this time.
"Now, on to the questions *sucks in deep breathe*. Nessa what'd it feel like under Dorothy's house, and are you still mad at her for squashing you?"
"I felt squished!" Nessa said, making a face. "But, since I'm here, I guess I can forgive Dorothy. After all, it wasn't her fault."
"Morrible, have you apologized to Nessa for making the twister that picked up Dorothy's house that squashed her?"
"I'm sorry, Nessarose," Morrible said. It sounded sincere enough, so Obsessed continued.
"Frex, If you died like Nessa said you did then how are you sitting well...here?"
"Nessa said that I died?" Frex asked, jumping so that he could be seen from the pit.
Everyone looked at Nessa. Nessa looked at her shoes. "He didn't die?" Elphaba hissed.
"Remember when I said that I was upset? I'm sorry, he wasn't dead."
"WHAT?!" Elphaba shouted. She wasn't angry because Frex was still alive (she was, but that wasn't the reason she was yelling at Nessa). She was angry because Nessa had life to her.
"YOU LIED TO ME?!" Elphaba shouted, completely forgetting that she had a teenager sitting on her lap.
"Fabala, I'm sorry!" Nessa pleaded.
Elphaba began to take deep breaths and calm down. "Fine," she mumbled.
"Dorothy, can I hold Dodo and Dorothy how old are you?"
Dorothy grumbled. "It's Toto. Toto! Toto!" she said as she gave her dog to Obsessed. "And I'm 13."
"I thought you were 12?" Obsessed asked as Dodo/Toto licked her hand.
"I was 12 the first time I went to Oz. That was a few months ago. I'm 13 now," Dorothy answered, still upset that people weren't saying Toto's name correctly.
"Frex, are you and Morrible EVER going to be married, because Melena and the Wizard are obviously involved and all of us have secretly been waiting FOREVER for you to purpose to her, plus you and Morrible would make such a good couple and we could have a DOUBLE wedding, so Frex, if you have feelings for this woman *Gestures to Morrible* ask her right now! ...please... I'll bake you a WICKED cake (please excuse the pun)"
"Marry Morrible?" Frex asked. "Can I please come up now?"
"Fine," Nia grumbled as Frex was lifted out of the pit and was seated on the floor next to Morrible again.
"Thank you," Frex said in a half-grateful tone. "And to answer your question, no!"
"Same goes for me!" Morrible said, looking the other way.
"Melena, who would you prefer to spend the rest of your life with Frex, or the Wizard?"
"The person that has been with me the longest!" Melena answered in a riddle.
"Is that Frex or the Wizard?" Nia asked, confused.
Melena looked at Nia and Nia nodded. "The Wizard it is!" Nia said. She still didn't know, but since Melena didn't correct her, she assumed that it was the Wizard.
"Nessa, if you had to marry anyone else beside Boq who would it be?"
"Um…" Nessa said, looking at Fiyero in the corner. This did not go unnoticed by Fiyero, or Elphaba. "I don't know. I don't mind OC, though. Maybe if they were, dare I say it, like Boq, then I guess they would be okay."
"Good answer," Elphaba muttered.
"Elphaba, if all of Oz was about to explode and you could only save one person who would you save? (Choose someone from this room)"
Elphaba gaped at the girl sitting on her lap. Obsessed gave her an innocent look. "Not including Nia and me, because we're not from Oz."
"Well…" Elphaba looked around the room, from her fiancée, to her best friend, to her sister and mother, real father, fake father, and even to Dorothy.
"We won't hate you if you don't pick us," Glinda said, placing a reassuring hand on Elphaba's shoulder.
"Why do people like to ask these types of questions?" Elphaba said, frustrated.
"They're just questions. It's not like all of Oz would, or could, explode," Nia said in a comforting tone.
"I guess I would chose…" Elphaba started. There was a very long pause before she continued. "Fiyero."
Nessa, Glinda, and Melena looked very disappointed. "I'm sorry!" Elphaba said to her best friend, sister and mother.
"It's alright, Fabala," Nessa said, forcing a smile.
"AND NOW... (Drum roll)... DARES! Because I want to see Elphaba's reaction and they HAVE to do this... Dare Fiyero and Nessa to kiss, full on the lips 10 seconds."
Elphaba gave Obsessed a sinister look. Nessa got up and went over Fiyero. "I'll be counting!" Elphaba called to them.
"So will we!" Fiyero and Nessa said in unison.
"And… GO!" Nia said, starting her stopwatch.
1... 2… 3… 4… 5… 6… 7… 8… 9… 10!
Fiyero and Nessa pulled apart. Both of their faces were red. The bucket of water that Elphaba used to drench Dorothy twice appeared next to her. Elphaba grabbed the bucket and headed straight to Fiyero. She poured the entire bucket of water on his head. That changed his face back to its normal color again. Nia gave Fiyero a towel and he began to dry off. Nessa walked slowly back to her seat, not even daring to smile, for fear of what her sister would do to her.
"...and because I want to see Fiyero's reaction and they HAVE to do this... I dare Boq and Elphaba to kiss, full on the lips 10 seconds."
"NO!" Elphaba refused.
"You have to do it!" Obsessed said, allowing Elphaba to stand up.
"Don't turn red!" Fiyero warned. Elphaba shot him a warning look as she walked over to Boq.
1… 2… 3… 4… 5… 6… 7… 8… 9… 10!
Elphaba and Boq pulled apart. But instead of blushing, both of them were wiping their lips, requesting water. They both drank their water in less than five seconds.
Elphaba and Boq sat down. Obsessed went back to Elphaba lap, ignoring the look the green witch was giving her.
"I want to see Fiyero try to bake pancakes (because I've read fics where he can cook like an expert, and fics where he can't cook AT ALL)"
A stove appeared on the stage, with pancake mix, a frying pan and a spatula. Fiyero walked up slowly to the stove. He began to make the pancakes out of the mix. When it came time to cook them, he looked worried.
"Don't worry, Fiyero. I'm sure you'll do great!" Nia said with a smile. Fiyero smiled back and began to make the pancakes.
A few minutes later
There were 7 pancakes, all shaped like witch hats, on the plate.
"What do you think?" Fiyero asked, showing the pancakes to Obsessed and Nia.
"They look great!" Obsessed said. Nia didn't answer, but took one of the pancakes. "They taste great, too!"
"Elphaba, did you know that, there's an OC named Atlas (created by ExoticPeachBlossom) who's been crushing on you for the past 2 years, at one point you even shared a bed with him, Fiyero what's your opinion on Atlas?"
"Well, since Nia is currently reading the story (and loving it!), I do know about him. But, my heart belongs to Fiyero," Elphaba said, snuggling close to Fiyero.
"Fiyero, what's you're opinion on Atlas?" Nia asked.
Fiyero gritted his teeth and hissed. "There's your answer," Nia said, trying her best not to laugh.
"Melena, I thought you died in child birth, so how are you here? And if you hadn't died would you have stopped Frex from abusing Elphaba?"
"Nia wanted me to be here, so I am! And of course I would have stopped Frex from abusing Elphaba," Melena said, hugging her daughter.
"Glinda, do you have a boyfriend right now?"
"No," Glinda answered sadly.
"Don't worry! We will find the perfect boyfriends for you and Nessa," Nia reassured her.
"Dorothy, how old are you?"
"13!" Dorothy reiterated.
"Wait...those aren't dares, they're questions...whatever... Nessa, how'd you keep your wheelchair from rolling off the RAKED stage in Wicked?"
"I have to have control over the wheelchair. Sometimes, it does wonder against my will, so I have to really concentrate on what I'm doing," Nessa answered.
"Elphaba, I DARE you to sing 'My Heart Will Go On' to Fiyero. It's such a beautiful song... especially when Stephanie J Block sings it."
The lyrics appeared in Elphaba's hand and she sighed. She looked them over and began to sing."
"Every night in my dreams
I see you, I feel you,
That is how I know you go on
Far across the distance
And spaces between us
You have come to show you go on
Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on
Love can touch us one time
And last for a lifetime
And never let go till we're gone
Love was when I loved you
One true time I hold to
In my life we'll always go on
Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on
You're here, there's nothing I fear,
And I know that my heart will go on
We'll stay forever this way
You are safe in my heart
And my heart will go on and on"
While she was singing, she became lost in Fiyero's eyes. They ended the song with a long, and very passionate kiss. The crowd cheered.
"Why must your voice be so perfect?" Obsessed cried. Elphaba hugged her close to her. "I'm sorry. I don't know!" she laughed.
"...AND I THINK THAT'S IT FOR NOW! Hope you like you're cake Elphie, and since I'm assuming Frex, and Morrible are now in a relationship, HAVE A HAPPY DOUBLE WEDDING! :D Before I go can I ride in you're bubble Glinda?"
Obsessed looked over at the blonde. Glinda was asleep in her chair. Everyone laughed.
"She seems tired," Obsessed said in a disappointed tone.
"Don't worry, she will be giving out bubble rides at the reception," Nia said, writing everything down in her book.
"Great! See everyone later!" Obsessed said as she mounted her broom, circles the studio a few times, and went back to her seat.
"Morrible and I are not getting married!" Frex shouted after her.
"Lastly, we have FiyerabaRules, who is reviewing as a guest. Welcome! FiyerabaRules says, Ok, this is the best thing I have ever read! And YAY! A FIYERABA WEDDING! Congratulations you two! May your live be filled with happiness! Now, don't hate me, DO NOT HATE ME! But Morrible is all right. I mean, she can be really mean, and I mean REALLY MEAN! But she has feelings too! She is a fish or human or whatever that has feeling! Again PLEASE DON'T HATE ME! But, she probably can be nice! And... FREX, WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU DO MEAN THINGS TO ELPHABA?! I MEAN SERIOUSLY! WHAT DID SHE EVER DO TO YOU?! SHE IS AN ACTUAL PERSON, NOT AN ALIEN! TREAT HER NORMAL OR I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU! AND GOOD LUCK, BECAUSE WITH A TEMPER LIKE MINE, No One, and I mean NO ONE, IS EVER SAFE! Glinda, you are so fun and pretty and perky and all of the above! You have a kind heart and you are, and forever be, Glinda the Good! Because you are good! Boq, you are very nice, but when you were with Nessarose, you did make it look like you were in love with her! And if you took the time to get to know her, I think you would like her a lot! And Nessa, you are so fun and loving and everything, and I know that you were mad when you blamed Elphaba for everything, that it was an accident! Just don't do I again! And the Wizard! You were very nice in the beginning, but WHY WOULD YOU USE ELPHABA LIKE THAT?! I MEAN HONESTLY, MY OZ! But, now that we know how kind you are, you are all right! Melena, you are a very kind and very generous person, and when you sang to Elphaba like that, it was so beautiful! And Fiyero, you better not be a jerk to Elphaba, 'cause you are lucky, very lucky, to have a kind and beautiful girl like her! And last but not least, Elphaba. You are a beautiful person and a really good heart! You care for Animals and every one of your friends, and you're just plain amazing (the amazing part goes for everyone)! I hope you have the best life with Fiyero, and... HAPPY WEDDING! (Sorry this took so long!)"
"Finally, someone likes me!" Morrible declared in happiness.
"I… I… I…" Frex started.
"Answer the question!" Nia said in a tired voice.
Frex took a deep breath. "I didn't want to blame myself for everything that was happening to me. I lost the love of my life and I thought that it was my fault."
"Well, maybe if you were more attentive to her, she wouldn't have gone anywhere!" Nia scolded him. She really wasn't in the mood to try and be nice to Frex.
"I had a lot to do! I was the Governor of Munchkinland!" Frex argued.
"Speaking of which, why did you call Nessa the future Governor of Munchkinland? You knew good and well that Elphaba was supposed to be the Governor since she was the oldest. No offence, Nessa. I still like you!" Nia said, making it very clear that she was not turning against the younger Thropp.
"Do you know how the Munchkins would have reacted to a green governor?" Frex asked, reverting back to his Elphaba-hating ways.
"Well, maybe if you had loved, excepted, and cherished her, no one would have had a problem with that," Nia said like she was talking to a six year old.
Frex opened his mouth to protest, but closed it again. Deep down, he knew that Nia was right. "I was trying to be kind to Nessarose."
"Nessa was fine! Elphaba was the one who needed love and attention, if not from anyone else, then at least her father." Nia saw the hurt look on Nessa's face and added something else. "There is no valid reason on why you couldn't love both of your daughters."
"You're right," Frex whispered. Everyone looked at him, not expecting him to say that. "You're absolutely right!" he said again.
"I know that!" Nia retorted.
Frex turned around to face Elphaba. "Fabala, I know that my behavior was unforgivable…"
"Oh, you got that right!" Elphaba interrupted.
"But, please, can we start over?"
Elphaba stared at her ex-father. She was breathing hard. For a moment, everyone expected that she would give in and run into his arms. But, we all know that's not Elphaba. Instead, she hissed at him and turned the other way.
"It's going to take a while," Nia said to Frex.
"It's never going to happen!" Elphaba retorted.
"We have one more reviewer." Everyone looked at Nia. "They don't have any questions or dares, they just wanted to say something. So here it is. This is Eriphabottackson and they said, My heart melted too, Dorothy! I almost cried! *Flies around on signed broom to escape PE class* I'M DEFYING GRAVITY! Yeah, I don't really have any questions, but I would like to apologize to Elphaba for suggesting giving the Wizard powers."
"It's perfectly alright," the Wizard said, upset that he doesn't have any real magical powers.
"Okay, that's it for now. Keep those reviews coming! We will be back shortly soon! But, before we go…" Nia clapped her hands and a big screen appeared. It said 5 more days until the Fiyeraba wedding. The audience cheered. "Now, since the wedding is so close, I am starting a countdown. I know, so original, right?" Nia said as the audience laughed. "That's all the time we have for… oh dear!" Elphaba was having a yelling rant with Frex. And it didn't look like she was going to stop any time soon.
"Elphaba…"
"SHUT UP, NIA!" Elphaba yelled as she continued to give it to Frex. Nia stepped back, upset, hurt and confused, as the lights dimmed.
Special thanks to EmeraldElphaba, hopeforthefandoms, Elphaba'sGirl, Mad-Idina-Fan98, MyVisionIsDying, theHAPPYobsessedwickedfan3611, FiyerabaRules, and Eriphabottackson