Disclaimer: See Chapter 12 for disclaimer.
"Campers, it's time for the elimination" Chris said as Chef pulled put a bookshelf holding 90 CN trophies.
"I just want quicker eliminations." Chef said, "This thing weighs a fucking ton!"
Confessionals
"This is a really good picture of Skylar." Lindsay said, "Does this box mean I send it to my family at home so they can see Tanner's picture?"
"Look, Ed, I'm sorry, but you seem like you kinda blew the challenge." Blossom said.
Ed is rips open a box of Chunky Puff. He eats the Chunky Puffs and puts the box into the voting box. "Chunky Puffs give me gas." Ed said as he farted.
Double D smells Ed's fart and pukes into the voting box.
"I still don't trust the Kanker!" Eddy said.
"Stupid dog!" Eustace yelled.
"I'm sorry but I really don't want to win the million. I'm voting myself off." Wilt said, "I hope other people vote me off as well."
"The best decision is to vote off the fail jock. He obviously has neither brain nor brawn." Mandark said.
"Buttercup and Izzy cost us the game" Mandy said, "Izzy will be sent home. We could use Buttercup later in the game. AND IF THOSE FUCKIN IDIOTS DON'T VOTE IZZY OFF I'LL MAKE EACH OF THEM PAY!"
"That Mandy chick needs to chill out" Marceline said.
"That stupid boy could have given me a warning!" Fanny yelled.
"I still don't understand this whole voting off situation." Starfire said.
Jude asked, "Can I possible vote Star onto the island?"
"Me, and Gretchen agreed to vote off Lazlo" Nina said, "I don't want him and Patsy to make it to the final two. It would break her heart."
"Wilt asked me to vote him off." Courtney said, "I'll vote off that two timing exboyfriend of mine!"
"Cree scares me!" DJ said.
Courage holds up a picture of Cree.
"Why won't my stupid paddle ball work?" Bloo yelled as he threw it into the toilet. "Can I vote this fuckin thing off?"
"Me, Raven and BB decided to vote off Fanny." Cyborg said.
"Numbuh 5 along with Numbuh 1, Numbuh 2, and Numbuh 362 are voting off Cree." Abby said.
"LSP kinda creeps me out." Beth said.
"I gotta agree with Beth." Adam said.
"Bye bye Crabigail." Cree said laughing.
"I feel bad about voting Jude off the island." Caitlin said, "Maybe I should vote off LSP."
"This place bites. Just to go the hot resort, I'm voting myself off. I'll try to get Nikki and Jen to vote with me against me." Jonsey said.
"BUNNIES!"Cheese yelled while drinking chocolate milk.
"I think Susan needs some professional help." Mary said.
"Me and Deedee decided to vote off Lumpy Space Princess." Kuki said. "She kinda freaks me out."
Outside, LSP is screaming, "WHAT ARE YOU LUMPING LOOKING AT?"
"Okay, those wonder twins are one. I vote off the skinny whore" LSP said.
"That Cheese is so stupid. I'm surprised he even won the challenge." Dexter mumbled
"LSP called me a whore." Katie said crying.
"It's okay, we'll vote her off" Sadie said. "She just made me really mad."
"I and Ben were thinking that Jude could be what is slowing the team down." Gwen T said.
"aww, doesn't Chowder look cute when throwing up." Panini said, "Anyway, I think Ed kinda blew the challenge so me, Tyler, Julie, Sierra and Noah are going to try to vote him off."
"I wish I didn't have to vote anybody off the island. I wish K'nuckles would come back onto it!" Flapjack cried.
"Sorry Jude but you blew it." Patsy said.
"Finn, PB and me have decided to vote off Jude. I mean if you see a guy with a chainsaw, you run away!" Jake said.
"I convinced that nerd to vote off Numbuh 86!" Wally said, "Oh, that nerd is Irwin"
"I, along with Mac, Gil, Trent, Gwen, Noah and LaShawna have agreed to vote off Cree. She's mean to half of the contestants including her little sister!" Wyatt said to the camera.
"LSP creeps me out" Lazlo said.
"Sorry Jude." Owen said before farting.
"Sorry dude, but me and Bridge are voting you off." Geoff said unhappy.
"You've played hard solider. If a solider wants to give himself up to save the group, that's good enough for me." Patton said voting for Wilt.
"That tall red guy wants to be sent home. Better him than me and Marie." Lee said.
"What am I supposed to do again?" Billy asked before sneezing, "It'll come back to me. But Jude kinda is funny."
"And the last person without votes is Courage. The rest of you have at least one vote against you." Chris said to May, Eddy, Ed, Abby, Fanny, Patton, Cree, Robin, Cheese, Wilt, Johnny, Dukey, Susan, Mary, Sissy, Eustace, Sierra, Katie, Courtney, Duncan, Alejandro, Heather, Tyler, Izzy, Lazlo, Patsy, Fred Fredburger, Mandy, LSP, Jonsey and Jude.
"But those of you with one votes are May, Eddy, Abby, Patton, Robin, Cheese, Johnny, Dukey, Susan, Mary, Sissy, Eustace, Sierra, Katie, Courtney, Alejandro, and Heather" Blainley said as those she mentioned walked up to get their CN trophies.
"Others that are safe are Duncan, Tyler, Jonsey, Fred Fredburger, Patsy, Lazlo, Mandy, and Izzy" Chris said.
"Fanny, you always are always insulting boys." Blainley said, "Wilt, you've asked many people to be voted off. Ed, yelling to attracting the killer never helps. Cree, you've been me too a lot of contestants. Jude, never stop and chat with the killer. And LSP, I've heard you've been mean to Katie."
"Whatever, just give me a CN trophy already!" LSP yelled.
"Well, in case of Ed, Wilt, Fanny and LSP, I think you will be happy that the last trophies go to Ed, Fanny and LSP."
"In your lumpin face loser!" LSP laughed at Jude.
"WHAT THE FUCK!" Cree shouted, "I'M THE GREATEST SKILLED ON OUR TEAM! YOU'RE A BUNCH OF MOTHER FUCKING BASTARDS WHO DON'T KNOW SHIT! I'M OUT OF THIS FUCKIN NUTHOUSE!"
Cree stormed onto the Sweet Revenge while Wilt was saying goodbye to his friends and teammates. "Good luck guys!" Wilt said.
Jude slowly walked down the Walk of Shame until he saw Star waiting on the boat. "See you later guys!" Jude shouted to Caitlin, Wyatt, Nikki, Jen and Jonsey. "Win it for me!"
Votes:
TEAM MANDY
Mandy- Izzy
Grim- Mandy
Marceline- Mandy
Johnny- Sissy
Cyborg- Fanny
Raven- Fanny
Beast Boy- Fanny
Marie- Wilt
Lee- Wilt
Izzy- Mandy
Duncan- Courtney
Heather- Alejandro
Courtney- Duncan
Alejandro- Heather
Susan- Mary
Mary- Wilt
Dukey- Eustace
Sissy- Johnny
Coco- Wilt
Wilt- Wilt
Eduardo- Wilt
Jonsey- Jonsey
Jen- Jonsey
Nikki- Jonsey
Buttercup- Izzy
Wally- Fanny
Patton- Wilt
Fanny- Patton
Eustace-Dukey
Irwin- Fanny
Harold- Duncan
Reviewers- Izzy, Fanny
Team Gravy
Double D- Barf
Ed- Chunky Puffs
Eddy- May
May- Eddy
Courage- Cree
Nigel- Cree
Hoagie- Cree
Abby- Cree
Rachel- Cree
Cree- Abby
Starfire- Robin
Robin-Cree
Blossom- Ed
Bubbles- Ed
DJ- Cree
Lindsay- Tyler
Tyler-Ed
Trent-Cree
Gwen-Cree
LaShawna-Cree
Noah-Ed
Cody- Sierra
Sierra-Ed
Panini-Ed
Chowder- Panini
Princess Jillian- Ed
Gil-Cree
Mac-Cree
Wyatt-Cree
Julie-Ed
Mandark- Tyler
Reviewers- Ed, Ed
Team Lady Rainicorn is Super Super Super Pretty
Jake- Jude
Finn- Jude
LSP- Katie
PB- Jude
Owen- Jude
Katie- LSP
Sadie- LSP
Geoff-Jude
Bridgette-Jude
Beth-LSP
Bloo- Paddleball
Goo- LSP
Cheese- Bunnies
Billy- Jude
Fred Fredburger- Fred Fredburger
Ben- Jude
Gwen T- Jude
Adam-LSP
Mordecai- Fred Fredburger
Kuki- LSP
Flapjack- L'nuckles
Lazlo-LSP
Raj-Patsy
Clam-Patsy
Patsy-Jude
Gretchen- Lazlo
Nina- Lazlo
Jude- Star
Caitlin- LSP
Dexter-Cheese
Deedee-LSP
Reviewers- Owen, Jude
TEAM MANDY MEMBERS
TEAM GRAVY MEMBERS
TEAM LRISSP MEMBERS
May: 1
Eddy: 1
Abby: 1
Robin: 1
Cheese: 1
Johnny: 1
Dukey: 1
Sissy: 1
Mary: 1
Patton: 1
Eustace: 1
Sierra: 1
Katie: 1
Courtney: 1
Alejandro: 1
Heather: 1
Tyler: 2
Duncan: 2
Fred Fredburger: 2
Patsy: 2
Lazlo: 2
Izzy: 3
Mandy: 3
Jonsey: 3
Fanny: 6
Wilt: 7 (Eliminated)
Ed: 8
LSP: 9
Jude: 10 (Eliminated)
Cree: 13 (Eliminated)
Loser Confessionals
"Look, I fell better that my friends are still in the game. I wanted to be sent home." Wilt said, "I'm sorry but is it wrong to just quit like that. Is it okay that I quit the game?"
"I'm kinda sad that I lost the million dollars. At least I can hang out with Star." Jude said as he put his arm around Star.
"I am so gonna destroy those snot-nosed brats when who voted me off!" Cree yelled as the camera shut off on her.
Team Mandy: Mandy, Grim, Marceline, Johnny, Cyborg, Raven, Beast Boy, Marie, Lee, Izzy, Duncan, Heather, Courtney, Alejandro, Susan, Mary, Dukey, Sissy, Coco, Eduardo, Jonesy, Jen, Nikki, Buttercup, Wally, Patton, Fanny, Eustace, Irwin, Harold
Team Gravy: Double D, Ed, Eddy, May, Courage, Nigel, Hoagie, Abby, Rachel, Starfire, Robin, Blossom, Bubbles, DJ, Lindsay, Tyler, Trent, Gwen, LaShawna, Noah, Cody, Sierra, Panini, Chowder, Princess Jillian, Gil, Mac, Wyatt, Julie, Mandark
Team Lady Rainicorn is Super Super Super Pretty: Jake, Finn, LSP, PB, Owen, Katie, Sadie, Geoff, Bridgette, Beth, Bloo, Goo, Billy, Fred Fredburger, Ben, Gwen T, Adam, Mordecai, Kuki, Flapjack, Lazlo, Raj, Clam, Patsy, Gretchen, Nina, Caitlin, Dexter, Deedee
Eliminated (In Order): Ezekiel, Muriel, Mung Daal, Eugene, Eva, K'nuckles, Justin, Cree, Jude, Wilt
Next up is another classic from Season 1. Sorry Wilt, Jude and Cree fans.