"Hello, everyone!" Nia greeted.
"Can we get started please?" Elphaba asked, clutching her stomach.
"Elphie, are you okay?" Glinda asked.
"Fine!" Elphaba shouted as she ran backstage.
"She…. fine," Nia said as she scanned her notes.
"Nia, do you know something we don't know?" Fiyero asked.
"As a matter of fact, I do. But, I'm going to wait until Elphaba comes back to tell you because…"
"FIYERO!" Elphaba shouted from backstage.
"I better go see what she wants," Fiyero said slowly, getting up out of his chair.
"What's going on?" Dorothy asked.
"Okay, I'm going to let it out; Elphaba's pregnant!"
"WHAT!?" everyone shouted.
"Well, people would get impatient waiting nine months for the Fiyeraba baby, and quite frankly, I don't think I can keep up this interview for the next nine months. Just don't tell Elphaba. She doesn't even know yet," Nia explained in a loud whisper.
Fiyero returned a few seconds later with Elphaba. Her skin was a pale green and she looked sick.
"Congratulations, you two!" Glinda exclaimed, running over to hug her two best friends.
"What?" Fiyero asked.
"Wait-a-go, Glinda!" Nia admonished.
"What are you talking about?" Elphaba asked.
"Nia, aren't you going to tell them?" Glinda asked, looking at the teenage girl behind the desk.
"Well, it doesn't seem like I have a choice now, does it?" Nia retorted. Elphaba looked at Nia, her eyes wide with confusion.
"Well, Elphaba, Fiyero, I am happy to announced that you two with be the proud parents of a little boy or girl," Nia smiled.
"I'm pregnant?" Elphaba asked.
"She's pregnant?" Fiyero repeated.
Nia nodded. "I'll answer more questions later, but now, we have to get on with the interview. Our first guest is EmeraldElphaba, who says, Hey! Sorry I haven't reviewed for a while, but I couldn't really think of anything to say besides "this story is amazing." I have a question for Nessa: When you were given your silver shoes, did you have any idea they would one day allow you to walk? By the way, Fiyero and Elphaba's wedding was beautiful. :)"
"Well, actually, I didn't know. They were just another pair of shoes that were given to me as a gift," Nessa answered.
"Now we have Broadwaylover56, Hi everybody I'm back. Sorry I haven't reviewed in a while. Anyways Dorothy can I have Toto? He's so adorable! Frex, why do you hate Elphie so much and after you answer I want your scrawny little face down a bottomless pit with a piano on top. Thanks, Nia, you rock!"
"He's mine!" Dorothy shouted, holding her dog closer to her. Toto remained silent.
"Well, that's a long story," Frex said, looking down at his hands.
"We have all the time in the world," Elphaba commented.
"Actually, we don't," Nia said, shaking her head.
"I was an idiot back then," Frex admitted.
"It's alright," Elphaba whispered.
"Do you still have to drop the piano on me?" Frex asked.
"Elphaba?" Nia said, looking at the emerald witch.
"No, it's okay. We don't have to drop a piano on him… yet." Frex didn't know if he should be upset or glad, so he just looked down at his feet.
"Okay, then. Now we have Elphaba'sGirl, who says Hullooooooo! Fiyero, I'd yell at you, but I can't; you're too adorable. I'll just leave the hair thing alone... Unless you have a change of heart? I promise, I wouldn't take too much, like two strands... Elphaba; if you could go back in time stop one event from happening in your life, which one would it be? Nessa, do you like your shoes better red or silver? Dorothy, you're a teenager. Why do you dress like a four year old? Glinda, I like your shoes. Glinda, again, what's the best gift anyone's ever given you? Fiyero, how would you describe your hair? Wheat blond? Light brown? Fiyero, if I can't have a piece of your hair, can I touch it at least? (Also, if you say no, you'll sound like Morrible when Glin wanted to touch the Grimmerie. We wouldn't want that, would we?) Okay. See you later and update soon!"
"What is it with people and my hair?" Fiyero asked.
"They just want to know," Nia explained, talking a pair of pink scissors out of her desk.
"Fine! But only a little bit!" Fiyero said, giving in.
Nia grinned and went over to Fiyero. She plucked about 5 strands of hair from his head. "Ow!" Fiyero exclaimed, each time a strand was pulled, reaching octaves that were never reached before.
"For evidence!" Nia exclaimed as she put the strands in a plastic bag.
"What?" Elphaba asked.
"I mean… um… for…" Nia cleared her throat, "Elphaba, you have to answer your question!"
Elphaba narrowed her eyes at the teenager, but continued. "Does being born green count?"
"I don't think so. It needs to be something that you had some control over," Nia answered.
"Probably giving the monkey's wings. That's when it all went downhill."
"I like the wings!" Chistery argued.
"You can keep them!" Elphaba joked.
"I liked the color of the silver shoes better, but everyone knows why I would like the red shoes," Nessa smiled.
"I live on a farm, not in Beverly Hills! Do you think I like wearing this stuff! I do look like a three year old!" Dorothy shouted, throwing her hands up in the air.
"Thank you!" Glinda said, looking down at her shoes. "I like this reviewer! The best gift that someone has giving me is…" Glinda thought about it for a moment. "Elphaba giving me a chance to attend Madame Morrible's Sorcery Seminar. That was amazing!" Elphaba pulled Glinda in for a hug and Nia continued.
"My hair is dark brown," Fiyero said, running his hand through his full head of hair. Elphaba giggled at his nervous habit.
"Awesome! Now we have Mad-Idina-Fan98, Great answers everyone. Nia, just saying you cut out some words from my review, which made it kinda hard to understand, and some words were stuck together. I don't mind just some people might not get what I was trying to say. Elphie, what's wrong with the questions being about the wedding it was only the most perfect wedding in the history of weddings? Glin, I don't think that at all. I wanted to know how you felt I knew it would be excited and thrillified and Nessa. I didn't think that about you either. Hahahahaha Yero, reception. Melena, your baby girl is the best ever. Questions: Melena, who arranged your wedding and what was it like? Was it as horrible as Frex? Wizard, was Melena your only love as in true love? I don't care if you crushed on other girls, just was she your true love? Nia, I have a question for you. If you could change one thing in the musical what would it be? Elphie, how many kids do you want? Yero, you can also answer that. And Glin, if you could go back to the day Elphie defied gravity and the wizard, would you go to? Yero, if you had known would you gone to the EC too? Ok well I think I should save some questions for next time. Nia, please update this and Leap of Faith. Pretty please with Fiyero on top."
"Oops! Sorry," Nia apologized.
"There's nothing wrong with it! I was just asking!" Elphaba said, crossing her arms.
"It's an Ozian tradition that the father finds his daughter a husband. This only happened to families of extreme wealth and power. It wasn't that bad. It wasn't that good, either," Melena sighed.
"Well… I… never really loved Melena," the Wizard answered. Melena shot him a death glare. "Then why the heck did you give me that stupid green elixir that caused our daughter to be born green?!" she shouted at him.
"I… don't know. I'm sorry," the Wizard said, looking away from Melena. She growled at him and Nia decided to continue before someone flew off the handle.
"Oh, thank you for the question! Well, I think that I would change the fact the Glinda couldn't know that Elphaba and Fiyero were still alive. I mean, I think that at least Glinda should have known," Nia answered.
"Thank you!" Glinda chirped.
Elphaba looked down at her flat stomach. "I think that one is good," she answered.
"For now," Fiyero said, attempting to kiss Elphaba. She slapped his arm and he shuddered. "Kidding!"
"Well, I was young and naïve back then. I was only thinking about myself and my dreams. If I could go back now, I would have defiantly gone with Elphie," Glinda said, giving her friend an apologetic smile.
"Well, I thought that Elphaba was going to come back. When Glinda came back without Elphaba and told me what happened, I was shocked. But, I guess I would have gone with Elphaba to give her more support," Fiyero said.
"Hey!" Glinda shouted, pouting.
"Last, but not least," Nia said, ignoring Glinda, "is snoozinghamster, Great chapter. Yay I get a broom. * Waves it into air and goes flying into wall* Love all of you. So have some profiteroles since they are tasty. Can't think of any questions. So yeh!"
"What are profiteroles?" Glinda asked.
"They're this cream puff pastry ball filled with whipped cream. They sound amazing!" Nia exclaimed as a plate of profiteroles appeared on the table in front of them. "Morrible, why aren't you taking any?" Nia asked.
"I don't want to be electrocuted!" Morrible said.
"What?" Nessa asked.
"The last time I tried to get a dessert, I was zapped with lighting!" Morrible argued.
"Well, I guess that I can be nice enough to let you and Frex have some. But, don't expect me to be nice all the time… yet. That can change," Nia said, considering her options.
"Thank you!" Morrible and Frex said together. They each took two.
"That's all the time we have for now!" Nia announced. "Tune in next time!"
"Wait!" Elphaba shouted, swallowing the dessert in her mouth. "You said that you would answer the pregnancy questions!"
"Oh yes. The baby will be here within the next few episodes," Nia announced as the audience cheered.
"It takes nine months for a baby to grow," Elphaba said, looking down at her stomach.
"Yes, well, I doubt people want to wait nine months. And I don't think that I can keep up this interview for nine months, so, I'm shooting for the next few episodes."
"What?!" Elphaba exclaimed.
"Dim the lights!" Nia said in a desperate voice.
Special thank you to EmeraldElphaba, Broadwaylover56, Elphaba'sGirl, Mad-Idina-Fan98, and snoozinghamster